View Full Version : OT-Fight terror: register as an American Patriot at Ashcroft website
carly
04-30-2003, 11:22 AM
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp
chen zhen
04-30-2003, 11:34 AM
Is that something from a comic book?
MasterKiller
04-30-2003, 11:41 AM
That whole site is whack.
It's not real. Read the disclaimer.
shaolin kungfu
04-30-2003, 11:42 AM
Nice avatar chen!:D
Suntzu
04-30-2003, 11:43 AM
:eek: :D
LOL@"Fox News is fair, balanced, and profoundly watchable"
and
"What Would Jesus Do? ...Walk on waterGun down abortion doctorsCure the blindGive $300 Tax RebatesKick Mohammed’s assJesus who?"
LOL@this (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/texas_lead_enema.asp) too...
GreyMystik
04-30-2003, 12:07 PM
of course it's real. i clicked on it, and a website came up. that makes it real.
gotta love the bottom...
By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed **** who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
Chang Style Novice
04-30-2003, 01:29 PM
Just to be sure - you guys do know the difference between whitehouse.gov and whitehouse.org, right?
ewallace
04-30-2003, 01:30 PM
Screw that. Nobody is shooting me at any scuds anytime soon.
Suntzu
04-30-2003, 01:47 PM
Word :confused: … people was shooting SCUDS @ u… I hope u moved to a new neighborhood…
KC Elbows
04-30-2003, 02:13 PM
He's saying he's not gonna get used as a patriot missile, for shooting down scuds.
Budokan
04-30-2003, 04:10 PM
It's fake but it might as well be real. Ashcroft is the f*cking genius who lost an election to a dead man and also dresses naked statues in his spare time -- that was his first order of business as soon as he became Attorney General. He's a ratf*cking pig and the sooner he's gone the better off we'd all be...
chen zhen
05-01-2003, 03:55 AM
Here's the whole bunch (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/index.asp)
lol, I like the "sec. strangelove"
and I never heard about the war on masturbation (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp)
:cool:
shaolin kungfu:
I said stop lookin
:D
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