Ashida Kim defined

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

If you've ever wondered what the definition of "Ashida Kim" is, I suppose you could find out here:

Urban Dictionary: Ashida Kim (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?form=1&term=ashida+kim)

IHAK

[Serpent]

Dude, you are so obsessed with Ashida Kim that it is becoming apparent that you have far greater problems than he does.

"Resist something with all your might and it totally controls you."

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

Dude, that link is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Don't take me so seriously. I think it's funny. What's the difference between me making fun of Ashida Kim and you guys making fun of Sin The?

A little martial arts humor.

I'll post something more serious for you next time. How's that.

IHAK

[Serpent]

Every time I see a post from you, it's another sledging for Ashida Kim. We all know the guy is a ridiculous tossbag. We agree with ya. Get a new hobby already! ;)

[SevenStar]

what? Are you guys saying that Ashida is not a real ninja?

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

But making fun of Ashida Kim is so much fun!

And easy!

IHAK

[SevenStar]

indeed!

[SevenStar]

but...if real ninjas flip out and kill people, what do fake ninjas do?

[CrippledAvenger]

they play Stryper covers.

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

Well, usually they sit around and write crappy books. Sometimes they play with astral spies, and sometimes they go shopping for new ski masks, though.

IHAK

[SevenStar]

If he were to successfully pull off the frisbee death, would that prove him a real ninja?

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

You would have to ask Robert Hamburger about that one.

I would say it wouldn't prove anything, because even a non-samurai could commit seppuku (with a sword, not a frisbee), and that wouldn't make them a samurai, would it?

IHAK

[SevenStar]

point taken. Would it at least make him totally sweet?

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

It's only totally sweet if a real ninja does it.

IHAK

[SevenStar]

So anyway we put it, Ashida is just hopelessly lame

[I Hate Ashida Kim]

Now you've got it!

IHAK

[SevenStar]

What would be really lame would be if he died while doing tae bo.

[Cheese Dog]

The mental image you just gave me of Ashida Kim, wearing his ninja suit, dropping dead from a massive coronary while doing Tae bo is about the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[norther practitioner]

Dude would you guys stop knocking my hero.....:rolleyes:
He would only pull off the frisbee death in front of you playing ultimate at PCU when the rival ninja gang showed up.:D

[red5angel]

I have to agree with IHAK here, that is probably one of the funniest sites I have seen in a long time. Of course I am a simple man with simple pleasures.

[MightyB]

Who the Heck is Ashida Kim?

[apoweyn]

i hate ashida kim,

you may want to pop over to the thread on roleplaying and computer games. because you, my friend, are in the most dire need of a hobby i've ever seen. sad.


stuart b.

[ricksitterly]

LOL ... Ashida Kim. Do we even need to get INTo it??? Someone should just make a posting that says "ASHIDA KIM - NINJA" and I would laugh my a$s off.

[Serpent]

We should get some real ultimate ninjas to flip out and kill Ashida Kim. That'd be totally sweet.

[ricksitterly]

lol ashida kim. this thread made me laugh