Yo Mama

[MightyB]

The KFO forum has been so boring today that I decided to send a message to all-o-you...

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.


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Step on up...

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

[MightyB]

Cowards!
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Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.

[Suntzu]

yo mamma got 1 leg and they call her Ilean…

yo mamma got a mouth right here and a mouth right there and she eat like this (if u seen Def Comedy Jam u know what I mean)

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

[Nevermind]

Yo' mama's so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran out there with a bowl!

Yo' mama's so dumb, I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went outside to look!

Yo' mama's so fat, she used to walk in the classroom and sit next to everybody! :D

[Losttrak]

Yo momma is soo fat, if she jumped up... she'd get stuck!

[red5angel]

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

[red5angel]

whose mom are we talking about anyway?:confused:

[MightyB]

Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on.

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the b_itch died.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so nasty, Secret told on her

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama breath so stank, when she exhales her teeth duck.

[MightyB]

Yo mama like a toilet. She's white, stinky, and full-o-shi_t.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so black, she has to put on a white glove to eat a tootsie roll.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand.

[shaolin kungfu]

Yo mama's like a used bicycle, everyone's had a ride.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at seaworld.

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.

[Golden Arms]

Why do you guys keep talking about my mom? :D

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on lay-a-way.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

[Water Dragon]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so dirty, she gets ring around the collar when she wears tank tops.

[cogg]

Yo mommas so fat her blood types ragu!

[Suntzu]

ya mamma got a wooden leg wit real feet...

[shaolin kungfu]

Yo mama's so, stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.

[desertwingchun2]

yo mamas teeth so bad - looks like they're thowin up gang signs

[Nevermind]

Alright, alright, guys! Let's just get off of "mamas", ok? Cuz'.....umm...I just got off of yours! :D

[Serpent]

Your momma's so fat I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Your momma's so fat, I burned my ass on the light bulb.

Your momma's so fat she got smaller fat women orbitting her ass.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama smells like hot as$ on a cold day.

[ewallace]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell out of bed and went straight to hell.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she walked by the YMCA she said "look, someone spelled Macy's wrong".

[MightyB]

I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.

[Serpent]

Your momma so fat, she turned around and her ass passed through three zip codes.

[tsunami surfer]

your mama is so short you can see her feet in her drivers license photo

[CrippledAvenger]

yo momma so loose she sits on a bar stool and falls straight to the floor!

yo momma's snatch is so dry the crabs carry canteens!

;)

[SevenStar]

I saw yo mamma staring at an empty orange juice carton. I asked what she was doing, and she said "Making Orang juice. It says MADE FROM CONCENTRATE"

[SevenStar]

yo mamma's so ignant she tip toes past the medicine chest because she doesn't wanna wake up the sleeping pills

[SevenStar]

yo mamma's like a doorknob; everyone gets a turn

[Serpent]

Yo momma is so dirty when the Colonel yelled, "Hit the dirt!" everyone punched yo momma.

[Serpent]

Your momma so hairy you almost died of carpet burns when you were born.

[CrippledAvenger]

yo momma so stupid, she crammed for a drug test!

[Chang Style Novice]

Ever see "The Excorcist" run on network TV?

"Your mother knits socks in hell!"

or Blue Velvet?

"Heineken? Freak that shoot! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

[desertwingchun2]

- Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell"hey cool-aid!"

- Yo mama so fat, when she wears her purple moo moo kids call her Grimmace

[CrippledAvenger]

Blue Velvet gave me nightmares, with or without censoring. Dennis Hopper on laughing gas.

Ugh.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by desertwingchun2
- Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell"hey cool-aid!"

- Yo mama so fat, when she wears her purple moo moo kids call her Grimmace

Do either of these make sense to anyone?

[shaolin kungfu]

If you've ever seen a kool-aide commercial you'd know that the kool-aide character is a six foot tall, 300 pound pitcher of red kool-aide. Grimace is an amazingly fat purple character from mcdonalds. By the way, did you know that...

Yo mama is so bald, she took a shower and got brain washed.

[Serpent]

Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
If you've ever seen a kool-aide commercial you'd know that the kool-aide character is a six foot tall, 300 pound pitcher of red kool-aide. Grimace is an amazingly fat purple character from mcdonalds. By the way, did you know that...

Yo mama is so bald, she took a shower and got brain washed.

Right! So it's an American advertising thing. I assumed it was something like that. We don't have Kool-Aid and, although we have McD's (Arrrghh, spit on them!), we have no amazingly fat purple character!

BTW:

Your moma so old she ****s out dust.

[shaolin kungfu]

What kind of world do we live in when children around the world are deprived of the wisdom and knowledge of america's most beloved fat purple thing. And in case you didn't already know...

Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.

[Serpent]

Yo momma's lips are so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray.

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Serpent


Right! So it's an American advertising thing. I assumed it was something like that. We don't have Kool-Aid and, although we have McD's (Arrrghh, spit on them!), we have no amazingly fat purple character!

BTW:

Your moma so old she ****s out dust.

You don't have Kool-Aid??!??! What a deprived country...

[SevenStar]

ya mamma's so stupid she shakes and gyrates violently before opening chocalate milk because the carton says "shake well before using"

[Serpent]

No man. What's it like?

[Serpent]

Yo momma so loose, after I screwed her I looked inside and saw a guy sitting in a chair smoking a cigar. With his whole family there.

[shaolin kungfu]

Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossesed her card board box.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

[MightyB]

Yo mama so greasy, her baby pictures look like this:

[Kristoffer]

aaahww jesus--- :D

[shaolin kungfu]

Unfortunately serpent, no one can be tolled what kool-aid is. They have to see it for themselves.

kool-aid (http://www.kraftfoods.com/templates/brand.jhtml?main=/brands/ka/kaIndex&wf=809) :cool:

[shaolin kungfu]

In case th link didn't work, go here

www.kool-aid.com

[45degree fist]

your mommas so fat jesus couldnt lift her soul.


Your Mommas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job Application.


Your Mommas so poor she cant pay attention

[45degree fist]

Forgot one

Your Mommas so ugly people rub branches on her face to make ugly sticks, to hit you with.

[shaolin kungfu]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

Yo mama's so fat, highway patrol made her wear a "caution wide turn" sign.

[CrippledAvenger]

Yo momma's so fugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo momma's so fugly they push her face in the dough to make gorilla cookies.

[MightyB]

Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.

Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the $2 sex!