who would win?

[Fred Sanford]

If a gorilla fought a polar bear who would win?

[MasterKiller]

Which ever one Royce wasn't choking at the time.

[norther practitioner]

Polar bear.

[Ford Prefect]

The gorilla has a puncher's chance but PJJ would be hard to defeat.

[Former castleva]

Polar bear.

As documented,polar bear is cabable of eliminating a human head with one slap.

I´m not a primatologist but I must point out that just like with bears,there is no such thing as simply a "bear bear" or "plain gorilla".

[Liokault]

I have a long running pub argument over this.

I say that on land no other animal (other than maybe poisen spiders) could take out a polar bear!!

I have a friend who says that a rhino would win with a massive charge but i counter this by saying that if the charge didnt kill the bear then the bear would maul the rhino to death.

Now in the sea the killer whale is the boss but thats a differant thread.

[norther practitioner]

OK, so, you'll all see me on the news tonight.

This really got me wondering, so I went down to the zoo, ****ed off both animals real good ya know... Opened up the cage for the gorilla and had him chase me into the polar bear area. They squared off, the gorilla through some feces at the bear, the bear got wicked pizzed off, then mauled the gorilla, one swipe and the gorilla was bleeding bad, the gorilla went for a double leg, but couldn't even get the bear down, the bear swiped his back and severed the spinal cord. The gorilla was a goner.

The striker won by dismemberment and enjoyed the winnings with a nice bottle of chianti.

[Surferdude]

I would win!!!:D :p ;)
But seriously a 3 toed sloth would win.. using his ninja like skills and thrashing both animals with his 3 claws!!!!!:D :eek:

[Chang Style Novice]

If a mango fought a papaya, who would win?

[Fred Sanford]

if yo moma fought a box of chocolate chip cookies who would win?

[Chang Style Novice]

If yo daddy fought the repo man taking back his lime green Le Car who would win?

[SevenStar]

Originally posted by Fred Sanford
if yo moma fought a box of chocolate chip cookies who would win?

judging by the weight gain I've noticed on his mom, I say the cookies

[shaolin kungfu]

if yo moma fought a box of chocolate chip cookies who would win?

Both. Your mom gets the pleasure of eating cookies, and the cookies kill her slowly.

[Serpent]

If someone posted a martial arts related thread on KFO, what would happen?

[SevenStar]

We'd be an actual MA board - if course, that can't happen

[joedoe]

Then the world would implode.

[Serpent]

Who would win in a fight between a gorilla and an orang utan?

[Chang Style Novice]

Does the color of the utan really matter?

Anyway, in a fight between one of MC Hammer's pair of sparkly genie pants (http://www.weaintcool.com/pictures/articles/fashion/hammer.gif) and a pair of low rise flare jeans (http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/66668.jpg) who would win?

[sticky fingers]

not quite a polar bear, here's a grizzly bear weapon

[sticky fingers]

If a human fought a grizzly bear, who would win?

Here's the answer

WARNING: graphic picture of a human losing to a grizzly. Not for viewing by children

[joedoe]

Jesus Christ.

[Former castleva]

I think you might not want to offer those pictures (here)
there could be kids viewing this site.

[shaolin kungfu]

Or at least give a warning! That was GDA level sickness!

[sticky fingers]

Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
Or at least give a warning!


done


Originally posted by shaolin kungfu

That was GDA level sickness!

Have you seen my 'not for the squeamish' post in the health forum yet?

[shaolin kungfu]

Yeah. That was messed up to. I think i'm scarred for life.:(

[joedoe]

I knew grizzlies were big, but I had no idea of the scale of them. That paw was huge, and the claws were unbelieveable!

[Mr Punch]

There's a man who can honestly say his ***** is as thick as his leg...!:D

[Mr Punch]

*sigh*

I was being polite for a change... I said "*****."

:rolleyes:

[Laughing Cow]

Originally posted by Mat
*sigh*

I was being polite for a change... I said "*****."

:rolleyes:

Use everyday "English" words and the swear filter won't pick it up, it is said to US and Dictionary terms.

;)

But than some guys might need a translator to get what you are saying.

:D

[Serpent]

Well, ***** is the same in "English" and "American".

:confused:

[Serpent]

Originally posted by Mat
There's a man who can honestly say his ***** is as thick as his leg...!:D

And that's in pretty poor taste, really, mate.

Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, but you know...

[Mr Punch]

Originally posted by Serpent

And that's in pretty poor taste, really, mate.
Poor taste huh? I wouldn't know, I didn't eat the poor ****er...:eek: :D

... wouldn't be able to type if my paws were that big... (wanders off to catch a salmon...)

[shaolin kungfu]

Who would win, a tard or a table?

I already know the answer.