morbicid
02-24-2003, 11:26 AM
Leg muscles: how good IS kickball for them? An inside look.
Some people say that kick ball is good for the leg muscles.... but how much do we REALLY know about that? Are you gonna take your PE teacher's word for it..... or are you gonna look at the FACTS!!!!????
INSTANCE 1: A 42 yr old man was playing Kickball with his 9 year old son in the back yard..........
A mere three weeks later, that same man's leg "just broke out of nowhere" during a routine skiing run. Faulty skiing equipment... or could KICKBALL be at fault here???? Strange indeed.
INSTANCE 2: A 13 year old middle school boy was playing "a safe game of kickball" at during P.E. .......
Later, that very same day, the boy was hospitalized with explosive diahrrea. Supposedly, he ate a very large burrito for lunch along with three cups of coffee and a pint of milk. Are we supposed to believe this "freak occurance" happened because of a "faulty food selection"?????? Once again, accusing fingers point toward kickball. More on this later
UPDATE: I was playing kickball with my my friend's little brother, and when I kicked the ball, I fell and scraped my knee. Really bad!!! But the kid, who had several years kickball experience, just ran up to me while I was tending to my wound, and pegged me in the head with ball and said "you're out crap head!" ... at least i think he said something like that, I dont remember well because I was in so much pain. These kickball guys are HARD CORE. He showed no remorse. I have reason to believe that kickball is a true combat martial art in disguise... complete with a hidden code of honor and pressure point system. Sort of like how other martial arts were disguised as dance in the past. Think about it, how could they throw the ball so accurately? How could these small children have so much knowlege of the human body so as to call their opponent a "crap head" or a "pee pee face". It's all becoming too clear and the truth about kickball may soon surface
Some people say that kick ball is good for the leg muscles.... but how much do we REALLY know about that? Are you gonna take your PE teacher's word for it..... or are you gonna look at the FACTS!!!!????
INSTANCE 1: A 42 yr old man was playing Kickball with his 9 year old son in the back yard..........
A mere three weeks later, that same man's leg "just broke out of nowhere" during a routine skiing run. Faulty skiing equipment... or could KICKBALL be at fault here???? Strange indeed.
INSTANCE 2: A 13 year old middle school boy was playing "a safe game of kickball" at during P.E. .......
Later, that very same day, the boy was hospitalized with explosive diahrrea. Supposedly, he ate a very large burrito for lunch along with three cups of coffee and a pint of milk. Are we supposed to believe this "freak occurance" happened because of a "faulty food selection"?????? Once again, accusing fingers point toward kickball. More on this later
UPDATE: I was playing kickball with my my friend's little brother, and when I kicked the ball, I fell and scraped my knee. Really bad!!! But the kid, who had several years kickball experience, just ran up to me while I was tending to my wound, and pegged me in the head with ball and said "you're out crap head!" ... at least i think he said something like that, I dont remember well because I was in so much pain. These kickball guys are HARD CORE. He showed no remorse. I have reason to believe that kickball is a true combat martial art in disguise... complete with a hidden code of honor and pressure point system. Sort of like how other martial arts were disguised as dance in the past. Think about it, how could they throw the ball so accurately? How could these small children have so much knowlege of the human body so as to call their opponent a "crap head" or a "pee pee face". It's all becoming too clear and the truth about kickball may soon surface