Machines that give you chi!

[IronFist]

Maybe it will help you shoot kamehamehas? (http://www.orgon.net/)

IronFist

[joedoe]

Wow. I just ordered one.

[SevenStar]

you big copycat... remember, I posted a few of those back when Turiyan was supposed to give us that program that we're still waiting on?

[IronFist]

I forgot you had posted that one. Sorry.

Dude, just think; if it only takes 2 weeks to develop "Awesome Chi Powers," if we had been practicing for the 2 years that we've been waiting for Turiyan to give us that link, our chi powers would be so beyond "awesome" it wouldn't even be funny.

IronFist

[SevenStar]

I know - we'd be sweeter than ninjas right now. We'd have everyone crapping their pants at the mere thought of us!

[dezhen2001]

7* i already do man :D

dawood

[MightyB]

I just crapped my pants :eek:

[red5angel]

If the pictures are accurate, then steroids will also give you chi...

There is also a rumor floating aorund that MightyB's mother gives chi, but it's expensive.......:p

[guohuen]

I'm crapping my pants at the thought of my ding dong shrinking and my skin turning discusting like the cretin in the picture. So chi is an artificial steroid like substance?:D

[MightyB]

There is also a rumor floating aorund that MightyB's mother gives chi, but it's expensive.......

Red5's does it for free ;)

[Bolt]

.. and I'm not EVEN gone ask how you have that site !





....sick puppies

[MightyB]

Ironfist----

Wow--- that's uhm--- yeah that's sick that you even knew about it--- I laughed my arse off and then sent the link to one of my friends who's extremely unlucky with the ladies.

Da mn that was funny.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

like no one else fu cks animals.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by MightyB


Red5's does it for free ;)

What's her number?

[Chang Style Novice]

I just skimmed it, but it looks to me like some variation on Wilhelm Reich's Orgone box fooferaw.

As has already been noted, 'fraudulent' is a much too kind adjective for this load of hogwash.

[Mr Punch]

You poor crazy deluded fools, don't you know chi is to be found in the middle of machine?

[vamierr]

What are you all talking about???? The Chi machine works great!!! I've been using it for a week now, and have already gotten my money's worth. I usually use it once in the morning, for about 30 minutes. Then twice at night before bed time. The vibration waves of chi you feel are massive!! Best of all, it's simple design makes it safe and easy to wash off with soap and water when you're done using it. My girlfriend is so jealous of the machine. It's a great invention.