Guns Dont Kill People, Guns Do.

[Shuul Vis]

I got shot in the face last night while on my way home from the store. The dude was like "I got yo a ss!" and then ran away with my pants. (i wear some really fancy pants) After this incident i dont think i like guns as much.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

you mean my pants .... with the ruffels and cum stains???

[shaolin kungfu]

Your joking right?

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i want my pants back.

[Shuul Vis]

Well i guess i was sorta joking. He actually shot me twice but i saw the second one coming so i didnt count that one. I figured if i let him shoot me again he would just leave. I had popscicles that were going to melt if i didnt get them home so i was in hurry.