The Say pretty much anything you want to thread

[SevenStar]

It's raining outside - storming - so I didn't risk going to class... most people here can't drive worth crap in the rain. Since I'm here, I'm taking a challenge to create a thread that has gets close to 4,000 posts, soon to be more. you guys have to help me out. post here. Anything. This thread is a KFO free for all!

[ZIM]

Yay! Thread war!!!!

I'm PROTESTING!!!:mad: :p

[Brad]

**** hippy! :mad:

[ZIM]

PEACE! PEACE! PEACE!*


*Promote Evil And Conquer Everybody

[tsunami surfer]

Dark and stormy night in georgia,and the tsunami surfer is busy at his keyboard trying to help 7* get his post count up. He hears a noise behind him. "What was that" he says to himself turning around. Nothing is there. Relieved he turns back to his keyboard and computer screen and NINGAS ATTACK FROM BEHIND THE COMPUTER AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

[joedoe]

Sorry 7*, but not only is Serpent Aussie, but he has threatened my life if I help you out in this thread war. :D

Edit1: This is how I can reply without upping your post count :D. He lives in my city - you are half a world away. What do you expect?? :D :D :D

[SevenStar]

you're more scared of him than me?

well, he is uglier... Okay, you're justified.

[PHILBERT]

I think Margie is drop dead gorgeous.

We need more Got Qi? Girls posting here. Like that one burnette.

We need a Got Qi? Calender.

[shaolin kungfu]

Philbert speaks with the wisdom of the ancients.

[PHILBERT]

Now, for some Haiku

Got Qi? Girls pretty
Margie is very gorgeous
I wish more would post

Calender needed
If you make one, we will buy
SevenStar will win

[PHILBERT]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walter! You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?” And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.

[Sho]

Yes, we want brunettes. :D

[Royal Dragon]

Your never going to out peform the Got Qi Thread Not unless the board crashes, and it some how gets deleted.

[TaoBoy]

Suddenly Bill Hicks and Rage Against The Machine are topical again.

[Felipe Bido]

I will not contribute to your thread...we know your real intentions...it's all about the oil

[FatherDog]

Bill Hicks is always topical.

[Budokan]

I like rice.

[dezhen2001]

i like mice :eek:

dawood

[Budokan]

Mice eat rice. They also have lice. Isn't that nice?

Godd*mn right it is.

[Budokan]

I'll say it twice: I like rice.

And then thrice: I like mice who eat rice.

But the best of all are mice who eat rice and then play with their dice on the ice.

That's sweet.

[ZIM]

I don't like that Budokan I am, I don't like his green eggs and ham

[Chang Style Novice]

You all are a bunch of morans.

http://members.cox.net/lazarus33/protestormoron.jpg

[Kristoffer]

Margie aint all that :rolleyes:
get out more :D

[norther practitioner]

Margie is somewhat of a cutie
it is funny you guys stress her so much
you are coming out a bit fruity
I guess just posting here sometimes is just a cruch

The got qi girls calender is a must
martial arts mart needs to take some photos
forum members are crying out "this is a must"
not realizing that they sound like a bunch of bozos

I guess it would be nothing new
to say this
to most of you
I guess margie and euler supply a bit of bliss

to all you losers who can't get a date
to find a mate
you must meditate
and in the case of 7* medicate


peace and I'm out....:D

Chill out y'all, I'm just jokin'
CSN what the hell was that guy smokin'

[Budokan]

"Moran" huh?

Look into using spellchecker. It's one face saving attribute of modern day computers that should be used more often by some people.

I guess being a "moran" is better than a "maroon".:p

[Budokan]

Do you like them with a fox? Do you like them in a box? Would you, could you, with a BJJ practitioner? Would you, could you, on a mat while he's hugging you close...?

Try it, try it, and you will see. You will like them, Kung Fu Man.

[shaolin kungfu]

I guess being a "moran" is better than a "maroon".

Or a macaroon(sp). mmmm macaroon.:)

[PHILBERT]

I like rice too.

[ZIM]

No one likes it, budokan I am
No one likes green eggs and ham!
We will not eat it stir-fried with rice
we will not eat, it just ain't nice

I will not smoke it in a bong....
it's colored GREEN and thats just WRONG

[PHILBERT]

I like Margie more.

[GeneChing]

But the got qi girls thread has girls. Real live girls. Real live got qi girls. You will never win.

Maybe you all need to start the Margie Fan club thread.

[Chang Style Novice]

Budokan -

Are you talking to me or the guy with the fetching mullet/stache ensemble in the image I linked to?

Or, since we're being so very spelling and usage pedantic "in the image to which I linked?"

[Budokan]

haha, that's one slick dude in the image all right!;)

[Starchaser107]

Be Compassionate to all living things. Know that even though life is suffering you should try to contribute as little as possible to the vicious cycle. Once you understand that life is suffering , you will no longer truly suffer.
Oh and Smiling is contageous.:D :p :p

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by GeneChing
But the got qi girls thread has girls. Real live girls. Real live got qi girls. You will never win.

Maybe you all need to start the Margie Fan club thread.

And would you believe I still HAVE NOT posted on that thread?

[Budokan]

Neither have I, Philbert. I figure with that many posts there's nothing I can add of any worth that hasn't already been said. Shoot, I haven't even read past the first page of the thread...I don't have that much time.

[Serpent]

You guys'd be surprised. You should come by and join the party. All we do is shoot sh!t about stuff.

You'd like it.

[Budokan]

Can I bring a bacon sammich?

[Serpent]

Hey, bring a bacon sammich for everyone and we'll supply the beers!

[Cheese Dog]

Well first, cheers to Philbert for the gerbil joke. I laughed so hard I sprayed the screen with a mouthful of chewed-up peanut M&Ms.







And finally---




PENGUINS!!!!! GIANT SABER-TOOTHED WESTERN HUMPBACKED CARNIVOROUS DESERT PENGUINS!!!! RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!! AAARRRGH!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D

[PHILBERT]

First, Im 19 so I can't have beer.

Second, the gerbil joke isn't mine. I plagarized it from Kevin Smith's Mallrats (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0113749). This movie is so hilarious its sick. You wil LOVE the comedy.

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
First, Im 19 so I can't have beer.

Move to a different country. ;)

In plenty of countries you will be considered an adult at 18.

Seeya.

[PHILBERT]

Say anything I want to thread? Ok. I deleted the Got Qi? Girls calender thread along with the MaritalArtsMargie fan club thread.

[shaolin kungfu]

In plenty of countries you will be considered an adult at 18.

It's weird, in america you can film, star in, and direct a porno, but you can not drink beer on the set. Also, you can join the army and get killed, but you can not drink.

[Cheese Dog]

Cool, I'll check the movie out. Thanks Philbert!

[Kristoffer]

""It's weird, in america you can film, star in, and direct a porno, but you can not drink beer on the set. Also, you can join the army and get killed, but you can not drink.""

LOL

[Brad]

Anyone here from New Zealand? :D

[PHILBERT]

I sold a bunch of steaks tonight at work, and so after work I went to the grocery store and bought a huge steak for dinner.

[PHILBERT]

At first...I was afraid...
No, actually, I was petrified.
Want to know why?
Because, I kept thinking
That I could NEVER live without you by my side
But then...I kept thinking how you did me wrong
Then I grew strong
And I learned how to get along...

[shaolin kungfu]

LOL.

[Budokan]

Laughing @ Stumblefist:D

[LEGEND]

I just whacked off...and it wasn't a great load! I just thought u all should know. :)

[M_ArtsMargie]

If you think Mallrats is funny...then you will love Jay and Silent bob Strike back.

[PHILBERT]

Mallrats had a better humor to it in a directive way. Each character was funny in there own unique way without being overly stupid. In Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, the characters were just plain dumb, some of whom weren't funny.

Though I did like the part when Mark Hammil appears and the movie freezes and says "Hey everyone! It's Mark Hammil! Applaud!"

[ZIM]

nah mean? (http://www.asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php) Enter yo trickass URL from KFO and translate it to da shiznit! :p

Welcome da Kung Fu Magazine Forums.
"If this is yo' first visit, be sho check out da FAQ by clicking da link above." Yo' ass may has to register before yo' ass can post: click da register link above ta proceed." To start viewing messages, select da forum that yo' ass wants ta visit from da selection below."

Don't know if you can surf thru that window tho...

[IronFist]

Originally posted by PHILBERT
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walter! You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?” And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy.

Awesome quote. Awesome movie.

IronFist

[shaolin kungfu]

Mallrats was infinitely funnier than jay and silent bob strike back. It was a pitiful end to the new jersey chronicals.

[PHILBERT]

Indeed, Mallrats was, hands down, one of the funniest comedies ever. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...I wanted to cry at the end. Mallrats however, despite how awful the acting was, you couldn't but help laugh at how pathetic the characters were. Brody with his obsession with the genitals of super heroes. "Can Mr Fantastic really stretch ANY part of his body? Is The Thing really rocky down there too?"

You can't but help laugh at the final sequence where they are on the game show.

Did you know Dogma was originally gonna follow Clerks? If you watch Clerks, at the end during the credits it says "Jay and Silent Bob will return in Dogma." Even Kevin Smith himself said this one night when Clerks was on TV. Between commericals he'd talk about the movie. Clerks was supposed to end with Dante being shot by a robber in the convient store.

Other interesting fact, in every movie there is a character named Hicks played by the guy who played Dante in the first movie. In Mallrats he was the 3rd guy on the game show at the end. In Chasing Amy he was a TV Executive, and in Dogma...I forgot but he is in there.


Brandi - Okay. Suitor number two.


Brody - Can't you call me the "second suitor." Suitor number two sounds like a bathroom code, you know ?

Brandi - Okay. Second suitor. If we were making whoopie...

Brody - What's whoopie?

Brandi - Oh, well, uh, if we were...if we were being intimate...

Brody - What, like ****ing?

Brandi - Yeah if we were, uh...what kind of noises would you make?

*Brody makes weird animal noises*

Brody - I think that's personal. I don't think I should answer that.

Brandi - Uh, suitor number three. What would our first date be like ?

Gill Hicks - Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you'd wanna shop in, and then we'd do lunch, probably at the cheese haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fleidermaus. And then I'd follow it all up with a drive to a secluded beach...Where I'd pop on the radio...And then we could slow dance 'til the sun came up.

Brody - That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard ! Look at you. You're the kind of guy that would beg for sex. I should know. We can smell our own.

Brandi - Suitor number three. Is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?

Gill Hicks - Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done, you're not the same as before. You're changed.

Brody - Where do you come up with this ****? That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.

Gill Hicks - Who'd you see me kiss?

Brody - Some dude backstage. He seemed unimpressed.

Gill Hicks - I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.

Brody - Hey, suitor-ette, this guy's a ****phobe; you heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate monger?

Gill Hicks - I don't hate gay people.

Brody - So you love them?

Gill Hicks - Yes. I mean, no.

Brody - Textbook closet case. Self loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.

Brandi - Second suitor. Would you ever make whoopie in public?

Brody - I already did once today. *winks to his exgirlfriend in the audience* But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico, when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely. And everyone puts their pieces or whatever away and deboard. And nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Gill Hicks - Well, did he come or what ?

Brody - Jesus christ ! There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

Brandi - Second suitor. If you were a comic book character, what character would you be ?

Brody - Wow, that's a great question. Tough one, though. What does one gage his response on? Physical prowess? Keen detection skills? The ability to banter well with super villains?

Brandi - How's your comic book collection, Brody?

Brody - It's goin' good, but..Oh, comics? What are you talking about? I don't collect comics. Comics are for kids.