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Volcano Admim
12-13-2003, 11:19 AM
very funny :o

but dont panic, Volcano is here
and the BADGERS too

12-15-2003, 12:42 PM
I'm glad you liked it V.A.

but I was hoping others would step-up and create a few comic-strips of their own...

with over 300 pages of posts on this thred there's got to be some potentially really funny stuff to be made...

12-15-2003, 02:31 PM
u call this thread funny? I LAUGH AT YOU

12-15-2003, 03:54 PM
Laugh at THIS!!! (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44175)

Meat Shake
12-16-2003, 12:07 AM

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 09:10 AM

The Got Qi Girls thred has reached the level of High Art Sort of...

If you and Gene get into this again... I'm going home, and I'm bringing my toys with me!:D

Volcano Admim
12-16-2003, 10:03 AM
someitmes i have nightmares that i was being quoted on some other sites then i wake up sweating and since i dont remember my dreams i go like: "Hey the chick on this dream must have been really hot cos i am all sweating"

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 10:21 AM
Well, at least you think you're getting some somewhere.

12-16-2003, 10:42 AM
Curse you with your subtle comic book humor! CURSE

argh! (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/yourcomic.phtml?tagline=The+Administrator&char1=vern1.gif&char2=tedhunt2.gif&d1a=Brian+Bolland+is+coming+to+Croatia.+Brian+will +be+signing+the+first+croatian+edition+of+%22KJ%22 .&d1b=Brain+Boland+is+an+AMAZING+ARTIST%21%21%21%21% 0D%0A%0D%0Ahowever+he+illustrated+Killing+JOKE%2C+ Alan+Moore+wrote+it...%0D%0A%0D%0Astill+I+wish+he+ would+do+more+than+cover+these+days...%0D%0A%0D%0A sigh...&d2a=Whatchoo+sighin+fo&d2b=ABC%27s+Tomorrow+Stories+just+came+out+in+Soft +cover...+been+eyeballin+that+one+but+it%27ll+just +hve+t+wait...%0D%0A%0D%0AIt+was+kicking+%40%24%24 +and+taking+names.%0D%0AThen+the+last+of+it+hit.%0 D%0A%0D%0AGod%2C+I+feel+so+used.+And+not+in+a+good +way.&d3a=.......%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AI%27m+going+hom e%2C+and+I%27m+bringing+my+toys+with+me%21&d3b=LAUGH+AT+MY+PETIT+DONG)

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 10:49 AM
lol, well, I've now had a quote imortalized in a comic.

12-16-2003, 11:03 AM

I'm waiting for gene to make an appearance in one of those... anyone care to give THAT a try?

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 11:10 AM
Well with that pic in the front of the last issue... his hair sort of made him look like a cartoon character...:eek:

Volcano Admim
12-16-2003, 11:18 AM
Yeah all i really want is girls!
And in the morning it's, GIRLS!
Cuz in the evening it's, GIRLS!

I like the way that they WALK!
And it's chill to hear them TALK!
And i can aways make them SMILE!
From White Castle to the NILE!

Back in the DAY!
There was this girl around the WAY!
She like my home-piece MCA!
He said he would not give her PLAY!
I asked him please, he said " you MAY!"
Her pants are tight and thats OKAY!
If she would dance i would DJ!
We took a walk down to the BAY!

I hope she'll SAY!
"Hey me and you should hit the HAY!"
I asked her out, she said, "No WAY!"
I should have probably guessed their GAY!
So i broke North with no DELAY!
I heard she moved real far AWAY!
That was two years ago this MAY!
I seen her just the other DAY!
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls- to do the dishes
Girls- to clean up my room
Girls- to do the laundry
Girls- and in the bathroom
Girls, thats all i really want is girls
Two at a time i want girls
With new-wave hairdos i want girls
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls....

12-16-2003, 12:12 PM
because I'm a kind and superior man (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/yourcomic.phtml?tagline=Someone+should+%22DO%22+Ge ne&char1=clyde1.gif&char2=don2.gif&d1a=HEllo%2C+I%27m+Gene+Ching%2C+publisher+and+mus e+of+a+famous+Kung+Fu+Magazine.+I+saw+you+training +earlier%2C+I+take+it+you+are+a+SHAOLIN+MONK%3F&d1b=uh%2C+why+do+you+say+that%3F&d2a=Coz+your+shiny+bald+%28yet+still+masculin+in+a +chinese+warrior+ballet-dancing+kind+of+way%29..+head&d2b=oooooh+u+messin+with+ma+hair+foool.+I%27ma+*** *+you+up+mufaka+di+be+ON+I%27m+tellin+ya%2C+OOOooo OOn%21+BO%21+BO%21+BO%21+&d3a=*Whoa*+Step+back+sir%2C+or+I+might+have+to+unl eash+my+ORA+pimps+on+you%27re+ass&d3b=HAIL+MY+PETIT+DONG%21+I+AM+MEAT+SHAKE%21+I+HAV E+SMALL+DONG%21+YOURS+ARE+TO+LONG%21+HEAR+MY+SONG% 21+DONG%21+)

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 12:18 PM
Some classic Beasties...

12-16-2003, 12:20 PM
crap that sucked. I appologize

12-16-2003, 12:21 PM

Volcano Admim
12-16-2003, 04:04 PM
you dont need a god cos im here now

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 04:12 PM
Get over yourself.... focker

Volcano Admim
12-16-2003, 04:17 PM
ok ok, the crowd went crazy and screaming for more so
here are the 2 latest theories of mine

1) Prostitution
Its ok to pay for sex, follow the data i display:

Dude sees chick -> dude likes chick -> dude wants chick
Factors that factor the seduction a dude can do on a chick to get casual sex: Display of power (money, looks) + display of personality
Brad Pit (spell?) could score anyone cos he got display of power (money and looks). Even if his personality sucked I know all you females wet your panties for him even without knowing his true personality -> how he really is in person, with his friends, family, etc.
Ok now, with money you can... improve your display of power -> cos money is the power. You can use the money to do plastic surgery and to goto great doctors nutricionists and great academies to workout and you can even BUY TIME to workout. With money you will put most best seductive clothes and perfumes. With money you can pay for the water you will use to bath yourself and the soap and the shampoo too. With money you also will pay for the car you will use to get where the ladies are partying. With money you can even get psycologists and crap like that to make you talk sweeter to the girls and be more extrovert.
Now, instead of doing all that, you can use your money directly on the female and get the sex. What a briliant theory :D
The law? screw the law. The law is supported by governament stuff, and the governament sucks.

Volcano Admim
12-16-2003, 04:23 PM
norther praticioner, stop disrespecting, im talking important stuff in here

now where was i?
ok theory 2
this came to me hanging out on my bros city, where i finished highschool some 4 years ago or something

2) School girls are hot
I always studied on catholic schools. Irony or not, perverssion of the priests or waht i dont know -> but our uniforms had some pants that are the type to do exercise wich are GLUED to the body -> i wont even begin to comment on camel toes and other awesome sightings that come from that.
School grls still turn me on, just like they did when i was in school (bakc in 99).
They still turn me on, cos they are young, cute and cos their pants are so tight and hot. And most of all, they still turn me on very very hot and high cos i couldnt have them back then when i was a school boy and i still cant have em now.
(Note this applys even if its not the pants case, what if they were skirts like the japanese school girls did? It would be EVEN HOTTER, cos you can see panties then).

12-16-2003, 04:47 PM
Volcano is priceless!!! (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44209)

12-16-2003, 04:54 PM
funny & funnier!!! (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=44210)

or not . . .

norther practitioner
12-16-2003, 04:56 PM
LOL.. that was good DS..

VA:rolleyes: Like I'm not being sarcastic...

You need to stop obsessin, and start posessin.

12-16-2003, 05:21 PM
thanks NP, the most satisfying aspect is that it's all cut & pasted from this thred (& a few others)...

I wanna see what you's would read like...

go-on then . . . bust one out!!! (http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/buildmeat.html)

Volcano Admim
12-17-2003, 04:43 PM
i shall have my ze-venge
you'll see

(not on you dirty bastages, i mean on other peoples)

12-19-2003, 11:35 AM
in the meantime here's a picture of everything (http://www.howardhallis.com/artgallery/tpoe/index.html)

Meat Shake
12-19-2003, 02:03 PM
Its like LSD manifested on a canvas.

norther practitioner
12-19-2003, 02:14 PM
That was pretty cool.:D

Volcano Admim
12-19-2003, 02:18 PM
like Carcass (the band) would say:

Works of art, painted black
Magniloquent, bleeding dark
Monotonous palate, murky spectrum, grimly unlimited
Food for thought, so prolific
In contrasting shades, forcely fed
Abstraction, so choking, so provocative

A canvas to paint, to degenerate
Dark reflections - degeneration
A canvas to paint, to denigrate
Dark reflections, of dark foul light

Profound, aesthetic beauty
Or shaded, sensary corruption
Perceptions, shattered, splintered, mirroring
In deft taints, diluted, tinted
Spelt out, in impaired colour
Denigrating, going to paints to pain - not a pretty picture

Works of heart bleeding dark
Black, magniloquent art
Monotonous palate, murky spectrum, grimly unlimited
Prolific food for thought
Contrasting, fed with force
Abstraction, so choking, so provocative

Bleeding works of art
Seething work so dark
Seering words from the heart

12-20-2003, 05:43 AM
cool pic

Volcano Admim
12-20-2003, 08:26 AM
you cant tell by just watching, but i am going through several evil plans right there while holding my black book of people who must die and observing subversive activities on the surrounding area and NOT watching tv.


chen zhen
12-20-2003, 08:50 AM
Volcano's prostitution theory is actually something ive pondered over myself. hes right.

but wouldnt that mean that all females are wh0res?


12-20-2003, 08:57 AM
yes, all females are wh0res

norther practitioner
12-22-2003, 03:55 PM
Good gift idea for shaolin peeps (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3645690513&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting)

12-22-2003, 06:14 PM
hey ya'll. omg..i missed all of you. It has been mad crazy this month due to the Christmas season. I just wanted to say now...what i may not be able to say in a few days, is merry christmas to all and happy new year. I hope everyones new year is a great one. Set your goals now and follow through.
I have been working so hard to help satisfy our customers. man..u guys owe me. LOL..j/p.
Anways...this weekend, me and got qi girl judy, went to the club, and her best friend also. Got a picture for you guys. Not the best..but you may like it.
anways..let me know what you all have been up to. have a great rest of the week if i dont get to chat with you guys.:p ;)

shaolin kungfu
12-23-2003, 02:44 AM
There's people out there that say I'm no good,
'Cause I don't believe the things that I should,
And when the final conflict comes, I'll be so sorry I did wrong,
And hope and pray that our lord god will think I'm good.

Countries manufacture bombs and guns
To kill your brother for something that he hasn't even done.
Smog is ruining my lungs, but they aren't sorry they've done wrong,
They hide behind their lies that they're helping everyone.

In the end the good will go to heaven up above,
The bad will perish in the depths of hell.
How can hell be any worse when life alone is such a curse?

**** Armageddon, this is hell [x3]

We're living in the denoument of the battle's gripping awe,
So what's the use of being good to satisfy them all?

How could hell be any worse? Life alone is such a curse!
**** Armageddon, this is hell [x5

12-23-2003, 09:00 AM
cute friends

Meat Shake
12-23-2003, 09:48 AM
Speaking of sexy ladies... :eek:

Merry crimmus and happy new year to yourself. :)
My week is always good. ALWAYS!?

Jesus Im tired.

And Im tired of saying Jesus, so I think Ill start saying Shiva instead.

12-23-2003, 10:18 AM
careful, buddy. it's not good to take the Lord's name in vain, but Shiva's not as forgiving.

12-23-2003, 10:56 AM
Who would win a fight between Shiva (http://www.haddonfield.k12.nj.us/hmhs/academics/english/shiva.2.jpg) and Jesus (http://www.geocities.com/snb777/jesus.jpg) ??

12-23-2003, 11:16 AM
loki is reffing, so it depends on what kind of mood he's in. :D

12-23-2003, 12:34 PM
Well considering that Shiva is also known as The Destroyer while jesus is a devote pacifist... it wouldn't really be a fight.

12-23-2003, 12:46 PM
But Jesus is like, three persons in one. He's Jesus but also God and apparantly a triangular bird.. and can shange to Spirit Mode

norther practitioner
12-23-2003, 12:46 PM
I'm thinking that trident thing would come into play as well...:D

norther practitioner
12-23-2003, 12:48 PM
Oh, and hey margie....:D

Nice to see you pop your head in again.;)

12-23-2003, 01:23 PM
Do Shiva know the Tiger style? You know u don't wanna **** with the TIGER STYLE! (http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/siegfried.gif)

Volcano Admim
12-28-2003, 10:13 AM

Volcano Admim
12-30-2003, 08:43 AM
Shiva wins
and i got a fractured toe

Volcano Admim
12-30-2003, 09:07 AM




norther practitioner
12-30-2003, 09:07 AM
and i got a fractured toe

That sucks man...:(

chen zhen
12-30-2003, 12:17 PM
Shiva is a male god right? then why does he look like a woman in that pic..:confused:

norther practitioner
12-30-2003, 12:35 PM
Maby shiva was a metro before it was in.

12-30-2003, 01:13 PM
Everyone in Indian art looks like a female

12-30-2003, 01:52 PM
I just want to say have a great new years and I hope this thread never dies. Everyone at Tiger Claw says hello.

norther practitioner
12-30-2003, 01:54 PM
Right on, good to hear from you man. How long you home for?

12-30-2003, 02:40 PM
Happy new year! This thread Will suffer defeat! DEAD AS A POLE

norther practitioner
12-30-2003, 02:42 PM
In the comic book store guy voice from the simpsons...

I deem this thread the best ever.......:p :D

It'll happen soon enough man...

You guys are just envyous.. of what I have no idea.

12-30-2003, 02:52 PM
cause we have margie and they don't.

chen zhen
12-30-2003, 02:53 PM

norther practitioner
12-30-2003, 03:05 PM
Thats what I'm sayin'..

must be some mental thing over there.;)

12-30-2003, 03:06 PM
We have Gene in a tanga

chen zhen
12-30-2003, 03:10 PM
*ssshh dun tell anyone;)*
(gene used to be a regular ron jeremy back in the days, when he was still strugglin for the dough. we got the exclusive fotos, and a movie he did back in the 70's. he told us on the martial media forum)

*shhh, dun tell, ok?:cool:*

12-30-2003, 03:15 PM

norther practitioner
12-30-2003, 03:38 PM
It'll be our little secret.. along with the other 100 people who still pop in here from time to time.

12-30-2003, 03:59 PM

12-30-2003, 04:10 PM
I don't think there's 100 ppl who read this crappy thread though ;)

more like 3

12-30-2003, 04:24 PM
Never the less... this thred remains the single greatest store house for High art concepts . . .

Where else would you find a link to
Mr. Picassohead (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/create.html) !?!?!?

Special prize for the best portrait of Gene Ching!!!

:D ;) :cool: ;) :D

David Jamieson
12-30-2003, 04:49 PM
mmmmmm picassoheads. that was tres coolio ds.

there msut be at least 100 ppl who look at or contrib to this, the best thread EV-ER. Take that ya ora goons.


Volcano Admim
12-30-2003, 06:01 PM
hey, who knows the HABBO HOTEL?

i heard that guy Xebsball hangs out in there sometimes

12-30-2003, 06:41 PM

I used to hang out there often... it's very novel...

However it sort of got old and those suny delite ads that started poping up didn't really help...

I wonder if i've still got my Habbo . . .

chen zhen
12-31-2003, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
It'll be our little secret.. along with the other 100 people who still pop in here from time to time.


norther practitioner
12-31-2003, 09:17 AM
Picasso head think is classic...

Now thats high art.

Volcano Admim
12-31-2003, 09:31 AM
Habbo kicks ass, too bad theres too many too young kids and the rooms be all full
Maybe we could arrange a room for some peoples couldnt we?

say Design, isnt it awesome to go into Goths rooms and tell them to get some sun and exercise :D
and vitamins too cos life is good
the goths there just love me

i also like the beauty contests where all the little girls go
when i get into to be judged i say HEY CHECK OUT MY ERECTION JUDGE
i almost won this one time

12-31-2003, 10:44 AM
habbo antics can be pretty funny... too bad you can install a wooden Dummy in a room...

and I'm still wating to see the best Gene Ching Picassohead...

who's up for it?

Volcano Admim
12-31-2003, 07:13 PM
this is where part of my signature comes!!!

Roger Waters
Amused to death

Doctor Doctor what is wrong with me
This supermarket life is getting long
What is the heart life of a colour TV
What is the shelf life of a teenage queen
Ooh western woman
Ooh western girl
News hound sniffs the air
When Jessica Hahn goes down
He latches on to that symbol
Of detachment
Attracted by the peeling away of feeling
The celebrity of the abused shell the belle
Ooh western woman
Ooh western girl
And the children of Melrose
Strut their stuff
Is absolute zero cold enough
And out in the valley warm and clean
The little ones sit by their TV screens
No thoughts to think
No tears to cry
All sucked dry
Down to the very last breath
Bartender what is wrong with me
Why am I so out of breath
The captain said excuse me ma'am
This species has amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
Amused itself to death
We watched the tragedy unfold
We did as we were told
We bought and sold
It was the greatest show on earth
But then it was over
We ohhed and aahed
We drove our racing cars
We ate our last few jars of caviar
And somewhere out there in the stars
A keen-eyed look-out
Spied a flickering light
Our last hurrah
And when they found our shadows
Grouped around the TV sets
They ran down every lead
They repeated every test
They checked out all the data on their lists
And then the alien anthropologists
Admitted they were still perplexed
But on eliminating every other reason
For our sad demise
They logged the only explanation left
This species has amused itself to death
No tears to cry no feelings left
This species has amused itself to death

01-02-2004, 01:00 PM
really quick (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=gene+ching&x=19&y=4)

01-07-2004, 11:22 AM
I guess that's better than Mr. Dali Head. Or maybe not. Or maybe flaming giraffe.

norther practitioner
01-07-2004, 11:26 AM
that comes close to capturing that do....

01-07-2004, 11:37 AM
I'm still waiting for someone else to take a shot at it!!!

aren't there suppose to be some artsy ****y types on this board?:p

norther practitioner
01-07-2004, 11:42 AM


01-08-2004, 01:20 PM
hey guys...hows your guys's week going? mine..just getting over a cold and the flu. last night i had an earache...and i went to go see the chiropractor...and he did something to my ear and got rid of my ear ache. it was awesome. i was totally impressed. who knew one pull on the ear and help. crazy!!! yep...still have a slight cold..for like 2 weeks already. its driving me in sane. i dont want to go out or do anything because of it...and it sucks. but i'm better now..and hopefully it will never get that bad again...to where i am that sick. :p
Besides that..i've given up dating. hahaha. too much drama for me right now. they get mad when i dont call...what can i say!
my sister is now living with me..and for some reason she likes to have a lot of her friends come over and stay the night everynight. i hate it because she dont pay enough rent to stay there let alone her and her friends. is that mean of me?

norther practitioner
01-08-2004, 02:44 PM
Just tell her not every night.. hopefully she gets the hint. I had to sit a friend down that was staying with me and explain why I had my "own" place... It serves as a refuge. Being sick sucks...
Good to see you poke your head in again.:D

wushu chik
01-08-2004, 02:57 PM
Simple, yet full of ME (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=wushu+chik&x=27&y=11)!!!

norther practitioner
01-08-2004, 03:04 PM
Obnoxious (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=sticking+my+tounge+out)

01-08-2004, 03:59 PM
NP that was great...

here's one of My Dawg!!! (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=petra&id=d7295bb&tp=1&sp=1)

So who's going to attempt a rendition of MARGIE?

norther practitioner
01-08-2004, 04:34 PM
You can always search for my dog... ONYX

01-08-2004, 04:49 PM
...if only she'll model for it. ;) She'll have to get over her cold first.

01-08-2004, 05:10 PM
my first try: http://www.mrpicassohead.com/canvas.html?id=f3e6ab9

i think the name says it all.

01-08-2004, 05:57 PM
Nice ones guys...

NP... now I want to see what you dog REALLY lokks like!!!

Rub... that's pretty funny... I was half expecting to see a cubist version of your Avatar.

Here's me (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=Mr%20tricks&id=23ec92e&tp=1&sp=1) spent a little Too much time on it... Can you tell?

wushu chik
01-08-2004, 06:50 PM
This is my self portrait!!


Volcano Admim
01-09-2004, 12:44 PM
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it in neutral
stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
don't believe everything that you breathe
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
so shave your face with some mace in the dark
savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

(yo cut it)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(double-barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor
i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
one's got on the pole shove the other in a bag
with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap with the folksinger slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
slap the turkey neck and it's hangin' on a pigeon wing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite
who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(get crazy with the cheeze ****)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(drive-by body pierce)

(yo bring it on down)


(I'm a driver I'm a winner things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(I can't believe you)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

(Know what I'm sayin'?)

norther practitioner
01-09-2004, 03:05 PM
Wen.. cool, nice browring..

DS... um, ok.. is that how you are fealing (runs, calls cops).

Good song VA, haven't listened to that album in a few months.

There is a version of strongbad on there. saw it the other day.

norther practitioner
01-09-2004, 03:20 PM
ds.. all I have to say is holy crap (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=holy+crap)

there should be a strongbad one near the bottom...

Oh, and that is how my dog looks, when it is light out (can't see him in the dark, as he is blacker than night).

norther practitioner
01-09-2004, 03:27 PM
Sorry for the trippple post, but I thought this was relevent.

strong baddddddddddd (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=strongbad)

Volcano Admim
01-09-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
too much drama for me right now. they get mad when i dont call...what can i say!

by the grace of god

01-10-2004, 08:47 AM
this looks nothing like me (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/canvas.html?id=ad96d2e)

01-10-2004, 08:44 PM
who am i?

"the messenger is not important"

i am full of focus, i am on path of a improved individual
i am vicious to win
i will defeat my demons
i will overcome myself
i am serious on my goal

i am stronger than the 2 of them
i am the only true one

i am towards the union of the virtual person and the living one

01-10-2004, 08:52 PM
now i hold wheel of time in my hands
it does not rule me anymore

"creator, you will not build your house again"

01-10-2004, 09:41 PM
the simplest yet phattest mr. picassohead yet (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=rubthebuddha)

01-10-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Machine_Phantom
now i hold wheel of time in my hands
it does not rule me anymore

"creator, you will not build your house again"

For Xebby:


1) Perhaps! I'm've was to make football often times. Play? Know. Best football results twice again!

2) Every age I have seen out as a baby. I think I has the solution: width times height.

3) As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. Looking always as I ever did. It was not came's. He borrowed mine.


Strongb.... err I mean Anton.

01-11-2004, 12:32 AM
One should think of the TAO (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=tao+of+wushu)


01-11-2004, 01:47 AM
wow, u guys are pretty good at that.

01-11-2004, 01:20 PM

Thank you! You sould try it, it's not that hard.

~Jason :)

01-11-2004, 07:36 PM
hey are you a hot chick?
i was otld hot chicks come herre

wanna beer

01-11-2004, 08:41 PM
im drunk

01-11-2004, 09:30 PM
im still drunk

but be safe cos i ran out of bbeer now
and nujggets too

01-12-2004, 11:08 AM
From COBRA Commander to The TAO of WUSHU...

I'm impressed.

01-12-2004, 12:42 PM
Thank you!........


01-12-2004, 01:19 PM
look peoples
i made one too (http://img.terra.com.br/thegirl/0104/fotos/008_02.jpg)

norther practitioner
01-12-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
the simplest yet phattest mr. picassohead yet (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=rubthebuddha)

right on...

Jason.. good job..

wish I had any artistic ability.

01-12-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by tao of wushu
One should think of the TAO (http://www.mrpicassohead.com/search.html?query=tao+of+wushu)


Haha that's awesome!

quiet man
01-13-2004, 04:02 AM
It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for
It's the way your shoulders shake and what they're shaking for
I want you
it's knowing that he knows you now after only guessing
It's the thought of him undressing you or you undressing
I want you
He tossed some tattered compliment your way
I want you
And you were fool enough to love it when he said
"I want you"
I want you
The truth can't hurt you it's just like the dark
It scares you witless
But in time you see things clear and stark
I want you
Go on and hurt me then we'll let it drop
I want you
I'm afraid I won't know where to stop
I want you
I'm not ashamed to say I cried for you
I want you
I want to know the things you did that we do too
I want you
I want to hear he pleases you more than I do
I want you
I might as well be useless for all it means to you
I want you
Did you call his name out as he held you down
I want you
Oh no my darling not with that clown
I want you
I want you
You've had your fun you don't get well no more
I want you
No-one who wants you could want you more
I want you
I want you
I want you
Every night when I go off to bed and when I wake up
I want you
I'm going to say it once again 'til I instill it
I know I'm going to feel this way until you kill it
I want you

norther practitioner
01-13-2004, 01:31 PM
I want you

Thats what scares us....:D

quiet man
01-14-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by norther practitioner

Thats what scares us....:D

No, not you... her. :p

norther practitioner
01-14-2004, 08:50 AM
Well, I'm still scurrred:p

01-14-2004, 06:33 PM
dang...homegirl is very pretty. bang'n body girl!

i told my sister that i did not want her friend over anymore. its not that i dont like her..its that she made me mad the other night. my cousin was drunk and she had gotten sick....and i had asked her friend if she could give my cousin a ride home. she said no, after she has been at my house everyday..and staying the night...and showering at my house, that made me mad. and then i found out after that night...my cousin was taken care of her drunk @ss and even slept by her side in case she had to puke again. that just made me so red. i was flam'n. anyways...i told my sister that i dont want her over right now..until i get an apology. am i wrong guys?

besides dat...i gots to post a picture of my cousin. she so beautiful. oh..and baby got back she do

01-14-2004, 07:09 PM
i say slay the b!tch
in the era when evil reigns supreme death is but a gift to the living

01-14-2004, 11:08 PM
margie -- postin pics of cuties is appropriate.

as is kicking biotches to the curb when they don't respect YOUR space. period.

shaolin kungfu
01-15-2004, 04:16 PM

I saw margie around here somewhere

01-15-2004, 04:54 PM
I'm here....right here! duh...omg! like totally. hehehehe
totally tubular!!:p

RTB**I'll be sure to get some more pictures of da pretty girls

norther practitioner
01-15-2004, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
margie -- postin pics of cuties is appropriate.

as is kicking biotches to the curb when they don't respect YOUR space. period.

I'd have to concur.

Meat Shake
01-15-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
margie -- postin pics of cuties is appropriate.

as is kicking biotches to the curb when they don't respect YOUR space. period.

RTB is all about kickin biotches to the curb. Preach on brotha man!

01-15-2004, 09:36 PM
i dunno why miy soudn is commning mono isntead of stereo

this sucks

im drunk
ie said thsi man y times

end me

01-15-2004, 09:40 PM
there wa ps a pitbull on the party just like me
very silenta and quiet
left on his side

he was nice
i pet him for a hwile
nice dog
good dogggg

im scrweed

01-16-2004, 05:07 AM
they say good and bad are a matter of perspective

it was late night
i was on the puter back from the party, posting or whatever i was
my cousin came home
i talked to him, cant remember anything we spoke of
only remember him saying "you really drunk" on some local dialect so to speak
i didnt turn the puter off or disconnect from the net cos i forgot and then i went to bed

in my sleep, my puter downloaded me the Strokes Room on Fire full album on mp3 inside a RAR file - u need WinRar fo that

as i woke up (early, i always wake up early when i drink) i see there is a good RAR file on my downloads folder :)

01-16-2004, 05:12 AM
Talk to me now I'm older
Your friends'll do cuz I told her
Friday night's a bit lonely
Change your plans and then phone me

We could go and get forties
fu.ck going to that party
Oh really, your folks are away now?
Alright, let's go
You convinced me

12:51 is the time my voice
found the words I sought
Is it this stage I want?
The world is shutting up for us
Oh we were tense for sure
But we was confident

Kiss me now that I'm older
I won't try to control you
Friday night's a bit lonely
Take it slow but don't warn me

We'd go out and get forties
Then we'd go to some party
Oh really, your folks are away now?
Alright I'm coming,
I'll be right there

01-16-2004, 05:13 AM
bu-bye :)

Volcano Admim
01-16-2004, 05:15 AM
bu-bye :)

01-16-2004, 05:19 AM
bu-bye :)

shaolin kungfu
01-16-2004, 05:38 AM
this doesnt seem good, despite the smilies

shaolin kungfu
01-16-2004, 07:05 AM
run, desire, run this sexual being
run him like a blade to & through the heart
no conscience, one motive...
to cater to the hollow.
screaming feed me, fill me up again.
temporarily pacify this hungering.
so, grow, libido, throw dominoes of
indiscretions down.
falling all around in cycles/circles.
constantly consuming.
conquer and devour.
it's time to bring this fire down.
bridle all this indiscretion
long enough to edify and permanently fill this hollow.
feed me, fill me up again.
temporarily pacify this hungering.

Good song xebby.

01-16-2004, 11:57 AM
ok..guys..i only kick those to the curb that screw me over. because its my family...i have to be there for them. dats my blood man.

so...i'm at work guys...and its really slow...so feel free to call me and order something. hahaha. j/p:p , no seriously.:D dang..i such a **** sometimes

there is his new club that opened here in Fremont, called Club V. It was pretty kewl. When you walk in, it looks like a rave. and they have a huge screen of movies playing on the 4 walls. They have a dj smack in the middle, a live band, 3 full bars, 3 vip rooms, and the bathrooms are huge. with a sitting lounge. It was pretty fun. I was dancing on the platforms..it was pretty crazy. And the guy that was playing the congas, was following me all night beat'n the drums. and i was popp'n my thang, you konw how we do it. if you guys ever get a change to go to cali, near the city, check it out. beautiful people all up in there. But, you guys have to like high energy music

01-17-2004, 04:48 PM
ok...guys...y is this thread on the second page? i know i'm not hardly in here...but lets keep it going. got any cheese?

tonight is saturday and its time to go out. got my fit and i'm ready to have a good time.

i told my sister that she needs to move,..and shes mad. she makes me feel bad...and i dont like that. Shes 21 and she does not know the first thing about bills or responsiblility. Shes the baby! She said she wants to live at my house for 100 a month. psh...shes trippin. then my cousin asked me if she can stay with me..and pay half the rent..i told her yes. so i told my sister that our cousin is going to stay with me because she can afford more rent. and she got mad...am i wrong or what guys? i feel bad..and i dont like that feeling. Its just my sister goes and spends her money on clothes and reno, and drinks..but she doesn't want to give me any money for bills. So I have a good reason to tell her to leave. and besides, she was only supposed to stay for 2 weeks and one day i came home..and all her stuff was in my room. she had willingly moved herself in. She has been staying with me for 3 months now. I mean, if you cant afford to be on your own or pay bills...shouldn't you still be living at home?

David Jamieson
01-17-2004, 09:39 PM
I mean, if you cant afford to be on your own or pay bills...shouldn't you still be living at home?

If you had a home to go to, and parents who were willing to let you live there under those conditions, then yes.

But if not, then to the streets until you have been there long enough that you don't want to be there anymore and take action to get your own thing going on.

If not that, then....well, what then? I think we know the answer...and it is grim. :(


bamboo_ leaf
01-17-2004, 11:38 PM

i found out my co worker was/is a chi girl maybe you know her she is not to tall, and likes motor cycles.

shaolin kungfu
01-19-2004, 12:01 AM
where have all the xebbys gone?

01-19-2004, 01:27 PM
i found out my co worker was/is a chi girl maybe you know her she is not to tall, and likes motor cycles.

you're going to have to give up a few more details than that!!!

and then get her to post!!! :p

norther practitioner
01-21-2004, 10:55 AM
Margie.. evicting fam. is hard.. hopefully she can learn from this. She is 21, it needs to happen soon.

01-21-2004, 05:33 PM
bamboo_leaf**i need more info than that..as design sifu says

NP* I found out that now, she is going to move into some 7 bedroom house that this guy owns, and he is the only one staying there. he told my sister that he would let her stay there for free. so now she is gonna go mooch off someone else. she will never learn responsibility.

and the guy that is supposed to be moving in is laggin. I dont think he wants to live with 2 girls. you guys would right? lol j/p

Gene**i need you to meet my cousin, shes a beauty. Baby got back..dats her, so if you ever need another model, try her. not bottom pictures...hahah. shes insecure about dat.:D

01-21-2004, 06:09 PM
me and my girl christmas eve

norther practitioner
01-21-2004, 09:41 PM
you guys would right?

I've done it.. isn't as easy as one would think...:D

She'll learn Margie, just make sure you help her pick up the pieces... but don't pick them all up;)

norther practitioner
01-23-2004, 11:28 AM
Finally found a few extra copies to send to the folks..:D

01-23-2004, 06:29 PM
omg...i met this guy last night...and comes to find out he is a former champion of the lightweight i believe in the king of the cage. his name is joe hurley...have you guys heard of him?

shaolin kungfu
01-23-2004, 08:30 PM
Joe Hurley (http://sherdog.com/fightfinder/displayfighter.cfm?fighterid=345)

Found him on sherdog.com for ya.:)

ps check out the highlight clip. :cool:

01-24-2004, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
where have all the xebbys gone?

You're not one of them are you? *glances around suspiciously*... Seriously though, I hope he's ok.

01-26-2004, 10:38 AM
Way to keep this thread alive, NP! ;) We'll try to do it again this year at Jimmy's!

bamboo_ leaf
01-26-2004, 12:31 PM
(bamboo_leaf**i need more info than that..as design sifu says)

she says she was Genes first. ;)

norther practitioner
01-26-2004, 10:21 PM
Cool, you going?

I've just started putting some money aside for the flight.

01-27-2004, 06:29 PM
Yes bamboo_leaf..i have never met her personally, but yes..she is genes first got qi girl. we have had a few words actually on this forum. from what i know and what the guys tell me hear, is that she is super nice. like i said..from the few words we exchange..she is nice. i like her, even though i haven't officiallly met her yet.

Shaolin Kungfu**that him...joe hurley. i met him..i seen some of his fights on video..pretty kewl. he invited me to a match in march up in santa rosa, i'm going. you'll see me using the game (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/992003.html) oh yea!

i'll be working that foot print baby :p

Meat Shake
01-28-2004, 07:43 AM
Work it baby, work it!

01-28-2004, 12:10 PM
o you betcha.

do you think spanking will be offered?:p

Meat Shake
01-28-2004, 02:09 PM
Most likely.

Trogdor will burninate SK.

01-29-2004, 03:25 PM
...not for sure yet, but highly probably.

BTW, Margie just IM'ed me and said "I like leather" Thought I'd share that with you. ;)

01-29-2004, 03:28 PM
i think i may start a new thread...or maybe it would be pointless.:confused:

shaolin kungfu
01-29-2004, 04:13 PM
MaM-why start a new thread?

Do you know what event he's figthing in?

norther practitioner
01-29-2004, 06:44 PM
BTW, Margie just IM'ed me and said "I like leather" Thought I'd share that with you.

Thanks for the context too Gene ;)


norther practitioner
01-30-2004, 09:32 AM
i think i may start a new thread

Does that mean you'll start posting again?


Anywho, how goes everything?

01-30-2004, 11:10 AM
... you know what a stickler I am for context. We were IMing on some business - closing an ad to be specific - Margie's desk is actually on the other side of the building, so we often talk business. She recently changed her icon to a pic of Britney in domanitrix gear - leather bodice and dog collar - and I couldn't but notice. Margie's response was "I like leather". LOL. I used to work on Folsom street in SF, where all the leather shops, B&D places and leather bars are, so I had to post that here. I told her I could set her up with some fine leather gear, so maybe for our next got qi shoot....:p

norther practitioner
01-30-2004, 01:31 PM
Right on...

When is that next issue coming out? Gotta be soon.

Are your rules on a write up of a tourney the same as say just an article?

Just curious. I'm sure you guys don't want the results of every little tournie in your mag, but I had an idea.

01-30-2004, 04:28 PM
It's coming out now. Should be on newsstands in the next week or so. The subscribers were shippped a while ago, so they should be getting them around now.

As for tournament write-ups, the rules are very different. Most of the promotional write-ups go to our e-zine since the net is faster than print. Some tournaments are newsworthy and timely enough to make our new section. News items in print or on the e-zine are like letters; they are not compensated since they are mostly promotionals. The big tournaments like Jimmy's have to arrange to have one of our reporters show up (like me) - that involves a lot more - it's a lot of face to get us out so it has to be worth our time. In short, if you have a small tournament you'd like to write up, we may accept if for the ezine, but you wouldn't get anything out of it but the free publicity. It's slightly more authoratative to publish it this way (since it while pass by an editor) then to just post your review on the forum here.

norther practitioner
02-02-2004, 08:41 AM
Thanks, I was just wondering.

02-03-2004, 07:29 PM
"Just cos you feel it...
Doesn't mean it's there"

shaolin kungfu
02-03-2004, 07:40 PM

how are you man. Long time no see.

02-04-2004, 12:22 PM
shaolin kungfu ***i'm not sure what he fights in...king of the cage or something. i've only met him a couple of times.

hey xebby..how you doing?

omg...my so much drama guys in my apt. i be need'n some tlc man

norther practitioner
02-04-2004, 01:55 PM

I'm sure Gene wouldn't mind giving you some tlc... well either that or some wacks over the head with the action bat (http://store.martialartsmart.net/3507.html) for letting people get to you.

02-04-2004, 06:17 PM

02-04-2004, 06:55 PM
Fat Abbot: Hey hey hey. What's goin on Rudy?
Rudy: Man Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight.
Fat Abbot: I lose weight when I feel like it b*tch! Shut your b*tch ass mouth, ho!
Rudy: B*tch I'll kick yo ass!
Fat Abbot: You think you slick you punk ass blassemous dopefeed b*tch. I had my Jimmy waxed 7 times last week. I busta cap in yo n*gga ass sh*t.

Hey hey hey :D
Mostly good, slightly lighter.
On vacation at parents, going to the gym and thats it
I travel tomorrow and get to work a full week still.
Thats more than 100 hours ina week with the dogs, the cats and the horses :cool:

02-04-2004, 07:08 PM
Fat Abbot: Hey hey hey. What's goin down ya'll?
Rudy: Hey Fat Abbot, what are you doing on this side of the hood?
Fat Abbot: You know something Rudy? You're like schoo in summertime.
Rudy: Schoo in summertime?
Fat Abbot: Yeah b*tch! Schoo in summer time! Open your f*cking ass n*gga hole or I'll pop your b*tch ass!
Another Dude: I'll a poppa yo a b*tcha assa tuba. B*tcha.

02-04-2004, 07:11 PM
Fat Abbot: Hey hey hey. Hey Alonda, why's your eye all black and blue and sh*t?
Alonda: Man Fat Abbot! My stepdad popped me in mah eye!
Fat Abbot: Stepdad! You gotta off his ass!
Alonda: Really?
Fat Abbot: Yeah b*tch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that n*gga swingin from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Clock clock, you know what I'm sayin? Dumb ass n*gga pullin sh*t d*mn!
Alonda: Alright Fat Abbot, thanks.
Fat Abbot: No problem ho. Maybe later you can suck my n*gga d*ck b*tch ho sh*t.
Bill Cosby: Well Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you have a stepdad riding your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grind! No more stepdad. See you next time, eating the pudding.

02-04-2004, 09:55 PM

02-05-2004, 05:59 AM
Hey Xebs! Welcome back! I thought you had gone into some kind of psychological crisis as a result of developing too many forum aliases.

02-05-2004, 07:14 PM
:D Yo, thnx

i dont go into psychological crisis, i am the psycological crisis.

Minsc says:
"Go for ze eyes Boo!! Go for ze eyes!!!"
"Jump on my sword while you can evil, I wont be as gentle!!!"

02-06-2004, 05:23 AM
how much are you "got chi?" girls getting paid to go on the forums and advertise stuff? just curious.

02-06-2004, 09:13 AM
They get paid in love and adoration.

norther practitioner
02-06-2004, 11:35 AM
And the tax on that is having to read some of these posts....

02-06-2004, 04:45 PM
Master Killer***that is correct. love and adoration.

dodger87**Unfortunatly, we dont get paid for it..its all volunteer work..but you know...if you guys want to make them see our great talent and time out from work to take pictures..lyou can try and convince them to pay us. lol

NP***no...i actually started this thread myself. And originally we had a couple of girls set up to post..but they are just so busy that they dont get a chance to post. I only post when i have a few minutes like now. hehehe

Maybe Gene can put a work in about some commision off of what we model and if it sales. that would be cool. i'll be happy with 1% of it..lol...i so broke

02-06-2004, 04:47 PM
ya...bring on the leather gene

haven't been in here for a minute....hello everyone

norther practitioner
02-06-2004, 08:00 PM
What up girl...

Whats shakin'? Nice pic with the action bat in the last issue.... funny seeing someone in a long skirt beat someone. How's the whole family thing going?

norther practitioner
02-06-2004, 08:13 PM
NP***no...i actually started this thread myself. And originally we had a couple of girls set up to post..but they are just so busy that they dont get a chance to post. I only post when i have a few minutes like now. hehehe

Next time I'll actually write in that I am being sarcastic...

:D :eek:

shaolin kungfu
02-10-2004, 01:41 AM
For some reason my ****s smell like a dead chicken. I wonder what thats from....

norther practitioner
02-10-2004, 12:26 PM
Honestly, clean yourself, thats nasty.

shaolin kungfu
02-10-2004, 12:27 PM
Nasty in a good way?

norther practitioner
02-10-2004, 12:28 PM

02-13-2004, 07:37 AM
the mongrel cat came home
holding half a head
proceeded to show it off
to all his new found friends
he said i been where i liked
i slept with who i like
she ate me up for breakfast
she screwed me in a vice

but now
i don't know why
i feel so tongue-tied

i sat in the cupboard
and wrote it down real neat
they were cheering and waving
cheering and waving
twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
but it got edited fuc.ked up
strangled beaten up
used in a photo in time magazine
buried in a burning black hole in devon

i don't know why i
feel so tongue-tied
don't know why
i feel
so skinned alive.

my thoughts are misguided and a little naive
i twitch and i salivate like with myxomatosis
you should put me in a home or you should put me down
i got myxomatosis
i got myxomatosis
yeah no one likes a smart ass but we all like stars
but that wasn't my intention, i did it for a reason
it must have got mixed up
strangled beaten up
i got myxomatosis
i got myxomatosis

i don't know why i
feel so tongue-tied

norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 10:28 AM
Hey Xebs...

What song is that?

02-13-2004, 12:42 PM
Myxomatosis by Radiohead, its on the Hail to the thief album :)

norther practitioner
02-13-2004, 12:53 PM
I thought I recognized that.. thanks...

chen zhen
02-13-2004, 05:25 PM
what do i see? old friends like Xebby & Shaolin KF betraying me..lol.
i thought u guys were too busy to contact my ass, and then youre just f*cking around with the main board lowlifes. what kinda move is that? guess it, it starts with a capitol "B"


02-13-2004, 05:48 PM
son, I no traitor, i just a focked up kid :)

shaolin kungfu
02-13-2004, 05:52 PM
HEy now, Im no traitor. none of my posts up here have had any value. It's hard to tell, but im actually tryin to troll.:)

02-13-2004, 06:10 PM
hey...what do you guys think of that song...f*ck it by eamon? have you guys heard that one?

02-13-2004, 07:15 PM
its my kinda song :D

chen zhen
02-14-2004, 03:40 AM
^^^oh its ok, it wrote it 1 o clock in the morning and i had just been out in town.. so dont believe anything i said there;)

02-14-2004, 09:39 AM
ok, a classic :D

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pus.sy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
cos I'm high
cos I'm high
cos I'm high

shaolin kungfu
02-14-2004, 09:59 AM
play "renholder" by a perfect circle backwards and listen to what maynard says.

Interesting little fact: there are no listed lyrics for renholder, but even when playing forwards, it's clear that maynard is singing. By playing the song backwards (and reversing the title;) ) you can hear what he is saying, although not clearly.(you kind of have to know what your looking for)

after you do this, stand in your bathroom with only candle light and say bloody mary 10 times into the mirror, while looking yourself dead in the eye

02-14-2004, 10:02 AM
awesome shaolin, im check that out later

shaolin kungfu
02-14-2004, 11:01 AM
please do, and tell me what you hear. It's supposed to be something, but it's really hard to make out, if it's anything at all.

the bloody mary thing is just a joke, but im too scared to try it.:)

shaolin kungfu
02-14-2004, 01:09 PM
"Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bull**** three ring circus sideshow of Freaks here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bull**** three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly ****, stupid ****... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. **** L Ron Hubbard and **** all his clones. **** all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. **** retro anything. **** your tattoos. **** all you junkies and **** your short memory. Learn to swim. **** smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. **** these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down. "

02-16-2004, 06:23 PM
Shaolin kungfu***i was gonna say..man..dat is evil. i'm too scared too. actually ..my girlfriend and i tried it together...in the middle school bathrooms and nothing happened. maybe it only works with your alone...maybe its superstition...who knows..but i ain't gonna do it. has anyone ever done it at all by themselves that you know of? i dont know anyone. We have done the light as a feather and stiff as a board...that was scary man cuz it worked. we got my girlfriend up about 1 foot in the air. that was so creepy...i had goose bumps forever. i have had so much wierd stuff happen with ghosts and stuff. scary...make the hair on your neck stand up. do you play renholder slow or fast when playing it backwards? im very curious as to what he says.

xebsball***cuz ur an idiot is your song? no way ....come on

There is this song that is on the staind cd....i believe its his first album...the one where the cover is black with a clown like person on it(blk and wht). well...after the last song...it keeps playing and playing...and there is another song that isn't even listed. And its one of his best songs on that album...i'd like to say its called..for you. but i dont know cuz its not on the booklet or the back of the cd cover. but if you have it listen to it. if not...i'll record it one day and send it to you guys or somthing

jimmy fallon is hilarious...i have been trying to listen to "my date with britney spears" by him...heard it was good

02-16-2004, 10:02 PM
i needo download reholder here on this puter, then ill change it to wave and edit it to make it run backwards

what i meant is like it cos i find funny how the guys uses agressive words. the fact that im idiot isnt really related to that, imho.

btw i just watched the exorcist, so i predict ill have of its quotes floating around my sig in a nearby future :cool:

norther practitioner
02-17-2004, 08:31 AM
Whatup yall...

Just sore here.. a loto trainin' going on now.

Xebby, sorry man, she wouldn't say your name.

Margie, how goes all the d r a m a?

02-18-2004, 12:17 PM
take downs we should all learn (http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/1899/)

norther practitioner
02-18-2004, 12:24 PM

good find ds

02-19-2004, 02:00 PM
NP**well...my cousin bounced with her abusive ex..owing me $200. i woke up and all her stuff was gone. And my sister..i made her move out...she wanted to stay another week..i said no. if you cant pay the bills..you need to be at home. Other than that..everything is better. still in debt..so i will be taking any kind of charity....you know...in case any one is in a helping mood. all charitys will be acknowledged...lol.

xebsball...i hear what your saying...

going to lunch..ill post in a minute

norther practitioner
02-19-2004, 02:08 PM
Sounds like things will end up working out though. Debt... don't talk to me about debt....lol... my rent's gone up, my insurance has gone up, and my pay hasn't... not a good equation.

02-19-2004, 09:43 PM
tomorrow i goto da beach for carnival and stuff

im pretty piszsed of at being with parents, cos around them there is always too much food provided
and its fokcing my blood sweating diet, man

i mean wtf, are they not fockin happy enough to have made me get fat when i was a kid and had no control now they gotta be disturbnign the control i developed all by my self at adult age? :mad:
it wasnt fun being 245 at 14 years old
i didnt have a proper adolescence, i mean it

what really piszses me of is they cant even see what they doin
just the fact that i need to tell them otherwise they be clueless angrys me lots

02-19-2004, 11:37 PM
Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine.

And no one shout us to the land
And no one knows the where's or why's.
Something stirs and something tries
Starts to climb toward the light.

Strangers passing in the street
By chance two separate glances meet
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.

And no one called us to the land
And no one crosses there alive.
No one speaks and no one tries
No one flies around the sun...

Almost everyday you fall
Upon my waking eyes,
Inviting and inciting me
To rise.
And through the window in the wall
Come streaming in on sunlight wings
A million bright ambassadors of morning.

And no one sings me lulabyes
And no one makes me close my eyes
So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky...

02-19-2004, 11:53 PM
when the parents try to give you more food than you need, say, "fock it, guys, i'm doin some pushups."

02-20-2004, 11:17 AM
xebsball***you do have a choice wether to eat it or not...right? I mean if so...then technically it would be your fault for eating the food. now if they are forcing you..then thats a different story. man...u must be really bothered by this.

02-27-2004, 05:10 PM
i finally got on here...and for the first time...i saw this thread on the 4th page. ew..oh well..it was bound to happen. wheres the next best thing?

02-27-2004, 08:02 PM
peoples signatures size being inversely proportional to their genital dimensions maybe? :confused:

shaolin kungfu
02-27-2004, 11:13 PM
peoples signatures size being inversely proportional to their genital dimensions maybe

Sad thing is, it's true.

please dont laugh at my small weenis.:(

norther practitioner
02-28-2004, 07:01 PM
I don't think either of you realize how annoying your sigs. are.

Hey margie, hows it going? Sorry to let it slip, there hasn't been much substance here in a while, a couple good posts by you and some cool links by DS and thats about it.

02-28-2004, 07:40 PM
maybe its cos

"y'all dont wanna hear me, you just wanna dance"

02-28-2004, 08:03 PM
download "She Wont Let Me Fucc" mp3 by Afroman
it explains a bunch of stuff

shaolin kungfu
02-29-2004, 12:22 AM
Xebby gets coolness point for havin a perfect circle and radiohead in the same sig.:cool:

shaolin kungfu
02-29-2004, 12:24 AM
thirteenth step...

David Jamieson
02-29-2004, 11:00 AM
i guess some people get epiphanies from listening to tunes and it follows that they seek spiritual solice through the music that gave them that epiphany.

that's cool, but it is a bit evangelical in it's approach :D

xebs, you are a metal evangelist lol...whatever that means

just binking it to the top for the margester!

02-29-2004, 05:59 PM
lol :D

pretty awesome, its my new tittle
but thats the way it works yeah

"Its more than our religion its the only way to live"

norther practitioner
03-01-2004, 09:06 AM

Thanks for the commentary.

03-01-2004, 06:33 PM
and, punk style:

Once I had my heroes
Once I had my dreams
But all of that is changed now
The truth begins again
The truth is not that comfortable, no
Mother taught us patience
The virtues of restraint
Father taught us boundaries
The knowledge we must go
I'm trying to protect my unity

That's when I reach for my revolver
That's when it all gets blown away
That's when I reach for my revolver
The spirit passes by this way

A friend of mine once told me
His one and only aim
To build a giant castle
And in it sign his name
Sign it with complete community

That's when I reach for my revolver
That's when it all gets blown away
That's when I reach for my revolver
The spirit passes by this way

Now that the sky is empty
And that is nothing new
Instead they look upon us
When they tell me
That we're nothing
I say!

That's when I reach for my revolver
That's when it all gets blown away
That's when I reach for my revolver
The spirit passes by this way

03-01-2004, 07:16 PM
That was you up on the mountain
All alone and all surrounded
Walking on the ground you're breaking
Laughing at the life you're wasting
1 - 2 tries won't do it
You do it all your life and you never get through it
Everything they had to say
Had been erased in just one day

"Good try, We don't like it"
"Good try, We won't take that shyt."

Oh I

Things in bars that people do
When no one wants to talk to you
Failing can be quite a breeze, he
Told me that these girls were easy
Happy that you said you'd mount me
Felt unlucky when you found me
Some nights come up empty handed

Yes, I'll take it

Wait now
By the sidewalk
Hold on
Yes, I'll be right back.

I can't win.

Yeah, I
Wait for something
"Cool it
We won't take that shyt"
"Good try
We don't like it"
-Hold on,
Yes, I'll be right back.

03-03-2004, 01:09 PM
quote this...."all i hear is blah blah blah, im a dirty rotton tramp"

norther practitioner
03-03-2004, 01:13 PM
lol, whats that from.

03-03-2004, 02:34 PM
if i recall its an Adam Sandler movie, cant remember its name though

03-04-2004, 12:52 PM
mr deeds...come on guys. lol..j/p

I went and saw Euro Trip the other night. It was funny. but i have to say, not as funny as Road Trip.

03-04-2004, 01:24 PM
on the subject of comedies i must say i seen Dumb and Dumberer (i think its how its called) dvd some month ago and i think its nothing compared to what Dumb and Dumber (with jim carey) was.
on Dumb and Dumber i laughed so much, but on Dumberer i hardly if ever truly laughed.

03-04-2004, 01:29 PM
heres how im rating it!!!

03-04-2004, 01:33 PM
continuing my sequece of posts while taking speed:

In life i think a person gotta have clear goals as to what one wants in life.
So sometimes its cool to use inspiring images to remind you of the stuff youre after you know
So this is a simple example i can use:

03-04-2004, 01:44 PM
am I becoming a metro? im really worried... :(

I looked on my bathroom... i have an hydrant lotion (and only not using an exfoliating lotion along cos i ran out of it), a fancy ("for sensitive skin") after shave lotion, liquid soap with extra hydratation ("for a healthy and protected skin"), i take vitamin C, i take anti-hair-falling pills, i sometimes trim my pubic hair, my musical taste is very ecletic, im learning to cook better and i never ever had so many clothes as now... i even bought a tie made of italian silk the other day...
i am more and more interested on fitness, weight lifting and body building...
yesterday i was almost buying a another cosmetic product for the skin on the pharmacy but i was able to abort that mission on the last minute...

somebody please help :(

03-04-2004, 05:04 PM
i am more and more interested on fitness, weight lifting and body building...

"Hey, how much can you bench press?"
"Oh about 300lbs"
"Wow, that's really gay."

03-04-2004, 06:38 PM
i dunno how much i can benchpress max yo

Lady Stalking 2004 -
So i had seen this chick on my building right, she said "thank you" this one i time i had hold her the elevator door right. I seen she leaving from the apartament in front of mine right.
So i was thinkgin, maybe shes a student and lives alone, like me, right. So then i was thinking maybe we could have some fun right, on her places, or mine, cos we live alone right.
Today i heard some sound of people opening the door where she leaves so i went on for some stalking by peeking through the thingy on my door. I see this dude in like his 40s getting in and all. Must be her dad or something, wich sucks. This sucks.

Building Enviroment Control -
So i heard some noise coming from outside or some. I went to check out from my porch thing and then i look to the side its my neighbours form the apartament to my left on their porch having some fun and all. This sucks cos they seen me before ive seen them so this means they had the upper hand in control of this building enviroment, i should have been DARK AS A SHADWO QUICK AS LIGHT, but they caught me this time, caught me on my stalking activity control.
My stalkings have been pretty sucky today.

I hear a dog, something smells funny -
Next to my building there is this house, where a Rottweiler lives. The Rott started barking so i opened my window to see whats up. I couldnt see anything since its night and the lights around are all off. But i smelled weed on the air. A little later the dog stopped, everything is ok it seems. Im sure that was weed smell.

shaolin kungfu
03-04-2004, 09:36 PM
...twirling round with this familiar parabol. spinning, weaving round each new experience...

03-04-2004, 09:41 PM
i wish someday i would get informative, friendly, useful or loving caring sweet emails on my inbox instead of:
"special cd promotion!!"
"pc monitor on sale!!"
"Hi xebsball it's true, you can extend the length of your member!"

btw, shaolin, we got awesome music taste, man.

norther practitioner
03-15-2004, 04:43 PM
Now that spring is coming..
Anybody got any cool road trips planned? We're driving out to KC for the weekend (as a school), then I'm driving down to telluride for a few days.

03-16-2004, 02:08 PM
In August..for my birthday. i am thinking of either taking a road trip to Las Vegas for 5 days...or taking a boat cruse for 7. ive never been on a cruise before...but i bet it would be fun. what do you guys think? Also...i may be going up to italy with my girlfriend...i need to get a passport though. And...i may drive back up to fresno...to see my girlfriend

norther practitioner
03-16-2004, 02:14 PM
Hmmm, Fresno, Italy (which would be over), Cruise or Vegas.....

I'd still go to Colorado...


Italy, go see Italy for sure, Europe (where I've been) is always a blast.

04-04-2004, 09:29 PM
"It is not heresy, and I will not recant!"

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up

norther practitioner
04-05-2004, 11:15 AM
Any decision there Margie?

04-16-2004, 12:08 PM
Okay people... here's one (http://www.kiteretsu.jp/on/grow3/index.html) for you all...

a little hint:

CUBE first...

PIPE soon after...

more hints later . . . :p

good luck!

norther practitioner
04-16-2004, 12:34 PM
Talk about resurection...

04-16-2004, 12:43 PM
"Passion of the Got Qi Girls..."

sounds like a great idea for a movie:cool:

norther practitioner
04-16-2004, 01:33 PM
I'm guessing you'll go for the lead role for the men..


Chang Style Novice
04-16-2004, 01:38 PM
Design Sifu -

February 17th called... (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=28453&highlight=pipe+prop)

04-16-2004, 02:08 PM
"I'm guessing you'll go for the lead role for the men.."

actually I'd prefer to be the director,

too much competition for these got qi ladies, i dont wanna get caught up in the rat race.

04-16-2004, 03:25 PM
Sorry Chang,

I wasn't shopping for loins . . . so have you figured it out yet?

Chang Style Novice
04-16-2004, 03:29 PM
Oh, sure. Later that very day.

There's actually several solutions.

04-16-2004, 04:06 PM
reallly . . .

I've only found one that completes all levels for all items...

hmmm, I'll have to try it again.

"LAter that day"


04-16-2004, 04:10 PM
hey everyone..how is are you guys doing..living it up i hope. anyways..i decided im just gonna go to reno for my birthday..for hot august nights...ya. i'll be there from the 5-8 with me and my girls. party time. has anyone been to reno..except for the people that work here.lol