carly
03-10-2003, 06:11 PM
I found this on another board and it's worth re-posting here - a great idea!
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I say let's have a mma tournament featuring all the advertisers of "deadly fighting secrets".
with the likes of such dangerous men as matt furey,chenault,emin boztep, the old guy that can pinch grip two 45# plates in each hand because of his unbelievable amount of chi, not the to mention the one that can suck his testes up into his body, the guy that can give you a black belt in any martial art via mail order,i'dd personally love it if george dillman could use his pressure point techniqes, and don't forget a farmer burns expert, oh sorry that's just matt furey again, you can throw in a few of those extreme catfighting chicks for good measure and bam I think you will have the best mma show ever.
Of course you have to let them gauge the eyes and kick to the groin because that is the backbone of any good martial arts system.
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I say let's have a mma tournament featuring all the advertisers of "deadly fighting secrets".
with the likes of such dangerous men as matt furey,chenault,emin boztep, the old guy that can pinch grip two 45# plates in each hand because of his unbelievable amount of chi, not the to mention the one that can suck his testes up into his body, the guy that can give you a black belt in any martial art via mail order,i'dd personally love it if george dillman could use his pressure point techniqes, and don't forget a farmer burns expert, oh sorry that's just matt furey again, you can throw in a few of those extreme catfighting chicks for good measure and bam I think you will have the best mma show ever.
Of course you have to let them gauge the eyes and kick to the groin because that is the backbone of any good martial arts system.