Bagua Babysitting

[jun_erh]

The only thing that seems to quiet my 3 month old niece Emma down is the Bagua. She seem to sort of go into a trance. Maybe she's just dizzy... Still, it shuts her up which is the most important thing.:cool:

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

a good smack in the mouth does the same thing.

[WinterPalm]

Stuff a sock in her mouth and tape it in. Then, roll her out the window. That is the secret advanced form in Baqua. The "Shut the brat up" technique.

[logic]

I find that duct tape and an upstairs closet work very well.

[SevenStar]

That's a good opportunity to practice your iron skillet technique. Trust me, it works wonders.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

we aren't nice people.

[Kristoffer]

shoot her

[SevenStar]

We are all sith lords.

[Royal Dragon]

My daughter would only shut up if I held her upside down and paced back and forth through the house with her. As soon as I'd put her right side up, she would start screaming again. This often went on for several hours when she was a baby (Usually in the middle of the night).

Now @ age 12 she is a sucsessful competitive gymnnast.....go figure....;)

[TkdWarrior]

LoL royal dragon
u know it was me who hav to go upside down when my little sis used to cry...n now i m martial artist...thnx god i didn't become gymnast...with my weigth i'll be never be able to do flips :D
-TkdWarrior-

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

sometimes my daughter would only quiet down if i played death metal.

no sh it.

[jun_erh]

you guys are a bunch of degenerates

[Former castleva]

It is of little use to be hard on a baby since they simply "do not get it" at that point and all they can respond with is more crying.
Even though it might very well be a critical time of growth.
They might do well following chan-buddhism to the direction of-
"when hungry-eat
when tired-sleep"
with plenty of crying out in the middle.

[chen zhen]

I have used the method of showing loudmouth brats into garbage containers in my last school years. that stops the disrespectful attitude.:cool:

[Laughing Cow]

3 month old cry-baby.

Grin and bare it, it will be over eventually ... or not.

Latest research shows that colic babies stop soon after that age.

If you can survive MA training than the little one shouldn't face you at all. ;)

Mine slept 6 ~ 8hrs at 2 months and hardly ever cried.
:p :p

Just my 0,2 cents worth.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"you guys are a bunch of degenerates"

[Kristoffer]

:rolleyes:

"you guys are a bunch of degenerates"

..and you are gay, what's your point?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

in his defence we did respond to a light hearted post about his child with advice on how to properly beat it.

however, if he wasn't calling us degenerates playfully, i would say he definately lacks humor, or at least a proper twisted sense of humor.

[FatherDog]

Babysitting is uncomfortable.

I prefer beanbag chairs.

[jun_erh]

I meant it as a compliment.

People should look at posts by Kristoffer because he is seriously the stupidest mf ever

[Kristoffer]

LOL :D 'No humor' is correct.. Ppl who doesn't understand sarcasm, irony or even basic humor are the ones who are truly dumb. Hope your baby drowns. Merry X-mas

[jun_erh]

kristoffer- thanks. Ditt jävla dajmkryss

[Kristoffer]

:confused: :D

[chen zhen]

"Du äter sjötbullar!"
Keep up the scandinavian style of irony, kristoffer. These people are too dumb to understand it.;)

[cha kuen]

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[Kristoffer]

chen zhen, of corz snow-brotha
:D

[chen zhen]

Yiah snow-dawg
Actually, no snow here :( . what 'bout over there in sweaten, uh sweden?

[Kristoffer]

it's frosty, icy and a little snowy where I'm at. But it could be more, pretty cold though. How's the 'jul-hysteriken' goin? I have to shop 4 gifts today... it's so crazy, ppl everywhere.

[jun_erh]

I'm getting kristoffer's mom the same thing I got her last year, my **** between her fat swedish tits.