any incognito celebrities?

[kungfu cowboy]

C'mon, somebody on this board must be one of the blessed chosen few who get to make incredibly inflated amounts of money for bizarrely little effort, as well as near Godlike reverence and adulation by the flock of sheep known as humanity! So throw off your KFO monikers and reveal your truly brilliant identities!


As to my true identity, is anyone familiar with the Pan Flute?

[PHILBERT]

Ok...I admit it...I'm Ben Affleck.

[SifuAbel]

And I'm Really Eddie Murphy.

:rolleyes:

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i just had an image of eddie murphay laying the smack down on serpent while going

HUUUUGHHHH HUUGGGHHH HUHHHHH

silly crackers.

[Royal Dragon]

I'm Giovainni Lencioni, Famous Mafia hit man. Does that count?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

im actually hank.

[PHILBERT]

Admit it kungfu cowboy, you knew everyone would respond to this thread with a joke.


There is a reason I chose Ben Affleck too. Three really.

1.) We share the same birthday, different years.

2.) I was watching Jay Leno and he is the ONLY other person I have seen capable of moving his scalp using just the muscles around his head. Makes it look like the hair is fake. I have been doing this since I was like in the 5th grade.

3.) A few years ago this girl (maybe 3 years ago) who was around 9 or 10 said I looked just like him. I bursted out laughing `cause I see no resemblence other than him and I have dark hair.

[kungfu cowboy]

Some will joke, but yet, within the joke there may be a glimmer of truth, that rings out and wraps itself around the solar system and moonbeam in a sheath of hey-nonny-hey.

And the truth is, I am Milli Vannilli.

[kungfu cowboy]

And Milli Vannilli are actually Sigfried and Roy.

[Chang Style Novice]

I, Star Jones, refuse to reply to this thread with a joke.

[kungfu cowboy]

You See! I just knew they were here, using something quite similar to ESP.

[kungfu cowboy]

And paradoxically, Sigfried and Roy are the Ambiguously Gay Duo!

[yenhoi]

Im Teller.

I can also move my scalp with only my "head muscles.."

:eek:

[Surferdude]

I'm actually Marlon Brando.:D "I'll give ya an offer u cant refuse"
:p

[FatherDog]

I have a few friends who insist I look like Brendan Frasier.

As you can see, this is completely untrue. (http://www.princeton.edu/~moraski2/newdog2.jpg)

[old jong]

I am really Uncle Ben!

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by old jong
I am really Uncle Ben!

But...you died!

[joedoe]

I'm Samo Hung. Well, I am about as round as Samo, I just don't have his abilities :)

[Laughing Cow]

Just call me Bill G.

:D

[old jong]

Originally posted by PHILBERT


But...you died!

Some legends never die but I have to admit: After many years of Wing Chun,I do stick!...;)

[Black Jack]

I am Cookie Puss.

[shaolin kungfu]

I am jesus

[Former castleva]

I know you won´t believe at first,thinking that I was just using a fancy name but,I really am Former castleva.

:cool:

[JAZA]

You talkin' to me?:mad:

[Oso]

FatherDog,

nice blankie



:)


sorry, couldn't resist

[dnc101]

My name is George





of Jungle!

[TaoBoy]

They call me flipper.




eee eee eee

[Royal Dragon]

(Work with me guys)

See that beautiful dark haired, dark eyed total hottie over there??

The one thats to drunk to know any better??

Yeah, that's the one

Well, I'm what ever celebrity she wants me to be!!!:D

[Royal Dragon]

Da.MMITT!!!!, Terri saw me post that!!! :eek:

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Oso
FatherDog,

nice blankie



:)


sorry, couldn't resist

Hey, don't go mocking Bugs...

[Oso]

oh, I wasn't mocking Bugs:D


besides everyone has one.


they usually just don't post a pic of it on KFO

;) ;)