KC Elbows
05-09-2003, 02:18 PM
All right, in case this hasn't been covered before:
I was doing forms the other day, because I didn't want to lift weights, cause they slow you up and all, when I got thinking about all that Shaolin Do stuff, which reminded me of tai chi hippies and how grappling always beats striking, so anyway, I got looking at the time, and I realized that, holy crap, I had forgotten to work on my no touch knock out, so I did it a few times, using my cat as a target, and anyway, being an inner door disciple, most of your wouldn't understand, I was using weapons like an extension of my open hand work, and suddenly, WAM! I realized that this whole war thing was over oil, but it was the liberals fault too.
Anyway, I got up and hurt my leg doing it, probably because I haven't been keeping up on my taoist sexual practices, or my san shou, or was it san soo? You know, that kung fu style? Anyway, so I hurt my leg, and got thinking, maybe my teacher could adjust my chi?
As it turned out, I was on my way to get a chi adjustment when this guy came and tried a double leg take down. Well, that was his mistake, as I knew a lot of traditional tai chi and wing chun ground fighting methods. So, I did some pressure point stuff on him, but I didn't use the dim mak, I just left him there and continued on to my school, where I found my teacher had opened a tae bo class and closed the traditional point sparring program to replace it with sticky hands, because our art is too deadly.
So anyway, does anyone else here have any experience with that?:D
I was doing forms the other day, because I didn't want to lift weights, cause they slow you up and all, when I got thinking about all that Shaolin Do stuff, which reminded me of tai chi hippies and how grappling always beats striking, so anyway, I got looking at the time, and I realized that, holy crap, I had forgotten to work on my no touch knock out, so I did it a few times, using my cat as a target, and anyway, being an inner door disciple, most of your wouldn't understand, I was using weapons like an extension of my open hand work, and suddenly, WAM! I realized that this whole war thing was over oil, but it was the liberals fault too.
Anyway, I got up and hurt my leg doing it, probably because I haven't been keeping up on my taoist sexual practices, or my san shou, or was it san soo? You know, that kung fu style? Anyway, so I hurt my leg, and got thinking, maybe my teacher could adjust my chi?
As it turned out, I was on my way to get a chi adjustment when this guy came and tried a double leg take down. Well, that was his mistake, as I knew a lot of traditional tai chi and wing chun ground fighting methods. So, I did some pressure point stuff on him, but I didn't use the dim mak, I just left him there and continued on to my school, where I found my teacher had opened a tae bo class and closed the traditional point sparring program to replace it with sticky hands, because our art is too deadly.
So anyway, does anyone else here have any experience with that?:D