MA pick up lines

[norther practitioner]

Gotta do a new cheesy martial arts pick up line thread.


Hey baby, wanna check out my broadsword, I was told I have a beautiful stroke.


and the oldy but goody

I have an excellent staff form, its pretty long too, wanna see?

[norther practitioner]

That's not all I can do with my Chi
You wanna help me create our own two person form?
Wanna see my exibition form?

[KC Elbows]

I can conserve my jing for days.

(unfortunately, to prove this, you must then say 'no, I am conserving my jing, not too popular with the ladies.:D )

My sticky hands is unparalleled(okay, this will just get you laughed at, but that's better than spit at)

And of course, once these lines all fail, you can comfort yourself with the knowledge that you were born to weild a staff.:D

[ewallace]

Care to hold my baoding balls?

[KC Elbows]

I thought you'd never ask.:eek: :D

[Losttrak]

I "Hung Gar" for your sweet loving?


I teach a grappling art from the FuKien Yu Province. Shall we proceed from the mount position?


*dies from overwhelming cheesiness*

[Losttrak]

They call me "Three Tracks in the Tatami..." ?????

[Mr.Binx]

I'd be afraid to go out with any of the girls in my mantis class... you know female mantids rip off the head of their mates during sex, right? <*CRiNGe*>

[norther practitioner]

Yeah, unless you are planning on a relationship, I wouldn't date anyone from the school (it gets ugly if you forget to call, and you match up the next sparring class.)
I mean not that I've ever done that or anything...

[ricksitterly]

you could always give her a grappling challenge(these are better without clothes involved):

"okay... put me in your guard and we'll work from there"

"i'm gonna lay on my back and you can put me in the full mounted position... over and over again"

"alright i'm gonna try to escape your guard.... aw f*ck it, lets screw"


lol @ northern practitioner... u know that actually happened to me. I was dating this girl at my tkd school (I was 16) and tried to break up with her, but it slipped my mind that i would have to see her at sparring class within a week. of coarse, the instructor (unaware of our "thing") matched us up against each other, and she beat my as$ cause i felt too guilty to put up a fight :)

[Kristoffer]

My staff form shows good penetration power
LOL

Is it just me or is the old movie *Big trouble in litte China* kinda dirty :D

[SevenStar]

Thanks to xingyi, my drilling technique is awesome. Care to see?

[chen zhen]

"Wanna practice the naked strangle with me?"

A Tai-Chi practicioner pick-up line: Wanna see the application of " Golden C0ck stands on one leg" at my place?:p

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

im gonna punch you in the face.

stupid cu nt.

[Sho]

Want me to teach you the Whirling Staff of Liberation? :rolleyes:

[ricksitterly]

"i'm gonna punch you in the face.

stupid cu nt" -originally posted by gunned down atrocity


lol that's brilliant. i should use that one the mall lmao

[SevenStar]

CMA guy cross training with bjj girl:

"I'll show you my staff form if you show me your triangle choke"

[Mr.Binx]

If you're on Kazaa and have broadband do a video search for Crouching Woman, Hidden Boner and give it a look if you haven't already. It's f00kin' hilarious! If all porn was that cool I would be a porn star. I seriously want to learn that Invincible Wheel kung fu technique... :eek:

[TaoBoxer]

"Excuse me Miss....Your Chi is being blocked at Conception Vessel 1.... If I massage it I can save your life........"

[Royal Dragon]

Mr.Binx, I found a copy of Crouching Woman hidden Boner here- ------> http://domi.co.uk/stuff/

You guys should check out the rest of that site, it's frik'n hysterical!!!:eek: :D :)

[quiet man]

If I told you that you have a beautiful arm bridge would you hold it against me?

[The Willow Sword]

" yes i know real good womens self defense techniques" " Here let me show you what happens when i grab you here".

They never seem to want to get out of that hold at all,its always "ok wait a minute let me get the feel of this first. ;) :D

Many respects,,TWS