OT-Fight terror: register as an American Patriot at Ashcroft website

[carly]

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp

[chen zhen]

Is that something from a comic book?

[MasterKiller]

That whole site is whack.

It's not real. Read the disclaimer.

[shaolin kungfu]

Nice avatar chen!:D

[Suntzu]

:eek: :D

LOL@"Fox News is fair, balanced, and profoundly watchable"
and
"What Would Jesus Do? ...Walk on waterGun down abortion doctorsCure the blindGive $300 Tax RebatesKick Mohammed’s assJesus who?"

LOL@this (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/posters/texas_lead_enema.asp) too...

[GreyMystik]

of course it's real. i clicked on it, and a website came up. that makes it real.

gotta love the bottom...

By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed **** who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.

[Chang Style Novice]

Just to be sure - you guys do know the difference between whitehouse.gov and whitehouse.org, right?

[ewallace]

Screw that. Nobody is shooting me at any scuds anytime soon.

[Suntzu]

Word :confused: … people was shooting SCUDS @ u… I hope u moved to a new neighborhood…

[KC Elbows]

He's saying he's not gonna get used as a patriot missile, for shooting down scuds.

[Budokan]

It's fake but it might as well be real. Ashcroft is the f*cking genius who lost an election to a dead man and also dresses naked statues in his spare time -- that was his first order of business as soon as he became Attorney General. He's a ratf*cking pig and the sooner he's gone the better off we'd all be...

[chen zhen]

Here's the whole bunch (http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/index.asp)
lol, I like the "sec. strangelove"

and I never heard about the war on masturbation (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp)
:cool:

shaolin kungfu:
I said stop lookin
:D