funniest fight that never happened

[red5angel]

Ok, so a buddy and I are at this bar right? Just hanging out having a good time with some freinds, when this midget, yes MIDGET, starts getting in my buddies way.
Well he thinks its funny as hell and makes some smart @ss remark about the guy loud enough so he can hear it, and the midget turns around and punches my buddy RIGHT IN THE CROTCH!!!!! No freakin lie, this midget tried to start a fight with him by punching him in the crotch!!!! So we managed to wrestle my friend out the door before he pummeled this guy.
now, he wants to go back and try to start a fight with the midget if he can find him!!!!

[ewallace]

you probably saved your friend's life. Don't ever under-estimate the short-comings of midgets. Midgets decimate all.

[red5angel]

Thats pretty much what I told him but he didnt seem to believe me or think it was half as funny as I found it!

[Ford Prefect]

So was this midget purposely starting trouble? What exactly was he doing?

[Water Dragon]

Trained midget are dangerous

http://jollydwarf.com/Assets/Images/cl08.jpg

[KC Elbows]

I got a fiver on the midge in a rematch.

[red5angel]

Ford, he was talking smack to all of us there for a while, said we kept getting in his way and he couldnt get to the bar to get drinks. My buddy cracked a joke about helping him up on a barstool with a child seat in it, and thats when the guy punched him, RIGHT IN TH CROTCH!!!!!

But check this out, the bouncer there said this midget and a buddy of his, also a midget, liked to start trouble there every once in a while!

[apoweyn]

me and merryprankster were walking along in alexandria when this huge samoan looking guy jumped out in front of us, tied two wheelbarrows together with a watering hose, and used them like enormous nunchuks.

merryprankster was killed instantly. me... i survived another 20 minutes. but ultimately, i snuffed it too.

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that didn't happen. sorry.


stuart b.

[red5angel]

LOL@ Apoweyn!

I would think if you dont stand over say three and a half feet you would leave everyone standing over twice your height alone.....anyway, maybe the midget is just asking for it and I should let my freind just have a go at him! Maybe I can get it put on PPV!!! :)

[Mojo]

Doctors have determined that midgets possess tard strength and can overwelm the average person.

[Nevermind]

My money's on the midget. I always go with the underdog. Plus, if he is overestimated, in my book he automatically has the advantage.

[Cipher]

I knew a guy once that said he was in a bar and had problems with some little miget starting trouble, only problem was, when it started to heat up and he was about to stop the midget in the ground about 20 midgets jumped him and chased him down the street. I would love to have seen that.

[respectmankind]

midget may have great strength, but think of the old technique we all learned on younger brothers. the one with the hand and the swinging wildly while hitting nothing.

[Serpent]

Just think about how easy it is to kick a midget in the face. Careful though, cos they'll bite your toes off given half a chance.

[neptunesfall]

this whole thread sounds like a david lynch movie

[Former castleva]

Garden gnomes are very tough and highly dangerous if used as a club.
No offense to midgets.

[Cipher]

Hehe. I hope there are no Kung Fu midgets on the boards.

[Ford Prefect]

I dunno. One of the guys I used to hang out with a lot is a midget. People wouldn't notice when they practically stepping on him sometimes, and of course there was always some pompous ***** to make a comment like the child seat. Maybe you guys should stick to fighting people in wheel chairs. That'd be even funnier.

[Stacey]

lol @ Waterdragon's picture and Mojo's comment.


Actually there was a midget ninja back in feudal Japan. Also there was a midget that learned fu.


Yes, I think they have tard strength as well, still, I think I could take a midget.

I'd feel bad, but probably their strength lies in your fear of hitting them.

kick him at keep him at bay,

once on the groud, your toast, can't lock those short arms. but you could throw him out the window.