sumo is f@*!ing stupid

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i mean really ... what the hell is the point? why is there a sport where you intentionally get inhumanly obese? i guess if it were designed to give people who were already fatasses something active to do it wouldn't be that bad, but they will only want to put on more weight not lose it. only the japanese ....

[Chang Style Novice]

"what the hell is the point?"

answer 1: To push the other guy out of the ring or make him fall down.

answer 2: To gain vast wealth and adulation.

answer 3: Um...that's all I got.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"To gain vast wealth and adulation"

.... for being a big tub of sh it. i just don't get it.

[TjD]

they're actually pretty physically fit - apart from their massive size. i've seen a sumo wrestler do a full split to take a guy down :eek:

anyways... the chicks man! think of the chicks!

[Royal Dragon]

I'd put a Summo up against Royce anyday. Royce would get squished :D

[Laughing Cow]

Have to agree with TJD.

Ever seen the Wifes of those Sumo-Wrestlers.

Never mind that the successful rikishi are looked after for the rest of their lifes with no worries about money, etc.

GDA is just jealous that he hasn't got the money and chicks.

[Kristoffer]

A sumo made a split and won? I thought ya lost if you touched the floor? Or something... I have to agree that Sumo is quite stupid, but they could probebly kick Royce's ass ANY day! :) No seriously, how do you throw anything at a mountain of fat?

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
i mean really ... what the hell is the point? they will only want to put on more weight not lose it. only the japanese ....

An average workout for these guys would put your scrawny ass in the hospital (as could the most casual swat from one of these athletes, btw)

They have money coming out the ears and the most beautiful women in the world on the arm.

You really don't see the point?

[Liokault]

I dont see why Americans couldnt be good at sumo what with the need to be massively over weight....Oh thats right you have to be fit as well.:D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

no i dont see the point. and i never said they couldnt move or they couldnt fight. i said their sport is fu cking stupid. money ... girls ... fame ... all these rewards for being fat fu cks ... it just doesnt make any sense.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

... and it just aint right to call a cancer bi tch scrawny. that's just low man.

[Kinjit]

Japan's got a wierd-ass culture, no question about it. Trying to understand it seems a futile task... Just sit back and enjoy

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
i said their sport is fu cking stupid. money ... girls ... fame ... all these rewards for being fat fu cks ... it just doesnt make any sense.

Thus spake the skinny fu ck

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kinjit
Japan's got a wierd-ass culture, no question about it. Trying to understand it seems a futile task... Just sit back and enjoy

Everybody's got a wierd-ass culture. It all depends on where you're lookin' at it from (that sounds dirty somehow)

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
... and it just aint right to call a cancer bi tch scrawny. that's just low man.


???????????????????????????????????????????????

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"???????????????????????????????????????????????"

yeah i'm a cancer bi tch ... or maybe i'm not anymore ... i just got done with chemo (that was 6 months well spent) and got 2 weeks of radiation coming before im completely done with it.

i was just kidding though ... it's ok to make fun of me for being a cancer bi tch ... it's only pu ssy cancer after all. unfortunately there is almost no chance of it killing me.

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
[Bit's ok to make fun of me for being a cancer bi tch ... it's only pu ssy cancer after all. [/B]



??????????????????????????????????????????????

[Kinjit]

Well, I have to admit I've never been to Japan (yet), but from everything I've read and heard from people I know living there, it does seem to be... Special. Yes, you can say that about all cultures, but Japan seems to be that much wierder.

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kinjit
Well, I have to admit I've never been to Japan (yet), but from everything I've read and heard from people I know living there, it does seem to be... Special. Yes, you can say that about all cultures, but Japan seems to be that much wierder.

that much wierder than.....................?

[Kinjit]

Originally posted by chingei


that much wierder than.....................?


Other wierd countries, obviously- I recently met a teacher at a japanese university while in China, and she got a few things to say... Anyway, this is getting offtopic, and I dont feel any need to argue my point :)

[Laughing Cow]

Kinjit.

What makes them soo much weirder??

They are a difrent culture that naturally does things different than your own.

Also theirs is not founded on the same principles (Judeo-Christian, etc) as yours.

Being different is what it's all about, if everybody & everything was the same life would be boring and we wouldn't have much left to explore and experience.

I am sure any country and culture you visit will seem weird and strange in some aspects the same way yours is to them.

Cherish the diversity and difference and nurture it too so that we don't all become carbon copies of one another.

[Kinjit]

Geez, I must be really bad at this communication thing - I'll excuse myself with being a speaker of swedish first. I meant wierd as in wierd, not bad, dumb, ugly, etc. There are few things I love more than coming to another country and culture. Hope I made myself clear this time. :D

[Chang Style Novice]

In Kinjit's defense, Japan is the home of both "Yatta!" and "Kikkoman."

On the other hand, the US is the home of both "Joe Millionaire" and "Bud Bowl."

[neptunesfall]

Originally posted by Laughing Cow
What makes them soo much weirder??


well....we could start with cartoons of multi-pen ised demon monsters raping nurses then destroying an entire city with said pen ises shooting exploding laser semen.
(urotsukidoji, in other words.)

[Former castleva]

I study these cultures with effort (strive to),trying to learn Japanese one too and I must say that during earlier times,it was pretty much China that formed Japanese culture.
During later times,west had it´s important influence but not in the same manner I think.
Of course Japanese adopted what would fit for them.
It´s all a matter of study,even though even when you learn more and feel more confident since you can look calmly at things you would not have previously noticed or would have found bizarre,you would also create new ones...
just my cents.


"well....we could start with cartoons of multi-pen ised demon monsters raping nurses then destroying an entire city with said pen ises shooting exploding laser semen.
(urotsukidoji, in other words.)"
Lol.I think this a case of modern Japanese culture which we get "introduced" to,which however does not give a very good picture...like I needed to say that.
Take a look at any depressing US flick that pop out like mushrooms under rain.
Well if we´d be discussing anime (or manga) in which is the case in this illustration (even though I could no less about it) we could say that at least manga is the entertaiment of pretty much any age or status and not all like that.

Then when it comes to sumo,I would make my best to stay away from such unhealthy habits (Whatever...as seen,one may not live very long with all that mass around)
One requirement being strong bones to hold all that mass up there (most of it should be centered around legs and hips) could be called fitness though,and yeah they have muscle too.
Might be good to point out though that even though there are certain regulations there,lighter classes also exist where players are rather fit (I have not seen much of that though)
As if it should be considered budo or not...I would stick more with martial sport even though there is a certain refined etiquette included.
Sidenote:Morihei Ueshiba studied sumo.
:cool:

[Laughing Cow]

Anime is as varied as anything.
How about Heidi and many others for the little kiddies?

One thing that many forget in order to become a Rikishi, you need to be accepted into one of their schools and from there on your life is 100% Sumo.

It is not a part-time sport, but a full-time commitment and way of life.

[Chang Style Novice]

Thought experiment:

If sumo had weight classes, would the obesity disappear?

[Laughing Cow]

Sumo has 2 major divisions and each has ranks within.

What is normally seen on TV is the higher Division only.

Rikishi need to win the majority of their bouts in a tournament to advance or stay in the same rank, performance drops and so does their rank.

Their fights are against all the competitiors (regardless of rank) within their major division.
Price money is only awarded to the winners of each bout.

There are many smaller rikishi that easily can manage their bigger opponents like Akebono, etc.

[Chang Style Novice]

Right, but the divisions are based on win-loss records only, right?

Any smaller sumo may face any larger sumo in his division and viseversa, if I understand correctly. Size doesn't enter into it, except as it makes it more difficult for your opponent to move youor reach around to get a grip on your whatsitcalled (I mean the silk sash, you pervs!)

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"it's only pu ssy cancer after all"

lol ... im stoned and just read that as i have cancer of the pu ssy. that's pretty fu cking funny right now. chingei ... i just meant that i have hodgekins. its 90% completely curable like skin cancer, but has to be treated with strong doses of chemo. for all the misery it could have at least been something more serious.

"What makes them soo much weirder??

They are a difrent culture that naturally does things different than your own.

Also theirs is not founded on the same principles (Judeo-Christian, etc) as yours."

da mn the dude didn't mean all that. we was just sayin the japanese are all a bunch of little wierdos.

[omarthefish]

Sumo is a very cool sport with a high level of skill required. It's techniques are usefull even if your built like a mountain. As far as I can tell from the research I've done, it was a major influence for Ueshiba's Aikido. I also like that their title can be stripped (I've heard) for social indescetions. Sumo are expected to be role models and moral exemplars.

Japan . . . it's weird.

The Chinese think it's weird.

In asia, they seem to be the only ones with a more highly defined sense of irony than Americans. They are famous for being the major porn producer of the eastern hemisphere, and with and emphasis on s&m. The Chinese, in addition to thir other predjudices against the Japanese, feel that they can't trust Japanese because they are "too veiled and mysterious". I burst out laughing the first time I heard that.

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Right, but the divisions are based on win-loss records only, right?

Not really, there is also a criteria of "required" weight involved.

Especially during the lower ranks a Rikishi will need to add a certain amount of weight within a certain time or he gets the boot.

While there are no "weight classes" as lets say in boxing, weight still does play an important role.

I will need to hunt up the exact rules again.

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kinjit



Other wierd countries, obviously-

Which countries are not wierd?

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kinjit
Geez, I must be really bad at this communication thing - I'll excuse myself with being a speaker of swedish first. I meant wierd as in wierd, not bad, dumb, ugly, etc. There are few things I love more than coming to another country and culture. Hope I made myself clear this time. :D

Well now, that's just wierd.............













:D

[chingei]

Originally posted by Laughing Cow

There are many smaller rikishi that easily can manage their bigger opponents like Akebono, etc.


easily???



btw, Akebono has been retired for quite some time now.

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
"it's only pu ssy cancer after all"

lol ... im stoned and just read that as i have cancer of the pu ssy. that's pretty fu cking funny right now. chingei ... i just meant that i have hodgekins. its 90% completely curable like skin cancer, but has to be treated with strong doses of chemo. for all the misery it could have at least been something more serious.



Best wishes for your recovery.

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by chingei

btw, Akebono has been retired for quite some time now.

I know, but he is well-known and that is why I used him.
;)

Wondering how the texan guy is doing at the moment??

[Kinjit]

Originally posted by chingei


Which countries are not wierd?

If I were to say that Japan got some of the most beautiful women on earth - would you reply "so does every other country"?

[Former castleva]

"If I were to say that Japan got some of the most beautiful women on earth - "

Agreed.

"As far as I can tell from the research I've done, it was a major influence for Ueshiba's Aikido."
That´s interesting.
I´ll think abou that,even though I´ll have to note that never have I heard of any link to it,with many other arts taking bigger or smaller roles.

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kinjit


If I were to say that Japan got some of the most beautiful women on earth - would you reply "so does every other country"?


Of course!

[Kinjit]

Originally posted by chingei



Of course!


But *the* most beautiful woman lives in Beijing, China - So there!

:D

[chingei]

Originally posted by Kinjit



But *the* most beautiful woman lives in Beijing, China - So there!

:D


No way!

:D

[Former castleva]

I have the idea that there are plenty in China,and I bet Beijing is not limited to one even though it can only represent one area.

[Kinjit]

Yeah, there are plenty in Beijing - also plenty of guys who look mighty p***ed when you start grinding with the hottest chick in the club. Oh well, some things are worth the peril :D

[friday]

hmm kinjit that depends...
the hotest chick your grinding with in a club could be a prostitute.
i hear niteclubs are a common place for them to hang out.

[Kinjit]

I feel poor for those girls - and I make **** sure I'm not dealing with any. Good thing she was an english student. Just a tip if any of you go to China - for the love of God, get yourself invitated to a chinese home for dinner - chinese are *quite* hospitable :)

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i would just feel them and see if they had any deals.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"Best wishes for your recovery."

thanks, but i really dont deserve best wishes. i do have cancer, but im still a bad person.

[ddh]

was a Yokosuna who retired about 6 years ago. He had an ideal body for sumo. The weight may help but it's the skill and moves that win in the end.

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
"Best wishes for your recovery."

thanks, but i really dont deserve best wishes.


well, you've got them anyway

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Kinjit


If I were to say that Japan got some of the most beautiful women on earth - would you reply "so does every other country"?

everyone I now that's in Japan or who has been there says that the women are for the most part, average, like any other place, naturally. the models and pretty girls you see, like yuka sakuran are the cream of the crop. It's a nice crop, no doubt, but japan isn't the heaven of beautiful women that people make it out to be.

[TkdWarrior]

i hav heard even of this mass sumo never get any problems related to heart(as experts says)
then in japan they r worshiped like Gods, they get most beautiful women, they earn dam too much money

. It's a nice crop, no doubt, but japan isn't the heaven of beautiful women that people make it out to be.
i'll agree but do u think that girls in others country will give a **** if u r full of fat...??
-TkdWarrior-

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
A sumo made a split and won? I thought ya lost if you touched the floor? Or something... I have to agree that Sumo is quite stupid, but they could probebly kick Royce's ass ANY day! :) No seriously, how do you throw anything at a mountain of fat?

you lose if a part of the body above the knee touches. If he did a full split - yeah, it seems he should have lost, unless the other guy was falling as a result of him doing the split...if so, then maybe the other guy hit the ground first


since It's been mentioned twice here - there were sumo in the UFC, two of them, I think. I know one got beaten by gerrard gordeau in UFC 1. the other got beat by keith hackney - he then went on to lose in Pride also. He did win one fight, by smothering his opponent.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by TkdWarrior


i'll agree but do u think that girls in others country will give a **** if u r full of fat...??
-TkdWarrior-

of course they will. Look at obese men that are famous, and look at the women they have around them. Same thing goes for ugly people and also old people. Money and fame can easily draw beautiful women. I bet the obese guys in Japan who aren't sumo wrestlers don't have those women - unless they are famous for something else

[chingei]

Originally posted by SevenStar


It's a nice crop, no doubt, but japan isn't the heaven of beautiful women that people make it out to be.


hahahahahahahahaha

you are so wrong!

[MightyB]

GDA has a VAGINA!!!!


...it's only pus sy cancer...

[Cipher]

What I would like to see is some huge 300 lb body builer fight in a Sumo match.

[Liokault]

Im not going to read this whole thread but did any one mention that sume is controled and fixed by the Yakuza? And that they kill guys who let on about the yakuza controle in very arcane if obviouse ways?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

do the japanese have gangster movies like we do here? if they do are they any good?

[Former castleva]

"i hav heard even of this mass sumo never get any problems related to heart(as experts says)"

Medically speaking,that´s interesting since I have read that,logically,they do not often live very long...whether heart or not.
I think it is considered sort of a "prize to pay".
My idea...
Those eating habits are rather shocking too (even though nice to point out that the food is not "unhealthy" as far as I know)

GDA,
Yeah,there are gangster movies...
but I dunno too much about them.

[chingei]

Originally posted by Cipher
What I would like to see is some huge 300 lb body builer fight in a Sumo match.

wouldn't last long........

[chingei]

Originally posted by Liokault
very arcane if obviouse ways?

Like your spelling?

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by chingei



hahahahahahahahaha

you are so wrong!

I doubt it. I know enough avg looking japanese women to know better. That and the testimony from my friends that live/have lived there.

[omarthefish]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
do the japanese have gangster movies like we do here? if they do are they any good?

YES ! !! Japanes gangster movies are the best. A bit slow moving by American standards but VERY entertaining. Check out any thing with Beat Takeshi. For more in depth recomendations you could contact www.cinefilevideo.com in LA. They've got tons. 'Brother' is a good one.

Interestingly, the last one I watched had a wondefull 10 minutes or so of the thugs killing time at their hideaway on the beach. What did they do? - -- - SUMO !

There was even this one director who liked to satirize the Yakuza. After his first big hit, he received 'a warning' of some kind. Aftern his second, he 'fell' out of a window. (I forget the director but ---blatent plug for kid brother's store - - - the folks at cinefile could fill you in.



The women? I think the main thing that Chinesen women have over western women is just that IN CHINA they are mostly all thin and with perfect skin. Nevermind that the Chinese girls are all jealous of western womens figures. Same problem, get confused between T.V. and movies and real life. ---- just the same thin and with good skin goes a long way.

[chingei]

Originally posted by SevenStar


I doubt it. I know enough avg looking japanese women to know better. That and the testimony from my friends that live/have lived there.

you keep believing that.......

[chingei]

Originally posted by omarthefish
!

There was even this one director who liked to satirize the Yakuza. After his first big hit, he received 'a warning' of some kind. Aftern his second, he 'fell' out of a window. (

naw, he jumped off the roof. suicide

[Stranger]

Just some comments on a few of the posts:

1) Sumo is linked to the creation myth in Shintoism. The connection of Shinto to sumo is still very strong in modern times. If you understand Shintoism than sumo is not so weird. The competitions are a symbolic reenactment of the battle that led to the creation of the world.

2) Japan may be the porn capital of Asia, but the cathouses of Bangkok, Thailand and around Subic Bay in the PI would be able to produce much worse if there was production money comparable to that in Japan. Taiwan is also the voyeur-cam capital of the world. Upskirt videos, dressing room cameras, and toliet cams have the Taiwanese govt. in a tizzy trying to create a vice squad capable of countering the fads.

3) Ueshiba had a background in a sumo-derived from of combat grappling. This combined with the fact that he was built like a ball as a young man leads me to believe that he might have excelled at it (he was, on occasion, mistaken for a sumotori in his younger years). Even in the book "Budo" there are a few pictures of a very fat, young Ueshiba.

4) Some have expressed the thought that the Japanese are "enigmatic". It reminds me of a conversation between an American politician (I can't recall who) and a Diet member during a strained trade negotiation. The American politican asked, "Why do the Japanese delegates complained that they are misunderstood while doing nothing to aid in our ability to understand them?" The Diet member smiled and replied, "That is being Japanese." Read Japanese books on the art of war and strategy, and you will see the lesson of subterfuge stressed to an even greater level than that of strategists from neighboring Asian countries (ie. China's Sun Tzu). It is the core of the Japanese art of war, and in Japan, business is war.

5) ESPN has sumo tournaments that feature lighter weight classes.

6) There is a minimum height requirement in sumo. One recent sumotori had sillicone injected into his scalp (giving him a minor conehead), so he would just make the minimum height requirement. He was quite good.

7) There are some sumo throws that are almost like "sacrifice" or mutual throws. The split throw mentioned earlier may be one of them. Whoever touches the ground first or is thrown from the ring first loses, even if both fighters go down or are thrown out of the ring.

8) Anybody that doubts their agility should watch these giants spin around in mid-air trying to being the second man to hit the mat during a mutual throw. Sumotori can do full splits. Most people that obese would have to wear slip on shoes because they can't reach their own feet. I know nothing of the cardio impact of their weight/training regimen.

9) The "fixing or working" of some sumo matches was revealed recently by a retired sumotori. The popularity of the sport was unaffected. As I mentioned above, sumo is a representation of an ideal and that alone pleases the Japanee audiences.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by chingei


you keep believing that.......

Not only will I keep believing it, but I'll post pics of the trip - either next year or the year after.

[omarthefish]

I forgot how the Taiwanese, from the slanted perspective I get here in China, are considered more pornographic in their after hours behavior than the Japanese and I must admit the Japanese rep on this front comes in large part from their being the most economically developed in Asia. (especially in areas like internet sites and VCD manufacturing) Also, Chinese just love to find anything wrong with Japanese.

Sumo and Shinto - yeah. I thought everyone knew that and was just ignoring it on purpose so it would be easier to call Sumo weird.

Ueshiba - In addition to what you mentioned, how could he NOT be influenced by Sumo?I think any Japanese working on a throwing art would have to be influenced by Sumo to a degree and O-Sensei was a Shinto fanatic.

[Former castleva]

"Ueshiba - In addition to what you mentioned, how could he NOT be influenced by Sumo?I think any Japanese working on a throwing art would have to be influenced by Sumo to a degree and O-Sensei was a Shinto fanatic."

I might want to mention this in a forum like aikidojournal.com never have I seen this mentioned,crosslinks to arts like ba kwa have been made and talked about.
This,I have not seen to be mentioned even minorly (besides that he studied it) Ueshiba was small (I dunno about fat,I have the idea that he was rather athletic in his younger years,comparatively.He had health issues though,to a degree)
Personally,the arts would seem like night and day,competitive and "passive" etc.
Yes,he was a shinto fanatic.
I´m yet to find a link for the basis of sumo influencing aikido,if pointed out,I´m happy to know that.
But that´s for it on my part so far.
There´s a story though on how Ueshiba asked a great sumo wrestler to push him over,so to speak.
He sat on a chair and asked the wrestler to use all his strength to shove him down,with dissatisfying results.

[Stranger]

FC,

Check out Sample Page #6 of 10 on Amazon's advertisement for Budo by Ueshiba to get an idea of his generous proportions even after he had become an accomplished martial artist. I'm not suggesting his large size made him "unathletic".

[Former castleva]

OK.
Thanks.
Been thinking about affording that book.

[Stranger]

Sample Page #4 mentions his early training in sumo.

[Stranger]

It is a difficult book to learn physical skills from because the images are small and dark for the most part and the captions are a little thin on info. The value is in the bio info, aiki poems, and the fact that it is considered a primary resource of both early and later aikido.

[chingei]

Originally posted by SevenStar


Not only will I keep believing it, but I'll post pics of the trip - either next year or the year after.

yeah, good luck with that.......

[tedward]

Imagine what the Japanese think of americans idalising WWE wrestling.

And what about women sumo wreslers.

[Kristoffer]

Can everybody STOP ****ing quote EVERYONE, ALL the TIME? It's driving me nuts!

[Kinjit]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
Can everybody STOP ****ing quote EVERYONE, ALL the TIME? It's driving me nuts!


Why? :D

[Kristoffer]

I'm warning you.... :mad: (:D ) It's just that it looks kinda silly if you read this whole thread. Nevermind..

[Former castleva]

So what are you gonna do about it?
Tough guy!

[Kristoffer]

shut up or I'll quote your ass :D

[neptunesfall]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
shut up or I'll quote your ass :D

[Kristoffer]

neptunesfall
quote:

Originally posted by Kristoffer
shut up or I'll quote your ass Why?Kinjit

:confused: :D


So what are you gonna do about it?
Tough guy!?

**** i just quoted myself :rolleyes:

[Xebsball]

GDA is skinny and he mocks tubby people all the time

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

that's right tubby.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

chingei ... whats with insisting that all (or even most) japanese women are beautiful? im with 7star 100% here .... i too have seen enough avarge looking japanese women to know that they aren't all hot. i mean the same is true of any culture ... you can not have all of the people being good looking or the standards would simply change ... the beautiful would become avrage and the divine beautiful. if it weren't for ugly people like me there would be no beauty.

lets take porn for example. i actually find it harder to find an hot asian chick in hardcore porn than a white girl. same with amature sites. this is coming from a guy with a thing for asian girls too. i love asian women, but i really don't believe that the ration of beautiful to avarage people is any differant in japan than anywhere else. except for the fact that most asains are thin and have good skin like someone else said .... that does have some merrit but doesnt tip the scales to any extreme.

[Sharky]

Sumo is gay.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Sharky
Sumo is gay.

What's gay about two fat guys in a thong?

[Xebsball]

what if they danced with bananas?

[SevenStar]

hmm.... maybe - but only if they had ballet shoes.

[Laughing Cow]

Seven*.

Your wish has been fulfilled a long time ago:

Sumo ballet (http://www.funny-photo-photos.com/sumo_ballet.html)

Just one of many pics put there.

[Xebsball]

what if they played trumpets with their asses

[SevenStar]

okay, those two ideas together are gay and foul. could you imagine the smell?

On a side note, I saw a banner for mail order brides on that sumo link - you might wanna check it out, Xebster.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SevenStar
On a side note, I saw a banner for mail order brides on that sumo link - you might wanna check it out, Xebster.

Oh, that's cold.

[Xebsball]

what if they played the bananas instead

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

what will be cold is our dead bodies after xebby comes and kills, rapes, then eats us for making fun of him.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Xebsball
what if they played the bananas instead

That would be cool as long as none of them slipped on bananna peels

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
what will be cold is our dead bodies after xebby comes and kills, rapes, then eats us for making fun of him.

GDA, you always paint the prettiest pictures!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

thanks.

[Laughing Cow]

Ok Guys and Ladies.

Here is another Sumo Ballet picture:

Sumo ballet II (http://community.webshots.com/photo/15050273/15099072pUGeazwBhY)

He is gracefully dancing through the air and will touch down like a feather.

:D ;) :p

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

that picture doesnt make me laugh, it doesnt make me sick, it does something kind of strange to me inside.

i think it melts my butter.

[chingei]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
i really don't believe that the ration of beautiful to avarage people is any differant in japan than anywhere else.

and you are incorrect

[Sharky]

okay, so now we have superior races?

retard.

[chingei]

Originally posted by Sharky
okay, so now we have superior races?



I dunno. how fast can you run?

[Former castleva]

"okay, so now we have superior races?"

According to ancient Chinese mythology,yes.
Guess what race of three major classes it was talking about..?

[SirenOfAcreLane]

Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity

it's only pu ssy cancer after all. unfortunately there is almost no chance of it killing me.


hahahah

~Even ****ing cancer can't kill you man. Big respect :D