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Oso
02-13-2003, 06:27 PM
I might be wrong about this but I think the two questions are:




What was your first pets name?


What is your mother's maiden name?




Adding the two together gets your porn name.


Hiya, I'm Fritz McCracken !

joedoe
02-13-2003, 06:53 PM
Aristotle Ho :D

dezhen2001
02-13-2003, 06:59 PM
Fudge Moscrop :eek:

dawood

rogue
02-13-2003, 07:07 PM
Jean Ching

prana
02-13-2003, 07:36 PM
moona/coco/latte Lim

PHILBERT
02-13-2003, 07:45 PM
Mandy Connors or Toby Connors. Judging that I am a guy, I'll take Toby.

Oso
02-13-2003, 08:29 PM
dude, you had a pet named mandy?????


Aristotle Ho is probably the best yet.


Dez, you'll have to give the phonetic pronunciation
(**** that was hard to type wit a buz)
of 'moscrop' being as youse is english

dezhen2001
02-13-2003, 08:35 PM
lol! actually its scottish :p

ok so its Fudge Mozzcrop :D

dawood

shaolin kungfu
02-13-2003, 09:41 PM
Solo Ball. :D

Braden
02-13-2003, 09:43 PM
I'm pretty sure you get your porn name by using your middle name, then your street name.

yenhoi
02-13-2003, 09:59 PM
Captain Lindley

Calvin Thundercack

:eek:

joedoe
02-13-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Braden
I'm pretty sure you get your porn name by using your middle name, then your street name.

Then I would either be

Paul Tuckwell or Ming Tuckwell :D

I think I prefer Aristotle Ho.

Cheese Dog
02-13-2003, 11:22 PM
My porn name would be Coco Logan, or Macaroni Logan.

Your SOAP OPERA name is your middle name and street name! Mine would be Allen Philladelphia.

Hmmm. Dr. Allen Philladelphia, MD. Or Allen Philladelphia, Attorney At Law.

I like it! :cool:

shaolin kungfu
02-13-2003, 11:33 PM
My soap opera name is Walter Larkin.

I like my porn name better.

Mr Punch
02-14-2003, 12:28 AM
Porn: Ginger/Pickles/Topsy/Benny Pierce.

They're all a bit... well... romo!:eek:

Soap: James Hakusan... hmmm.

My Mothership Command Name is Itlab ;)! (pet's name backwards!).

Losttrak
02-14-2003, 08:05 AM
BUDDY SPEED! (pR0N)

Ernest Spring (Soap lol) I hate my middle name....


If you wanna do a STAR WARS name:

Add: first 3 letters of last name to the first three letters of first name and you name your FIRST NAME. Then add the first 3 letters if your mothers maiden name with the last 3 letters of the state you were born in to get your last name.

Sooo Jason Carlson whos moms maiden is Speed in Minnesota would be...

Carjas Speota....

PHILBERT
02-14-2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Braden
I'm pretty sure you get your porn name by using your middle name, then your street name.

Michael Fox Hill.

Back in my old street I'd be Michael Ridgewood.

@PLUGO
02-14-2003, 11:16 AM
King Villafanie

Golden Arms
02-14-2003, 11:59 AM
My p0rn name comes out to "KC ELBOWS".....hey..this sucks!

FatherDog
02-16-2003, 10:24 AM
Using the pet/maiden name, mine comes out to Dog Kelly, which sounds like an Irish gangster. (Yes, I named my first pet 'Dog'.)

Using the street name/middle name, it comes out to Tom Swan. Which is definitely a porn name.

Chang Style Novice
02-16-2003, 11:59 AM
I don't have any pets right now, so I'll use my first dog's name...

"Buck Love" (hmmm...not too bad)

second method (soap) yields "Matthew Guadalupe" - pretty meh.

star wars method gives "Swiaus Lovcal" Whaaaa?

I think I'll just use my chosen porn name: Attila the Hung

kenso
02-16-2003, 06:58 PM
Rusty Shin. Hmm, sounds more like a NASCAR driver than a Pr0n*. Oh well.

old jong
02-16-2003, 08:01 PM
...Popeye Denis!...:D

SevenStar
02-16-2003, 09:15 PM
porn name - thunder webber
soap name - Tremaine Advantage

Oso
02-16-2003, 09:21 PM
lol @ thunder.

it fits your rep as well

SenzuriMaster
02-17-2003, 01:20 PM
Stoney Burks.