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@PLUGO
03-19-2003, 01:02 PM
Though not exactly a part of his Utility Belt, Batman's silken rope was another on of the Dark Knight's most powerful tools. Equipped with a grappling hook (easily bought for under $30 at most stores handling mountain climbing gear, as well as many internet shops that specialize in ninja (http://store.yahoo.com/martialartsmart/16-25.html) accessories), the slender line offered Batman a silent and secret method to scale buildings without being seen by his enemies inside.

Read more about his and many other superheroes' martial art shopping habbits in "The Science of Superheroes" (http://www.nature.com/nsu/030310/030310-3.html)

:p
GeneChing
03-20-2003, 10:38 AM
...as well as the X-Men, the Minutemen, and more. But don't tell anyone, or the forces of evil will be all over us, and we just sprayed for ninjas....
Serpent
03-20-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
and we just sprayed for ninjas....

:D
joedoe
03-20-2003, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by GeneChing
...as well as the X-Men, the Minutemen, and more. But don't tell anyone, or the forces of evil will be all over us, and we just sprayed for ninjas....

But did you spray for astral spies? :D
Serpent
03-20-2003, 10:35 PM
You can't spray for astral spies in the usual sense, because they're not really there.

You have to use astral spray, which isn't really there either.
joedoe
03-20-2003, 10:42 PM
LOL. True, but they are there in spirit :D
Serpent
03-20-2003, 11:05 PM
the slender line offered Batman a silent and secret method to scale buildings without being seen by his enemies inside.


Sure, the line is silent, but what about the CLANG of the metal hook hitting the top of the building and the SCRAPE as it got wedged against the edge?

Huh? Smart boy?