Freelance Ninja FAQ

[txwingchun]

http://publish.uwo.ca/~cliaw/html/fninfaq.html

[Qi dup]

"I Have An Appointment To Goto But My Favorite Show Is Coming On, Can I Pay A Ninja To Tape It For Me?

Yes, a ninja will come to your house during your appointment and tape your show. He will even press pause during commercials. However, if the show is Full House he will be forced to commit ritual suicide (seppuku) and you will have to pay $136.54 for his uniform."

Good to know.

"Can I Hire Ninjas To Be Actors In My Upcoming Porno Movie?

Yes, all freelance ninjas are trained in excess of 804 sexual positions. They will have sex on camera and it will be good. The ninja cannot remove his mask however."

[Former castleva]

Some of that stuff was funny.