PDA

View Full Version : OT: With friends like those ...



Laughing Cow
04-22-2003, 11:02 PM
Reposted to clear threat.

[QUOTE]1) From the Daily Mirror, Monday April 7th 2003, page 4:
Brit Pilot's Punch-up

A furious British helicopter pilot who came under
"friendly fire" from American troops landed yards from
them, leapt out and exchanged punches with a US
Marine. The Chinook pilot shouted at him: "When was
the last time you saw a f****** Iraqi in a
helicopter?" The pilot and the marine had to be pulled
apart as American troops advanced on the north of
Baghdad, according to US reports from US Central
Command in Qatar. British military spokesman Group
Captain Al Lockwood said: "I'm afraid it would be an
RAF kind of thing to do. These guys are not known for tolerating fools
gladly."

2) The following was broadcast live on CNN on the 24th of
March.................

In front of camera is the CNN anchor. He is joined by
three American military experts (one being a retired
two-star general from the 'elite' Delta Force) and an
ex SAS soldier. Footage on side-screen shows Iraqi
soldiers surrendering to coalition troops.

CNN Anchor: "We've no current verification as to whether these are
US or British troops the Iraqis are surrendering to."

Yank 1: "They look to be ours - only US troops wear
boots like those."

Yank 2: "Indeed, and they appear to have the standard issue camouflage
fatigues."

Yank 3 (Delta Force): "I'm not sure - we'll have to get close-up images of
them to be 100%. We'll definitely be able to tell from the shape of their
Kevlar helmets if they're ours."

Ex SAS: "I'm surprised to learn you're all experts. Since when did US forces
carry the SA80 rifle as standard issue?
Their DPMs could've been bought, as could their boots and webbing for that
matter, so you're chasing rainbows if you can I.D them from their clothes!"

Anchor: "I think you're right."

Ex SAS: "Of course I'm bloody right - anyone with half
a brain and basic military training worth their salt
should be able to I.D a British soldier by his rifle
unless he's special forces! Not to mention the fact
that they're covering all their arcs of fire properly,
not shouting "woo yeah!" randomly, and haven't raised a
flag in direct contravention of their orders!"

At this point one of the Americans pulls his mike
off and leaves the floor. The other two look very uncomfortable.......

Anchor: "I think we can safely say that the soldiers on your screen are
British....... Now for these messages......."/QUOTE]

:D

shaolin kungfu
04-22-2003, 11:03 PM
That's funny:D

Serpent
04-22-2003, 11:33 PM
Oh man, what happened? That was a funny thread. Kung Lek being a fascist again?

He probably only did it to appease BlackJack as it had anti-American overtones.

Sad, very sad indeed, when free speech is censored.

(I know, it's not free, it's paid for by KFO yadda yadda yadda. Change the record already!)

:)

Laughing Cow
04-22-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Oh man, what happened? That was a funny thread. Kung Lek being a fascist again?
:)

Nope, it was me.
;)

Serpent
04-22-2003, 11:36 PM
Are you serious!? Why dude? WHY!?

(Sorry Kung Lek. D'oh!)

;)

Laughing Cow
04-22-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
Are you serious!? Why dude? WHY!?
;)

Didn't like the direction into which it went.

;)

Serpent
04-22-2003, 11:40 PM
You created a monster. You should live with that instead of playing god.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH!?

Laughing Cow
04-22-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Serpent
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUH!?

Overlord of the Universe

Bow down mere mortal.

:D :D

P.S.: God is a woman

shaolin kungfu
04-22-2003, 11:42 PM
You created a monster. You should live with that instead of playing god.

As long as he's playing god, why not enter him in the god fighting thread?

Serpent
04-22-2003, 11:51 PM
Well, sure, that's one way to kick his arse.

dezhen2001
04-23-2003, 01:23 AM
:D

dawood

David Jamieson
04-23-2003, 03:49 AM
Kung Lek being a fascist again?

I will read that as you being facetious. But I do resent any intimation that I am Facist or anywhere near the right wing of political thinking.

Please be aware that whoever starts a post can delete their own post and all the replies in it.

cheers

Stranger
04-23-2003, 04:44 AM
:rolleyes:

sticky fingers
04-23-2003, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by Laughing Cow
[COLOR=darkblue]


:D :D

P.S.: God is a woman


Overheard from an unknown comedian:

God must be a woman...because only a woman would think to protect the testicles with a thin layer of skin...

Mr Punch
04-23-2003, 06:24 AM
LC, they were funny as ****... any more? Where were they from?

ewallace
04-23-2003, 06:34 AM
Remind me again what country you are from LC. :)

Mr Punch
04-23-2003, 06:49 AM
ew, do you seriously not know where LC is from, or just not remember?

Cos if you're just being facetious, I'd find reverse quotes of US soldiers laying some smack down on UK soldiers in an informed manner just as funny...:rolleyes:

I'd be pretty **** surprised though...:D :p

ewallace
04-23-2003, 06:52 AM
You must have missed the orginal thread Mat. :)

And yes I do know where LC is from.

Mr Punch
04-23-2003, 06:55 AM
Originally posted by ewallace
You must have missed the orginal thread Mat. :)

And yes I do know where LC is from.

Yep, I'm afraid I did. In fact I ain't seen many original threads round here for a while....:rolleyes:

So, anyone got any more comedy scripts from the war?

Shaolin-Do
04-23-2003, 07:59 AM
If god was a woman we wouldnt have c*cks to put our brains in, the toilet seat would not be removable, and in drivers ed they would teach you that the middle lane is for right turns.











:)

guohuen
04-23-2003, 08:44 AM
That's funny!!! I hope the pilot got some good shots in.

Laughing Cow
04-23-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Mat
LC, they were funny as ****... any more? Where were they from?

Found them on another Forum.
:D

Laughing Cow
04-23-2003, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by ewallace
And yes I do know where LC is from.

Nope, he only knows what I typed.

He has no way of verifying that what I typed was the Truth.
:D