A video I made starring people from KFO...

[PHILBERT]

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=823348

Before anyone watches it, its a joke and not to be taken seriously with the views I've made towards people in the clip. Hehe. Sorry it sucks, it only let me do 3 scenes.

[Laughing Cow]

You left the most important person out:

Philbert.

[PHILBERT]

I feel that a director should not appear in his own productions but rather stand back and direct the production.

Come to think of it, when I was a senior and directed a play for theatre (took me 3 years of studying, oh b.s. I slept in class and still got to direct) I had to play the role of the cop who eats alot because the person who played the cop dropped out of school.

Maybe I'll do a sequel starring me and Wendy's little sister.

[rubthebuddha]

why is the black guy the only one who's smoking out?

ah well. other than that, and one other big flaw, it all turned out well (and yes, my girlfriend is rather attractive :D).

that big flaw? i have no hair. every five days, it's me and the clippers on the shortest setting with no guard. those flowing locks? leave them to a hippy like gene. ;)

[PHILBERT]

Well...there was pretty much only one black guy to choose from I think, and one blonde guy. You were either gonna look like Fabio, or Chris Kirkpatrick (http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/0858-nsy/kirkpat3.ick) of 'N Sync. I decided to IM you and ask what your hair color was.

When I was originally creating characters, I tried to create them either A.) What they look like by the best choices on the list (Gene, Margie minus the purple and bent neck) or how I viewed them jokingly (Ryu and you). In the case of 7* I didn't have much a choice.

And this is my 1000th post.

[rubthebuddha]

i'll take fabio, because at least he has some pipes to work with.

of course, all those muscles and hair couldn't protect him from malicious fowl (http://bahscumbug.sunsetd.com/haans/goosys.jpg).

[Starchaser107]

philbert that was cool, very funny

[Souljah]

why is the black guy the only one who's smoking out?

COS ITS SNOOOOOP DOOOOGG
lol

[Crimson Phoenix]

LOL snoop dogg rules (biaaaaatch!)

[Felipe Bido]

How did you find such an accurate depiction of Ralek?

Good work

[Former castleva]

LOL
Very good,I wish it would give one more freedom for creativity though.

[ShaolinTiger00]

for accuracy Ralek drove a tiny white car, I think it was a Ford Fiesta? very comical as he was 6'-7...

[Robinf]

:p

Nice job.

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
for accuracy Ralek drove a tiny white car, I think it was a Ford Fiesta? very comical as he was 6'-7...

Well, I do not remember you and him having a fight set up, all I remember was the one between him and that Southern Mantis guy. He said he was driving a Chevrolet Cavalier that day and was waiting for him blah blah blah. So thats why I used it in the clip. I can't recall exactly what he said though or how it went so I just made up some stuff.

[Fen]

Nice vid Phil.....RTB, nice mullet!! Very 80's!!

~Jason:D

[Former castleva]

I´m interested in making a flick too,any peeps want to "starr"?
Anyone? :cool:

[prana]

dats funny. Nice job ! :) :D

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i want to be raping a corpse in your movie.

i want to be raping a corpse right now.

[GeneChing]

That was hilarious. I'm so honored. But I would have rather been cast as the smoking black guy. Anyone who really knows me knows that I'm a closet rasta. ;)

[M_ArtsMargie]

ya really...I dont take a bath with just anybody. he he he:D j/p

[SevenStar]

I didn't see this until just now.

<snoop>
on tha rizzl, that shi!t was hella phat, fa shizzl
</snoop>

beeyotch!

all except for rtb making kissy lips at me... That was disturbing

[PHILBERT]

SevenStar, sorry man that was the only blonde on there and I can't control the kissing lips.

Gene, I was trying to get things about people on KFO that are somewhat popular. Everyone views Ralek as a troll, so I chose the little dwarf/troll guy. When someone here asks something like "Where can I find a good pair of martial arts shoes" or "videos on Shaolin", etc. you post a link the Martial Arts Mart.

As for Ryu, I saw the guy in there who looked like a womanizer and Ryu is always talking about women on here. I just needed a woman, and Margie came to mind. :p

[yenhoi]

Then how do you explain that freaky 7*??

:eek:

[GeneChing]

I got the joke and totally appreciate the caracature. My only problem was with the character you cast as me. I would much rather have been the snoop doggy dog character.

Got qi GIRLS GONE WILD!!!

Now we're talking ;)

[M_ArtsMargie]

Thanks Ryu.

:rolleyes:

Got qi?

[Xebsball]

Hey Bizarro, whatever happened to our MMA Team, the "Bizarro Vale Tudo Team"?

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by yenhoi
Then how do you explain that freaky 7*??

:eek:

cuz Snoop owns, Beeyotch!! Check out the thread I'm getting ready to start about him.

[Xebsball]

BVTT (http://www.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=155201&highlight=bizarro+vale+tudo+team#post155201)

:D

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by yenhoi
Then how do you explain that freaky 7*??

:eek:

Only black dude I could use. I would of casted rubthebuddah looking like Chris Kirkpatrick of 'N Sync if I hadn't paged him on AOL and asked his hair color.


Originally posted by GeneChing
I got the joke and totally appreciate the caracature. My only problem was with the character you cast as me. I would much rather have been the snoop doggy dog character.

Got qi GIRLS GONE WILD!!!

Now we're talking ;)

Well I picked up an issue of KF/QG and saw you in there with a full head of hair, and I thought the guy I chose looked most like you.

And I'll take 10 copies of Got qi GIRLS GONE WILD!!! part 1 please.

[GeneChing]

got qi GIRLS GONE WILD. Now that's a thread that could top the talk to a got qi girl one. We better get down to Mardi Gras for filming!

[PHILBERT]

Will margie be in it? :D :p

[GeneChing]

Philbert, you'll have to ask her yourself. But you bring the hot sauce and I'll bring the ranch dressing. ;)

[SevenStar]

hey, hey hey!!

I thought the only ones interested in margie were me and xeb. What gives?

[PHILBERT]

Well SevenStar, I chose to keep mine secret, :p

[M_ArtsMargie]

Now I'm the food huh?:p
oooo I like!
lol

[M_ArtsMargie]

You bet your toosh I am going to be in it! I will be the first to go wild:D

[SevenStar]

*grabs video camera*

[PHILBERT]

*grabs plane ticket to New Orleans for Mardi Gras*

[SevenStar]

*grabs a handful of beads to give away*

[Xebsball]

how come the wild stuff only happens when im not around

[GeneChing]

We could have our own late night informercial...

[M_ArtsMargie]

wearing this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/whitsporfits.html) huh? oooooo.........aaaaaaaaaaaa!

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by M_ArtsMargie
wearing this (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/whitsporfits.html) huh? oooooo.........aaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'd buy one if I saw you wearing it on an infomerical. Don't need one though.

[M_ArtsMargie]

I am wearing one in the kungfu qigong issue of march/april 03 (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/kf200115.html) You haven't seen it? I am with my younger sister.:D

[PHILBERT]

Oh yes, page 31, the advertisement for the Spar Master. After reading your post, I literally jumped out of my chair and ran to my bedroom to find that issue (which finally arrived like 2 weeks ago). Between you and me, you are the cuter of the 2.

[M_ArtsMargie]

Thanks Philbert. But I think my sister is more photogenic than I. Alot of people think that I am her when I am walking down the street. We have even heard that we look like twins. I don't see it. We do have some of the same features though. Were both tall. :D