Urgent Let's Create A Superhero!!!

[yoda74]

:mad: CRIME IS GETTING WORSE AND IM REALLY ****ED TO THE POINT THAT MY ANGER IS GETTING THE BETTER OF ME ,OBVIOUSLY IM NOT GONNA WEAR MY SISTER'S TIGHTS AND COMMIT MURDER BUT THE LAST PART IS FEELING TOO GOOD TO PASS UP!
A GANG ASSAULTED A CLOSE FEMALE FRIEND OF MINR VIA A CRACKED UP JUNKIE AND THE WHOLE BUNCH IS BUILDING TEIR DEADLY REP...THE CRACKHEAD IS IN JAIL AND THE SALES HAVE BOOSTED ...ALONG WITH THE DANGER ... AND THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR PAYROLL

[SaMantis]

Check my avatar, baby ...

Somewhere in Lower Manhattan, a pink-tighted avenger lies in wait, to strike back against single men hitting on drunk girls everywhere ... or at least just lower Manhattan ...


Oh, wait. You're looking for a crime fighter.

Never mind. :(

[ewallace]

Anyone care to translate this?
Lowercase letters will suffice.

[MasterKiller]

CRIME IS GETTING WORSE AND IM REALLY ****ED TO THE POINT THAT MY ANGER IS GETTING THE BETTER OF ME ,OBVIOUSLY IM NOT GONNA WEAR MY SISTER'S TIGHTS AND COMMIT MURDER BUT THE LAST PART IS FEELING TOO GOOD TO PASS UP!
A GANG ASSAULTED A CLOSE FEMALE FRIEND OF MINR VIA A CRACKED UP JUNKIE AND THE WHOLE BUNCH IS BUILDING TEIR DEADLY REP...THE CRACKHEAD IS IN JAIL AND THE SALES HAVE BOOSTED ...ALONG WITH THE DANGER ... AND THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR PAYROLL

Translation =

My mom won't buy me Mortal Kombat 4 so I'm going to dye my hair blue and listen to Marilyn Manson all night!

[shaolin kungfu]

I'd be immigration dude.
I'd send all the foreigners back to their land,
For eating up all of our food.

[Xebsball]

I've seen stuff from Volcano Admin thats more readable than this

[MasterKiller]

I would be this guy! (http://store6.yimg.com/I/martialartsmart_1729_1302713)

[shaolin kungfu]

Crotch Man! Impervious to all forms of groin attacks!

[Shaolin-Do]

Is that man hanging massive weight from his bojangles?
I would more than happily demonstrate my testicular fortitude, but not in such a way. :)

I would be.... Captain morgan.
bahahhahwahaarrrrrrrrrrr..............
(thats a drunken swashbuckling pirate laugh.)

[SevenStar]

you already have two - Ryu and myself. You can do a search and see some of our crime foiling antics. Now, all we need are some snazzy costumes...

[Xebsball]

i can get you a yellow spandex if you like, or a pink g-string

[Chang Style Novice]

Why not both?

[Xebsball]

yes indeed, sevenstar can be yellow + pink
while ryu can be pink + yellow, hows that :)

[Chang Style Novice]

I'll alert the seamstresses. Now, who wants nipples molded into their body armor? And are we going cape or no cape?

[Xebsball]

i think Sevenstar bodytype is of the kind that could benefit from the molded nipples imho

[Chang Style Novice]

Fine. How many? Four? Six? Eight?

[GreyMystik]

and just where would you like those nipples molded sirs? :D

[Chang Style Novice]

At the factory, obviously.

[SolarStance]

Narcalepso! Defender... of...the...zzzzzzzz...PEOPLE!!!

[shaolin kungfu]

Step aside narcalepso! Hermaphrodite to the rescue!

[Serpent]

Sevenstar is a molded nipple.

[SevenStar]

you're just mad because your girlfriend likes my nipples :p

[SevenStar]

I'll take the yellow spandex, but negative on the gstring, unless it's black.... pink might look somewhat gay

[Serpent]

Originally posted by SevenStar
you're just mad because your girlfriend likes my nipples :p

Yeah, she wishes hers were so feminine.

( :confused: )

*shrug*

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by SevenStar
you already have two - Ryu and myself. You can do a search and see some of our crime foiling antics. Now, all we need are some snazzy costumes...

*burp* (http://www.geocities.com/dark_knight_ct2001/Index2.htm)

[Serpent]

Oh lord...

[Former castleva]

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/d/adl135/animecon/Otakon01/megaman.jpg

http://www.tronster.com/homelife/2001/20010811-Otakon/megaman_tronster.jpg

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=269671

You´ve got your superhero.

[cho]

remember, being a superhero means being responsible. so wear your underwear on the INSIDE of your costume.

[Former castleva]

Hey,if you´re looking for a superhero so desperately,you better not stick into secondary issues.
Or you might just lose your superhero!
Beggars can´t be choosers.

[yoda74]

Between the time I posted this forum a lot has happened... Including a few major injuries and amputaions to some ruthless but deserving individuals ... thanks for the laugh .... I think superheroes in tights should be out of style and adopt the styles in the Matrix:reloaded Movie!!!

[PHILBERT]

Originally posted by yoda74
Between the time I posted this forum a lot has happened... Including a few major injuries and amputaions to some ruthless but deserving individuals ... thanks for the laugh .... I think superheroes in tights should be out of style and adopt the styles in the Matrix:reloaded Movie!!!

But...Trinity WORE tights...

[Shuul Vis]

OK how about Captain Conformity!!! He has the awesome power to not think for himself and do whatever popular culture dictates. He battles evil free thinkers throughout the world at night while living a complete and utterly normal life as the mild mannered Tommy Hillfiger during the day!

[MasterKiller]

But...Trinity WORE tights... Tight pants are not the same as tights.

[rubthebuddha]

shuul -- don't forget his equally panzy sidekick -- abercrombie boy. :p

[PHILBERT]

MK, she looked 10 times better though wearing them in this movie than she did in the first one.