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fa_jing
10-16-2002, 10:29 AM
Confucious Say: Do not give your woman a bicycle. She will peddle it all over town.
;)
old jong
10-16-2002, 10:36 AM
He also said: Do not let her borrow your credit card or you only be able to afford a bicycle! ;)
Stacey
10-16-2002, 02:03 PM
**** smell worse to midget in elevator

boy who go to bed with sex problem, wake up with solution in hand
fa_jing
10-16-2002, 03:05 PM
Confucius Say: Man who go to sleep with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
rubthebuddha
10-16-2002, 03:37 PM
man who sniffs coke drowns

man who stands on toilet high on pot

man loses key to girlfriends apartment no get new key (say the last two words fast and together)

man who fàrts in church sits in his own pew.
Aramus
10-16-2002, 04:00 PM
Confucious Say:
Man who have hole in pocket feel ****y all day!
OK or man who have hole in pocket feel c-o-c-k-y all day.
Aramus
10-16-2002, 04:01 PM
Confucious Say:
Man who have hole in pocket feel ****y all day!
IronFist
10-16-2002, 04:03 PM
Those are all good, but this one is the best:

Man who walk though airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok.

IronFist
TaoBoy
10-16-2002, 04:21 PM
Is good to meet girl in park but is better to park meat in girl.

:D
joedoe
10-16-2002, 06:04 PM
Man who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs :D
Ryu
10-16-2002, 07:31 PM
Confucious says to shut the hell up.


Ryu
Lice
10-16-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by IronFist
Those are all good, but this one is the best:

Man who walk though airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok.

IronFist

Darnit.. I was going to say that one. :P
sticky fingers
10-16-2002, 11:12 PM
Man who puts (ock in peanut butter is fu(king nuts!!!
Shadow Dragon
10-16-2002, 11:18 PM
Women who flies upside is going crack up.

Bird in bush better than C.ock in hand.