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Grendel
03-03-2003, 05:54 PM
Try entering Wing Chun terms into this advertising slogan generator:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=wooden+dummy
I got There's First Love, and There's Wooden Dummy Love and A Taste for Wooden Dummy. ;)
It also came up with Come Fly The Friendly Wooden Dummy. I'm thinking of copyrighting these slogans. :p
Regards,
Mckind13
03-03-2003, 11:10 PM
The Best Part of Waking Up is Dim Mak in Your Cup.
I feel like Jing tonight.
Thank Ng Mui It's Friday.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Chain Punch.
Probably The Best Tan Sau In The World.
This is fun...I wont post the dirty ones :p
David
Geezer
03-04-2003, 06:25 AM
Central Heating For Biu Jee.
Run For The Dim Mak.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Kung Fu.
Made In Scotland From Chun Kiu.
Sheldon;)
Sandman2[Wing Chun]
03-04-2003, 09:42 AM
What's in your Wooden Dummy?
Tan Da with the less fattening centers.
Exceedingly good Sticking Hands.
All you add is a punch in the face.
A bong sau is forever. <-considering the kuit about the bong never staying, I thought this one was particularly funny.
And for Merryprankser....
Top Breeders recommend UFC.
Shadowboxer
03-04-2003, 11:30 AM
I like the Wooden Dummy in you
and
My Anti-Drug is a bong :D ;)
It make your Dragon Pole smack
yuanfen
03-04-2003, 02:32 PM
:D :D :D
Three results.
1.Bridge that gap with a wooden dummy.
((Comment- why didnt someone think of that- though Tyson tried it with Lennox Lewis))
2. Better ingredients better chi gerk
((Fries with that?))
3.Whenever there is a snack gap-the long pole fits
((The kwan makes only one noise??))
rubthebuddha
03-06-2003, 12:38 AM
And All Because The Lady Loves Tan Sau.
nuff said, baby. :D
YungChun
03-07-2003, 12:47 AM
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Intercepting Fist.
The Intercepting Fist That Eats Like A Meal.
It's Intercepting Fist Time.
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Intercepting Fist.
yuanfen
03-07-2003, 07:44 AM
"There is more than one way to eat a fook sao"''
this is getting silly.
dezhen2001
03-07-2003, 09:01 AM
"Come See the Softer Side of Wing Chun."
"Show Me The Wing Chun!"
"The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Wing Chun." :D
"The Lighter Way To Enjoy Wing Chun." <--- maybe some fries with that? :D
"Plink, Plink, Wing Chun..."
ok thats enough :D
dawood
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