Extremely Important

[Shuul Vis]

I was wondering, after say 5 years practice in an internal system, could i wipe my backside using only internal energy? This is very, very important and special.

[Mr. Horse]

And you call me stupid.

[Shuul Vis]

Yes, i do think that anal exercise involving internal energy is more important than sexual relations with asian women. Unless of course i could make asian women wipe my backside...but that would involve mind control and im not interested in that right now. Im truly sorry if i offended you.

[SevenStar]

I was always told it took seven years, and even then, you only half wipe. it takes ten years to fully acquire the skill - longer if you have a big arse.

[Shuul Vis]

Really? Thanks for the info. My teacher boasts of his mastery of the technique but i just dont know man. I just dont know.

[prana]

hmm I think you should give your sifu a stab to find out his skill ! :D :p

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

"And you call me stupid."

lol

[shaolin kungfu]

You have weird freinds gda. Which kind of makes sense.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

the sad thing is that we were the most normal of our old school group. a lot of our newer friends are kinda normal i think.

[shaolin kungfu]

That is sad. To think that you two were the most normal out of any group is mind boggling.

[Budokan]

Yes, it can be done, but remember to wipe away from the scrotum (assuming you have one) for hygenic purposes.

[Liokault]

OOOOO cross thread bikkering.