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Royal Dragon
02-06-2003, 01:59 PM
Think about it, he's the only one to have ever actully SEEN Ralek right?? Could Ralek be his Alter Troll Ego??? :p

ShaolinTiger00
02-06-2003, 02:00 PM
LOL !

fa_jing
02-06-2003, 02:02 PM
I was wondering for a while since people brought it up - after all he's the only one to have supposedly seen Ralek, providing the perfect cover - but some of his recent comments have lead me to believe otherwise, also I think it unlikely that he could have planned all that without anyone catching on. I'm voting no.

Golden Arms
02-06-2003, 02:03 PM
Dont put it out of the realms of possibility :) Either way, he seems to know a good amount about sanshou and no nonsense/no bs training, which is cool with me..

lkfmdc
02-06-2003, 02:19 PM
he CAN'T be ralek

why you ask?

BECAUSE I AM RALEK (evil laughter immediately to follow)

ok, not really, but I'm bored today

norther practitioner
02-06-2003, 02:27 PM
Thats way too much time and effort for one person.....
and guys, its been like a year since that guy has posted.

Royal Dragon
02-06-2003, 03:12 PM
That's because I fugured out his true identity. If you remeber right, the last time I mentioned Shaolin Tiger was Ralek was coincidentally the same time as Ralek's last post!!!!!

LEGEND
02-06-2003, 03:40 PM
I am Ralek!

PHILBERT
02-06-2003, 03:47 PM
Gah! Way to go, Ralek will return now that his name has been mentioned.

old jong
02-06-2003, 03:49 PM
This idea came to my mind when Shaolin and Ralek/Rolls/whatever both....:rolleyes: posted the same story about their...:rolleyes: presumed fight near the pound...:rolleyes: in the very same narrative writing style.
I dont know if those threads are still available on the forum but they would prove very interresting to read again with the times passed.
The fact that a poster seems to be knowledgable in something will never be a proof of anything.Trolls can find valuable infos and use them to look the way they want on the internet.They live on the attention and reactions they get.

Golden Arms
02-06-2003, 03:59 PM
Ralek is such an awesome name..it just Rolls off the tongue. ;) Ok, well I am saying its definately possible, and if so, just be glad because now you know one of two things: 1)whos a$$ to kick if you want to beat down Ralek and it turns out to be him, or 2) that Shaolin Tiger has a good sense of humor, because those posts about training from playing videogames and new styles based off the latest gracie cd-roms, as well as saying things like "I never racist against chinese" just show how funny that dude was when you were not thinking about killing him.

morbicid
02-06-2003, 04:07 PM
I've looked up some of his posts -- he was before my time on this forum so I never got to actually communicate with him. Very funny guy though. He reminds me of.... me? Well kinda, more like he reminds me of my friends I had in high school. Waitaminute.. what friends.....

morbicid
02-06-2003, 04:08 PM
I liked his post about how bullets have serial numbers that you can trace back to the user.... or something like that

Royal Dragon
02-06-2003, 04:11 PM
If I had time, Id' TTT a bunch of Ralek's posts to the top so we could re enjoy them.

the funny part about him, is he was trolling on multitudes of forums over a really long time. I miss that kid *snif*snif* * tear* tear*

Chang Style Novice
02-06-2003, 04:14 PM
Shaolin Tiger 00's a pretty sharp guy. Sharp enough to invent a persona and troll with it for over a year, then come back to it every once in a while when he's bored? Maybe. But I don't think he's got that much time on his hands.

I say no.

Morbicid may be Ralek, though.

Golden Arms
02-06-2003, 04:20 PM
What we really need to do is cross reference Raleks posting with the Sanshou schedule of tournemants that ST fought in during that time..cause I know from experience that the last bit before a fight is a busy busy time, and you would probably have much less forum activity during those times ;) Who wants to be detective?

joedoe
02-06-2003, 09:26 PM
It is interesting that you never seem to see them together :D

Serpent
02-06-2003, 09:32 PM
In fact, we've never seen them at all!

joedoe
02-06-2003, 09:33 PM
Good point :D

yenhoi
02-06-2003, 09:35 PM
How can ST00 be Ralek?

old jong still is Ralek, nothing has changed.



:eek:

Merryprankster
02-06-2003, 09:37 PM
If ST00 is Ralek, I'm Eulerfan.

Serpent
02-06-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by Merryprankster
If ST00 is Ralek, I'm Eulerfan.

No way, dude, I've seen your pic. You do not have the curves to be eulerfan!

morbicid
02-06-2003, 09:46 PM
hmm... um... eulerfan is cool. yeah. i never had anything against eulerfan. u guys shouldnt be talking about eulerfan like that.

Xebsball
02-06-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Merryprankster
If ST00 is Ralek, I'm Eulerfan.

Blasphemy!!!

FatherDog
02-06-2003, 09:54 PM
Nobody in here has had anything against eulerfan.

Not that a lot of 'em wouldn't like to...


:eek: :D

morbicid
02-06-2003, 09:57 PM
heheh no comment

Xebsball
02-06-2003, 10:01 PM
morbicid i got yo number son, i foresee who you truly are!

Serpent
02-06-2003, 10:02 PM
Well done, Xebby.

Now back off of eulerfan or I'm gonna have to get medieval.

morbicid
02-06-2003, 10:10 PM
nah u have no idea who i em xebby. FOOL!!!! mwahahaha. what do u guys think of my picture tho? is pink my color or what

Xebsball
02-06-2003, 10:11 PM
morbicid i hate you :(

morbicid
02-06-2003, 10:17 PM
ur just jealous cuz i know how to sport a two-two while drunk

eulerfan
02-06-2003, 10:22 PM
Don't mess with my tu-tu
don't mess with my tu-tu
if you want to something
something something
but don't mess with my tu-tu


Ya'll remember that sh!t?

What were the lyrics?

Xebsball
02-06-2003, 10:28 PM
ive no idea what a two-two is. you are a bad person :(

Serpent
02-06-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Don't mess with my tu-tu
don't mess with my tu-tu
if you want to something
something something
but don't mess with my tu-tu


Ya'll remember that sh!t?

What were the lyrics?

I remember vaguely, but I think my brain is trying to protect me from total recall.

Royal Dragon
02-06-2003, 10:33 PM
Ah hell, never mind :eek:

Laughing Cow
02-06-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Xebsball
ive no idea what a two-two is. you are a bad person :(

Morbicid in Pink >>> Tutu <<< (http://www.365jokeplace.com/Pics/SSRTMPLT.asp?sorder=32&cat=Sports)

Better lay of those Frito's.
;) :D

eulerfan
02-06-2003, 10:39 PM
Well, the suspense is officially killing me.

Laughing Cow
02-06-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by eulerfan
Well, the suspense is officially killing me.

Follow the Link to the magic Pic.

:D

Serpent
02-06-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Laughing Cow


Morbicid in Pink >>> Tutu <<< (http://www.365jokeplace.com/Pics/SSRTMPLT.asp?sorder=32&cat=Sports)

Better lay of those Frito's.
;) :D

That is so wrong.

Laughing Cow
02-06-2003, 10:49 PM
Next we need a pic of eulerfan in the same outfit.

;) :)

Serpent
02-06-2003, 10:51 PM
That would not be wrong.

morbicid
02-06-2003, 10:57 PM
this is me in my tutu...

me in my tutu (http://www.angelfire.com/comics/backwards/tutu.jpg) !!!!


how dare you compare me to a sumo!!! the truth is ugly enough. but since i posted that , i agree with laughing cow about the eulerfan thing

Laughing Cow
02-06-2003, 11:02 PM
My Eyes, my eyes.

I will have nightmares after seeing that for years to come.

j/k.

;)

Mr Punch
02-06-2003, 11:15 PM
My friend says that Japanese people won't say ****roach cos if they do one will appear...

Sssh!

But WTF are people talkin about saying the haven't seen R***k in over a year???! They don't look very hard... his last post was 7th Jan this year...! No wonder you people missed my goddam birthday!








BTW. Morbicid is Stacey.
Now wait, is that :p , :D , ;) , :eek: or :mad: ?

morbicid
02-07-2003, 12:17 AM
hmm... this should be fun. Maybe I'll leave a few more hints about my "alter ego" identity and see if u guys can figure it out...that is, if i have one at all

Merryprankster
02-07-2003, 06:43 AM
Ah, you got the lyrics wrong I'm afraid. It's a zydeco song, I think.

Don't mess with my toot-toot
Don't mess with my toot-toot
You can have the other woman,
But don't mess with my toot-toot.
(something in Creole French)

You can look as much,
But if you much as touch,
You gonna have yourself a case,
I'm gonna break your face.

Don't mess with my toot-toot, etc.

MightyB
02-07-2003, 07:26 AM
...Ralek will come back. It worked for Tinker Bell in Peter Pan.

Or maybe you have to say Ralek outloud like 3 times in a dark room while on KFO to get him back.

---

ST can't be Ralek, he hasn't expressed any gay fantacies about being with Royce... yet

---

Where the Heck is Ralek? I actually miss his posts.

eulerfan
02-07-2003, 07:31 AM
Yes! Thank you. I seem to remember an accordian factoring heavily into the song so I'm sure you're right about the zydeco.

Do you know the difference between cajun and creole? I'm from New Orleans and I was about 20 before somebody explained it to me exactly what the difference was. I'm still, armed with this understanding, unsure of when to use cajun and when to use creole.

Losttrak
02-07-2003, 07:38 AM
Hell yeah.. i rem that song... Worked at a cajun restaurant when i was younger. I always thought it had some sort of lewd meaning to it. Need to find out from a local what the heck a toot-toot is... rather than the obvious meaning that comes to mind.

ShaolinTiger00
02-07-2003, 07:43 AM
I probably find this more entertaining than any of you. :)

lkfmdc
02-07-2003, 07:56 AM
once and for all people, I am Ralek!!!!!!!!!!!!

now go on with your lives

ShaolinTiger00
02-07-2003, 08:05 AM
Hey Ralek, when are you going to respond to my email?

A ninja needs to know these things.

lkfmdc
02-07-2003, 08:11 AM
oh yeah, it is sitting on gym computer, I guess I should answer it :)

answers to all your questions,

yes, no, no, yes, maybe, "C"

Budokan
02-07-2003, 08:13 AM
Last rumor I heard Rolls attended a local NAMBLA convention as their "boy toy" and was never heard from again. Either that or he glued himself with his spunk to his UFC #2 tape and his bed sheets and is unable to move, mummified as he is with his dried spunk and all....

Royal Dragon
02-07-2003, 08:27 AM
I wonder if a Kung Fu guy kicked his ass???

Felipe Bido
02-07-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Royal Dragon
I wonder if a Kung Fu guy kicked his ass???


Or a Kung Fu girl...

dezhen2001
02-07-2003, 09:04 AM
u really think ralek could get a gal to come that close to him felipe? :D

dawood

Felipe Bido
02-07-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by dezhen2001
u really think ralek could get a gal to come that close to him felipe? :D


BUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Merryprankster
02-07-2003, 10:30 AM
Cajun is a corruption of Acadian. The Cajuns are actually long lost French Canadians, as I understand it. However, they are much cheerier than the latter, and have far better food.

Cajun food tends to be simpler, and more "down home."

Creole is a "city thing." Creole is a generic term for any new world French based/influenced culture with other stuff thrown in. In Louisians, it tends more to refer to a sort of "more refined," cuisine. Shrimp Creole, for instance, would be an obviously "creole," dish, whereas jambalaya is pretty clearly "low-class." Heck, jambalaya (the word) is a mix of African words and French grammar structure! :D