Competitive trolling event?

[KC Elbows]

I win.

****, that was cheap.

[guohuen]

You only won because the rules were stacked in your favor and the only reason it was cheap was you get a price break for cleaning the kwoon. Next time use the 10pd. downrigger ball and two planer boards.

[Shaolin-Do]

I have now claimed dictatorship over kansas city.

[KC Elbows]

Which KC? Kansas, or Missourri?

[Shaolin-Do]

both!!!!!!!!! hahaha.a..........a......a.... err....
hmmmm.....
I need more coffee ****it. My brain still isnt working yet....
:)

[PHILBERT]

I like Choclate milk.

[Suntzu]

no fair… u didn't allow eye pokes, groin shots, and small joint manipulations… my trolling techniques are too dangerous for this board…

[KC Elbows]

You can't have 'em both. You'd have to pay taxes for working in KS while living in MO, which is a pain in the ass. I recommend you take over KC MO, and merely pretend to tolerate KC, KS. It's what everyone else does.

[KC Elbows]

Suntzu, you forgot pressure points and elbows.

[Shuul Vis]

oh yeah well i will use my superior INTERNAL TROLLING TECHNIQUES where i appear to say nothing or very little, and yet i utterly dominate all of you and transform into an elderly person!

[Shaolin-Do]

Ill just destroy KC, KS.
Isnt trolling what the small motor on a boat does? :)

[KC Elbows]

Wow, the loser population on this thread is rising dramatically.:p :D

[Shaolin-Do]

Hey, I get paid while Im here.
;p

[KC Elbows]

This was such a cheap thread. It's like a guaranteed two day diversion, nothing more.

What I need now is links to tastfully, but scantily clad people to give it some staying power.

[fa_jing]

There's a nice picture of David Hasselhoff in another thread that would surely fit the bill.

[ewallace]

Just say something good about America. Laughing Cow will keep it alive for at least a month.

[KC Elbows]

Originally posted by fa_jing
There's a nice picture of David Hasselhoff in another thread that would surely fit the bill.

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the strange language you are speaking.

[Oso]

here's one


and I just discovered that searching for 'scantily clad' on google pictures can yield some scary schit

http://www.math.duke.edu/~eww/tp.html

[greendragon]

Uh...Is this the pot thread ?

[Shaolin-Do]

It may be...
sh!t.. I forgot.

[fa_jing]

why am I afraid to open up that attachment?

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by fa_jing
There's a nice picture of David Hasselhoff in another thread that would surely fit the bill.

I have been summoned!

Behold The Hoff! (http://www.thosebears.com/images/davidhasseloff.jpg)

[KC Elbows]

Sweet God My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[KC Elbows]

What's he doing to that dog?

[norther practitioner]

Nothing you haven't tried already KC

[fa_jing]

oh yeah, *that*'s why I'm afraid to open Oso's attachment.

[Oso]

the picture is pretty tame, most of you have probably seen it on the news lately.

but, whatever you do...don't cut and paste the link. nope. don't do that. I'm serious. I'm so scarred from it I'm going to have to do something to reaffirm my manliness tonight.

[PHILBERT]

Those dogs look frightened.

And now for a random picture of a monkey dancing (http://www.boomspeed.com/landfish/monkeydance.gif).

[Serpent]

Is this a random picture thread!?

[norther practitioner]

Serpent, you shouldn't post things like that... you're turning KC on!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

my avatar (http://users.1st.net/abaddon/head.jpg)

[norther practitioner]

I think we all know that decapitated people turn GDA on...
by the by.... that is nasty as hel1