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Xebsball
11-24-2002, 05:49 PM
There is erotism and there is pornography.
There is good erotism and bad erotism.
There is good pornography and bad pornography.

Tasteful nude photography celebrating the natural beauty of the female form would actually most probably be, given the odds, on the good erotism category rather than on the good pornography category.

Chang Style Novice
11-24-2002, 05:57 PM
It's simpler (and more subjective) than that. Good porn turns me on without guilt, bad porn repels me and me feel dirty.

Serpent
11-24-2002, 06:03 PM
Yeah CSN, but your levels of turn-on and guilt could well be way past the "make me feel dirty" level of someone else.

I say, go with nudity. Nothing but a got qi? shirt, in a sexy pose. In fact, how about not even wearing the shirt, but just standing there naked holding the shirt up?

eulerfan
11-24-2002, 06:13 PM
Ahhh. Celebration of the female form. That one is a classic.:D

FatherDog
11-24-2002, 06:50 PM
Serpent, CSN, and Xebby like to tastefully celebrate the female form.

I like to ogle naked chicks.

:D

Serpent
11-24-2002, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Ahhh. Celebration of the female form. That one is a classic.:D

Does it matter if I point out that I genuinely believe in that? I honestly believe the female form to be one of the most beautiful things that nature has ever produced. It's up there with spiderwebs glistening with morning dew and the colour of autumn leaves.

Of course, spiderwebs and leaves don't give me ********s, but nothing bears close examination really.

;)

Chang Style Novice
11-24-2002, 07:27 PM
The only difference between tastefully celebrating the female form and ogling naked chicks is what you do with your hands.

Serpent
11-24-2002, 07:30 PM
I think it would be fairer to say that it's what you don't do with your hands that makes the difference!

Chang Style Novice
11-24-2002, 07:31 PM
<strokes chin-yeah, that's it, chin-thoughtfully>

Serpent
11-24-2002, 07:35 PM
Where's your other hand!?

eulerfan
11-24-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


Does it matter if I point out that I genuinely believe in that? I honestly believe the female form to be one of the most beautiful things that nature has ever produced. ;)

I agree. It's a work of art. However, I would like my career options as open as possible. So, if you want to see me naked you'll just have to do what every other non boyfriend has done. Plan a party with lots of hard booze and figure out a way to bring up strip poker that doesn't sound planned.

:D

Serpent
11-24-2002, 08:18 PM
Non-boyfriend?! But I thought we... you and me were.... I thought that......

******!

OK, well, there's gonna be a party at my place soon. It'll be great. Tell you what, why doesn't someone bring a deck of cards! No reason, just seems like it might be fun. I'll get my old copper still fired up again. Should be a blast.

























Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?

eulerfan
11-24-2002, 08:30 PM
Oh, honey, I thought you understood. This is just for fun, no strings attatched. You're a great guy, I just can't be tied down to a relationship right now. I gotta be free. Free as a.......not.....caged.......thing.

Serpent
11-24-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Oh, honey, I thought you understood. This is just for fun, no strings attatched. You're a great guy, I just can't be tied down to a relationship right now. I gotta be free. Free as a.......not.....caged.......thing.

Hey, that's just dandy with me. No strings is my kinda thing. But surely, strings or not, I should get to see you naked!

Serpent
11-24-2002, 08:37 PM
I mean, otherwise we're just like two complete strangers chatting on the interne......

Oh.

Bugger.

eulerfan
11-24-2002, 08:49 PM
What are you doing?

Are you flushing Alice out of the rabbit hole?

There is no room for your *reality* in this thread, mister!

Serpent
11-24-2002, 09:40 PM
Great! Thank god for that!

So, you getting nekkid then?

eulerfan
11-24-2002, 09:57 PM
Okay, sure. Just......one........second. **** button. And.......there!!!!!!! I'm naked.

Xebsball
11-24-2002, 09:57 PM
Just a side comment, not related to current discussions at all... so eulerfan, dont let this stop you from removing your clothes, mkay...

Sometimes i think the world might be sicker than me.
Then i log on the internet and say YEAH IT IS.

eulerfan
11-24-2002, 10:04 PM
I'm glad that isn't related to this thread because, if I were in any way representative of the world, the only plausible course of action would be global suicide.

Xebsball
11-24-2002, 10:11 PM
I can deeply understand your feelings regarding my previous post :o

BTW im shirtless as im writting this right now

Serpent
11-24-2002, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Okay, sure. Just......one........second. **** button. And.......there!!!!!!! I'm naked.

Yeah! Cool!

I'm naked too. In fact, I'm always naked when I post on KFO. Does that make me weird?

Xebsball
11-24-2002, 10:18 PM
that depends... do you find pubic hair on your keyboard everytime you clean it??

Xebsball
11-24-2002, 10:27 PM
making it simpler... turn your keyboard upside down... now slap its bottom a few times. Do any pubic hair comes out of it? From the holes between one key and another?

Serpent
11-24-2002, 10:54 PM
Clean my keyboard? They need cleaning?

As for turning things upside down and smacking their bottoms, I'd much rather be having this discussion with eulerfan!

eulerfan
11-25-2002, 08:42 AM
Well, I haven't been doing my frog leaps. It shows in the poor hight I get in standing jumps.

That's just lazy and neglectful. Some might even call it.........naughty.:D

GeneChing
11-25-2002, 11:28 AM
What is porn? Let me tell you. All you need is a daughter and there's no question. The daugther/porn barometer works without fail. Like I've said so many times before, this is a family show. The most important part of CMA is transmitting the teachings of our grandmasters to our youth and we aren't going to be able to do that if this site is packed with porn. Nor will we be able to do that shaking pubic hairs out of our keyboards. Think about that.

eulerfan, what's your shirt size? I'm beginning to think you should send me the pics first for approval. Or maybe just for publisher's privilege. After all, we're not just sending you the shirt for free, you got to work for it, honey. ;) You can PM me your size and address, if you're serious about this.

I've thought about moving this thread to the TCMedia forum, we could use th traffic down there. But it's going so well, I'd hate to spoil it.

eulerfan
11-25-2002, 01:48 PM
All right. It's in your mail box.

Uh- oh. Now Gene knows where I live. :eek:

Xebsball
11-25-2002, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
What is porn? Let me tell you. All you need is a daughter and there's no question. The daugther/porn barometer works without fail. Like I've said so many times before, this is a family show. The most important part of CMA is transmitting the teachings of our grandmasters to our youth and we aren't going to be able to do that if this site is packed with porn. Nor will we be able to do that shaking pubic hairs out of our keyboards. Think about that.

I dont know what youre talking about, man :cool:

Design Sifu
11-25-2002, 01:54 PM
oH... So now it's private messages NOW!!!

are you guys gonna stand for THAT!!!

NorthernMantis
11-25-2002, 02:15 PM
Wow is this the longerst thread ever?



Total Posts: 742
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M_ArtsMargie 80
Serpent 79
GeneChing 57
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rubthebuddha 39
JOHNNY 34
Design Sifu 32
TaoBoy 31
wushu chik 26
FatherDog 18
KC Elbows 16
Kung Lek 14
Gene's First 13
xie li wong 10
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Silumkid 7
The Willow Sword 7
Royal Dragon 6
Arioch7 5
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Hai_To 4
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ewallace 3
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SanHeChuan 2
james hfyofAZ 2
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No_Know 2
TjD 2
WushuSpear 2
Crimson Phoenix 2
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guohuen 2
African Tiger 1
Sharky 1
HuangKaiVun 1
jungle-mania 1
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Kristoffer 1
Stacey 1
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10880
:eek: :eek:

rubthebuddha
11-25-2002, 02:24 PM
that's just cause margie and euler are worth it. :)

Xebsball
11-25-2002, 02:37 PM
make that 51

Serpent
11-25-2002, 05:23 PM
Yeah, way to abuse your authority there Gene! "Just PM me you address and photographs, but no porn on the boards!" Talk about double standard!

Stinkin' hippy.

(Hey Gene, if she sends you pics, send me a copy! serpentfist@yahoo.co.uk ) ;)

GeneChing
11-25-2002, 06:56 PM
A direct quote from eulerfan's PM "I'm excited." The rest is confidential. ke ke ke

Stinkin' hippies rule. it's all about free love, man.:p

TaoBoy
11-25-2002, 07:03 PM
How is everyone feeling today?

Any problems you'd like to discuss with Dr. Adam?

Serpent
11-25-2002, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
A direct quote from eulerfan's PM "I'm excited." The rest is confidential. ke ke ke

Stinkin' hippies rule. it's all about free love, man.:p

She'll come back to me, man. She simply can't resist the lure of a tough, muscled, rugged outback kinda guy. You Cali hippies can't compete. And besides, there ain't no love freer than mine! (Freer? Is that a word? Well, it is now. It means 'More Free'. ;) )

BTW, are you responsible for that ke ke ke thing? Margie's a lovely lass and all that, but you know how some things just get under your skin? That high school note book giggling thing... it's just so.... annoying!

BTWBTW, I know what the rest of eulerfan's e-mail said:

"I'm excited to think that Serpent will finally see me naked holding up a got qi? t-shirt!"

You can't fool me, hippy.

:p

JOHNNY
11-25-2002, 07:53 PM
this is one long thread. I thought it died. OH well it is entertaining.
johnny
semper fidelis

eulerfan
11-25-2002, 09:11 PM
Ooooh ooh ooh. Are two guys finally going to fight over me?

Wait, hold on.

Gene? You gonna let him call you a hippy like that?

Serpent, don't let him taunt you like that. You could take him.

(takes several paces back)

TaoBoy
11-25-2002, 09:16 PM
Only two guys?
What happened to Xebs? Did he give up?


C'mon hippy let's see ya whack that snake. :D

Serpent
11-25-2002, 09:39 PM
Hey, Boy of the Way, what are you doing on his side? That's very un-Australian of you!

Well, I managed to distract Xebs before, demonstrating my considerable ability at the Art Of Fighting Without Fighting (TM). That won't work again, Gene's far too canny.

However, fighting Gene could be detrimental. After all, eulerfan, consider the possible outcomes:

Gene wins. (Obviously extremely unlikely, but let's consider it from a hypothetical perspective.) I'm beaten and driven from the forum and you're left stuck with a stinkin' hippy.

I win. (Obviously). Gene once again abuses his authority and position of power to ban me to help conceal his defeat and I'm driven from the forum. Once again, you're left stuck with a stinkin' hippy.

Are you sure that's what you want?

M_ArtsMargie
11-25-2002, 09:53 PM
Serpant***I am so touched by your thoughts about everyone. Don't be mad becuase Eulerfan is sending in her pics to Gene before you get to see them. You kind of sound like those high school kids that get immature when they get mad. Since everyone gets to voice out their opinion in here....I thought that I would voice mine. Other than that, you can be a kool kat. Just Smile"""Bright, :D and ...sh..iney:D! Bright,and....sh..iney:D!'''''Can you guess what movie that is from:confused: ?

Eulerfan***As I wrote to Serpant "since everyone gets to voice out their opinion" Dont Tease....That's not nice. Just send in your picture....And let Gene post it! Since all the guys think you are hot, you should try to be a model. And being in the Kungfu Magazine might get you recognized. Though...I have to say, it hasn't worked for me:D . J/k lol :p

Gene***You are the only one that can word anthing that will never be mean, but has something behind each comment. *****Quotes the Ladies Man,"Tha's cool. Paths the cavathsiay"*****(smiley with an afro)

***I think we should just start a sort of "Talk to Got Qi Girls, Chapter II!" Or maybe "Talk to the Got Qi Crew" And like Gene says....I think move it to the TC Media Forum:confused: .
DUNNO>????

Serpent
11-25-2002, 09:58 PM
Yeah, Margie, is that what you think? Well, you can't even spell my name right!


:)


It should have been apparent to everyone by now, and I've even gone so far as to state it before:

Do not take anything I say seriously. As soon as you start to put any stock whatsoever in anything I come out with, you're a lost cause. ;)

And if you move this thread, I'll... I'll....









I'll go to the TC Media forum, I guess :(

M_ArtsMargie
11-25-2002, 10:01 PM
Gene is not a just any stinkin hippy. He's the coolest stinkin hippy. You left that part out. *****Bright :)....and....sh..iney :***

M_ArtsMargie
11-25-2002, 10:03 PM
Serpent****Can I just say I think that you entertain me the most. You did say "Don't take anything I say seriously" didn't you? My Bad. Dang....there has been so many posts in here that I forgot. :p

Xebsball
11-25-2002, 10:10 PM
son, im not fighting for euler cos i saw Margie first :D
small pimp can barely handle one, think two :eek:

M_ArtsMargie
11-25-2002, 10:10 PM
Gene****Do you see what is going on in the Kungfu Forum? It has been taken to this whole new level that is now almost boring? I think that if it were actually conversation it can be funner. Cant say that there are some definetly good laughs though.

eulerfan
11-25-2002, 10:20 PM
Serpent, I'm with you. I sometimes feel I should always carry a salt shaker with me to provide the grains of salt myself. See, we're perfect for each other. Why are you still in Australia? Did you check under the sofa cushions? I usually find tons of change there.

Thanks for the confidence, Margie but I think I'm more along the lines of 'real person hot' than 'model hot'.

Serpent
11-25-2002, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Serpent****Can I just say I think that you entertain me the most. You did say "Don't take anything I say seriously" didn't you? My Bad. Dang....there has been so many posts in here that I forgot. :p

;)

Serpent
11-25-2002, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Serpent, I'm with you. I sometimes feel I should always carry a salt shaker with me to provide the grains of salt myself. See, we're perfect for each other. Why are you still in Australia? Did you check under the sofa cushions? I usually find tons of change there.


Yeah, always carry a salt shaker. It's easier in the long run.

I did check under the sofa cushions and all I found was Jesus. I can't believe he'd been there the whole time! Trouble is, the ******* had nicked all the change under there and spent it on liquor and cheap women. *sigh*

eulerfan
11-25-2002, 10:36 PM
Don't get me started on prophets. Once, Buddha ditched me at a bar to go home with some floozy. And he was my RIDE!

Serpent
11-25-2002, 10:37 PM
Pah! What can you do, eh? All peace and love to the masses, but it's all p1ss-up and ho's in private.

:rolleyes:

FatherDog
11-26-2002, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Serpent
Pah! What can you do, eh?

Join a non-prophet organization.


*rimshot*

Chang Style Novice
11-26-2002, 09:23 AM
Jesus saves!

Passes to Buddha...and BUDDHA TAKES IT TO THE HOLE!

:p

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by FatherDog


Join a non-prophet organization.


*rimshot*

NO, YOU DI'NT!!!!

:D

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 09:54 AM
If you really want boring, read the archives.

If you really want funner, read the archives.

Everyone brings something to the forum to make their own fun here. I'm sure if you post more pics of yourself, your forum experience will get lively again. ;)

M_ArtsMargie
11-26-2002, 10:13 AM
Oh yea...i'm sure that's all people want to see is pictures of myself on here.:rolleyes:

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 10:27 AM
Think about it the next time you gas up.

As for any great duels with serpent (or shall we say "sir pant":p ) just get in line like all the others. It reminds me of something Bruce Lee once said (or was said to have said) something about how there was nothing in it for him to fight challenges. If he lost, that would suck, obviously and if he won, everyone would say he was just beating up on people, nevermind who threw down the gauntlet. And that was Lee, not me. If I was really good at CMA, I probably wouldn't write as much. But, dear serpent, if you really want to challenge me over eulerfan, since you're the challenger, I get the right of weapon choice and I choose Guinnesses. You buy. :D

Better yet, I'll just send Design Sifu after you - he specializes in the removal of snakes. It's one of his many odd superpowers, right up there with font identification.

Actually I'm married so there's not much contest here. I'm just out for the free beer. Beware my drunken fist! (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/pr-gs003.html)

You know, when I first conceived of the "got qi?" I never imagined it would end up here. Now if it would only end up here! (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/subscribe.php)

As for moving the thread, this thread is way too big too move. Instead it's just going to replicate on the TC forum here. (http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=16852&pagenumber=3) This is where Margie is debating about posting more pics. Maybe y'all can convince her.

Got qi? is like a virus. Catch it. Join us. It'll take over the whole forum one day (well, maybe not the Wing Chun forum.)

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by GeneChing
But, dear serpent, if you really want to challenge me over eulerfan, since you're the challenger, I get the right of weapon choice and I choose Guinnesses. You buy. :D


THis reminds me of a funny story I once heard. Apparently, there were these two Louisiana politicians. One was short, like five feet, and a real fighter. He was pretty fractious, challenged people to a lot of duels and always won. The other was tall, like 6'6", lanky, razor sharp wit and couldn't fight to save his life. Tall guy made some joke about the short guy and the short guy immediately challenged him to a duel.

Tall guy said, "Okay, I'll have my second talk to yours but I'm going to choose sledgehammers six feet deep in Lake Ponchetrain."

FatherDog
11-26-2002, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Xebsball
small pimp can barely handle one, think two :eek:

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a111

FatherDog
11-26-2002, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by eulerfan


NO, YOU DI'NT!!!!

:D

Hey, chicks dig guys with a sense of humor. Or so I hear.

FatherDog
11-26-2002, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by GeneChing
But, dear serpent, if you really want to challenge me over eulerfan, since you're the challenger, I get the right of weapon choice and I choose Guinnesses. You buy. :D

I'll challenge any of you over a bottle of Bacardi 151. I'm only 2 years out of college and born and raised in New Jersey's poisonous bosom; whilst many on this board could kick my ass, none can match my resistance to toxins. :D

KC Elbows
11-26-2002, 01:36 PM
Pics are always popular on here. Every once in a while, someone will put up a post with their picture and everyone will put up pics of themselves. I'm not big on those threads, but that's just because I'm technologically challenged. One of these days I'll scan a pic of myself and crack monitor's the world over. It'll have to be 3d to catch the glory that is my nose.:D

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 03:02 PM
Ohh, I give up. I had a real bad experience with 151. It was a NYE party and everyone - I mean everyone - passed out right after midnite. I was still standing, sort of, with the hostess and we started to clean up because we were too drunk to think of anything better to do. We started drinking the spiders out of the hard liquor bottles. Bad Idea. Next thing I know I burst a blood vessal in my eye from dry heaves (actually, re-burst from a sparring incident, but that's another story entirely.) Anyway, the 151 bottle was the last one I remebered - certianly not the sole culprit but it wasn't until I went to the Bahamas until I relearned to drink the stuff. It's not my hard drink of choice by any means...

Design Sifu
11-26-2002, 03:07 PM
Better yet, I'll just send Design Sifu after you - he specializes in the removal of snakes. It's one of his many odd superpowers, right up there with font identification.

Ironicly Serpent put himself into this er... compromising position (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1705_24826372), as a result of failing to resist my instagation in the first place...

No offence... Serpent (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/vidsnakfisem.html), you just fell into my Jedi mind trap (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/tc-yl003.html)...
of course eulerfan seemed all too willing to promote your downfall at the deadly hands of Gene (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1707_1256561) Don't be fooled by that clean cut look!!!,
I guess once Serpent was out of the picture...this would just leave Taoboy & Xesball to contend (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1714_40508713) for her virtual-affections... Who will be left on top?

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 03:22 PM
Not only is Design Sifu adept at dealing with snakes, he can make links that are simply befuddling. Be afraid, oh reptilian one, be very afraid.

To get back to one of the topics of this thread, should we break out the old jello tub for the duel over eulerfan? Would that be cherry or lime jello? Fruit salad? :p

Jello was a topic of this thread before, wasn't it? Maybe it's time for someone to post a recap of what happened on each page. Better one of you than me. I'll be busy making jello and taking the hem up on eulerfan's shirt.

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 03:24 PM
KC wants to see your pix. And I'd much rather see yours than KC's...

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 03:37 PM
If you want to make it really interesting, just send me an extra small.

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 03:39 PM
...that this though has not crossed my mind.

ke ke ke

KC Elbows
11-26-2002, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
KC wants to see your pix. And I'd much rather see yours than KC's...

What, were all those PM's just pillow talk?:eek:

Really Margie, most of the forumites aren't ready for my pic. First off, I can assure you that, despite the fact that I get far more sun than them, I am whiter than our members from Finland. I'm mozarella white.

Not to mention that I have what my wife lovingly refers to as an 'alien skull'. Seriously, the knockout point on the back of your head? My skull has an overhanging bit that covers it. And there's a ridge running over the top of my skull, right down the middle, like a walnut.

I do have long blonde hair that everyone is jealous of, but none of them are rushing out to get walnut heads and mozarella pigmentation. Not to mention roamin' noses(as in roamin all over my face).

Did I mention I have no less than 5 scars where my nose meets my forehead? 5 different scars from 5 different accidents. And fangs. Big fangs. They run in the family, but I've got the biggest set of them anyone's ever seen.

Seriously, for the sake of the forum, keep my pics off of here.:D

Serpent
11-26-2002, 04:07 PM
Definitely send her the smallest got qi? t-shirt that there is!

As for the whole duel thing, I love the way it's ended up as being an offer from Gene to get p!ssed on Guinness or he'll set Design Sifu on me!

Well, rather than rock the boat, I'll go and have session on the black stuff with Gene, Design can continue to dredge up mind-bogglingly irrelevant links and eulerfan will still be there for me when I get back as Gene is married anyway! And she'll be wearing a tiny got qi? t-shirt. (Briefly!)

All turned out all right in the end!

;)

BTW, go the Jello. Cherry, I think.

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 04:26 PM
Yes, go get drunk. I don't want Design Sifu to ruin that beutiful face by firing round after round of hyperlinks at it. I'll be waiting here for you, complaining incessantly of the unbearable heat.

Serpent
11-26-2002, 04:27 PM
Is it any wonder that I love this girl! ;)

dezhen2001
11-26-2002, 04:29 PM
ur doin good man, xebs is trailing far behind on this 1 ;)

dawood

Serpent
11-26-2002, 04:39 PM
You know, this thread is organic. It's an experiment in free-thought chaos and loosely associated dialogue.

Imagine a race of aliens, hundreds of years from now, uncovering the KFO database from under piles of old Kung Fu & QiGong Magazines and a hippy skeleton drenched in Guinness. Said aliens will look at the database and see the longest thread therein and decide, "Hmm, this must be the deepest insight into the minds and ideals of this ancient race of huuumons!"

Imagine their horror when all 50-odd pages of this nonsense is finally translated! :eek:

Quite a time capsule we're leaving here, people. Good work! Keep it up!

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 04:41 PM
I always suspected as much. But for what it's worth, I have a ridge down the center of my skull too, with two blood grooves on either side. It made for many hours of derision when I shaved my head at Shaolin Temple. Given the general angular cut of my face, I look like some sort of vulcan/klingon halfbreed when bald. Another reason to keep my hair long....

GeneChing
11-26-2002, 04:52 PM
... who jumps in the middle of this thread. Much less the race of aliens. They'll have enough to work out just by looking at music videos, let alone this here forum.

For a long time we were playing with the idea of got qi? sports bras ( see http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/whitsporfits.html ) I don't think they would sell at all, but it would be fun to get some of the ladies to model in them. Like Margie on martialartsmart.com - nothing like getting your fellow employee to model in her underwear. What's that? Ooops! That was last month. Sorry if you missed it. :p

TaoBoy
11-26-2002, 05:02 PM
Okay, Serp, now I'm afraid.


On KFO - no-one can hear you scream.

Serpent
11-26-2002, 05:54 PM
Be afraid! Be very afraid!

And if you're not scared yet, in the immortal words of Yoda:

"You will be. You... will... be!"

Spooky little green Jedi dude.

And just how in the Sam hell did I miss models in their underwear!? :mad:

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 06:16 PM
After seeing him fight, I don't think I can ever look Yoda in the eye again. He'll be like, "Why look you not at me?"

And I'll be all, :rolleyes: "No reason, there's just....look up there, a bird!"

FatherDog
11-26-2002, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
I'll be waiting here for you, complaining incessantly of the unbearable heat.

You know, where I live, it's snowing right now. ;)


Gene: Ah, a bad experience with a type of drink can forever sour you... I understand. I can't drink much Jack Daniels, for much the same reason. I can drink rum like it's goin' out of style, though. :D

KC Elbows
11-26-2002, 07:05 PM
My wife has strictly forbidden the removal of any of my hair, and she is right. I've got the bloodgrooves as well, angular face and all. It's okay, if I ever decide to become a monk, shaving my head should guarantee celibacy.

Design Sifu
11-26-2002, 07:07 PM
Good (http://www.martialartsmart.com/) Recovery (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/2045.html) Serpent (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=276) . (http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/10yr/index.html) . (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/magazines.html) . (http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous.html) :D

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 07:26 PM
Mr. Monkey's index of famous monkeys?

Serpent
11-26-2002, 07:30 PM
Dayum, Design Sifu, that was a savage attack! Your linking prowess is improving exponentially. You're like that simple dude that surpassed everyone else in Lawnmower Man! ;)

eulerfan, I hear you on the Yoda thing. The trick is to kick his stick out from under him before he gathers his Qi, sorry.. the Force. The run like buggery before he starts bouncing off the walls.

Design Sifu
11-26-2002, 07:30 PM
:cool: :D :cool:

just making sure people's ARE (http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/) paying attention....

Serpent
11-26-2002, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Mr. Monkey's index of famous monkeys?

Yeah, bit out of left-field, that one, huh!

Design?

Serpent
11-26-2002, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Design Sifu
:cool: :D :cool:

just making sure people's ARE (http://www.robohouse.com/myrobot/) paying attention....

Sweet! I'm Roy Batty, the totally cool replicant from BladeRunner!

"Yes, questions..."

"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!"

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 07:45 PM
I'm Pris, the total babe from Blade runner.

Once again proving.....

On a hunch, I changed one answer. With that one question answered differently, I became R2D2. Care to guess what the question was?

Serpent
11-26-2002, 07:51 PM
You're Pris and I'm Roy Batty. That's cool! ;)

What question was it? Is there such a fine line between Pris and R2D2?! :confused:

Xebsball
11-26-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
ur doin good man, xebs is trailing far behind on this 1 ;)

dawood

GOD ******!!!

:D


Originally posted by GeneChing

Like Margie on martialartsmart.com - nothing like getting your fellow employee to model in her underwear. What's that? Ooops! That was last month. Sorry if you missed it. :p

:eek: :eek:
soma*****!! i dont get the magazine here!!!!

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
You're Pris and I'm Roy Batty. That's cool! ;)

What question was it? Is there such a fine line between Pris and R2D2?! :confused:

R2D2 does not use sex to manipulate people while Pris does. That's the only difference. Apparently.

Serpent
11-26-2002, 08:07 PM
Then thank goodness you do. It would have been very embarrassing to have been flirting with R2D2 all this time!

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 08:26 PM
You're out of your mind. R2 is HOT!

dezhen2001
11-26-2002, 08:43 PM
:D

its 3.45 am and im off to bed...
(nothing constructive to say so just thought i would declare it)

dawood

Xebsball
11-26-2002, 08:45 PM
At least some recognizement to the growth of my skills would be apreciated :D

thanx in advance :D

dezhen2001
11-26-2002, 08:52 PM
what skillz? :eek:
was that recognsed enuff for ya? :p

nite,
dawood

Serpent
11-26-2002, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
You're out of your mind. R2 is HOT!

I guess in a kind of compressed d!ldo way he has some appeal to the ladies....

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 09:00 PM
I think that should have been your 1500th post because, man, that is the funniest thing you've posted yet. And you've posted some funny sh!t.

Serpent
11-26-2002, 09:04 PM
LOL. Let's make it my honourary 1500th post then. No one will be able to tell anyway!

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 09:13 PM
Okay, but you'll have to go delete that other thread, quick. And we'll have to edit away these few posts. And wipe the fingerprints off of anything you touched. And somebody is going to have to clean up all this blood before the cops arrive. Wait, hold on, what are we doing again?

Serpent
11-26-2002, 09:23 PM
Oh, man, we'll never clean up everything! We're bound to miss something.... d@mn those KFO DNA cops!

There's nothing else for it, we'll have to run away. You ever been to Alaska?

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 09:31 PM
Alaska is the first place they're going to look. After all this talk about how hot it is. Think, man, THINK!!

Serpent
11-26-2002, 09:44 PM
We'd only end up melting the place and causing a global catastrophe anyway. So, somewhere they'd never expect... somewhere far away... somewhere hot to throw them off the scent...

Hmmm. Far away and hot.

My place it is! (I'm guessing it's got to be that or Mercury).

;)

Xebsball
11-26-2002, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
what skillz? :eek:
was that recognsed enuff for ya? :p

nite,
dawood

You will pay for this mischief!!!! :mad:

Xebsball
11-26-2002, 09:50 PM
You peeps cant eliminate the evidence, i have already intercepted it and saved on my archives

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 09:52 PM
It's jealousy, xebs. Sour grapes is all that is.

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 09:55 PM
Well, if you're going to keep evidence, I change my story. He's right about your skills.

Serp, you have Jesus under your sofa cushions. I don't know how kosher I am with your place.

Serpent
11-26-2002, 09:58 PM
Oh don't worry about him, he's all liquored up. Anyway, a cheap floozy will keep him occupied for hours, so pick up a two-bit ho on your way over.

Or we could just go for Mercury.

Xebsball
11-26-2002, 10:07 PM
:mad: <--- see this, now im really pis.sed off

:mad: :mad:

bastages!! i permanently remove my royal presence from this thread!

Serpent
11-26-2002, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
:mad: <--- see this, now im really pis.sed off

:mad: :mad:

bastages!! i permanently remove my royal presence from this thread!

Aww, Xebby! Don't be mad. Go on, stick around.

Here, have a beer. ;)

Chang Style Novice
11-26-2002, 10:14 PM
Take the "Which Silly Internet Quiz Are You?" Quiz! (http://www.cuddlybunnies.com/quiz_central/whichquiz.html)

eulerfan
11-26-2002, 10:25 PM
Hey, let's all find out what sex we are.

http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/

Chang Style Novice
11-26-2002, 10:39 PM
(peers into underwear)

Good gravy, they're right!

Serpent
11-26-2002, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Hey, let's all find out what sex we are.

http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/

And the answer is:



It all adds up... You are definitely a man!

86% confidence.


Phew! Thanks goodness for that. Although the 14% doubt bothers me a little.....

(And the middle name question is a bit of a cheater!)

Serpent
11-26-2002, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
(peers into underwear)

Good gravy, they're right!

Hah! And all this time you thought you were a guy!

:p

M_ArtsMargie
11-27-2002, 11:55 AM
After a period of time it has come to this......."what is going on?"

***just so you know...xesball is a kool kat

***go ahead,,,,,,,whipe it all out :rolleyes:

Gene***I think you should model the sports bra (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/whitsporfits.html)

For everyone else, you can model these (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/10x001.html) and this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/femchesguar.html) JUST KIDDING this is what I am talking about (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/tshirgotqi99.html) That is what I am talking about

M_ArtsMargie
11-27-2002, 01:50 PM
Tell you the truth I dont prefer pictures to be posted that are from the website. I don't look my best.

Design Sifu
11-27-2002, 02:06 PM
Now (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/) I've got you all figured (http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm) OUT!! (http://www.seanbaby.com/news/terrorism.htm)!

Fear my Web-fu
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:
;)
:mad:
:cool:

KC Elbows
11-27-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
Tell you the truth I dont prefer pictures to be posted that are from the website. I don't look my best.

My wife always says the same thing, no matter what the pic looks like. Meanwhile, I'm happy as a clam with whatever picture comes out of me. That's the advantage those of us with lowered expectations have. We think we're all **** good looking, while all you beautiful people can deal with the angst of the non-perfect picture.

So keep in mind, you're getting photographed because your look sells gear. All of my photographs are of me and my siblings hanging out with that gorillas in the mist lady. We're the ones grooming each other. YOU=kung fu qiqong magazine. ME=Scientific American.:D

KC Elbows
11-27-2002, 03:16 PM
"He's an ungodly hunchbacked cyborg who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a pregnant out-of-work nun with only herself to blame. They fight crime!"

Design Sifu, you're scaring me.:eek:

TaoBoy
11-27-2002, 03:35 PM
Is it just me or has this thread started to smell like eggs?


It's the serpent methinks!

Serpent
11-27-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy
Is it just me or has this thread started to smell like eggs?


It's the serpent methinks!

Hey! That's a groundless accusation!

If anything, this thread is getting decidedly cheesy, and that's down to Design Sifu!

GeneChing
11-27-2002, 05:39 PM
And am I going to have to get on my hands and knees to get that shot?



You know I would...

GeneChing
11-27-2002, 05:51 PM
Kinky.

Excuse me. I have to go meet Margie in our secret place in the warehouse.

Serpent
11-27-2002, 05:56 PM
Gene, KC. You two are a cuppla freaks!

;)

Design Sifu
11-27-2002, 06:12 PM
Now that gene's somewhere in the warehouse making funny (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/legstretchers.html) noises... (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/malcup.html)

... I should warn (http://homex.coolconnect.com/member3/Elhcay/filmography/Zu/1.jpg) you serpent (http://www.tigerclaw.com/video-lib-asf/Qigong/TC-CA105.asf), any continued attempts to blame ME for the state (http://viceland.com/issues/v9n9/htdocs/crazy.php) of this thred will leave you smelling very much like...FROMUNDA CHEESE!!!

let's see how tasty eulerfan finds you then!!!

Serpent
11-27-2002, 07:39 PM
All right, I'll play along...

*ahem*

Oh really? What's fromunda cheese?

;)

TaoBoy
11-27-2002, 09:23 PM
Hmmm, maybe it's actually burnt broccoli?

*takes big sniff*

No. It's a little too, how you say, stinky for broccoli.

eulerfan
11-27-2002, 09:46 PM
I think this thread smells like toast. Not that one has anything to do with the other but I've just lost the use of the right side of my body.

TaoBoy
11-27-2002, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
...but I've just lost the use of the right side of my body.

What the..?

eulerfan
11-27-2002, 10:07 PM
It is said that, when you have a stroke, you smell toast.

TaoBoy
11-27-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
It is said that, when you have a stroke, you smell toast.

Now, that's one for the books?
What do you smell when you get really scared?

Serpent
11-27-2002, 10:18 PM
No, no. You misheard. When you have a stroke, you're toast.

This thread smells like purple to me.

eulerfan
11-27-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by TaoBoy


Now, that's one for the books?
What do you smell when you get really scared?

Your own urine, I think.

eulerfan
11-27-2002, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


This thread smells like purple to me.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.-Noam Chomsky

Serpent
11-27-2002, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


Your own urine, I think.

No, that's if you're a bit scared. If you're really scared the aroma is.... richer.

Serpent
11-27-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan


Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.-Noam Chomsky

Sounds like my kinda guy, this Chomsky fella.

eulerfan
11-27-2002, 10:41 PM
He actually had serious intentions in creating that sentence. Chomsky is a linguistics prof. at MIT. He said that to demonstrate that meaning and syntax are indepentdent of one another.

Serpent
11-27-2002, 10:46 PM
And it worked!

FatherDog
11-27-2002, 11:16 PM
Specifically, it was an example of a sentence that was perfectly correct in every particular according to the rules of grammar, but conveyed no coherent meaning.

M_ArtsMargie
11-28-2002, 09:00 AM
I just wanted to say have a happy thanksgiving. Be Safe, and don't forget to shop at www.martialartsmart.com (http://www.martialartsmart.com) for early christmas shopping. ;) :D

Nah.....but seriously...have a good one!

M_ArtsMargie
11-28-2002, 09:06 AM
gene****you can beg if you want. :D ;)
I wont hold you back

KCElbows***Women usually always have one thing to complain about themselves. That's women for you! I see where your coming from though.

Serpent***you know your freaky too? :D

eulerfan
11-28-2002, 10:16 AM
Happy Turkey Day to you, too, Margie! And to Gene, CSN, Design, FatherDog and all the other 'merkins.

Serpent, Taoboy, Xebs, Dezhen, and all the other d@mned forners, have a safe and happy Thursday!!!

Chang Style Novice
11-28-2002, 02:40 PM
Happy L-Tryptophan, everyone!

Serpent
11-28-2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Happy Turkey Day to you, too, Margie! And to Gene, CSN, Design, FatherDog and all the other 'merkins.

Serpent, Taoboy, Xebs, Dezhen, and all the other d@mned forners, have a safe and happy Thursday!!!

It's all right. We celebrate the day that European settlers decimated this country's indigenous population in late January. We'll have our turn. ;)

TaoBoy
11-28-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Serpent


It's all right. We celebrate the day that European settlers decimated this country's indigenous population in late January. We'll have our turn. ;)

Yeah - we call it "Australia Day".
How very original.
Somehow methinks it will never be called "Mass Genocide of Native Peoples Day".

:mad:

Serpent
11-28-2002, 05:05 PM
Yeah, I am. Fair call.

But at least I have an attractive head!

:)

eulerfan
11-28-2002, 09:06 PM
January, January.........what season is it in Australia in January?

I mean, does your "Australia Day" conspicuously fall right around the time opportune for a harvest festival. Almost as though your government took a pre-existing holiday and turned it into propaganda?

'Cuz ours does.

Serpent
11-28-2002, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
January, January.........what season is it in Australia in January?

I mean, does your "Australia Day" conspicuously fall right around the time opportune for a harvest festival. Almost as though your government took a pre-existing holiday and turned it into propaganda?

'Cuz ours does.

Not exactly. January is high summer. It's hot as a b@stard here in Jan.

TaoBoy
11-28-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
January, January.........what season is it in Australia in January?

I mean, does your "Australia Day" conspicuously fall right around the time opportune for a harvest festival. Almost as though your government took a pre-existing holiday and turned it into propaganda?

'Cuz ours does.

It's all bikinis and barbeques in January. ;)

Chang Style Novice
11-28-2002, 09:29 PM
Decimated the native population? Are you honkin' kiddin' me? Decimated only means "to reduce by ten percent" - we got WAY more many of 'em than that!

eulerfan
11-28-2002, 09:38 PM
Yeah, Toaboy was closer to home with 'genocide'.

Serpent
11-28-2002, 09:45 PM
Good point. Well made.

Chang Style Novice
11-28-2002, 10:08 PM
Curiously, I caught a commercial for the Hitler...I mean the History Channel today, advertising a show that they proclaimed would demystify Custer's Last Stand at Little Big Horn.

My question is: demystify how? They were totally wiped out! Every last man and all but one horse, if memory serves. What impression of incredible heroic brilliance and valor am I supposed to have shattered? I always figured the only reason Custer was known as a great indian-fighter were the usual reasons: he invariably had superior numbers and firepower, and once stripped of these advantages he got his ass kicked hard. Or put another way, he was just another mass murderer masquerading as a military hero who finally got what was coming to him.

Now, if only Henry Kissinger would follow suit...

Serpent
11-28-2002, 10:14 PM
You guys (US citizens) would do well to keep a very close eye on ol' Henry K over the coming months.

Chang Style Novice
11-28-2002, 10:15 PM
Don't I know it.

Serpent
11-30-2002, 06:49 PM
Well, that sure killed an otherwise monster thread! Portentous, no?

Chang Style Novice
11-30-2002, 07:00 PM
Portentous yes.

On another topic: Just finished "Repo Man" so...

Let's go do some crimes!

Yeah, let's get sushi and not pay!

eulerfan
11-30-2002, 10:02 PM
I was just listening to that soundtrack.

"The girls would turn the color of an avocado
when he'd drive down the street in his El Dorado
He was only 5'3"
Girls could not resist his stare
subsequently, Pablo Picasso was never called an @sshole."

Chang Style Novice
12-01-2002, 07:42 AM
"Hey, just because a guy like to watch his buddies fu(k doesn't make him a f@g!"
and of course
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."

I still got a couple discs due tonight, so I'll be sofa spuddin' to "The Wages of Fear" and "Ikiru."

eulerfan
12-01-2002, 08:57 PM
My all time favorite movie quote:

"Son, you've got a panty on your head."

Another from that movie:

"You're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you?"
"No."
"Good, 'cuz we want to hear the truth."
"Then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear."
"Son, didn't I just tell you not to do that."
"Sorry."
"Well, all right."

Raising Arizona.

Chang Style Novice
12-01-2002, 09:07 PM
I love the Coen Boys.

"That rug really tied the room together, man."

eulerfan
12-01-2002, 09:34 PM
"These is some real fine corn flakes, Mrs. Hi."

The Willow Sword
12-01-2002, 09:56 PM
Prison psych: "So why do you say you feel trapped?"

Big Black inmate wearing a chainmail shirt: "Huh?"

Prison Psych: Why do you say you feel trapped inside a womans' body?

Big black inmate wearing a chainmail shirt: "Well sometimes i get the menstral cramps real hard".

"Raising Arizona"



Otto: "Whoa this is intense!"

crazy repo mechanic: "The life of a Repo man is Always intense."

"repo Man"

Chang Style Novice
12-01-2002, 11:13 PM
"Fop?! I don't want Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

- O Brother Where Art Thou

"No commies in my car! No Christians, either."

- Repo Man

***************

Didja ever stop to think that maybe one of the guys in Repo Man is the one who got the car from Dude, Where's My Car?

And on an altogether more true and frightening note, did you know the sequel to Dude, Where's My Car? is going to be called Seriously, Dude, Where's My Car?

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 10:58 AM
X - The Hungry Wolf

I am a hungry wolf and run endlessly with my mate
I see the gutter fed in the foolish, outrun and kill the strong
At daybreak I run, awake to who follows me
I roam, I roam

I am a hungry wolf, and run endlessly with my mate
Welcome to dripping jaws, the altar of your death
At daybreak I run, ready to tear up the world
I roam, I roam

The hungry wolf, she stares from the hill
At villagers around the fire
She loves her mate, as he loves her
And they live together for life

I am a hungry wolf, and I run endlesly with my mate
Look across the street, my friend
We're waiting for you to slow down
At daybreak I roam, eyes in the back of my head
I roam, I roam

FatherDog
12-02-2002, 12:04 PM
Dark in the city night is a wire
Steam in the subway earth is afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Woman you want me give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood Drumming on your skin it's so tight
You feel my heart I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf.

Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

GeneChing
12-02-2002, 12:55 PM
margie - I meant hands and knees to ge they best angle. But if begging is what it takes...

serpent - Have you shaved your head to be sure?

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 01:21 PM
Billy Zoom would so kick Andy Taylor's ass!

Heck, I bet Exene would kick Simon LeBon's ass.

GeneChing
12-02-2002, 01:26 PM
In the timbers of Fennario
the wolves are running round
The winter was so hard and cold
froze ten feet neath the ground

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

I sat down to my supper
T'was a bottle of red whiskey
I said my prayers and went to bed
That's the last they saw of me

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

When I awoke, the Dire Wolf
Six hundred pounds of sin
Was grinnin at my window
All I said was "come on in"

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

The wolf came in, I got my cards
We sat down for a game
I cut my deck to the Queen of Spades
but the cards were all the same

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

In the backwash of Fennario
The black and bloody mire
The Dire Wolf collects his due
while the boys sing round the fire

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

--it's the got-qi?-girls-post-holidaze-brotherhood-of-the-wolves. We're all howling at got qi? girls like the wolves in a bugs bunny cartoon. Somehow, I knew it would descend to this...

FatherDog
12-02-2002, 01:41 PM
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 01:42 PM
I Wanna Be Your Dog by the Stooges

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Ooh give it to me
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
Yes now I'm ready to close my mind
Now I'm ready to feel your hands
Lose my heart on the burning sand

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Do it
Yeah that's right

So messed up I want you here
And in my room I want you here
And now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
Yeah you know what that is

Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
(C'mon) (I wanna be your dog you know it)

Well come on
I'll be your dog

eulerfan
12-02-2002, 01:52 PM
The skies are charcoal grey,
It's a dreary downtown day,
But at the end of my 40 foot leash,
Is my little friend Quiche.
Quiche La Poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine
Quiche Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out. Yea!
She runs around, she shouts out and barks, Yea!
Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet PUPPY! Arf Arf
And I know she'll stick by me, Yea! Arf Arf

Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane
Drivin' down the lane
Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here;
Don't leave me.
I'll go insane.
I'll go insane.

How do you like that?
Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.
About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;
Sunglasses and a bonnet
and designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain.
Quiche Lorraine.

I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake.
Yea, you've been so rotten to me,
You take the cake.
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel,
and just you try and come back to me.
Yea, you'll see.

Quiche Quiche Lorraine You mangey mutt.
Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche!
Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine!

KC Elbows
12-02-2002, 02:17 PM
I ate a hot dog
It tasted real good
Then I watched a movie
From Hollywood

(repeat)

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?
The little strings on the Giant Spider?"
The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock
And the canvas of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind
And the monster just ate Japan

Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the base
of the mountain
And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle
towards the cave
Where they hope to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the troopers are now lined up
and are calling to the monster...
Here Fido
Here Fido
Here Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

(repeat)

C'mon! Everybody! Let's go!
Get the distilled water! Get the canned goods!
Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA SHELTER
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA SHELTER
GO TO DA SHELTER

(repeat)

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin' down
Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut
An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE
Go rollin' around
Can y'see it all
Can y'see it from here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry `cause that's
all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please

(etc. repeats)

Design Sifu
12-02-2002, 02:34 PM
Jeeze, I go away for the Holidaze and everyone's here singing to each other!!!
What have you been drinking (or smoking!!!)?
NowI want (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html) to Know how many of you (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/magazines.html) actually typed those lyrics themselves (http://www.popcultureshock.com/) (from Memory even)... and where (http://www.alienabductions.com/index2.html) did the rest of you cut & paste 'em!!!? (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/nsearch.html)

:cool: :p :cool:

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 02:48 PM
I confess, I've been cutting and pasting off lyrics sites. But I have all the songs I've been posting - and some of the others that have been posted - in my collection! And I remember grooves much better than lyrics (even though I don't actually play any instruments competently.)

But, in celebration of our finally equalling the Jet Li thread in length, I'll post one more lyric - for a song where lyrics are almost totally beside the point!

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Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog
For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs
Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
Dog of the world unite
Dancin' dogs
Yeah
Countin' dogs, funky dogs
Nasty dogs (Dog)

Atomic dog
Atomic dog

Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Why must I feel like that
Oh, why must I chase the cat

Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya

Ruff
Ruff
Ruff

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher

Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher
Ooh

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Just walkin' the dog
Oh, atomic dog

Futuristic bow-wow

Ruff

Leader of the pack
Wild dog

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin' but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
The dog in me (Dog in me)
The dog is in me (Dog in me)

Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do you wanna do the dogcatcher
Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me

Dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher

House-trained dogs
Wild dogs
Say it again

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat

KC Elbows
12-02-2002, 03:05 PM
I'm a cut and paster as well, but it's not my fault, the pressure got to me, I had to get a poodle song, I blame eulerfan.

M_ArtsMargie
12-02-2002, 03:26 PM
Design Sifu****I am thinking the same thing you were thinking. Everybody is singing to eachother now. Now if we could hear them REALLY sing, that would be interesting.

***I have a questions for everyone. Am I the only one that did not have turkey on Thanksgiving? :D

M_ArtsMargie
12-02-2002, 03:31 PM
Gene****oooooohhhh..........is that what you were talking about?

Serpent****I knew it:p

GeneChing
12-02-2002, 03:44 PM
To do anything less today would be like using a slide rule.

And as for your lyric-fu, those of you that switched from wolves to dogs, that's like doing wushu in a traditional ring.:p

--

I saw him coming with the dread on his head I say
This man is comming like an angel of light this day

I see that he's flashing his dread
like a mighty mighty lion
The weakheart they all start to sweat
the wolf is coming up strong

No, it won't be for always
That the wolves in the sheep clothing will do their dirty works
But it shall be for allways
That the Sheep of the good Shepherd will see reality

They Will See, Jah Mek We See,
The wolves in the Sheep Clothing

It's like the Good Lord Yeshouah yeah He say to us
Be carefull where you run to, beware of whom you trust

Cause some of them are comming with a big natty dread I say
Some of them are comming, like an angel of light this day
Some of them are speaking, but it's only boasting yeah
And all of them are running, when they'll meet the Rock I say

Surely meet Him
The wolves in the Sheep Clothing

--

Anyone else curious about what Margie had for thanksgiving?

Serpent
12-02-2002, 04:23 PM
Seamus (Waters, Wright, Mason, Gilmour)

I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, that's the dog, was outside.
Well, I was in the kitchen,
Seamus, my old hound, was outside.
Well, the sun sinks slowly
But my old hound just sat right down and cried.

;)

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 04:23 PM
Gene -

"those of you that switched from wolves to dogs, that's like doing wushu in a traditional ring"

Yeah, yeah...let's see you say that to Iggy's face!

Here it is with Mike Watt's face as a bonus.

I think I speak for all us aging punx when I say. YIKES!

Xebsball
12-02-2002, 05:25 PM
Hey i didnt have turkey, and didnt have thanksgiving either :D

Design Sifu
12-02-2002, 05:44 PM
you bunch of lazy cut (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/chinese-martial-arts-weapons-broadswords.html) & paste-ers (http://www.pastepunk.com/)!!! :mad:
:rolleyes:
:mad:
:p
:eek:

Serpent
12-02-2002, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
serpent - Have you shaved your head to be sure?

Yes sir, I have. Beautiful, smooth and handsome it is.

My mum said so! ;)

eulerfan
12-02-2002, 08:00 PM
How much is that doggy in the window
ruff ruff ruff ruff

Um

nevermind

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 08:08 PM
a friend posted this dialog with her young son on another board:
------------------
Driving home Friday evening...

Youngster: "Blue (of Blue's Clues) told me he's made an album. A blues album."

"I didn't realize he was a musician!"

"Neither did I."

"So what are some of the songs? um...The No-Tail Blues...um..."

"No, that's the name of the album. The first song is called Stupid Car, I Want To Bite Your Tires."

"Sounds about right."

"I Want To Bite Your Tires Off! Yeah, that's right, the real title is You Stupid Car, Come Back Here And Take What's Coming To You! I'll Bite Your Tires Off! The Black Knight's on that song. He's actually quite a good singer."

"Really. Who knew?"

"He also has a protest song. It's live, and Blue's yelling at the audience: 'No-tailed dogs of the world, we must unite and gain the respect we deserve, even if we die trying! Who's with me?'"

"Wow! So what happened?"

"They pretty much all said no."

God help me, this is a fairly typical conversation.
----------------

FatherDog
12-02-2002, 08:16 PM
******, CSN, you beat me to my theme song. :mad:

Oh well, back to wolves...

Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
I was left to fend for myself
I was left in a basket, just like baby Moses
To float down that muddy river
Protected by the stupid little fairies

I floated for nine days and nights
I floated for nine days and nights
'Till I came to the city
Bright lights and all the fine ladies
Come on out all you bright fine ladies
I like you just like you are,
and I love you, kind of,
Just like you are, and I love you
Like a sticky piece of cotton candy
in this bright red cotton candy, candy world

Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest

I'm so excited , about the prospects of meeting with a
Stranger in an alley, I'm so excited. I hope they're rough, I hope their
skin is Tough like Spanish leather
Can't wait until their dull, dead eyes meet mine
I can't wait until their dull, dead eyes meet mine
Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
Raised by suburban lions, out in the jungle

We really like to run in packs- and I like that
When we hunt, we all function with one mind
Our collective predications are as sharp as the
Razor in my pocket, and as dull as the ice
Melting slowly in my glass
My only love is the love of oblivion, in a dark room
With as couple of pedestrian wolves
So artfully backlit by a solitary candle
I take my pleasure in soft red clouds of desire
So funky in this unwashed bed for one with the soft red dreams of oblivion

Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest

I'm so excited 'cause soon I'll hit the streets
I am the crown prince of pavement, I'm so excited
Under the sheltering skin
Stretched out so pale and thin
There is an ocean of bright red liquid love
And that, my friend, is my favorite color
Raised by pedestrian wolves out in the forest
And I take my pleasure on a soft red cloud
And I take my pleasure in the monkey's bed
And the wolves still howl and the light still glowing red
And I take my pleasure in a blue steel cage
And I take my pleasure through the monkey's eye
And the wolves all howl while the world around me dies

Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest
Raised by pedestrian wolves, out in the forest

I'm so excited , about the prospects of meeting with a stranger
In an alley, I'm so excited. I hope they're rough, I hope their skin is tough
Like Spanish leather
Raised by pedestrian wolves out in the forest
Raised by pedestrian wolves - out in the forest
I was left to fend for myself
I was left in as basket - just like baby Moses
To float down that Muddy River
Protected by all those stupid little fairies
I floated for nine days and nights 'til I came to the city
Bright lights and all the fine ladies
Come on out all you bright, fine ladies
I like you just like you are, and I love you, kind of,
Just like you are in this bright red cotton candy, candy world
Raised by pedestrian wolves...
out in the forest.

NAME THAT BAND! Extra points if you don't use Google. :D

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 08:24 PM
Sorry, Fatherdog, I can't name the band without cheating. But which is your theme song, Iggy or George?

Xebsball
12-02-2002, 08:41 PM
"Stinkfist"

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not have me any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

eulerfan
12-02-2002, 08:42 PM
Ahhhh, tool, that's the stuff!

Like slipping into a hot bath.

FatherDog
12-02-2002, 08:59 PM
CSN: Ah, don't feel bad, most people have never heard of the band involved... although almost everybody's heard the lead singer.

And, George of course. Make my funk the p-funk.

euler: Have you been to any concerts on the Lateralus tour yet? It's a hell of a show...

eulerfan
12-02-2002, 09:13 PM
Hell yeah! It was truly awesome. The guys right next to us were tripping their nuts off. I think the band that opened for them was lead by the guy from Faith no More.

Serpent
12-02-2002, 09:41 PM
I'm so jealous. I've never seen them live yet...

:(

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 09:46 PM
"I think the band that opened for them was lead by the guy from Faith no More."

Would that be Mr. Bungle? (The band, not the guy - if it is Mr. Bungle the guy is Mike Patton)

Serpent
12-02-2002, 09:52 PM
Mike Patton is also front man for....

bollocks, I've forgotten the name. Mad, experimental sound, not unlike Mr Bungle. Ends in -us, I think. Or something similar.

Ah, whatever. Who needs a brain anyway?

eulerfan
12-02-2002, 10:00 PM
It was patton but the band wasn't mr. bungle. I didn't find them as good as mr. bungle, either.

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 10:02 PM
www.allmusic.com to the rescue! (I've lost track of the guy lately.)

Fantomas

Serpent
12-02-2002, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
www.allmusic.com to the rescue! (I've lost track of the guy lately.)

Fantomas

That's the bugger! I was close!

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 10:32 PM
on the subject of the allmusic guide, and the imdb, and google, and all these other great search and information resources the internet puts at our fingertips...

Is that just about the coolest fu(kin' thing ever or what?

eulerfan
12-02-2002, 10:35 PM
Hell, yeah!

You know, I wonder.......click!!.....Oh, okay.

Dictionary.com is pretty freaking awesome as well.

Chang Style Novice
12-02-2002, 10:37 PM
And we're just getting started.

Here's the US Census Bureau's Statistical Abstract of the United States! (http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/01statab/stat-ab01.html)

I mean, d@mn! Fifty years ago, even twenty years ago, how hard was it to find this stuff out?

Hai_To
12-03-2002, 11:35 AM
What is with you people talking about heads and whatnot? Its freaking me out. :D


That's the advantage those of us with lowered expectations have. We think we're all **** good looking, while all you beautiful people can deal with the angst of the non-perfect picture.

KC, amen brother! My pasty white skin doesn't photograph very well. So, any picture where I look human is, to me, a great picture.

Gene, stop teasing us & post some pictures of Margie. We're all friends here.

GeneChing
12-03-2002, 12:12 PM
Margie can post her own pictures - but I'm sure you'll find some shots of her here. (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/index.html)

Hai_To
12-03-2002, 12:50 PM
Very Christmasy.

GeneChing
12-03-2002, 12:50 PM
I'm blown away by the love from got qi fans here, so palpable you could add ketchup and call it dinner. So...

Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina
viene Diego rumbeando
con la luna en las pupilas
y su traje agua marina
va después de contrabando
Y donde mas no cabe un alma
Y se mete a darse caña
Poseído por el ritmo ragatanga
y el dj que lo conoce toca el himno de las 12
para Diego la canción más deseada
y la baila!!!
y la goza!!
y la cantaaaaaaaa!!!

aserejé ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de güidibidi
a sereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de güidibidi

no es cosa de brujería
que lo encuentre to los días
por donde voy caminando
Diego tiene chulería y ese punto de alegría
raftafari-afrogitano
Y donde mas no cabe un alma
Y se mete a darse caña
Poseído por el ritmo ragatanga
y el dj que lo conoce toca el himno de las 12
para Diego la canción más deseada
y la baila!!!
y la goza!!
y la cantaaaaaaaa!!!
asereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de güidibidi
a sereje ja deje
dejebe tu dejebe
deseri iowa a mavy
an de bugui an de güidibidi
ananananana
ananana nananananana
anananananananananan
ahí ahí ahíiii ee ooo

Design Sifu
12-03-2002, 01:38 PM
do you even know what those lyrics say?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

KC Elbows
12-03-2002, 01:40 PM
One can only assume that they are advertisements of some sort.:p :D

Xebsball
12-03-2002, 02:13 PM
Old sk00ls represent

Grandmaster Flash
The Message

Broken glass everywhere
People ****ing on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, I can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkie's in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
Cause the man with the tow-truck repossessed my car

Chorus:
Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to loose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

Standing on the front stoop, hangin' out the window
Watching all the cars go by, roaring as the breezes blow
Crazy lady, livin' in a bag
Eating out of garbage piles, used to be a ***-hag
Search and test a tango, skips the life and then go
To search a prince to see the last of senses
Down at the peepshow, watching all the creeps
So she can tell the stories to the girls back home
She went to the city and got so so so ditty
She had to get a pimp, she couldn't make it on her own

Chorus:
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from goin' under

My brother's doing fast on my mother's T.V.
Says she watches to much, is just not healthy
All my children in the daytime, Dallas at night
Can't even see the game or the Sugar Ray fight
Bill collectors they ring my phone
And scare my wife when I'm not home
Got a bum education, double-digit inflation
Can't take the train to the job, there's a strike at the station
Me on King Kong standin' on my back
Can't stop to turn around, broke my sacroiliac
Midrange, migrained, cancered membrane
Sometimes I think I'm going insane, I swear I might hijack a plane!

Chorus

My son said daddy I don't wanna go to school
Cause the teacher's a jerk, he must think I'm a fool
And all the kids smoke reefer, I think it'd be cheaper
If I just got a job, learned to be a street sweeper
I dance to the beat, shuffle my feet
Wear a shirt and tie and run with the creeps
Cause it's all about money, ain't a **** thing funny
You got to have a con in this land of milk and honey
They push that girl in front of a train
Took her to a doctor, sowed the arm on again
Stabbed that man, right in his heart
Gave him a transplant before a brand new start
I can't walk through the park, cause it's crazy after the dark
Keep my hand on the gun, cause they got me on the run
I feel like an outlaw, broke my last fast jaw
Hear them say you want some more, livin' on a seasaw

Chorus

A child was born, wih no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
Got a smile on you with these burning tooth
Cause only god knows what you go through
You grow in the ghetto, living second rate
And your eyes will sing a song of deep hate
The places you play and where you stay
Looks like one great big alley way
You'll admire all the numberbook takers
Dogpitchers, pushers and the big money makers
Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens
And you wanna grow up to be just like them
Smuygglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers
Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers
You say I'm cool, I'm no fool
But then you wind up dropping out of highschool
Now you're unemployed, all null 'n' void
Walking around like you're pretty boy Floyd
Turned stickup kid, look what you done did
Got send up for a eight year bid
Now your man is took and you're a Maytag
Spend the next two years as an undercover ***
Being used and abused, and served like hell
Till one day you was find hung dead in a cell
It was plain to see that your life was lost
You was cold and your body swung back and forth
But now your eyes sing the sad sad song
Of how you lived so fast and died so young

Chorus

GeneChing
12-03-2002, 06:20 PM
No it's not an ad - wish I could make it into one. It's the new pop song sweeping the world right now. Surely you've heard it by now. **** chorus is stuck in my head and it's all babble. I heard it was based on some spanish speakers - the babe daughters of the tomato (seriously, el tomat or some such) - trying to sing some hip hop song. Anyway, when pop songs get stuck in your head, the best strategy is the same as for colds - pass it on.

Here's the tranlation. Like I said, the chorus is the best part. I think if you play it backwards it says "buy at www.martialartsmart.com."

Friday night it's party time
feeling ready looking fine,
viene diego rumbeando,
with the magic in his eyes
checking every girl in sight,
grooving like he does the mambo
he's the man alli en la disco,
playing sexy felling hotter,
he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
and the dj that he knows well,
on the spot always around twelve,
plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
y la baila and he dances y la canta

[Chorus:]
Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

Many think its brujeria,
how he comes and disappears,
every move will hypnotize you,
some will call it chuleria,
others say that its the real,
rastafari afrogitano

He's the man alli en la disco,
playing sexy felling hotter,
he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
and the dj that he knows well,
on the spot always around twelve,
plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
y la baila and he dances y la canta

[Repeat Chorus]

desertwingchun2
12-03-2002, 06:53 PM
Gene - if its the same song I'm thinkin of PPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE sign those girls up to be the latin qi girls. You can use my house to be the location for their introduction to the world. But after the introductions you and everyone but the girls need to go!!!!!!!! :D

-David :cool: <---- thats me with the chicks
:mad: <------ thats me when Gene doesn't sign them and bring them over

Xebsball
12-03-2002, 07:20 PM
Yo dude, that song makes wanna puke :D
I know some brazilian chicks group called Rouge that sing that stuff in portuguese but i dunno if the original version is theirs or someone elses.
IMHO they be not that hot

http://www.sonymusic.com.br/sonymusic/rouge/rouge.html

cha kuen
12-03-2002, 09:12 PM
WHere are the chi girls!!

kung fu books (http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=taichimaster06&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25)

Serpent
12-03-2002, 09:38 PM
Oh, this thread has long since transcended the got qi? girls! ;)

What I want to know is, where's eulerfan holding up her got qi? t-shirt?

eulerfan
12-03-2002, 09:57 PM
Hey, if you send me a leather bikini, I'll post a picture of me in that, too.

Chang Style Novice
12-03-2002, 09:59 PM
I've already sent you nothing. Can't you pose in that?;)

desertwingchun2
12-03-2002, 10:01 PM
XEBSBALL - Dude those are not the chicks !!! I agree those chicks are six packs well at least. The chicks I was talking about are two hot chicks and one kinnda hot chick. It might not be the same song.

Gene - Find those chicks !!!!!!!!!!!

-David

eulerfan
12-03-2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I've already sent you nothing. Can't you pose in that?;)

I hope you put it in a package so I'll know when it arrives.

Chang Style Novice
12-03-2002, 10:13 PM
I have no witty comback for that.

Wah.

rubthebuddha
12-04-2002, 12:43 AM
why the heck is xebby, who couldn't legally get into a stateside bar, bringing up the old scoo stuff?

and why the heck is chang style at a loss for words?

and why the heck hasn't KC blessed us with a batch of rhyming like he did for two weeks a year ago?

and why isn't margie blessing us with a good "ke ke ke" more often?

and why is gene's office all smokey?

i want answers people, and pronto

Xebsball
12-04-2002, 07:43 AM
yo i did what i had to do to represent

And i too miss the "ke ke ke"


eulerfan, would you like a brazilian style bikini? :D

KC Elbows
12-04-2002, 08:00 AM
"and why the heck hasn't KC blessed us with a batch of rhyming like he did for two weeks a year ago?"

"and why isn't margie blessing us with a good "ke ke ke" more often?"

"and why the heck is chang style at a loss for words?"

Once you figure out the answer to Gene's mysteriously smokey office, the above three will be answered as well. Now I gotta go. Gene's bogarting.

As for Xebs, just stare long enough at his avatar, and all questions will be answered.:eek: :eek: :eek:

eulerfan
12-04-2002, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Xebsball
eulerfan, would you like a brazilian style bikini? :D

He11 yeah. Do I have to get a brazilian style bikini wax for that?

FatherDog
12-04-2002, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
I have no witty comback for that.

Wah.

She said "package" and you couldn't work up a witty response?

I have no son.

Sharky
12-04-2002, 10:17 AM
This disownership of kin is done on a fair basis.

Xebsball
12-04-2002, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
He11 yeah. Do I have to get a brazilian style bikini wax for that?

Yeah you do, but i would have to supervise the process to make sure they doing the real brazilian style :D

Design Sifu
12-04-2002, 02:46 PM
Just got back from a....er, meeting in Gene's office...

we were discussing what size Got Qi shirt (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/10x001.html) to send eulerfan...

Serpent
12-04-2002, 05:12 PM
Well, extra small obviously.

My head's still spinning, however, as I'm currently dealing with mental images of eulerfan and Brazilian waxes!

Design Sifu
12-04-2002, 06:03 PM
you sure you head's (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/spareqfaccag.html) not spinning from that....er, second hand (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/20-71.html) smoke?
;) :p ;)

Serpent
12-04-2002, 06:05 PM
Yeah, right! Second hand smoke is all you get with ol' Bogart Gene in the room!

Serpent
12-04-2002, 10:51 PM
Come on folks, this is post 923. Let's get this thread up to a thousand posts (without a kung fu vs MMA debate! ;) )

eulerfan
12-04-2002, 10:55 PM
This should get the jokes flowing. It's true, too.

I got a call from a headhunter today.

Xebsball
12-04-2002, 10:56 PM
dude im like totally bored now, any ideas? funny sites?

FatherDog
12-05-2002, 12:18 AM
euler: Since I broke up with my girlfriend, I've been headhunting for the last month. :D

Xebs: http://tahir.acm.jhu.edu/media/Daler%20Mehndi%20-%20Tunak%20Tunak%20Tunak.mpg

rubthebuddha
12-05-2002, 01:09 AM
DON'T CLICK IT, XEBBY!

fatherdog, if you pull that kinda crap again, i'm going to sick Margie on you with instructions to tie you up à la Master Tu Jin Sheng and drive away. you had best be good, or learn some **** good iron crotch qigong.

:mad:







:D

anyone notice that those guys lipsynced worse than mariah carey?

GeneChing
12-05-2002, 10:07 AM
...and what with the economy here in the state it's in, we all need some holiday cheer.

GeneChing
12-05-2002, 10:40 AM
Don't listen to rubthebuddha.

The pictures that eulerfan sent were waaay to revealing. Had to censor them. If only you guys had sent the bikini in time. Now it all has to be reshot.

I'm working on the latin pop rock chicks, pero mi espanol es muy malo.

As for the air quality in my office, well first of all, Design Sifu and I are in a group workroom I call the war room. No office. But if it's getting smoky anywhere around here, it's not here. DS and MAM must be meeting in the warehouse secretly and I really hate when I'm not invited to secret meetings. It would certainly explain DS's odd links and MAM's ke, ke, kough.

M_ArtsMargie
12-05-2002, 12:08 PM
KE ke ke! ;) I'm Back!!!:D Who missed me? :D j/k

Gene****are you mocking me? Oh yea, we do have those secret meetings.:rolleyes: lol

Xesball**I had spaghetti for thanksgiving. My dream come true! And I had some pumpkin pie cheese cake. Now that, that was the bomb! :D :)

Eurflan***so you sent your picture in? I got to see that. Hey Gene.....are you gonna show me? :cool:

Design Sifu***I think serpent's head is "spinning" from that!:D

Serpent****Maybe you need THIS (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/20-60.html) for practice! :D

M_ArtsMargie
12-05-2002, 12:20 PM
Serpent****prove it :D where's the pix?

Hai_To***you know you like it:D

Did everyone check out our cool christmas sale? We have great new items. Want to have iron body etc.....click HERE (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/2040.html) :p

rubthebuddha
12-05-2002, 12:34 PM
if this keeps up, pretty soon kfm and high times are going to be merging.

and african tiger will take over as executive publisher.

eulerfan
12-05-2002, 01:35 PM
Marge,

Gene toys with the minds of randy young kung fu practitioners.

I recieve no shirt. I recieve no bikini, leather or otherwise. Picture moratorium stands.

:D

Xebsball
12-05-2002, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
KE ke ke! ;) I'm Back!!!:D Who missed me? :D j/k

Xesball**I had spaghetti for thanksgiving. My dream come true! And I had some pumpkin pie cheese cake. Now that, that was the bomb! :D :)


I missed ya :)
Spaghetti, sweeet :D :D

Would you like a bikini too?
Or I could send only one to the two of you and you wrestle over it on a mud ring :D j/k
(do you think im being too naughty, bad, bad boy, i should be punished ;) )

Xebsball
12-05-2002, 01:56 PM
eulerfan this week im busy with stuff mostly, but i can really consider sending something next week :D

Kristoffer
12-05-2002, 03:16 PM
cyber pimpin´ baby

Xebsball
12-05-2002, 03:21 PM
:D

Hai_To
12-05-2002, 03:31 PM
Hai_To***you know you like it

That goes without saying.

GeneChing
12-05-2002, 03:40 PM
Margie, too bad you can't sell your candy leis here. You all are missing it - Margie has lei-ed almost the entire office here. It's for a good cause, so she tells me, but she's not doing it traditional Hawaiian-style, so I'm holding out for her to up the offer. ;)

GeneChing
12-05-2002, 03:47 PM
...and only trap Margie. Grrrr.

Actually, I have yet to send eulerfan a got qi? shirt. It's on my to-do list.

So anyway, what this about the secret high-times/kungfu-qigong-merge-spagetti-string-leather-bikini-mud-wrestling-smoky-back-of-the-warehouse meeting? Did I miss the memo? :(

Design Sifu
12-05-2002, 04:16 PM
it's all Smoke (http://deoxy.org/dnalert1.htm) & Mirrors (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/fengshui.html) when it comes to the KFM secret meeting...

:D ;) :p ;) :D

Marge.... you should drop by more often... this place becomes scary(see the last few pages:eek: ) when you're not around (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/lonsleevtshi.html) with a proper Ke Ke Ke...