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Scythe
02-15-2003, 07:12 AM
I was e-mailed this clip by a friend, it had me in stitches if anyone wants to see it give me your e-mail address and i'll send it.:D

Over 18's only (bad language):D

Scythe
02-15-2003, 07:58 AM
come on you lot it won't bite!

Souljah
02-15-2003, 08:01 AM
u gonna post the link or what?

Scythe
02-15-2003, 08:24 AM
Can't post the link, its not from a website its stored in my inbox so if you wanna see it you'll have to give me your e-mail... It's worth it!

Viper555
02-15-2003, 10:59 AM
viper55566@charter.net

azwingchun
02-15-2003, 11:03 AM
chandlerwingchun@cox.net

Brad
02-15-2003, 01:07 PM
How large of a file is it?

SevenStar
02-15-2003, 01:43 PM
give us a synopsis...

Royal Dragon
02-15-2003, 02:19 PM
royaldragon@netzero.net

Sho
02-15-2003, 04:08 PM
sho@bboyzz.com

(In case you forget to check my PM)

WinterPalm
02-15-2003, 04:19 PM
shape_square@yahoo.com

Scythe
02-16-2003, 03:20 AM
The file is about 1000kb I'm sending it now to all those who left their address.

I guess some may think it poo poo's the arts a bit, and it does, but take it for what it is, a funny video...I've been practicing the arts for 20years and I took no offence... so please don't post back complaining.:D

Scythe
02-16-2003, 10:48 AM
Have any of you lot seen it yet?

Sho
02-16-2003, 04:25 PM
Yea, but you told us not to complain. :rolleyes:

Jotun
02-16-2003, 05:25 PM
driving_snap@hotmail.com

swmngdragn
02-16-2003, 07:44 PM
Shoot. I can take it. :D

My e-mail is in my sig. Thanks in advance.

Royal Dragon
02-16-2003, 07:51 PM
I thought it was stupid. Maybe if I had a sound card it would have been better?

PHILBERT
02-16-2003, 10:06 PM
thrawn_18@hotmail.com

FeloniousMonk
02-16-2003, 11:07 PM
I am the greatest. I have a big d!ck. I would like to fight each of you pathetic kung fu wanna be computer nerds. If by any small chance one of you would like to fight me I would be happy to introduce you to my ten inches of dangeling fury, after i'm done kicking your fragile unconditioned @sses I will then proceed fu(king them. I usually don't have time to post on this forum, I'm usually training to hard to waste my precious time telling pu55ies what their doing wrong.

If you would like to fight me then you must:
1) come to where I live (we can spar/fight in G.D.A.'s training room. I would go to where you all live, but since my time is obviously more valuable than yours, this will be better for me.)
2)When you lose I reserve the right to pummel your loose flabby computer nerd @sses.
3) After your fated defeat I will then answer all your questions(if you live)
4) Finally in order for you to fight you must sign a waiver stating that you know your life is at great risk.

Ihave challenged all to show you why I am................ :mad:

PHILBERT
02-16-2003, 11:14 PM
Ok Wannabe Ralek...

I'll bring my Glock.

FeloniousMonk
02-16-2003, 11:25 PM
Whoopie. I sell guns. What callibur and model you got?

Scythe
02-17-2003, 02:16 AM
Sounds like felonous monk is some sort of Gay dominatrix to me!

Zbloff
02-17-2003, 04:09 AM
den_gladde_smurfen@hotmail.com

Ish
02-17-2003, 05:54 AM
i wouldn't mind a copy if u dont mind
ish56@hotmail.com

The Willow Sword
02-17-2003, 09:43 AM
whirlwindshield@earthlink.net

shaolin kungfu
02-17-2003, 11:14 AM
SolTurkish5@aol.com

FeloniousMonk
02-17-2003, 12:42 PM
scythe......

so what if I'm gay you H0m0phobic pu55y. If you dare take the challenge of fighting me I will show you exactly how emberassing it is to be b!tched around by a F@G.
Oh by the way you have a very clever name, never before have I posted to someone named after farm equipment, other than your sister and mother who are both ho's.(yes I dare with the mama and sister jokes) It has inspired me to change my name to pick-axe( I have chosen this name because it so closely resembles the words d!ck-@ss, which is a perfect combination; ie....my d!ck in your @ss. If there was one thing I learned when I was locked up is: the one doing the @ss reaming isn't the f@g, the one taking it up the coats is the f@g (you remember that when you wake up with ten inches in your @ss)

as for some ignorant b!tch saying I'm a relak wanna-be........ FU(K YOU! I have challenged that bjj computer nerd over and over yet he doesn't reply. FU(K relak. He's not worth the effort of pulling out my big c0ck to FU(K him with. He doesn't know sh!t,....except I am........

Scythe
02-18-2003, 12:52 AM
:D ha ha you sound a little wound up there.

Laughing Cow
02-18-2003, 12:57 AM
Sounds like another frustrated pimple-faced, chicken-chested teen that can't find his equipment with the magnifying glass and thinks the zit is it.

As for his challenge.
He ain't even worth the money to buy the bullet to put him out of his misery.

:D :D :D