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02-24-2003, 12:51 PM
myself, an avid grappler, saw insight into my own weaknesses during my last fight.
i was challenged on the streets, by a small chinese person. seeing how chinese people are usually very easy to grapple with because they just try to chop at you or do a spin kick when you grab them, i figured this would be an easy fight and i would earn some respect on the rough streets of my neighborhood. so i accepted his challenge
i took my shirt off first. i was ready for anything, and fully prepared to grab this chinaman and smal him into the pavement. we were distanced roughly 6 feet apart.
i went to shoot for his legs and before i was even in his striking range... it hit me. i was laying on my back with a lump on my head.
the chinaman had thrown a can of chicken chow mein from his shopping bag (he was coming from the grocery store). i saw his genious and how his style was superior to all others. no martial art, especially kung fu, is of any use against someone skilled in throwing stuff. it is an ancient method of fighting that has existed since ancient man, and still has not been bested by any MA to date. i have been training under the chinaman for nearly six months, throwing all sorts of things. the name of our style is self explanatory "throwing stuff"
if any of you would like to meet me somewhere and challenge my new style, please contact me so we can make arrangements. the last fight i was in i won easily. my opponent was a boxer with some experience in wing chun, he tried to attack me but i threw a jar of apple sauce at his head from eight feet away. he went down fast. after that i finished him off by throwing a garbage can on his back.
i was challenged on the streets, by a small chinese person. seeing how chinese people are usually very easy to grapple with because they just try to chop at you or do a spin kick when you grab them, i figured this would be an easy fight and i would earn some respect on the rough streets of my neighborhood. so i accepted his challenge
i took my shirt off first. i was ready for anything, and fully prepared to grab this chinaman and smal him into the pavement. we were distanced roughly 6 feet apart.
i went to shoot for his legs and before i was even in his striking range... it hit me. i was laying on my back with a lump on my head.
the chinaman had thrown a can of chicken chow mein from his shopping bag (he was coming from the grocery store). i saw his genious and how his style was superior to all others. no martial art, especially kung fu, is of any use against someone skilled in throwing stuff. it is an ancient method of fighting that has existed since ancient man, and still has not been bested by any MA to date. i have been training under the chinaman for nearly six months, throwing all sorts of things. the name of our style is self explanatory "throwing stuff"
if any of you would like to meet me somewhere and challenge my new style, please contact me so we can make arrangements. the last fight i was in i won easily. my opponent was a boxer with some experience in wing chun, he tried to attack me but i threw a jar of apple sauce at his head from eight feet away. he went down fast. after that i finished him off by throwing a garbage can on his back.