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norther practitioner
05-14-2003, 11:19 AM
"...Dear Gungfu, I think your store is the best. I don't trust anybody else but you. You have the lowest prices on the net. I have a request. Do you think it is possible to make JUST the Japanese swords like the ninjitsu out of titanium instead of steel? I work for the FBI and I am a skilled warrior in ninjitsu. I perfer
a sword rather than a gun. My boss told me that steel is not strong enough for me. If you can't fulfill my request, can you please give me information on where I can upgrade my sword? I am one of many ninjas in the U.S.
The speical thing about me is it is legal for me to carry a sword on the streets.I have all of your ninjitsu weapons and tools. Thank you for helping me to become a (full-blooded) NINJA.


I think they are giving martial arts mart (http://www.martialartsmart.com) a run for there money...lol

this is from gungfu.com (http://www.gungfu.com)

in the customer comments section...[
Guile
05-14-2003, 11:23 AM
:confused:
Water Dragon
05-14-2003, 11:27 AM
gungfu.com must be the absolute worst place to order anything from the net. I still have nightmares from dealing with those people.
norther practitioner
05-14-2003, 11:32 AM
The only thing I can garnish that is good is that they realize that ninjas are totally sweet.
Oso
05-14-2003, 12:20 PM
are not
norther practitioner
05-14-2003, 12:57 PM
Are too, I even have proof....

ninjas are cool (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

And we all know that everything we find on the net is true...
rubthebuddha
05-14-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by norther practitioner
And we all know that everything we find on the net is true...
sweeeeet. then there really are hot russian women jonesin to rub my buddha. :D



about gungfu.com -- i have heard nothing good about them, but i've heard more than plenty ungoodness.
Oso
05-14-2003, 01:32 PM
sorry that sight is old, you will need better proof.

like, show me a ninja that has won a mma contest.
norther practitioner
05-14-2003, 01:38 PM
http://www.ashidakim.com

just for good measure.
Oso
05-14-2003, 01:39 PM
it's a good thing we all know you are joking.

everyone knows the GOOD ninja websites are invisable.
Kristoffer
05-15-2003, 03:53 AM
Ninja styleeee