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Stacey
10-16-2002, 04:51 PM
The cat calls, the high pitched squals...wooowoowoooo.

Think about it. Ripping the chest hair off chuck norris. Playing with double phalliced nunchucks. The oh faced expresion of the inflatable love doll.

This had nothing to do with chinese martial arts.

Now Jim Kelly, the black Samurai...he was the man.
Ryu
10-16-2002, 05:04 PM
*Ryu nods*

............................ You're a nerd.


Ryu
@PLUGO
10-16-2002, 05:26 PM
someone's been up all night watching...

Fists of Fury!!! (http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?martialartsmart+T8JppP+pr-tzbl03.html)

:D
:eek:
xingyiman
10-16-2002, 05:42 PM
HUMOSIXUAL!!!...................What the hell is that?? Learn to F*cking spell!!!:confused:
Chang Style Novice
10-16-2002, 06:03 PM
I'm trying to think of one way it would make an iota of difference if Bruce had a g@y side. I got nothing.
PHILBERT
10-16-2002, 09:27 PM
Why do you think Bruce Lee was a ****sexual Stacey? So you can dream of you and him at night?
Stacey
10-16-2002, 09:34 PM
yes
Chang Style Novice
10-16-2002, 09:37 PM
I am a hummussexual. It's kinda like that scene in "American Pie" only in a Lebanese restaurant.
rubthebuddha
10-16-2002, 09:53 PM
me? humisexual -- i only shag in rooms with well-stored cigars.
Chang Style Novice
10-16-2002, 10:01 PM
I also have hamosexual tendencies.

'Cause, y'know, I like to pork.
rubthebuddha
10-16-2002, 10:12 PM
who here is a hobosexual?
Ryu
10-16-2002, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Why do you think Bruce Lee was a ****sexual Stacey? So you can dream of you and him at night?

All right. Time for some personal info you may not want to hear :D

I once had a dream about Bruce Lee :D Okay now shut up for a second.

This was the dream. Bruce and I were accepting some kind of "award" together at some banquet or special occasion. We were getting ready for the banquet in some kind of 5 star hotel or something. Both of us wore black tuxedos, and I was tying on my bow tie while Bruce washed his hands in the sink. For some reason the water was too hot, and Bruce burned himself and cussed. I laughed, and Bruce told me to shut up. :D

I SWEAR to God this was a real dream! And it was damm cool :cool:

Honestly what do you think that meant? :D (And leave the stupid gay jokes out of it :mad: )

Ryu
Ryu
10-16-2002, 10:20 PM
There was an episode of the Simpsons where Bart dreamt of "winning the superbowl with Krusty the Clown."

:D The dream had that kind of feel to it.

Ryu
Chang Style Novice
10-16-2002, 10:20 PM
This dream means you have unresolved issues about your attraction to bacon sammiches. You are clearly a closeted hamosexual.
Ryu
10-16-2002, 10:22 PM
Rats, I was afraid of that....
joedoe
10-16-2002, 10:46 PM
I'm a humorsexual - I find sex funny :D
Budokan
10-17-2002, 12:02 PM
I'm a closet hamosexual. Some day, my secret will be revealed and I'll be able to eat bacon sammiches out in the open.
@PLUGO
10-17-2002, 12:17 PM
Is a Hummusexual someone who likes to eat Hummus while having sex?
rubthebuddha
10-17-2002, 02:46 PM
hefesexual, and i only got two words for you:

MOOOOOO.

:D
meltdawn
10-17-2002, 03:20 PM
I thought hefesexual meant being turned on by weissbeir.
rubthebuddha
10-17-2002, 03:25 PM
holosexual -- like star trek characters, i prefer my shaggings be done with imaginary people made of energy.
SETANSI
10-17-2002, 04:12 PM
All of you must study under sifu Hom Sup Lo
Shadow Dragon
10-17-2002, 04:23 PM
If BL was ****sexual he would have founded the Chinese version of BJJ.

And Ralek would have a new Hero.

Cheers.

P.S.: I am try-sexual, try anthing to get it, but never lowered myself to buy-sexual.