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joedoe
02-06-2003, 09:40 PM
In the great tradition of the Ultimate Streetfight threads I & II, here is Ultimate Streetfight III.

The idea is to add your own bit to the story and keep it going.

Here are the rules:
1) You may only post the completion of the previous line, plus the start of the next line.
2) All posts should end with '...'
3) You may not post twice in a row
4) Have fun :)

I will start the story:


I was walking down the road one day when a Good Grappler(tm) confronted me and tried to steal my lunch money. I replied by ...
Serpent
02-06-2003, 09:46 PM
...laughing in his face. He said, ...
joedoe
02-06-2003, 09:49 PM
... 90% of fights go to the ground. He then attempted a ...
morbicid
02-06-2003, 09:50 PM
... sneaky kiss on me, but I countered with a...
Xebsball
02-06-2003, 09:53 PM
... nutbar. Helpless he screamed...
joedoe
02-06-2003, 09:56 PM
... "How the hell did you get a nutbar on me when I can't even find my nuts?????". I laughed maniacally and said ...
Serpent
02-06-2003, 09:56 PM
...like a girl. "Royce, Royce! Save me!"...

EDIT: Ooops, double post with Joe!
joedoe
02-06-2003, 10:02 PM
The Spirit of Royce (tm) appeared in a burst of white light. He reached out and ...
SevenStar
02-06-2003, 10:05 PM
...CHOKED him out. Just as the Good Grappler's (TM) body went limp...
morbicid
02-06-2003, 10:15 PM
...a small gremlin birthed out of the grapplers butt, assumed a fighting stance, and said...
Merryprankster
02-06-2003, 10:18 PM
"This story, this thread, and this fight, have already SERIOUSLY caught 'the gay.'"
prana
02-06-2003, 10:29 PM
guys from the sheep shaggers
joedoe
02-06-2003, 10:52 PM
then passed it onto Merryprankster. As a result, Merryprankster ...
Merryprankster
02-07-2003, 06:45 AM
Left, not wishing to catch the severe gay that seemed to be going around.
Losttrak
02-07-2003, 07:45 AM
..and strangely this "gay" going around seems to be affecting peoples ability to type "..." and to leave incomplete sentences! This does not bode well as...
Former castleva
02-07-2003, 09:11 AM
And some peeps were getting emotional...
joedoe
02-09-2003, 07:13 PM
the thread started to die. Fortunately I appeared on the scene to revive it, then suddenly ...

:D
old jong
02-09-2003, 07:26 PM
...somewhere in Japan,a mountain started to crumble and from under it appeared the son of the famous monster...:eek:
Royal Dragon
02-09-2003, 07:45 PM
..with a big lollypop...
joedoe
02-09-2003, 07:48 PM
Ralek/Rolls/Josh. "I am Ralek, hear me roll" he cried as he proceeded to ...
Royal Dragon
02-09-2003, 07:58 PM
..take one lick of the lollypop...
old jong
02-09-2003, 08:00 PM
...in the meantimes, Helio was reaching for his teeth in the glass beside his bed and...
joedoe
02-09-2003, 08:09 PM
... slipped out of bed and put himself in a triangle choke. He tried to call for help but all he ended up doing was ...
old jong
02-11-2003, 06:46 PM
...Making a mess in his pyjamas....In the meantimes,Rolls/ralek/josh oo /whatever was watching his ufcIII tape while...
Xebsball
02-11-2003, 06:57 PM
...Rickson sodomised 2 pigs at the same time...
Royal Dragon
02-11-2003, 07:18 PM
...as a school girl with pig tales and the age of consent prances gaylie in the background...
Arhat of Fury
02-11-2003, 07:19 PM
singin I WANNA SLEEP WITH MICHAEL JACKSON and just then,......
shaolin kungfu
02-11-2003, 07:40 PM
...the pale one appeared and attempted a moonwalk to impress her, but couldn't because...
prana
02-11-2003, 07:53 PM
... his nose accidentally dropped on the dance floor...
joedoe
02-11-2003, 07:53 PM
He is actually Royce Gracie. In horror, he ...
prana
02-11-2003, 07:56 PM
... charges in between Roll's ...
shaolin kungfu
02-11-2003, 07:57 PM
... choked himself out, helio arrived and started to...
shaolin kungfu
02-11-2003, 07:57 PM
oops, little late with the last one