KFO awards

[SevenStar]

poster of the year

troll of the year

best mouth boxer

funniest

biggest animal lover

quote of the year

thread of the year

I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.

dumbest thread

funniest thread

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)

[Chang Style Novice]

If I don't win "Most likely to **** up his left knee running down a flight of stairs", this is the last you'll see of me, Jack!

[fa_jing]

Worst concussion: me :eek:
(but I am feeling better)

[red5angel]

I vote CSN "most likely to fukk up his RIGHT knee running down stairs.."


and I vote myself most ****ed off because he can't spell swear words on KFO like other rmembers can and NOT ONE **** PERSON HAS HELPED ME FIGURE OUT HOW WHEN I ASKED!!!!!!!!:mad:

3 times man, its like some sort of fukking conspiracy or something....

[MightyB]

Wierdest Threads: No_Know

Chi Hippi of the year: Prana (although EarthDragon would've got it if he hadn't disappeared).

Person who makes you think "How would anybody know that": Tainan Mantis (the guy's got the facts although several others get honorable mentions).

King of Trolls: Ralek, who else inspired so much... well, he was funny.

Most likely to shoot you in da'face: Red 5 all the way.

Best friggin' avatars: Rubthebhuddha-- he knows no equal when it comes to avatars.

poster that KFOers most want to see nakid: shared between MAMargie and Wushu Chick. (GDA, 7star, and NorthernMantis also scored surprisingly high).

Most likely to make me feel like an @ss: Apoweyn

Coolest Mullett: Gene Ching

[DelicateSound]

Red5: **** you. :D

[brothernumber9]

funniest ----> mantidsquasher...the hillbilly phonetic spelling puts it over the top.

and all the country-disco type slangisms, i'm gonna put a character just like that if I ever make a movie.

[norther practitioner]

Rookie of the Year
either marge, just 'cause she started that thread
or Euler, because well, she's euler

[apoweyn]

most likely to feel apologetic to mightyb for making him feel like an arse without remembering specifically why he made mightyb feel like an arse: me

sorry mate. ;)


stuart b.

[MightyB]

It's all in good fun Apoweyn, you're one of the few who call me out when I'm in a Rant or being a troll. Your logic style kung fu is very powerful.;)

[apoweyn]

Your logic style kung fu is very powerful.;)

too kind, sir. cheers. and happy new year! :)


stuart b.

[Xebsball]

poster of the year
ME!

troll of the year
Volcano Admim for effort

best mouth boxer
Braden :D

funniest
really hard to pick this one

biggest animal lover
ill start to study veterinary next year and i weight about 275

quote of the year
not sure if its from this year: "I do not racism agsint the chinese" by Ralek

thread of the year
The got qi girls

I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.
word

dumbest thread
the bacon samich related ones

funniest thread
i couldnt pick one

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)
you said yourself :D

best avatar
RTB's vibrating little dude, my domo-kun comes as second.

[norther practitioner]

Don't know how many of you bounce over to the Shaolin forum...
NorthernShaolin has been dropping more knowledge then well someone whos dropped mad knowledge in the past.

Big up to him and Gene for the "continue education program" on Shaolin history, legend, and all that good jazz.

[phantom]

I think Omegapoint has done a good job of getting people to respect karate styles. I think he knows more about this subject than anybody else on here, and he has proven to be an asset to this forum as a result.

[KC Elbows]

I don't think Ralek should win best troll this year. He's hardly been here, and his approach was nothing new. I'm going with Volcano Admim. He rocks, despite he no dad paying martial arts.


funniest- This is also tough, but Xebs has really been cracking me up lately, eWallace had a great run in there, for a Texan, and Serpent has been pretty consistently on. I'm going with Xebs.


Biggest animal lover- I would like to point out that I hijacked the smoking thread to rant against people who think they can get rid of old dogs just because they're inconvenient, and forced the forum admin to at least listen to my list of demands.

Baddest Mofo- Shaft

Dumbest thread- any vs. thread

Funniest thread- Tough one. There was one where the topic changed with every post- it was a non-sequitor thread. One of my kung fu brothers read it and couldn't stop laughing. Everyone kept saying "think about it" on the thread. Can't remember the original title, though.

Rookie of the Year- Eulerfan



Red 5, you never asked me.

[fa_jing]

Stinkiest Chi Hippy: tie between Chang-Style Novice and KC Elbows. Would you guys ease up on the patchouli oil already???

Nattiest Goatee: CSN again, and GDA

[fa_jing]

Most tiresome Off-topic subject: George Bush, American Hegemony and the possible war with Iraq.

Biggest Wing Chun Troll: Red5 by a mile, by virtue of inundation. Ultimate fighter a distant second, although far worse qualitatively.

[fa_jing]

Best Forum philosopher/scientist: Braden, by a mile

Best mailing list: Shuai Chiao

I second the nomination for best Karate dude: Omegapoint. Although, I hope he isn't actually too caught up in the Omegapoint techno-babble/religion

[Former castleva]

poster of the year

troll of the year

Besides my own,let´s go with ralek,a secure pick along with others whom I cannot remember.

best mouth boxer

Is this equal to trolls? lol.Quite hard to say,GDA for his straightforward cynical humor which sheds a laugh at times and,well there are intellectuals around,too many to mention possibly.

funniest

These vary,many good comments have been thrown I think.
And cannot go biased around here.


biggest animal lover

I will have to go with Chang Style Novice for what I have gathered of,and Xebs for information handed out.
If these would not count,then the biggest animal lover would be...err...something from an ancient mastiff to elephant and way forwards. :D

quote of the year

Hmmmmm...No comments on that.

thread of the year

There were so many threads published this year.


I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.

I´m not exactly familiar with the term.

dumbest thread

"KFO Awards" :D Too hard of a question.

funniest thread

Dunno.

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)

Possibly,does not leave much room for opinions.

[Xebsball]

Thanx KC and Former, LOL :D

[Nevermind]

Wasn't Tae Li's Jet Li thread the longest? Ralek gets my vote for best troll with Word coming in a close second. Baddest Mofo award I would have to give to Gunned Down Atrocity for putting his foot in cancer's ass! Although Royce would have simply choked cancer out. :D

[MightyB]

Longest Signature: Former Castleva. His sig. is longer than most people's comments.

[Former castleva]

Now I realize,the best quote must be:
"Royce would choke...out"
:D

[Former castleva]

Lol.Thanks MightyB.
Have my place on the list now.

[KC Elbows]

Did Ralek even post this year?

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by SevenStar
poster of the year

Man, that's a tough one...



troll of the year


I think this one has to go to Volcano Admin just for being active the most.



best mouth boxer


Are we talking about the ever popular "Internet Tough Guy" syndrome here, or actual rhetorical skill? If the former, psycho monk. If the latter, Braden. He's got strong verbal kung fu. Honorable mention goes to apopwen for his 'effortless effort', though. Braden will destroy your defenses with a verbal blizzard of blows; apop can derail entire arguments with a single dim mak sentence.



funniest


I think this has to go to GDA hands down, for continuing to make me laugh whilst dealing with a situation that would have most people weeping into their whiskey.



biggest animal lover


CSN, for his adopt-a-dog avatar series.



quote of the year


"martial artists are just athletic geeks, except for the ones that aren't athletic."-GDA



thread of the year


Man, that's another toughie...



I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.


Word.



dumbest thread


Any "what would you do against X stylist/fighter/alien" thread. Honorable mention to any of the "The US is EVILLE/Muslims are EVILLE" threads.



funniest thread


I agree with KC Elbows; the "why?" thread was hilarious.



longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)

Wins hands down.

[Xebsball]

Originally posted by Former castleva
Now I realize,the best quote must be:
"Royce would choke...out"
:D

Yes indeed!! Felipe Bido started that one :D

[yenhoi]

****

dunno.

7*; i am the baddest mofo. :rolleyes:

Some award could goto MerryPrankster and Waterdragon.

Ap is superior to Braden. KC Elbows up in that mix too.

[NorthernMantis]

lol I can't believe I got on the list,much less to be seen naked.

It's been a tough year trying to get noticed by you guys ...sniff:D


The forum with the most fighting and internet challenges....you guys know which one hehe

[rubthebuddha]

silly nevermind.

best troll depends on the forum. word definitely gets it on shaolin, and ultimate fighter gets it for wing chun. sadly, i had to give it to someone from my own lineage. :mad:

GDA gets badass.

KC gets the wasted talent award for not rhyming anymore. :mad:

xebsball is just the swankiest dude. he has the coolest name that just gets cooler with nicknames (xebby, xebbers, etc.).

margie gets the cutie award.

[apoweyn]

Ap is superior to Braden.

i smell a 'vs.' thread brewin' :)

cheers fellas.


stuart b.

[Xebsball]

LOL i love the nicknames, xebulon is a good one too :D

[NorthernMantis]

The poster who can come up with info on the most rare and obscure (to me anyway) styles

Fire Hawk...pretty sure it's him although I mistake him for Fire Palm sometimes.

[Chang Style Novice]

Biggest mouth boxer: Brandy the Tongue Dog! (http://tungdog.com/JIMMY_BRANDY_JOHN/brandy1.jpg)

[dezhen2001]

cant think what to write for any of them as its almost midnight and im home alone bored out of my skull... theres been a few memorable occasions though :D

dawood

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Former castleva
Now I realize,the best quote must be:
"Royce would choke...out"
:D

Royce would CHOKE you for that.

[SevenStar]

poster of the year - what the heck...me :D

troll of the year - volcano admin (yeah KC, rolls has posted here this year)

best mouth boxer - verbally, either braden or ap

funniest - gda/ewallace

biggest animal lover - CSN

quote of the year - something to the effect of "You are not only wrong, you are the complete polar opposite of what's right" - braden

thread of the year - gotta think about that one for a bit...

I'm adding a baddest mofo category and giving it to Legolas.

dumbest thread - what would you do against 20 attackers?

funniest thread - why?

longest thread (duh - the got qi? girls thread)

[Former castleva]

"Royce would CHOKE you for that."

"Best before...2003"...
Oops,outdated!
Now where´s the smiley? :)

[GeneChing]

...and of course, I must thank my hair stylist for giving my a preholiday trim. Now my mullet is at maximum aerodynamic efficiency.

[MightyB]

It's a proven fact that Royce can't choke out people that have mullets.

[dezhen2001]

man i wish i could have a mullet then but my hair is receeding :(

dawood

[dezhen2001]

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:D

dawood

[Felipe Bido]

Originally posted by Former castleva
Now I realize,the best quote must be:
"Royce would choke...out"
:D


YEAAAAHHHH!!!!----at least some of my work goes noticed!!!


I am happy :D

[MightyB]

Dezhen,

Those are the coolest mullets. Balding guys with long hair get all the chicks. Ask Margie.

And, Royce is especially afraid of the pattern balding mullet. The only thing that he's rumored to fear more is the comb-over.

[Felipe Bido]

But you wouldn't say that in front of Royce


(Testing my new quote for 2003)

[MightyB]

change it to "Bet you wouldn't say that in front of Royce!"

the exclamation point and the word "Bet" make it more BJJ-like.

[Felipe Bido]

"The exclamation point and the word "Bet" make it more BJJ-like."


Is it gonna choke people out that way?...

[MightyB]

Oh yeah...

[Chang Style Novice]

Gooey Rice Cakes Would Choke Royce (http://salon.com/news/wire/2003/01/02/rice_cakes/index.html)

[ewallace]

Appears that rice cakes are more dangerous than fireworks.

[rubthebuddha]

rice cakes got nuttin on FRISBEES. (http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/frisbee2.JPG)

[Kristoffer]

i hate kids..

[Kristoffer]

<EDITED> I ATE kids

[SevenStar]

I think I gotta nominate myself for best quote and retract my nomination for braden (unless we tie) I can't even remember the exact quote now, but it was to the effect of

"Apoweyn's name was Apeoweyn, but he didn't want us to know that the pic in his avatar is really him, so he changed it to Apoweyn"

[Sharky]

RICE CAKES?

[apoweyn]

Originally posted by SevenStar
I think I gotta nominate myself for best quote and retract my nomination for braden (unless we tie) I can't even remember the exact quote now, but it was to the effect of

"Apoweyn's name was Apeoweyn, but he didn't want us to know that the pic in his avatar is really him, so he changed it to Apoweyn"

great. another carefully buried secret dragged back out into the light.

:)

[GeneChing]

Visualize Royce eating rice cakes with a mullet. Meditate on this image until you acheive inner peace.

[rubthebuddha]

such harmony is impossible when pondering mullets. sorry, gene, but humans are just wired that way.

and yes, sharky, RICE CAKES.

[MightyB]

I've realized that there are certain places where the mullet wearers naturally excell...

Hockey and ISKA team Paul Mitchell.

[apoweyn]

can't speak to hockey, but it seems natural that an active mullet devotee would be drawn to join a team that lists 'free hair care products' as one of its benefits.

:)

[rubthebuddha]

those who don mullets are typically belligerent, and few people yell as well as those in the ISKA. ;)

[MightyB]

And the award for the best imitation of a poseur kung fu guy and calling it karate while screaming to Paula Abdhul's greatest hits: The entire ISKA with special recognition to Team Paul Mitchell.