brazilian jiujitsu causes impotence!

[Chang Style Novice]

Okay, I'm joking. But Sue Johansen is talking to the girlfriend of a BJJ player who's lost interest in sex with her. She says there's no steroid issues, and probably the other performance enhancers (creatine, etc.) have nothing to do with it.

So, is it that he's getting his 'satisfaction' on the mat? Or is it just that BJJ really is better than sex?

(No offense to the wrestlers here, really. I just thought it was funny enough to share.)

OMG! Now there's a guy who bruised his nuts black and blue during sex.

It's just a crazy night on "Sex Talk." I love Sue Johansen. But not like that.

[Serpent]

Who's Sue Johansen?

[Chang Style Novice]

She's the grandma-aged and looking host of some call-in sex shows. She's Canadian, but here shows air here in the states as well on "Oxygen" which is supposedly a 'women's' network, so I suppose I may be singling myself out for further mockery by revealing I watch this. On the other hand, I don't care: it's a fun, informative show. She's smart, tolerant, and well informed. Think of her as the anti-Dr. Laura, if that helps.

http://oxygen.com/sexshow/

[Serpent]

Cool. I have no idea who Dr Laura is either, as it goes, but I get the idea now! ;)

So, you watch women's channels then do you?

[Chang Style Novice]

Not a lot. But I do like this show. I mean...she gives advice to guys who bruise their nuts! What's not to like?

[Laughing Cow]

Me confused.

impotent = lack of want to have sex with someone.

I always thought impotent had to with probs of getting it up or fathering kids.

Guess I need a new dictionary. ;)

[Serpent]

Can't argue with that!

[Chang Style Novice]

Laughing Cow - You're right, my headline is inaccurate and sensationalistic. Guess why I chose it?:D

[IronFist]

Originally posted by Laughing Cow
Me confused.

impotent = lack of want to have sex with someone.

I always thought impotent had to with probs of getting it up or fathering kids.

Guess I need a new dictionary. ;)

You were right. Impotence is not being able to get it up.

IronFist

[Sho]

Come on, we all got the point. Right? :rolleyes:

[quiet man]

Originally posted by Sho
Come on, we all got the point. Right? :rolleyes:

"Got the point", heh heh heh heh :D :D

[Ford Prefect]

That would reflect negatively on her if a straight man would rather roll around with men than bang her.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Ford Prefect
That would reflect negatively on her if a straight man would rather roll around with men than bang her.

No, I really think it would reflect more about the guy's sexuality than anything about his woman!

[Laughing Cow]

I think the guy needs to get his priorities straight and his ducks in a row, otherwise he will sleep in a cold lonely bed.

Anything done to extremes is bad, MA included.

[Machimurasan]

In addition to BJJ causing impotence, it can also cause self-importance and impudence!

[Serpent]

Not to mention a false sense of superiority (and security!) ;)

[GeneChing]

Couldn't resist ttt-ing this old thread with this bit of weird news.


‘You’re nice, just your business is bad!’ Meet the Hong Kong sex shop owner using jiu-jitsu to tackle misconceptions (http://www.scmp.com/sport/hong-kong/article/2117252/youre-nice-just-your-business-bad-meet-hong-kong-sex-shop-owner)
Amateur martial artist Oleg Vasilyev winning medals on world stage as he also wrestles with stigmas attached to sex shops
PUBLISHED : Friday, 27 October, 2017, 12:20pm
UPDATED : Friday, 27 October, 2017, 8:40pm
Nicolas Atkin

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There is a diverse range of professions among the practitioners who meet almost every morning to roll at Hong Kong’s premier Brazilian jiu-jitsu studio in Tsim Sha Tsui, from bankers to students to professional athletes.
One of the amateur martial artists, Oleg Vasilyev, pauses for a moment when asked where he works.
“I own a chain of sex shops,” says the hulking Vasilyev, in his thick Russian accent.
It was outside the Wan Chai outlet of his Take Toys franchise that Vasilyev caused a stir earlier this year, placing a video advertisement displaying the use of sex toys on a 2.3-metre screen.
“There was no nudity, no girls, just pure products,” he says of the O’Brien Road display.
But a review at the Obscene Articles Tribunal in August upheld an interim classification made in April that the video was not suitable for those under the age of 18.

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A 90-inch outdoor screen facing a busy footbridge owned by the Take Toys sex shop was shut down at Yee On Mansion in O’Brien Road, Wan Chai. Photo: Xiaomei Chen

“I asked why condoms can be advertised, because condoms are intended directly for sex. And pills are for erection.
“I showed some photos like girls advertising some skin products totally nude. Teenagers can see this but it’s OK. Where is the logic?”
Vasilyev has another theory why he was forced to remove the advert.
“It overlooks the footbridge to [the] Immigration [Department], so all the government officers pass it on their way to work, and they probably just couldn’t stand it,” the Russian said, laughing.

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Oleg Vasilyev said he respected the decision of the Obscene Articles Tribunal after a hearing in August which classified his advert in Wan Chai as indecent. Photo: Jasmine Siu

The 48-year-old owns other outlets in Jordan, Causeway Bay and Mong Kok – I even passed one walking from the MTR station to our interview in Tsim Sha Tsui.
The advertisement still prompts a double take, but Vasilyev insists he has had to tone down his promotional efforts.
“It’s affected my business,” he said. “But that’s the nature of business, it’s hard to grow.”
The tribunal’s attitude to displaying sex is a far cry from what Vasilyev witnessed in Las Vegas a little over a week later, when he embarked on a six-week trip in the US to tour 40 national parks, among other things.

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A view of the Take Toys sex shop in Lock Road, Tsim Sha Tsui. Photo: Nicolas Atkin

“In Las Vegas, I just entered an erotic museum and there is a lot of nudity,” he says.
Strip clubs aside, Vasilyev was primarily in Las Vegas for the World Master Jiu-Jitsu IBJJF Championship as he looked to build on his stunning haul of two gold medals at his European Masters debut in January.
“It was harder than the Europeans, at the worlds they compete, like, 15 times per year,” said Vasilyev, who won his blue belt super-heavyweight division but lost his first match in the open-weight tournament.
“I didn’t expect guys from Brazil. It was almost professional, lots of training.”

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Vasilyev with his medal from the World Master tournament at Viking Wong’s ‘Hurt Locker’ jiu-jitsu studio in Tsim Sha Tsui, alongside Tesa Ho, who also won medals in Las Vegas. Photo: Nicolas Atkin

Vasilyev only began training BJJ when he moved to Hong Kong three years ago, but proved to be a natural – though he was perhaps too strong for his own good.
Despite paying for membership at the now-defunct Epic MMA gym, Vasilyev claims he was barred by one instructor from attending classes simply because the instructor couldn’t take him down.
“So many bad things happened to me at Epic, I didn’t expect,” he said. “The instructor injured me on one of my first rolls. I took him down, and he was a black belt in judo, so maybe he felt insulted. My elbow popped out and he said it was my fault.
“He came and said to me one week before I had a competition, ‘You can’t train any more’. He said he didn’t care,” Vasilyev claimed.
“I asked another instructor to let me train, and I won the competition.”

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Vasilyev on the podium at the European Masters. Photo: Oleg Vasilyev

Vasilyev said a shoulder injury sustained in Las Vegas could keep him out of the Europeans next year.
But it hasn’t stopped him from training four times a week at local black belt Viking Wong’s Hurt Locker studio in Tsim Sha Tsui as he looks to help continue the growth of the sport, which in turn is helping him to disprove misconceptions about his character.
“Even my first coach in BJJ, he said when he heard that I own sex shops I’m some kind of bad guy,” said Vasilyev.
“But when he met me he said, ‘Oh, you’re a really nice guy. It’s just your business that is bad!’”