Welcome to my 1500th post!

[Serpent]

Let's have a party to celebrate. It's nearly 1500 posts for me!

:D

[Serpent]

Here it comes, only two posts to go!

[Serpent]

*gasp* *pant* I'm nearly there......

[Serpent]

Oooooh, yeah.... there it is!

1500.

What a monumental effort.




















I feel dirty! ;)

[Xebsball]

congrats, its truly a mystical experience, isnt it?

[Serpent]

I am now enlightened.

Nirvana is kinda smaller than I expected though. And what's with the velvet textured wallpaper!?

[SevenStar]

only 1500?



Amateur.:o

:D

[Serpent]

Yeah, whatever. I go out sometimes. :p

;)

Give me time, I'll be up there with you in no time.

[yenhoi]

Yet one more reason to put you in that room for 5 minutes.

freak.

[Serpent]

Oooh! B!tchy!

You're just jealous.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent
Yeah, whatever. I go out sometimes. :p

;)

Give me time, I'll be up there with you in no time.

Taking your right hand out to the bathroom doesn't count. :p

[Volcano Admim]

Well, young addicto one, is proud and naked born in tough neightboorhod walk hand tied together

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SevenStar


Taking your right hand out to the bathroom doesn't count. :p

Not even if I'm thinking about eulerfan?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Volcano Admim
Well, young addicto one, is proud and naked born in tough neightboorhod walk hand tied together

Once again, in English please...

:confused:

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent


Not even if I'm thinking about eulerfan?

Maybe - If she agrees to being the object of your fantasy:p

[Serpent]

eulerfan?

(Of course, I already know the answer, but it's only polite to ask! ;) )

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent
eulerfan?

(Of course, I already know the answer, but it's only polite to ask! ;) )


<eulerfan>
<southern drawl>

Hayul Naw!!

</southern drawl>
</eulerfan>

[eulerfan]

Originally posted by Serpent
eulerfan?

(Of course, I already know the answer, but it's only polite to ask! ;) )

Okay, but only if you imagine me in really cool roles. Like an Amazon queen. Or an alien seductress you meet in your space travels. Just come up with some interesting fantasies, that's all I ask.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by eulerfan


Okay, but only if you imagine me in really cool roles. Like an Amazon queen. Or an alien seductress you meet in your space travels. Just come up with some interesting fantasies, that's all I ask.

:cool: *looks at Sevenstar with that knowing raised eyebrow* :D

eulerfan, fantasies are my specialty. I like the Amazon queen idea. I see you as the Amazon queen, I see hot, slick bodies, very tight leather bikinis.....

Hang on, I just have to go to the bathroom. Back in a few.

[eulerfan]

And I capture you and make you my.........cr@p, he's gone.

[Serpent]

You can make me your anything. ;)

BTW, I keep meaning to ask, where does that snippet of dialogue in your sig come from?

[eulerfan]

It's this little half hour cartoon called Saddle Rash about an armless gunslinger who rides into a town to kill an outlaw. Nobody has any idea how he plans to win the gun fight but nobody wants to bring it up.

It's really funny.

[SevenStar]

well heck, if that's the case, can I fantasize about you too?

[eulerfan]

Sure! Fantasies for everybody!

[SevenStar]

okay... my country was overrun by female commandos. I was the brave, handsome commander of my unit, and I am now at a POW camp that you oversee...

[PHILBERT]

I doubt I'll ever even hit 1000 because every time I hit 850, I loose about 15 posts.

[eulerfan]

Alien seductress is still up for grabs. What, no sci-fi fans?

[HuangKaiVun]

1500 posts -

and Serpent doesn't know enough kung fu to mention ONE single concept without flaming others.

You are just like your namesake, Serpent.

[eulerfan]

Originally posted by HuangKaiVun


You are just like your namesake, Serpent.

(crosses fingers)

Dear God, I know we've never talked before but.....

[Sharky]

everyone knows deep down, that before the KFO system ****ed up, I was the king.

everyone knows that.

[SevenStar]

okay, how about this -

okay... my planet was overrun by female alien commandos. I was the brave, handsome commander of my unit of freedom fighters, and I was taken prisoner. I am now at the hands of a beautiful alien seductress...

[Xebsball]

I would like to manifest my support for Sharky, i believe he had almost 3000 posts or something.
The second one was joedoe (ABandit)

[Sharky]

I had waaaay over three thousand... didn't i?

I've been here for ages so it's not as sad as it sounds.

Honest.

Honestly.

[Xebsball]

Hmm im thinking around 3200 or 3400, maybe?

[ZIM]

AHEM!

NOW...eulerfan in a kind of Sigourney Weaver/Catwoman outfit....alien seductress....Hmmm......!

'Scuze me...:D

[Serpent]

Originally posted by HuangKaiVun
1500 posts -

and Serpent doesn't know enough kung fu to mention ONE single concept without flaming others.

You are just like your namesake, Serpent.

Is that the best you got, Huang? You think it's been about a week, so people must have forgotten what a d!ckhead you are and it's ok to come back? Oh sorry, did I just flame you?

How are you going with your school's carpet burn techniques?

:rolleyes:

[Serpent]

OK, ignoring the irritating jock itch that is Huang Kai Vun, I've got a new fantasy.

eulerfan is the Amazon queen-like leader of a race of alien seductresses and I was the only survivor of a catastrophic starship failure that resulted in me crash-landing on her planet. In order to get what I need to fix my subspace communications unit, I have had to acquiesce to eulerfan's desires to use me as her sex slave.

Of course, my desire to escape this planet is probably reducing by the minute.

[HuangKaiVun]

Oh yeah, Serpent.

I forgot.

You live in a world where there are no carpets. This world is filled with mats and mirrors for you to cushion your falls with, and people constantly complain about carpet burns.

Sounds like an insane asylum to me . . . which is exactly where a sicko kid like you belongs.

As always, I'll be waiting for you in REAL LIFE.

Let's see if I'm as weak as you think I am.

[Serpent]

Huang, Huang, Huang. :rolleyes: You know, it's really quite funny that you constantly try to act the big man by telling me to come to you in real life... sorry, in REAL LIFE. Funny because you know full well that I'm on the other side of the planet and you really should know that you are simply not important enough to warrant a visit.

Why is your answer always to challenge people? You have serious insecurity issues I think. For what it's worth, we have mirrors in order to constantly check and refine our techniques. We have mats that are only brought out when we are working on throws and groundwork, otherwise we train on a hard wood floor. We don't have carpets because it's a kung fu gwoon, not a lounge bar. As for practising on carpets for realism, most fights occur on the street and I'm pretty sure there aren't many carpeted streets in Arizona. Food for thought.

Not to mention the stink. Imagine your carpets after students have trained and sweated on them for six months. That's assuming your students sweat when they train. Actually, that's assuming you even have any students.

By the way, you said:



You live in a world where there are no carpets. This world is filled with mats and mirrors for you to cushion your falls with, and people constantly complain about carpet burns.


There are no carpets yet people constantly complain about carpet burns? :confused: Even when you try to mock me you reinforce the fact that you are an idiot. :rolleyes:

[eulerfan]

Guys, these are great fantasies. I officially grant my approval to cast me in these roles.

[Serpent]

How about some more pics to help us properly visualise these fantasies?

You've got a tight leather bikini, right?

[eulerfan]

Speaking of cyber***, check out this place:

www.baiting.org

[Chang Style Novice]

Actually, I think I'd rather not. I have little enough faith left in humanity as things stand.

My fantasies are all rather boring. They mostly involve finally earning enough money to have a real social life.

[Serpent]

Rely too much on material things do you. Luminous beings are we. Find a happy social life without money you can.

;)

[Chang Style Novice]

It's clear you have no idea just how broke I am.

(DUDE! Self pity attracts all the chicks! I gotta angle here!)

[Serpent]

OK, you roll with that. I'll back off.

[Chang Style Novice]

Ah, forget it. I'm just in a particularly lousy mood is all. I really do know better.

[Serpent]

Hey, did you all know, I asked Chang Style Novice to accompany me to a charity meeting the other day but he had to duck out because he couldn't afford the bus fare.

Then, an hour an a half late, he arrived, all out of breath. As it was for charity, he'd run all the way there! And without a cent to his name! Boy, that CSN is a top bloke!


























;)

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Ah, forget it. I'm just in a particularly lousy mood is all. I really do know better.

Hey, I'm working with you here!

[Chang Style Novice]

Part of the problem (for the moment, at least) lies in the fact that I've been self-medicating with that well known antidepressant, Weller's 107 proof bourbon.

Nothin' like spending the nearly the last of your dwindling funds on booze to put you on the right track!

[eulerfan]

Aw, pooky, sleep it off. Want me to tuck you in?

[quiet man]

Originally posted by CSN
(DUDE! Self pity attracts all the chicks! I gotta angle here!)

Trust me - NO IT DOESN'T :D . If it were so, I'd be up to my neck in women...
Instead, I have twisted fantasies :D (just like everyone else here, I see)

[Chang Style Novice]

Eulerfan, I sure DO!.
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Oh, wait, you said 'tuck.' Never mind.:rolleyes:

[eulerfan]

Serpent, Huang's challenges have given me an idea!

This one's gonna have EVERYTHING!

We're at war with an alien race, right? That's in the background for right now. At the moment, you are concerned with meeting Huang at some sort of Kumitesque underground fighting competition where I am the prize.

So, you win me. You take me home and start getting comfortable with the new arrangement. You ultimately let your guard down and find that the tables have turned and you've been captured. I'm actually one of the aliens and the whole thing was an elaborate plot to trap Earth's best fighter. Whoever traps him gets to keep him.

You know, if you were to lock me in an empty room until I died, I think I could still lead a fairly interesting life.

[ZIM]

You know, if you were to lock me in an empty room until I died, I think I could still lead a fairly interesting life.

Aw, c'mon!!!! At least get the catwoman thing goin' with a few videos....:D

[Serpent]

Originally posted by eulerfan
At the moment, you are concerned with meeting Huang at some sort of Kumitesque underground fighting competition where I am the prize.

So, you win me. You take me home and start getting comfortable with the new arrangement.

I love the total lack of any chance that Huang might have won! Of course, fantasy or real life, that would naturally be the case! ;)

And so, technically, you win me, but the end result is much the same. I end up with the leather bikini clad Amazon queen alien seductress chick. And Huang has been beaten out of the picture. (Kinda like swatting an annoying mosquito that, but it's a pleasant added bonus!)

I like this fantasy!

[Xebsball]

now i break the 1500th barrier too

hey, am i a jedi too now?

[Serpent]

Race not for mastery, young padawan. The journey is more important than the destination.

[dezhen2001]

it all seemed so long ago when we were at 1500 :D

dawood

[Serpent]

Yeah, I know. These kids so proud of their achievements! ;)

[dezhen2001]

but what an achievement!
those were the days...)

dawood