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Zhin
10-09-2001, 12:01 AM
Two words:

Ring Girls

Oh, yes...

Thank you knifefighter, you have opened my eyes...

Nutt'nhunny
10-09-2001, 01:21 AM
being a kung fu fighter that has fought bare knuckle full contact I woulnd't mention that to girls. I have and its a major turn off. But when I mention kung fu, and how my hands are always warm and I'm one with the ******* universe they start moistening and warming up. Mention bare knuckle and they say, "Barbarian" I was in TKD and my teacher said that full contact was disrespectfull.

I kid you not. Plus if you want chicks, wu shu is the way to go. The nicest asses on the planet belong to martial artists, am I wrong? I don't do wushu, but if there was a class full of hot wushu chicks, I'd sign right up to learn *******ized gymnastics mixed with disco and ballet. Anyone know of a good, large wushu school

Martial Joe
10-09-2001, 01:34 AM
I think you should go to a JJ class with hot chicks...now that is the way to go!! :eek:

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Martial Joe
10-09-2001, 01:35 AM
The Gaurd..oh yeah!

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Zhin
10-09-2001, 01:37 AM
That's not a ring girl!

a href=http://www.kagekombat.com/ringirl2.jpg

THAT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

Martial Joe
10-09-2001, 01:39 AM
http://www.kagekombat.com/ringirl2.jpg

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Martial Joe
10-09-2001, 01:40 AM
I would go naughty BJJ with her...

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Zhin
10-09-2001, 01:40 AM
yeah. I was fixing it.

Martial Joe
10-09-2001, 01:40 AM
Beat you to it :eek:...

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wufupaul
10-09-2001, 02:53 AM
I went to a judo tournament in Texas about 3 or 4 years ago(ex took some judo classes). I couldn't believe how many beautiful ladies were there! If I wouldn't have had a girlfriend, I would have had some numbers. Hmm..I'm gonna look around for some more judo tournaments, hehe.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about
life. IT GOES ON.

SevenStar
10-09-2001, 03:43 AM
Women seem to like that sort of thing. Especially if you win. I had women all over win I won one of my fights. Maybe it sends a message to them that you are strong.

"You ain't got enough calcium to have a bone to pick wit me,
like a Gracie, I'll choke a ***** out wit his own gi" - Rass Kass

Martial Joe
10-09-2001, 04:39 AM
I guess things wont change...
The chicks back in the day would always go to the winners,the richer,or the strongest...

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Jaguar Wong
10-09-2001, 05:32 PM
Sevenstar,
that would have happened whether you won or lost. It's because your so cuddly. :p

Jaguar Wong

GunnedDownAtrocity
10-09-2001, 05:42 PM
yeah sevenstar, i think it had more to do with the fact that you are a big cudely black dude.

chicks dig you guys.

i got a pretty chick now, but man it would be nice to be big and black so that i could turn down others saying that it's too bad i was taken. you don't know the sorrows of being a little white guy.

where's my beer?

JWTAYLOR
10-09-2001, 05:44 PM
Jaguar Wong, saw your add in Ultimate Athlete Magazine. You got pretty good placement there.

So, do I need to ask?

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

GunnedDownAtrocity
10-09-2001, 05:44 PM
http://www.photoloft.com/view/exportImage.asp?s=jasc&i=7251638&w=250&h=255


http://www.uglypeople.com/uglymen/ugly-images/up-men-00595.jpg

see what i mean?

Jaguar Wong
10-09-2001, 05:50 PM
JWT,
I'm only a freelance artist for Action now. I only design what they need (or I will when the need arises anyway). I had to step out due to time and money constraints (I got a lil' Jaguar cub now :)). Yes they now have excellent placement in some magaziens now.

I suppose I can bug them about a Shuai Chiao design, since they know of it's demand, but I think they will be focusing on some JKD and MMA/NHB designs for a little bit, since one of their guys will be competing someday. Or at least he better be competing. I need to brag about the fact that I train with a UFC fighter :p. I've still got some Shuai Chiao sketches for when they request them, though.

Anyway, for all you others out there. Wheter you compete in MMA, or just spar with the buddies, check out those new Dragon Skinz. I haven't tried them yet, but they seem to work very well (Combat tested in the King of the Cage ;)).
*end shameless plug*

Jaguar Wong

Zhin
10-09-2001, 06:15 PM
The MMA guys are taking over. I swear. And I can't even find one in my town to spar with.

:(

Tigerstyle
10-09-2001, 06:21 PM
Hey JWT,
e-mail a picture of yourself to artist@superaction.com and we'll create a Shuai Chiao design featuring you getting dumped onto the head/neck region :p

Send a couple of different angles of your mug so we can work with different poses.

old jong
10-09-2001, 06:37 PM
Don't forget some may switch for the guys!... :eek:
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglycouples/ugly-images/up-couples-00034.jpg

Les paroles s'envolent.
Les écrits restent!...

GunnedDownAtrocity
10-09-2001, 06:42 PM
that's such a great site

where's my beer?