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Taomonkey
05-02-2003, 12:45 PM
The pictures of W on the carrier reminded me of Loyd Bridges in Hot Shots and Hot Shots Part Deux. Could you see Bill, Hillary or Algore on an aircraft carrier,,,,,not.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 12:48 PM
Bill would be with Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson in a brothel bathtub playing drinking games, like a real man.

Taomonkey
05-02-2003, 12:49 PM
Bill would be Owen, fast mouthed full of Sheit, and loves the *****s. (wow it filtered out w.h.o.r.e.)

ewallace
05-02-2003, 12:50 PM
Could you see Bill, Hillary or Algore on an aircraft carrier
Nope. Any self respecting troop would toss their ass in the drink.

Chang Style Novice
05-02-2003, 12:50 PM
From left, George W. Bush, Ari Fliescher, and John Ashcroft. (http://www.beckett.com/celebriducks/three_stooges/3stooges26.jpg)

Hey, you asked!

Taomonkey
05-02-2003, 12:52 PM
LOL at the red headed stranger,
"I lost all the hearing in my left ear in a freak straw and spoon accident at a Jefferson Airplane concert" W

Kuen
05-02-2003, 12:58 PM
This actor bears a striking resemblence to Dumbya. Ain't he cute being bottle fed by another "great" President?

Dubya (http://www.cs.umd.edu/users/labrinid/hoff/movies/1998/feb/Bedtime4Bonzo.html)



Could you see Bill, Hillary or Algore on an aircraft carrier

Nope. Any self respecting troop would toss their ass in the drink.


From the looks on many of the sailors faces last night it appears they would've loved to have pitched the Chimp as well. Guess that 18 months of being AWOL (http://www.awolbush.com/) didn't fly to well.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 12:58 PM
Dubya would be that guy from that movie who used to drink a lot and do coke, but then at the end of the movie he becomes president because of his rich daddy.

Kuen
05-02-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller
Dubya would be that guy from that movie who used to drink a lot and do coke, but then at the end of the movie he becomes president because of his rich daddy.


Amazing how much he has in common with the leader of North Korea, isn't it.

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:03 PM
You should really check this (http://www.kleenex.com/home.htm) out Kuen.

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:04 PM
At least dubya snorted. Slick willy didn't have the cojones to even inhale. Let alone defend our country. :)

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:05 PM
Ancient Chinese proverb:

Better to be blown than do blow.

GreyMystik
05-02-2003, 01:06 PM
whadda ya mean "used to"?

Kuen
05-02-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by ewallace
You should really check this (http://www.kleenex.com/home.htm) out Kuen.

Yeeeeeeeeeah boy, you sho tol' me.

Still doesn't make your boy any less of a crook, coke head, deserter, fascist pig now does it?

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:07 PM
That was pretty funny. Some people just seem to be built with a nose for coke.

Taomonkey
05-02-2003, 01:07 PM
WTF,,,,,,oooooo Ben Affleck spoog,,,,I almost forget about tacos.

MMMM tacos so good in my tummie ummie ummie give me more,,,oh I love you Ben, I almost forget about Tacos.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:08 PM
Taco flavored kisses, baby....

Taco, Burrito....Taco-burrito

Taomonkey
05-02-2003, 01:09 PM
Taco flavored kisses for my W.

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:11 PM
Cokehead? Yes
Deserter? I haven't seen any charges on his record about it.
Crook? Prove it. Oh wait, he hasn't been impeached.
Fascist Pig? Why, because he has the balls to do something when we are attacked that our previous putz did not? If that's a fascist pig then label me one too.

Do you attend Berkely too or are you just between the ages of 18-23?

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:14 PM
Crook? Prove it.
He's not the crook. It's Cheney. Dubya is just Cheney's biatch.

Chang Style Novice
05-02-2003, 01:15 PM
Something leads me to believe Mastakilla and Taomonkey are doing something stronger than coke, pot, or tacos.

I mean, WTF??!!?

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:16 PM
He's not the crook. It's Cheney. Dubya is just Cheney's biatch.
Now thats quite a reasonable scenario.

Kuen
05-02-2003, 01:16 PM
ewallace, you need to open your eyes boy. The Air Force documents to his desertion are freely available hundred's of places on the web. Not to mention you can buy them under the Freedom of Information act, unless your fascist ruler has dome away with that too.


Crook? At the very least his DUI records (as well as Cheney's) are available freely.

fas·cism
Pronunciation: 'fa-"shi-z&m also 'fa-"si-
Function: noun
Etymology: Italian fascismo, from fascio bundle, fasces, group, from Latin fascis bundle & fasces fasces
Date: 1921
1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control <early instances of army fascism and brutality -- J. W. Aldridge>


Just because you are poorly read and uninformed doesn't make the truth you're hiding from any less true.

KC Elbows
05-02-2003, 01:17 PM
Here's an idea for the flamers. Shut the **** up. Seeing as how Hillary Clinton and Al Gore did not get impeached, we were all making fun of each other's lame duck politician's peacerfully, until the fukknuts couldn't contain themselves yet again.

Christ, I was just thinking "Wow, the only day this week I've really been on here at all, and it's been pleasant". So much for that.

Kuen
05-02-2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by KC Elbows
Here's an idea for the flamers. Shut the **** up. Seeing as how Hillary Clinton and Al Gore did not get impeached, we were all making fun of each other's lame duck politician's peacerfully, until the fukknuts couldn't contain themselves yet again.

Christ, I was just thinking "Wow, the only day this week I've really been on here at all, and it's been pleasant". So much for that.


Translation please?

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:22 PM
Something leads me to believe Mastakilla and Taomonkey are doing something stronger than coke, pot, or tacos.
It's a Southpark thing, KC....you wouldn't understand.

KC Elbows
05-02-2003, 01:22 PM
Translation: two people decided to start a flame way, and I got annoyed. Not directed to those who joined the flame war afterwords, but to the people who seem to take the flame war EVERYWHERE on the forum.

KC Elbows
05-02-2003, 01:23 PM
And I got the Southpark referrence. It was CSN who was saying that.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:24 PM
my bad

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:25 PM
Please inform me how a DUI makes a person a crook? I guess since you whine about everything like a little girl, that makes you a pedophile?

Just so you know, I am not the world's biggest Bush supporter. His background is extremely questionable and so are some of his staff's prior business deals.

I am not necessarily a republican or a conservative or a liberal. I did vote for Bush because at the time, he was the best choice, IMO. If it was him and AG next year I would vote the same.

My statements are a reflection of my dislike for our prior president, and of the fact I am fed up with folks like yourself whining about every little thing that they don't like. Life isn't fair. If something is really bothering you then step away from the keyboard and do something about it.

Stay the hell out of this KC.

Chang Style Novice
05-02-2003, 01:25 PM
Must be a very recent episode. I only had my cable shut off a couple weeks ago.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:27 PM
It's the Jennifer Lopez episode.

Of course, I liked "Three bean burritos and a soda pop" better than "Taco flavored kisses."

But who doesn't?

Taomonkey
05-02-2003, 01:28 PM
I am a loyal republican monkey, (ok mabey more libertarian) just think GW looked like Loyd Bridges when he got off the plane. In fact I'm listening to Rush Limbaugh streaming right now.

As for CSN, I never did anything harder than Willie Nelson did.

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:29 PM
I still have not seen a report from a verified source. If anyone has a link to GW's AWOL from a CERTIFIED government website I would be more than happy to read it.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:31 PM
http://www.talion.com/georgebush.html

has some scanned documents.

KC Elbows
05-02-2003, 01:32 PM
EWallace, you have absolutely no say over me. If I wanted to read an argument of yours or Laughing Cows, I'd check EVERY OTHER FLIPPIN THREAD ON THE FORUM.

Keeerist. Give it a break.

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:33 PM
As I said, a CERTIFIABLE site. I can manipulate a document with photoshop as well as the next guy.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:34 PM
As I said, a CERTIFIABLE site. I can manipulate a document with photoshop as well as the next guy.

:rolleyes:
it's like the blind leading the blind

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:34 PM
EWallace, you have absolutely no say over me
Sure I do. No get your ass back in the kitchen and make me some fren.... ahh...freedom toast.

KC Elbows
05-02-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by MasterKiller


:rolleyes:
it's like the blind leading the blind

Agreed.

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:37 PM
I saw that. Please tell me what is wrong with forming my opinions with information that is deemed reliable?

KC Elbows
05-02-2003, 01:39 PM
Form your opinion on your own time for a change.

Asw for the actual topic, the easy answer is 'any Rodney Dangerfield movie'.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:40 PM
oh yeah, Fox News is reeeaal reliable, huh?

Did you forget to take your soma pill this morning?

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:41 PM
Asw for the actual topic, the easy answer is 'any Rodney Dangerfield movie'

You win.

:D

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:41 PM
As reliable as CNN, AP, Reuters, BBC, and a few others that I will read before I form an opinion.

MasterKiller
05-02-2003, 01:43 PM
That's my point.

You believe those self-censored pieces of crap, but dismiss other sources because they aren't 'reliable.'

:rolleyes:

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:45 PM
No, I read them all and compare what they present. I never take what any of them have to say as absolute fact.

Chang Style Novice
05-02-2003, 01:47 PM
Comic book characters who remind me of Ewallace and Mastakilla. (http://www.mises.org/images/spy-vs-spy.gif)

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:49 PM
Just so CSN and KC Elbows know they are still number one with me (http://www.stuntmanfi/htm/tuotteet/liput/lippu28.jpg)

Chang Style Novice
05-02-2003, 01:55 PM
Awww...that's sweet.

Seriously, though - do you guys ever get tired of arguing?

ewallace
05-02-2003, 01:59 PM
Yes. I am now. My temper got the best of me. I've said all that I have to say.

@PLUGO
05-02-2003, 02:51 PM
George W (http://www.serkis.com/images/9989.jpg).... Gone Fishin'

chen zhen
05-03-2003, 01:56 AM
OK, here's the proof:
dubya WAS in the army (http://www.ericsfunnypictures.com/RamboSquirrel.html)
;)