Korean ginseng and kung fu training

[ricksitterly]

About 6 months ago I started taking Korean ginseng twice a day. At the time I was only doing about 400 kicks in a workout, and punching the bag for about 40 minutes, 3 times a week.

Not even 3 weeks later, after I started taking ginseng...a change had taken place in my training. I was doing 300 kicks in a workout, and would punch the bag for about 20 minutes, and then go watch porn and eat potato chips. But one thing I noticed right away was that I was getting bigger b@ners than before!!! It was amazing. Unfortunately, the only person who got to enjoy them was me, and I eventually ran out of ginseng and was too cheap to buy another bottle. The big effect they had on me went away quickly! But not even two weeks after running out of ginseng, I met a girl at a bar and brought her home and got laid. And all that money and time I spent taking ginseng was wasted, cause I was back to my normal size by then. How convenient!!!!! And she didnt believe me when I told her I used to be "bigger" a mere 3 weeks ago. Ginseng is like taking rogaine, if you dont stay on it FOREVER, you wasted your time cause it's effects will wear off quickly and leave you right back where you started.

[Royal Dragon]

First of all, your problem is your doing a Chinese art on Korean Ginseng. That is a big No no, you know, bad for the Chi and all.

What you need is CHINESE Ginseng whe you do a Chinese art!!!

Then, instead of going from 400 kicks down to 300, you will be doing 600 kicks in the same amount of time, AND get a big boner.

Now, add some bee pollen to that mix, and you will be doing 700 kicks, get a big boner, AND get a girlfreind!!! :D

Just be careful, 'cause you'll have so much "Staying" power, that you will need a girlfeind with a hot sister, or at least some "open minded" friends :eek:

[ricksitterly]

I think I could have done more kicks, but I just didn't feel like it...
I was too interested in my new big b0ners!! hmm..... will chinese ginseng really get me a girlfriend?? Maybe that's why I keep hooking up with sl uts . **** that korean ginseng!!!! They should put a warning on the bottle:

This product will give you bigger b0ners, but you will only meet tramps and have one night stands when you go out. WARNING If the contents of this bottle run out, run to your nearest health store and buy more, contact a poison control center immidiately, or risk getting a normal sized b0ner again. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA, and does not claim to treat, cure, or prevent any bon.. um disease

[Former castleva]

Koreans do have traditions and cultivation of gingseng equal to that of Chinese.

[Royal Dragon]

Koreans do have traditions and cultivation of gingseng equal to that of Chinese.

Reply]
That's because Korean Ginseng, and Chinese Ginseng are the exact same plant.


I was mearly poking fun at the use of a Korean Ginseng to do a Chinese art. It was racial humuor. ;)

[dezhen2001]

i wouldnt take too much ginseng as too much like any other medication can be harmful... i htink specifically the kidneys or liver... maybe a tcm person could tell more :)

dawood

[Black Jack]

Hello gents,

Just for the record, ginseng is not all the same in function or format, by this I mean the American Ginseng (Panax quinquefolium) when compared to the more identical Panax Ginseng's of Korea, China and Siberia.

By the beginning of the sixteenth century, supplies of wild ginseng were growing scarce, so the Chinese were forced to look for other sources, they found an almost identical plant in America, a plant used by the Native Americans or its own medicinal qualities. The Iroquois call it "man plant" and used it for a lot of the same reasons as the Chinese, as a general tonic, the Mohawk and Cherokee used the root for cramps, the Potawatomi used ginseng to mask the unpleasent tastes of other medicines, the Alabamans took ginseng for stomach pains, nausea, and used it to pack wounds, the Creeks used it to fight bronchial desease and fever, the Menominee used it to stimulate mental capacity, the Pawnee used is as a sexual aid.

By 1748, the Jesuits were selling tons of American ginseng in China for the then very large price of five dollars a pound.

I have been told that American ginseng is a "cooler" alternative to Chinese ginseng for persons who have have blood pressure and it may also hold reward for those who have type 2 Diabetes, like the Asian ginseng's it is a adaptogen, the primary components called ginsenosides stimulate the immune system, fight fatigue and fight stress, like Chinese ginseng its also helps restore sex drive, and grant overall good health and well being.

Be carefull with ginseng in one regard, there is a syndrome called ginseng abuse syndrome which can occur for certain individuals who take ginseng for long terms, and in doses over 15 grams per day, that is a pretty hard number to hit though. I take my botanical supplements in a standardized method through tablets and capsules, that way I know for a 100% fact that I am getting a set dose of the primary compound every single time.

Right now I am on a middle dose, taking 500 mg of Korean ginseng, guaranteed to have a minimum 5% ginsenosides, prepared from mature 6-year old roots of the Araliaceae genus and imported directly from the republic of Korea, though I also use products that have a minimum 15% ginsenosides.

[ricksitterly]

Products that have a minimum of 15% ginsenosides you say ? Really? That's sounds like a really sincere response from someone knowlegable about their supplements. I salute you. ..... But you see, sir, all I care about is WHICH ONE WILL GIVE ME THE BIGGEST B0NER!!!!! But you still didn't help me that now did you...

[joedoe]

Originally posted by ricksitterly
Products that have a minimum of 15% ginsenosides you say ? Really? That's sounds like a really sincere response from someone knowlegable about their supplements. I salute you. ..... But you see, sir, all I care about is WHICH ONE WILL GIVE ME THE BIGGEST B0NER!!!!! But you still didn't help me that now did you...

Problem is that even with ginseng your biggest boner can only be seen through an electron microscope :D

[Laughing Cow]

ricksitterly.

Big Boner = poor Kung fu

It isn't the size that matters, but how much you can make her squirm on it.

:D :D

Better retake Sex-ed 101.
:p

[dezhen2001]

the KFO evolution of threads never fails :D

dawood

[ricksitterly]

I wish I COULD re-take sex ed!!There were some hot girls in that class. They didnt put me in sex ed till my senior year of high school... those b@stards. Rest assured, if I WAS in that class again I would definetly raise my hand and tell them about ginseng and then turn to the girl sitting next to me and slap her with my throbbing ginseng b0ner.

[Serpent]

That would surely impress her.

[ricksitterly]

She would probably immidiately go and order a bottle of ginseng...right after ordering a restraining order

[An jie]

Its got to be an Albany, New York thing
Have you been drinking Hudson water, there are some strange things in that water

[ricksitterly]

Shup anjie... or you might end up getting slapped in the face with a throbbing ginseng B0nER !

[Laughing Cow]

Pity. when you need to rely on artifical aids like "ginseng" for things that should come naturally.

No wonder those poor guys are single, but in the long we are better of with them not being part of the gene-pool.

Natural selection and all.
;) :p

[Royal Dragon]

American Ginseng and Chinese Ginseng are actual Ginseng plant.

Siberian Ginseng is not actually Ginseng. It's abush, not a root. Siberian Ginseng has "Similar" effects as the real thing, but the adaptgen effect is rather mild compared to real Ginseng, but it is much more tonicy or stimulating than the real thing. It is often mixed with American Ginseng to make it simulate a hotter Chinese Ginseng.

Siberian Ginseng is also often used to replace Mahuang as an athletic stimulant as it is almost as powerfull, but has less negative effects.

[ricksitterly]

what is all this crap your talking about... not ONCE did you mention anything about the BONER effect. That's the only benefit that matters

[Royal Dragon]

The hotter the Ginseng, the bigger th bonner.

Siberian Ginseng (which is not Ginseng at all) may give the biggest bonner because it is the hottest.

[Repulsive Monkey]

the hotter it is and the more you rely on it the weaker the Kidneys and LIver gets and then it no more mr boner for you. Even if this this whole thread weas started by a deirisibly hoax like first message, there are dangers in taking too much Ginseng. It has a heating quality and if there is already latent heat in the body or a Yin Xu condition then it will spell trouble and there will be avery little fun to be had.

[dezhen2001]

thanks for the clarification RM :)

dawood

[guohuen]

This topic has bean beaten to death. (pun intended) On a more possitive note, Black Jack is back!

[Black Jack]

Whats up Guohuen,

Just stopping in and checking out you old cusses.:D

Hope you all have been well.

[ewallace]

Where have you been Black Jack?

[Black Jack]

Just caught up in work, trying to find training time, family life and having fun.

I got engaged last month.

[Former castleva]

Any liquid,in excessive amounts can be hard on the kidneys,and in that manner it may also cause sexual impotence.

[ewallace]

Congrats on the enagagement BJ.

[Black Jack]

If we are talking about bonners than I would skip the ginseng and take a look at Yohimbe. Yohimbe bark/supplements are the real deal for getting good dong power, Action Labs has a good product and it can be found in almost any independent health food store.

Yohimbe bark is a source of the alkaloid yohimbine, a drug approved by the FDA for erectile dysfunction, when used alone yohimbine is successful in 34 to 43 percent of cases of impotence.

There is also a prescription form as well as the standard over the counter product. The prescription form being higher in alkaloids than non-standerized products. Yohimbe in certain individuals may cause anxiety and panic attacks due to its caffeine like abilities. Those with kidney problems should stay away from this herb as well.

Other nutritional avenues to help in getting and keeping a uber ****** are essential fatty acids, arginine, kelp, zinc, selenium, vitamin C, vitamin E, DMG, Sarsaparilla, wild yam, pygeum Africanum, saw palmetto, and Muira Puma.

P.S. Thanks ewallace.

[Souljah]

LMAO at this thread.....

rick are u serious?...or did it just make you get a 'fuller' one?

yea congrats bj

[An jie]

Rick , you have indeed reached a high level of the Art of Childish Responses. ( with this I can not argue) Once again, you respond in a way that indicates that you are interested in one aspect only of the herb that you are consuming, hence your inability to learn. The title of your thread in Korean Ginseng and KF training and yet you are so far from the point. It seems safe to assume that, if at this young age you need this sort of thing for the purpose stated, then you will probably end up with blue pills in your hand one day(viagra) Your attitude probably works well with the Albany High girls, but not with the ladies. Once again, lay off the pcb ridden chaser(hudson water) and all things should stabilize. For some one who claims to study the way that you do, it should be clear that good clean kidney energy is what you are lacking.

[fa_jing]

Believe it or not, the Ginko I've been taking to help recover from a head injury, has a similar effect on me. Something about it causing more blood to flow to your extremities...:eek: ;)

Oh, and I agree about Saw Palmetto...

[ricksitterly]

an jie - (you are female right?) - I dont believe I'm lacking in this area. I'm 20 yrs old... and actually I have a boner right now as I'm typing this. They pop up all the time. But as a wise man once said - "Your boners dont belong to you, they belong to your community and for the good of the people". With that in mind, I would like to know where exactly i can get these "blue pills". If you know something about viagra, please share it because I would like a trial on the product. I want to have a boner ALL day long. I would feel more confident going through my day without a huge boner showing through my pants. I want it to be so ridiculous that I have to tape it to my leg before leaving the house.

You obviously have little respect for boners. Do not fear the boner. Having never experienced one, you just dont understand their nature. I dont want a boner for selfish reasons, I want to share the boners with women all over the world ( or at least my neighborhood ). It is a completely selfless act. Were I a selfish man, I would sit home all day and keep my boners to myself.

[morbicid]

I think it would be dangerous if I took ginseng. In my style of kung fu, we recognize the "boner" as just being another body part, and as such we use it as a weapon. For someone like me to have a bigger boner would make me even more dangerous than i already am. I could beat a man to death with my boner if I were to get angry. We have a certain choke move, also, which used the boner to choke the opponent unconscious ( sort of like choking someone with a crow bar). It also feels really good to the guy performing the choke.

[dezhen2001]

what the he|| has happened to this forum? :eek:

dawood

[joedoe]

Troll flood.

[dezhen2001]

d@mn its hard to stay afloat with the flood current man :(

dawood

[Cheese Dog]

A troll flood indeed, but you gotta admit that "Your boners don't belong to you, they belong to your community and for the good of the people" is really funny!:D:D:D

[ricksitterly]

I take back everything I said. I'm keeping my boners to myself. Ungrateful b@stards...

[morbicid]

Boners are totally sweet. If you dont think boners are have REAL ERECT POWER you better get a life right now of they will chop your head off. It seems like an easy choice to me

[tnwingtsun]

I was stationed on South Korea.
After my first rotation off the DMZ me and a buddy jump into a taxi
south bound for Seoul.
We end up in the Itaewon distric,known for its cool street called,
"Hooker hill",its friday night!!

First things first,we both secure three hookers a piece and a hooch to stay the weekend,chump change,hell,this is third world to me and after a long and strange stay on the DMZ,I needed to vent some steam!
Well after picking out our SIX women mamasan says we're going to need some "Scoshe yellows",I knew that "Scoshe" is the Japanese word for "little".
The girls are smiling and chanting "Scoshe yellow" over and over again.
My buddy "Steward" from St.Louis tells me that these are pills that the Korean pharmacys sell,hold on man!
When I got into country the Army showed ya a VD film and told ya to stay the hell out of Korean pharmacys and if ya got caught in one your going to jail,if the Korean police catch ya in one you're going to a Korean jail(those silly Koreans called their jails,"The Monkey House").
Since my buddy from St.Louis is a Military Policeman thats about to go back to the world I figure,what the hell.
"What do these little pills do?",I say,my buddy tells me they give ya a little buzz and a two day boner,with three girls at the same time,thats a good thing to have.
After all,anything that will aid my weekend of drunken debauchery
is good to go for me.
We take our little pills and head out on the town for the night,one hour latter after many beers and Soju,BAM!!!
Boner time and a weird buzz I cannot describe,we knock up a few girls in other houses,party till 11pm and head back up the hill
to our hooch of pleasure.
Stayed up to wee hours in the morning feeling like supermen because we had boners that were intestructible,
wake up the next day,OMG!!!
I had to pee and Mr.boner is still there,well,the only way I could empty my bladder was to get into a push-up position(front-leaning-rest,the Army likes to call it) and hold my head up as far as I could so I didn't get a face full,painful,the girls take us out shopping with our boners intact after they give us a good morning
wake up bath.
Now I don't know how it is these days but back then Seoul was a fun city to be in,got my first taste of dog,didn't feed any to my boner,he could wait,but not long,we strolled by a brutal street fight between some Koreans,we had no fear,we were SuperBoner
round-eyes from hell!
The rest of the weekend was the same song and dance.
We caught a cab and headed north to Camp Howze.
Korean taxies are an experience everyone should take once
in a lifetime,right along with jumping out of planes.
The driver looked like Quasimoto,I was seeing spots and Mr.Boner was still there,hurting like hell ready to go.
We poured ourselfs out of the cab at the front gate and started walking bowlegged towards the MPs,the Korean MPs were doubled over laughing their arses off at us,pointing and holding their packages,yelling,SCOSHE YELLOW!!!!!
Mr.Boner didn't go away until Tuesday.

I don't know what was in those little yellow pills and at that time I was young and too dumb to care,I've heard other people call them "Fringars",I've heard some people say they are for bad colds,jeeze,what a rush,Viagra can't begain to touch these little puppies!!

So if you're in Korea,go visit Iteawon and have the boner of a lifetime!:D

[morbicid]

i'm goin to korea