Serpent threatened me . He wants to test my Kung Fu

[morbicid]

Serpent
Cling to my buttocks!
Originally posted by serpent - "Dude, you think your style is so great?

Meet me by the fountain in the park at Frederick and I'll kick your ass repeatedly until a cop cycles by!

Punk!"



I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE!! I'll meet you any time serpent. You'll be clinging to your own buttocks from the pain of the severe as s kicking i'll give you. Then I'll make friends with you afterwards, just so I can trick you into wanting to have make-up sex and I'll painfully sodomize you with my "dragon's lance" muscle ( my pee pee)!!! You'll be walking funny for weeks! I'll show you how blind dragon kung fu get their mack on.

[dezhen2001]

good for you.

dawood

[eulerfan]

As long as this test doesn't have an essay section, I think you'll do just fine, morbicid.

[Serpent]

So you felt the need to start a new thread, with exactly the same post as the reply in the original thread?

[dezhen2001]

he just had to let everyone know he wants to cling to your buttocks :D

dawood

[Serpent]

Desperate for attention, isn't he.

[Laughing Cow]

I think we need to arrange a match between:

Ricksitterly "I get those Ginseng Boners"

vs

Morbicid "dragon's lance muscle"

Sounds like they are about evenly matched.



















Or not. :D

[joedoe]

Question is: would you want him clinging to your buttocks?

[Serpent]

Actually, I'm fairly selective about who clings there.

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by joedoe
Question is: would you want him clinging to your buttocks?

News Bulletion:

Serpents lack Buttocks!


Suprised nobody has pointed that out so far.

[dezhen2001]

LOL! :D

dawood

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Laughing Cow


News Bulletion:

Serpents lack Buttocks!


Suprised nobody has pointed that out so far.

Aarrgghh! My metaphyical surrealism is revealed!

[Serpent]

Although, if you look really closely, serpents could have little, tiny buttocks. Maybe just a small ridge around the.....

*sigh*

It's a lost cause, huh?

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by Serpent
Although, if you look really closely, serpents could have little, tiny buttocks. Maybe just a small ridge around the.....

*sigh*

It's a lost cause, huh?

Don't worry.

They also lack the "Dragon lance muscle" too.

:D ;)

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Laughing Cow


Don't worry.

They also lack the "Dragon lance muscle" too.

:D ;)

Slander!

[David Jamieson]

It's only slander if you say it in public. However it's libel if you write it. :D

Personally, I think that some of the impetuous posts coming from these guys are just pick up lines.

Hello, It's a KF forum, not a chicken hawk cruising area guys...move along, nothing to see here.

cheers

[Serpent]

Libel!

[dezhen2001]

afaik anyway theres only like 4 gals on kfo and only 1 of them posts regularly... so i would say the chances of picking up are slim to none :D

dawood

[Serpent]

And yet eulerfan is my girl. How smooth am I?

;)

[dezhen2001]

lol likewise... must be the Scot charm and rugged good looks :cool:

dawood

[David Jamieson]

uh, i did say "chicken hawk cruising", so, uh, the pick up lines aren't directed at the girls there dezhen.

ahem, anyway...

cheers

[SifuAbel]

Originally posted by morbicid
[B
Meet me by the fountain in the park at Frederick and I'll kick your ass repeatedly until a cop cycles by! [/B]

Uh correct me if I'm wrong but, Isn't this EXACTLY what ralek would say? Fredrick in the park and so on?

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SifuAbel


Uh correct me if I'm wrong but, Isn't this EXACTLY what ralek would say? Fredrick in the park and so on?

Uh... yeah! Well done SifuAbel, you haven't lost your ability to state the obvious. It's called a parody.

Go back to taking photos of your middle finger. Seems like that's the maximum level of your intellect.

[dezhen2001]

didnt read the post properly oops! :D

dawood

[TaoBoy]

What someone else is gonna beat up Serpent?
Aw c'mon - I've been wanting to smack him upside the head for ages!

Get in line newbie!

:rolleyes:

[diego]

Originally posted by morbicid
Serpent
Cling to my buttocks!
Originally posted by serpent - "Dude, you think your style is so great?

Meet me by the fountain in the park at Frederick and I'll kick your ass repeatedly until a cop cycles by!

Punk!"



I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE!! I'll meet you any time serpent. You'll be clinging to your own buttocks from the pain of the severe as s kicking i'll give you. Then I'll make friends with you afterwards, just so I can trick you into wanting to have make-up sex and I'll painfully sodomize you with my "dragon's lance" muscle ( my pee pee)!!! You'll be walking funny for weeks! I'll show you how blind dragon kung fu get their mack on.

ALL THIS A$$ AND BUTT TALK...YALL FROM THE GOLDEN GATE SF?.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by TaoBoy
What someone else is gonna beat up Serpent?
Aw c'mon - I've been wanting to smack him upside the head for ages!

Get in line newbie!

:rolleyes:

That line's getting quite long, huh!

[ricksitterly]

" I think we need to arrange a match between:

Ricksitterly "I get those Ginseng Boners"

vs

Morbicid "dragon's lance muscle"

Sounds like they are about evenly matched." - originally posted by Laughing Cow


Hey!! LOL. leave me out of this. You know I DO occassionally make serious, valid posts (unlike morbicid). Besides, I dont much wanna be "tricked into make-up sex". Sounds like a strange, kinky scandal.

[SifuAbel]

I wish i could post that again. You seem to deserve it.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent
And yet eulerfan is my girl. How smooth am I?

;)

Margie posts regularly too.. :p

[SevenStar]

Since serpents lack both a dragon lance muscle and a buttocks, what will morbicid cling to?

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by SevenStar
Since serpents lack both a dragon lance muscle and a buttocks, what will morbicid cling to?

You see morbicid uses "Dragon Style", last time I checked Dragons were Serpents too.
So they too lack those Components.

I expect Serpent will just slither away and deliver a deadly lightning fast strike using his poisonous fangs or spit Venom at him.

:D :D

[GeneChing]

How many challenges on this forum wind up to be just chatter? It's like grade school. The real fights happen outside, after school. Challenges on the forum just annoy the real fighters. :p

[ricksitterly]

yeah really..... i am so annoyed right now

[Serpent]

You know, the funny thing is that this never really was a challenge. There was morbicid on another thread somewhere (I can't even remember which thread now) going on about his great style in an obvious troll post.

Just for a laugh I posted about the fountain in Frederick, a la the erstwhile Ralek. Then morbicid started this thread and a lot of you think it's actually a challenge. Except SifuAbel who is simply intellectually challenged and missed the point of both threads.

Funny! :)

[dezhen2001]

got your post count up and a few good laughs tho! :D
it was pretty convincing as a challenge thread judging on the others before.

dawood

[guohuen]

Had a good beat, and it was easy to dance to. I gave it a six.

[SevenStar]

darn, and I wanted to see a fight...

[Serpent]

A six, eh? And that's not me even trying. In fact, I didn't even realise I'd actually challenged anyone. It was just people not getting my Ralek joke. What is this place coming to?!

Maybe I should become a troll!

[Serpent]

Haha! "Become a troll"! Denial or what?

:D

[PHILBERT]

I don't know whats scarier, the buttocks thing or the fact he said you and him will have make up sex.

[Chang Style Novice]

That was only mediocre. Try challenging Volcano Admim. I'll bet that one would be way more entertaining.

[SevenStar]

The make up sex thing, IMHO

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SevenStar
The make up sex thing, IMHO

Yeah, I'm with that.

Volcano Admin, eh?

[GeneChing]

ooooh, now I'm really annoyed. :mad:

[Serpent]

I could challenge you if you like, Gene.

Truck pulling contest, Master Tu style?