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Stacey
12-31-2002, 09:01 PM
I just invented this one.

1. Understanding of unity, tao, atman, whatever

2. Kick ass stories of gods killing each other and giants, fun stuff.

3. trance beats, dancing for days on end, midsummer orgies

4. Psycotropic drugs for diving into the spirit world.

5. Pryamids with animal sacrifices and temple prostitutes.

6. Blow job booths replace confessionals. prostitutes representing the godess, earth taking away all our frustration and malice by swallowing.

7. fasting,

8. sun dance/offering lodge. Sweat lodges

9. those jewish scriptures that are on the doorways that you touch.

10. Lots of ceramonies. Even eating will be a ceremony and time of prayer and thankfullness. Lots of giving stuff away to strangers.

11. Coming of age ceramonies. Once a girl hits 15, she's a woman and fair game. Under that age is also kosher, but only with kids of the same age and no adults involved

12. You shall not undercover the nakedness of your uncle or you and your cattle shall be stoned to death.

Xebsball
12-31-2002, 09:13 PM
Cool man, im not much into the fasting part though.

And one more thing... naked volley ball

David Jamieson
12-31-2002, 09:39 PM
anger, rage, hate and an inordinate fixation on your own genitals will get you nowhere.

cheers, happy new year

Chang Style Novice
12-31-2002, 11:28 PM
> those jewish scriptures that are on the doorways that you touch

Mezuzah.

Sam Wiley
01-01-2003, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
> those jewish scriptures that are on the doorways that you touch

Mezuzah.

...Bless You! ;)

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 08:07 AM
Ba-dum tsssss!

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas...

quiet man
01-01-2003, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
> those jewish scriptures that are on the doorways that you touch

Mezuzah.

Nobody likes a 'Know-it-all'. :D ;)

Chang Style Novice
01-01-2003, 10:21 AM
And yet, when you want a question answered, nobody goes to the village idiot.

Funny that.

Not as funny as shooting an elephant in your pajamas, but still.
EDIT-----
Actually, that sounds like of insulting, which I don't mean at all. Let me try another angle.

"Nobody likes a know-it-all? That must be why I had time to answer that question at 11:30 pm New Year's Eve."

quiet man
01-01-2003, 03:46 PM
Well, I simply m*u*s*t protest. I am most certainly not a village idiot... I live in a rather big city :D