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morbicid
02-24-2003, 11:26 AM
Leg muscles: how good IS kickball for them? An inside look.
Some people say that kick ball is good for the leg muscles.... but how much do we REALLY know about that? Are you gonna take your PE teacher's word for it..... or are you gonna look at the FACTS!!!!????


INSTANCE 1: A 42 yr old man was playing Kickball with his 9 year old son in the back yard..........

A mere three weeks later, that same man's leg "just broke out of nowhere" during a routine skiing run. Faulty skiing equipment... or could KICKBALL be at fault here???? Strange indeed.

INSTANCE 2: A 13 year old middle school boy was playing "a safe game of kickball" at during P.E. .......

Later, that very same day, the boy was hospitalized with explosive diahrrea. Supposedly, he ate a very large burrito for lunch along with three cups of coffee and a pint of milk. Are we supposed to believe this "freak occurance" happened because of a "faulty food selection"?????? Once again, accusing fingers point toward kickball. More on this later

UPDATE: I was playing kickball with my my friend's little brother, and when I kicked the ball, I fell and scraped my knee. Really bad!!! But the kid, who had several years kickball experience, just ran up to me while I was tending to my wound, and pegged me in the head with ball and said "you're out crap head!" ... at least i think he said something like that, I dont remember well because I was in so much pain. These kickball guys are HARD CORE. He showed no remorse. I have reason to believe that kickball is a true combat martial art in disguise... complete with a hidden code of honor and pressure point system. Sort of like how other martial arts were disguised as dance in the past. Think about it, how could they throw the ball so accurately? How could these small children have so much knowlege of the human body so as to call their opponent a "crap head" or a "pee pee face". It's all becoming too clear and the truth about kickball may soon surface

kenso
02-24-2003, 11:30 AM
You are a strange little person.

shaolin kungfu
02-24-2003, 11:37 AM
Shut up crap-head!:D

Former castleva
02-24-2003, 01:15 PM
Do you remember when they closed your thread the last time you posted about this "kickball mystery"?

red5angel
02-24-2003, 01:30 PM
Whats even more ironic is the same day , or maybe a few day safterwards, when he posted his last kickball thread he went on a rant in anothe rthread about no one posting kungfu related stuff and blah blah blah....

morbicid
02-24-2003, 01:39 PM
"Do you remember when they closed your thread the last time you posted about this "kickball mystery"?"


yes i do, and it only helps to prove that the corruption goes deeper than we could have imagined.

they're just trying to hide the truth by quickly "shutting up" anyone who makes references to kickball and it's connections to kung fu.

they dont even want it DISCUSSED. several sites were put on the web about this last year, and then suddenly the sites mysteriously disappeared, and the people who ran the sites mysteriously disappeared.
i am not going to be scared off ! i will uncover this mystery, or die trying.

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Surferdude
02-24-2003, 01:40 PM
I dont know........ Kickball sounds pretty dangerous but i'l still play!!!!:D :p

Kristoffer
02-24-2003, 02:09 PM
Americans can't play football. You morons :p

morbicid
02-24-2003, 02:10 PM
i have uncovered more proof that kickball is a style of fighting:
rare photos


notice the muscle definition. just a game? i think not (http://www.mcviking.org/mcviking/images/kickball/kickball-003.jpg)

notice the asian writing on his shirt (http://www.mcviking.org/mcviking/images/kickball/kickball-006.jpg)


kickball jumping knee strike to woman's hip. notice she feels no pain (http://www.mcviking.org/mcviking/images/kickball/kickball-008.jpg )


a crippling knee strike. notice she is nowhere near the plate. yeah they really care about the GAME.. sure (http://www.mcviking.org/mcviking/images/kickball/kickball-010.jpg)


fighters exchange blows. a spear hand thrust and a straight punch. notice that a kickball is not even present in this picture (http://www.mcviking.org/mcviking/images/kickball/kickball-012.jpg)


one of their secret forms (http://www.mcviking.org/mcviking/images/kickball/kickball-016.jpg)

morbicid
02-24-2003, 09:21 PM
look... its even made its way into the law enforcement system.
surely if it's good enough for police officers to learn, it must have some deadly applications

police officers practicing kickball (http://www.batesvillepd.com/photos.html)

JAZA
02-24-2003, 09:38 PM
I think you need to know "El Diego" Maradona.

Cheese Dog
02-24-2003, 11:16 PM
As much as it scares me to admit it, morbicid may be on to something. After all, if there really was a conspiracy, what better way to hide it than by appearing to be a harmless kid's game????? :D

MAC
02-25-2003, 03:41 PM
chuckle chuckle laff laff...... thanks - I really needed the humor today!

Surferdude
02-25-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by morbicid

police officers practicing kickball (http://www.batesvillepd.com/photos.html)
Can anyone guess what story the side picture is from????
The winner gets......................





















absolutly nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :p ;)

morbicid
02-25-2003, 09:17 PM
i have no idea where it's from... i've definetly seen it before though