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IronFist
12-22-2002, 10:53 PM
Yes, did you know there's a muppet with AIDS on South African TV?

That's not the point, though. The point is that this (http://maddox.xmission.com/muppet.html) article is hilarious.

This article is even funnier than "Why 'the Cell' Sucked."

IronFist
Former castleva
12-23-2002, 02:10 PM
I liked that Harry Potter one the best. :D

All off-related&un-topic btw but are you studying any languages right now?
I accidentally ran into an old thread today in which we discussed that.
IronFist
12-23-2002, 02:40 PM
I passed a Japanese placement test so next semester I'm going to be taking Japanese 2. However, I've been meaning to study it to get ready for the class over Christmas break but so far I've been slacking off :)

IronFist
eulerfan
12-23-2002, 03:18 PM
Pretty soon we're going to have a seperate thread for each of maddox's articles.

What I like about that site is that it's pure, unadulterated hate. Commercial hate panders. You just know that every single person listening is thinking, "Yeah, that's right, but I'm in the .5% of the human race that isn't hateful."

No. No you are not. There's no such thing. Everybody is hateful in some way. OWN IT! Even the author of these articles owns the fact that he's hateful. As he's hating everybody else.

Free hate. It's just a beautiful thing. If we could all learn to hate and accept hatred, there would be no war.

Let it out so it's diffuse instead of bottling it up and only allowing it out in a cotrolled focused ray at some stupid, specialized, acceptabley hateful thing.

Sorry, I'm overly analytical about dumb sh!t when I don't have lots of math to do.
Serpent
12-23-2002, 04:24 PM
I HATE YOU ALL!

Beautiful!

:D
Chang Style Novice
12-23-2002, 04:30 PM
The real question, of course, is HOW did this muppet get AIDS?

Muppets don't have sex organs.

Muppets don't have ani.

Muppets don't have blood.

Muppets don't have immune systems.

Muppets don't have T-cells.

I think they may be lying to us. I don't think this muppet has AIDS at all.
eulerfan
12-23-2002, 05:43 PM
How do you know muppets don't have blood? Have you been dissecting muppets? I don't know if I approve.
Serpent
12-23-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
The real question, of course, is HOW did this muppet get AIDS?

Muppets don't have sex organs.

Muppets don't have ani.

Muppets don't have blood.

Muppets don't have immune systems.

Muppets don't have T-cells.

I think they may be lying to us. I don't think this muppet has AIDS at all.

You filthy d@mn Muppetist. You make me sick!
Chang Style Novice
12-23-2002, 05:57 PM
"How do you know muppets don't have blood?"

There's a muppet vampire, called "Count." Is he interested in blood, like any normal vampire? No, because muppets don't have blood he's sublimated his sensual desire into numbers.

Sounds like some mathematics fetishists I know, come to think of it.

Eulerfan's a muppet vampire!
Serpent
12-23-2002, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
[BEulerfan's a muppet vampire! [/B]

For some reason, that just makes her more desirable to me!

I need help...
eulerfan
12-23-2002, 07:06 PM
[transelvanian accent]ONE infatuated Australian....[/transelvanian accent]
Former castleva
12-24-2002, 08:08 AM
Ironfist,

I cannot resist returning to language stuff.
I was just wondering if you do self-studies?
If yes,what kind of material do you use? Have any to recommend?
I hate to post this stuff here... :p
Been starting some chinese and also looking forward to japanese (with "Ultimate Japanese:basic-intermediate/booktapes set)
KC Elbows
12-24-2002, 12:02 PM
Muppets don't have sex organs.


No, but they have mouths like snakes, and some of them have noses that could...


















































oh, never mind. You wouldn't understand.
Chang Style Novice
12-24-2002, 01:04 PM
Good lord, KC, I certainly HOPE I wouldn't understand.
KC Elbows
12-24-2002, 01:31 PM
Two words for you Chang:

Felt curtains:p ;) :D
eulerfan
12-24-2002, 01:50 PM
felt curtains is nice. I can get behind that one.
Chang Style Novice
12-24-2002, 01:53 PM
Pay no attention to the little man behind the felt curtains!

And when I say 'felt', I mean...

well, never you mind what I mean.
KC Elbows
12-24-2002, 03:20 PM
Now is an excellent time to segue into a discussion of the Freudian ramifications of the years of hidden relations between Snuffelu***us and "Big Bird".:D