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Sharky
11-21-2002, 01:59 PM
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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> George: Great. Lay it on me.
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> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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> George: That's what I want to know.
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> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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> Condi: Yes.
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> George: I mean the fellow's name.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The guy in China.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The new leader of China.
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> Condi: Hu.
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> George: The Chinaman!
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> Condi: Hu is leading China.
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> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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> Condi: That's the man's name.
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> George: That's who's name?
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> Condi: Yes.
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> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
> East.
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> Condi: That's correct.
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> George: Then who is in China?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir is in China?
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> Condi: No, sir.
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> George: Then who is?
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: Yassir?
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> Condi: No, sir.
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> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: No, thanks.
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> Condi: You want Kofi?
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> George: No.
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> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
> then get me the U.N.
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi?
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> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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> Condi: And call who?
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> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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> George: Will you stay out of China?!
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> Condi: Yes, sir.
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> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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> Condi: Kofi.
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> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>
> Condi: Rice, here.
>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
> food in the Middle East?

norther practitioner
11-21-2002, 02:24 PM
lol :rolleyes: that is freakin' hillarious!!!!!!!

dnc101
11-21-2002, 03:32 PM
Hu- didn't he play first base for... ? No, that would have been his grandfather.

Ask Yassir "That's My Baby" Arafat. He'd know.

diego
11-21-2002, 04:25 PM
Condi: Kofi.
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> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Shadow Dragon
11-21-2002, 04:31 PM
classic, absolutely classic.
:D :D :D

chen zhen
11-22-2002, 11:00 AM
LOL, that could actually happen in the real world i think, if it not already has.:cool:

kenso
11-22-2002, 03:37 PM
It's funny because it's true.