View Full Version : What the heck is this??
Black Jack
03-06-2003, 04:01 PM
What the hell is this crap? Talk about TRS style marketing. Online courses? What is weird with a capital w is there are a few known MMA names on that site that endorse this stuff.
Anyone have any info??
Check this out.
www.lethalo.com
carly
03-06-2003, 04:07 PM
"Too deadly to be available in stores, yet at $19.99, it could save your life! Read how"
Fred Sanford
03-06-2003, 04:32 PM
now i'm torn. do i spend my money on brian grays 8th annual iron palm convention or do i spend it on lethalo? tough decision.
:D
carly
03-06-2003, 04:38 PM
Has Brian Grey been laughed at here before?
Fu Fighter
03-06-2003, 04:51 PM
Hey don't laugh. LETHALO is not only the world's most effective and deadly self-defense system but it is also extremely high in fiber.
Read through the testimonials. Now THAT'S comedy! Please...
herb ox
03-06-2003, 04:56 PM
And you get a discount on bulletproof vests if you are a student of their online courses... just in case!
herb ox
03-06-2003, 04:58 PM
AND I don't even have to leave my bedroom... :p
Fred Sanford
03-06-2003, 05:02 PM
Has Brian Grey been laughed at here before?
i don't know, but i really dig his headbands.
carly
03-06-2003, 05:04 PM
Have you seen his toupee or wig or whatever that is?
Iron Hair will be his next seminar...
Fred Sanford
03-06-2003, 05:05 PM
haha:D
carly
03-06-2003, 05:13 PM
I mean, if you're goign to charge thousands of dollars per seminar, buy yourself a good god****ed hairpiece if you must wear one!
The sweat band must be because it's hot under he fake hair.
dezhen2001
03-06-2003, 05:25 PM
ONLY FIFTH DEGREE AND ABOVE BLACK BELTS ARE ALLOWED TO TEACH LETHALO, AND THE FOUR INDIVIDUALS ABOVE ARE THE ONLY INDIVIDUALS IN THE WORLD TO HAVE REACHED THAT RANK. ANYONE ELSE CLAIMING TO BE A LETHALO INSTRUCTOR IS FIBBING, AND IS IN VIOLATION OF THE COPYRIGHTS AND TRADEMARKS OF THE LETHALO CORPORATION! :eek:
dawood
Serpent
03-06-2003, 05:45 PM
LETHALO is pure multi-martial-art combat defense fighting, simple enough for a senior or disabled person to master, yet deadly enough for a 110-pound handicapped woman to defeat a 210-pound man!
It's firearms training then?
BTW, yes, Brian Grey has been laughed at here before. Extensively. But feel free to start the laughter again.
Budokan
03-06-2003, 10:09 PM
Geez, you think they'd come up with a name other than "Lethalo". It sounds like a lame villian the Green Lantern would battle. Or maybe an interior body part: "I went to the doctor and he said my lethalo was swollen and would have to be removed."
Water Dragon
03-06-2003, 10:12 PM
Yeah, bt even if Brian Grey trained in lethalo, he still would be no match for Rich Mooney. Rich'll kick your @ss without even touching you.
SevenStar
03-06-2003, 10:24 PM
"I can't believe I've told students for over 20 years that martial arts are good self defense, when even the introductory LETHALO course is better than 10 years of serious Karate or Judo training!"
'nuff said. I'm ordering these tapes.
SevenStar
03-06-2003, 10:26 PM
"I even got one attacker in a perfect arm bar during a grapple to the ground and he knocked me out with his other fist. "
:rolleyes: :D
SevenStar
03-06-2003, 10:29 PM
"I feel like I wasted 7 years of my life. I studied taekwando for years..."
yeah, I think I gotta agree with that one! :D:D:D
Why don't the instructors of Lethalo just train an army of undefeatable children and take over the world?:confused:
Sensei Little Bear also holds brown in hapkido, black in judo and 8th dan
i must seek this one out and challenge him....
there can be only one.
Geez, you think they'd come up with a name other than "Lethalo". It sounds like a lame villian the Green Lantern would battle. Or maybe an interior body part: "I went to the doctor and he said my lethalo was swollen and would have to be removed."
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It's pronounced "lethal zero"
I could train them up:
intro: here's a gun
intermediate: point it that way
advanced: hitting the broad side of a barn
BB: reloading.
:p :rolleyes:
dezhen2001
03-07-2003, 07:49 AM
how the heck did you know its pronounced "lethal zero"? are you one of those 4 secretive masters? :confused::D
dawood
Budokan
03-07-2003, 08:06 AM
:D Well, it may be pronounced "lethal-zero" but it's spelled "lethalo". Poor marketing research on their part, I expect. Uh, that is if they did any marketing research at all other than what to charge the suckers who'd order this junk.
Former castleva
03-07-2003, 08:23 AM
This hoax is too inflated for anyone to eat.
If they´d just go like "most deadly/effective" etc. I guess we have seen that a time or another but this is way too broad.
"systems just can't compete with the instantly disabling eye, artery,throat,and many other techniques of LETHALO..." "
It is too bad they do not have any demonstration clips,these eye and throat shots an related for deadly,simple self-defense sound rather revolutionary.
"based on modern medicine..."
;)
ya, it's like a whole different key on the board.
lethalo
lethal0
they're almost stupid enough to think they're ninjas:rolleyes:
Black Jack
03-07-2003, 09:52 AM
Shah-:D
That one was good.
I wonder how much coin these guys are making with this stuff?
It would be cool if the school outfit was a spandex villian uniform. Maybe in canary yellow with a big black 0 in the middle. I bet Sensei Little Bear looks like that indian shaman from Poltergeist 2.
dysContinuum
03-07-2003, 06:54 PM
"Joe has been in over 20 street confrontations including multiple attackers with machetes in Brazil, whom he defeated without weapons."
Don'tcha hate it when you go to the store to buy some peppers when you are assaulted by multiple attackers with machetes?
This one is good too...
"Charlie has taught advanced combat techniques to Navy Seals, Airborne, SWAT and the advanced (semi-secret) Air Force "killer" school."
Ohhhhh.... The advanced Air force "killer" school is only semi-secret... interesting... 'cause you might think the advanced school would be completely secret and the semi-advanced school would be.... aww f*ckit :D[B]
tsunami surfer
03-08-2003, 07:35 PM
My backpack nuke will defeat leatalo. Now if I can just remember where I put the codes.
shaolin kungfu
03-08-2003, 08:28 PM
Don'tcha hate it when you go to the store to buy some peppers when you are assaulted by multiple attackers with machetes?
Who was it that was attacked by midget ninjas at a GWAR concert? Maybe if he knew lethalo, the midgets would have thought twice.
all you would need to know to beat a bunch of midget ninjas is 'wet smelly ****' technique.
dezhen2001
03-09-2003, 07:22 AM
dude - im trying NOT to think what the **** is :eek:
dawood
f a r t
midgets are short
I would just use my tengu ashi and **** on them.
dezhen2001
03-09-2003, 08:39 AM
ah ok... i thought it was sh|t :mad:
dawood
Kristoffer
03-09-2003, 12:02 PM
Could be worse :D
dezhen2001
03-09-2003, 01:10 PM
im trying not to make my thoughts go there :D
dawood
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