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NorthernMantis
05-12-2003, 04:10 PM
With the ability to counter any Gracie bjj punch my Kimura kick will destroy it and pummel and yes my friends even grapple!!:eek: :eek:

chen zhen
05-13-2003, 04:12 AM
Right..
:o

NorthernMantis
05-13-2003, 04:49 AM
Uhh it's supposed to be a joke after ralek came up with it. I thought you were gonna say it's no match for your Yip Man punch or something oh well....:D

chen zhen
05-13-2003, 04:57 AM
right..

:D just messing with ya!

chen zhen
05-13-2003, 08:06 AM
Did Ralek come up with that shiet? I thought he had dissapeared again:rolleyes:

Old jong should make a new sequel to the Ralek movie series:D ****, those movies cracked me up. thumbs up, old jong;)

NorthernMantis
05-14-2003, 04:54 AM
lol Ralek did come up with that. I'm just waiting to see what he says next.

chen zhen
05-14-2003, 07:55 AM
Did he say it recently, I haven't seen that guy around here for a long time. luckily :rolleyes:
Maybe he's hurt himself, trying to choke out his dog, or something:D , or trying out a move he learned from playing Street-Fighter:eek:

Shaolin-Do
05-14-2003, 11:17 AM
no no, he learned it from the truly "authentic" kung fu from the new mortal kombat.
...
One a side note, shouldnt the MK people get in trouble? I counted like 8 times that the letters "KKK" appear in a set of 3....
sneaky bast ards.
:)

chen zhen
05-15-2003, 05:31 AM
KKK? (http://wantdbest.com/humor/pics/stpeter.html)
;)

old jong
05-15-2003, 09:15 AM
Roll the camera! (http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1087862)
(This motion picture is dedicated to Chen Zhen who has good tastes in movies);)

chen zhen
05-15-2003, 10:28 AM
AAww, *shugs* I'm flattered, you didn't have to..
:D
It's good to see he's found a purpose in life:rolleyes: , at least he has a live wrestling partner now:p

Kristoffer
05-17-2003, 02:22 PM
That sucked ass :D

chen zhen
05-17-2003, 02:49 PM
What else would you expect, with Ralek in the leading role:p

cha kuen
05-17-2003, 09:22 PM
Good Post.

Kristoffer
05-18-2003, 06:07 AM
no it still sucks ass

chen zhen
05-18-2003, 10:46 AM
Tell that to old jong, not me:eek:
:D

NorthernMantis
05-18-2003, 07:20 PM
Well isn't anyone going to stop my kimura kick with a william cheung single leg takedown?

chen zhen
05-19-2003, 02:18 AM
no:cool:



;)

NorthernMantis
05-19-2003, 08:03 PM
:D

Well obviously satire isn't my forte. The whole object of the thread was to make fun of raleks bjj punch but oh well.

chen zhen
05-20-2003, 04:13 AM
We've made enough fun of him already

but that does'nt mean that we have to stop making fun of him;)

OK, i'll stop you're BJJ punch with my bruce lee jumping stomp kick, followed by a kendo armlock, and finish it with my aikido kick

there, happy?:cool: :p

David
05-20-2003, 08:00 AM
Was it Ralek who found a dying dogfish on the beach and practiced on it? I want to organise a seminar on defense against beached fish.

-David

chen zhen
05-20-2003, 09:51 AM
lol

NorthernMantis
05-27-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by chen zhen
We've made enough fun of him already

but that does'nt mean that we have to stop making fun of him;)

OK, i'll stop you're BJJ punch with my bruce lee jumping stomp kick, followed by a kendo armlock, and finish it with my aikido kick

there, happy?:cool: :p

Umm yes:cool: :D