Did Aliens Invent Wing Chun?

[Grendel]

Suddenly, in historical terms, Wing Chun appeared in secret in China.

From this, it is obvious to even the most casual observer that extraterrestrials invented Wing Chun, and all Wing Chun origin theories must show they descend from the alien race.

Any origin claims that lack this insight have no credibility, unless you can prove this claim to be untrue. :D

Regards,

[Geezer]

I thought you meant Resident Aliens?????????

Sheldon:p

[TjD]

actually, my new sifu has told me the real true only history of wing chun and knows the oldest most traditional style!


he met up with aliens from the gamma centuari galaxy, over 2 million lightyears away. the abducted him and after being anally probed for two years they allowed him to travel back in time to learn wing chun from the source! he trained with ng mui for over 50 years! he would train for 3 years, then the aliens would send him 3 years back in time so he could train more. each time they would bionically restore his body so he never aged and use their memory removing systems on ng mui so she would always forget about him!

his system is obviously the MOST SUPERIOR and the ULTIMATE BEST WING CHUN EVER, and completely 100% traditional! all other styles have only learned wing chun through the grapevine of their lineage, but my sifu has it from the TRUE SOURCE.

my sifu can beat your sifu up.

[reneritchie]

"The surest sign of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that it has not yet tried to contact us."

Waterson, Calvin & Hobbes
(quoted from memory, exact text may vary :P )

[foolinthedeck]

jokes aside..
its interesting, 1 in 3 americans say they have been abducted and many beleive in an alien origin of humanity.

being serious - what aspects of a martial art would suggest an extraterrestrial origin? not science fiction stuff, but things which seem different to the rest of humanity at time of origin.

so stonehenge suggests (i emphasise SUGGESTS) extraterrestrial origin because it appears to be beyond the tech of its time and has features which are not repeated elsewhere.

under this kind of criteria i can see nothing which suggest an ET origin for WC, its simple direct and based on human anatomy.

having said all that, they do say that its good for a small and physically weak person to learn, and those GREYS sure fit the bill.
for more info please see

http://www.noveltynet.org/content/paranormal/www.brotherblue.org/ (http://)

[old jong]

I get it!...we got Wing Chun from aliens from different planets.This explains the lineage variations. ;) :p

[Phil Redmond]

In Canada they'd be called, landed immigrants, eh?.....grin.

[Phil Redmond]

Well, I guess that clears up all that lineage superiority.

"Fook 'em if they can't take a jut"
Ted Tchortov, Toronto

[old jong]

And one of these aliens is soon finishing his last term as prime minister of Canada...Eh? (http://www.canadian.oddballs.com/images/jean_chretien1.jpg) :eek:

[yuanfen]

I liked Trudeau- he knew his groundwork from his judo days.

[John Weiland]

Originally posted by foolinthedeck
jokes aside..
its interesting, 1 in 3 americans say they have been abducted and many beleive in an alien origin of humanity.

LOL! 90 percent of such statistics are just made up on the spur of the moment. What would you guess is the percentage of Americans who believe in leprechauns?


being serious - what aspects of a martial art would suggest an extraterrestrial origin? not science fiction stuff, but things which seem different to the rest of humanity at time of origin.

so stonehenge suggests (i emphasise SUGGESTS) extraterrestrial origin because it appears to be beyond the tech of its time and has features which are not repeated elsewhere.

Plus the technology is beyond UK technical and manufacturing ability to produce it. :p


under this kind of criteria i can see nothing which suggest an ET origin for WC, its simple direct and based on human anatomy.

Maybe they're just softening us up for the coming takeover. D'ja see "Signs?" The idea is, we learn a martial art based on human anatomy, but they're not human, see?


having said all that, they do say that its good for a small and physically weak person to learn, and those GREYS sure fit the bill.
for more info please see

http://www.noveltynet.org/content/paranormal/www.brotherblue.org/ (http://)
The link was broken. Must be the extra-terrestrials up to their mischief. :D

[swordsoul]

everyone knows that stonehenge is an ancient battle arena, first used by immortals a la Highlander, and later it was used as an intergalactic arena in the Mortal Kombat tournament----DUH!!!

matt:p

[anerlich]

It's as likely and well documented a proposition as some of the "theories" being spouted about WC's relationship or non-relationship to Shaolin, etc. and some of the other lineage history claims.

[hakka mui]

Did aliens invent wing chun?

yeah, the aliens were called "women" lol

[kj]

Originally posted by hakka mui
Did aliens invent wing chun?

yeah, the aliens were called "women" lol

:D:D:D And here I was just recovering from the Bears and Gorillas thread.

Regards,
- kj

[reneritchie]

Aliens... Hmmm. Is there anything they couldn't invent!

[old jong]

Here's one captured in the fourthies...? He was using a very small dummy (http://www.earthstation1.com/UFOFiles/Pics/Aliens/Supposed_Photo_of_Alien_circa_late_40%27s_01_jk.jp g) ;)

[Sam]

Naw it's Southern Mantis!

[foolinthedeck]

john weiland made a good point there:

Maybe they're just softening us up for the coming takeover. D'ja see "Signs?" The idea is, we learn a martial art based on human anatomy, but they're not human, see?

wing chun works great against humans but not against other things.. like aliens or bears or ghosts, no seriously, how does your wing chun adapt when the thing you fight isnt like waht you trained for.

the more obvious things is that if you were fighting a mounted (on horseback for you americans:p :p ) assailant could your wing chun still be effective?

[[Censored]]

Shaolin monks with shaved heads...
Mysterious goat abductions...
Inscrutable explanations referring to time, and SPACE...

The truth shall soon be revealed!!!

[old jong]

Too much opium also,eh?... (http://www.holman.net/ufo/archives/pics/Aliens/04f00059.gif)

[yylee]

I told the boys in WCML years ago that Miu Shoon was a "Mar-Shoon" - Martian.

Unfortunely no one believed me at the time.

Now it is time to unfold the history, in this cyber space.


The Miu tribe called themselves the "Mars" in their own dialect.

Where did the Miu tribe came from?

They came from the Chinese Rosewell which took place in the Cin dynasty. After they crashed landed they built these pyramids to remind their children that they are from Mars.

Here is the prove:

http://www.crystalinks.com/pyramidchina.html

And, because the Miu tribe has long forgotten their space technology. They would have to look elsewhere to find a vehicle to return home.

The Qing emperor KengXi at the time wanted to hunt Miu down because he thought Miu was the true inheritor of that space technology, and KengXi wanted to travel to the heavens himself. But the emperor was wrong, Miu knew nothing.

And, with some luck Miu Shoon ran into Ermei by accident and recovered the long lost technology.

And..... the legend..... the myth...... and.... uh...hmmm....

better let this web site explain the whole truth.

www.youfoolsuckeryoubelievewhatisaid.com

;)

[old jong]

Undercover E.T. seen at the mail yesterday!...Hard to see the differencies from us. (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/7494/Predface.gif) :eek: