The REAL Conspiracy

[t_niehoff]

Sandman,

We are actually all in cahoots to drive you insane -- as you now must see, all these "little" conspriacies that you mention, and fell for (thinking we were being genuine) are actually part of the larger, hidden one. Haaa! Got cha. ;) The Illuminati Rule!

Terence

[KingMonkey]

The thing that bothers me about this statement
Come on folks, I’m the moderator on a Kung Fu message board, not a board member of the Illuminati.is that's exactly what he'd say if he were a member of the Illuminati. Coincidence ? I doubt it.

[reneritchie]

I told you we should have gone with the "gas light" approach. Darn. Quick, someone go move Sandman's mouse to the other side of his screen and drop his chair down 2 notches...

(When do we come clean and admit there was no Collogne incident? Just a sound stage in Nevada and some early Virtua effects???)

[Alpha Dog]

Joke's on all of you -- there is no Sandman!

[reneritchie]

Doh!

[WCis4me]

Originally posted by t_niehoff
Sandman,

We are actually all in cahoots to drive you insane -- as you now must see, all these "little" conspriacies that you mention, and fell for (thinking we were being genuine) are actually part of the larger, hidden one. Haaa! Got cha. ;) The Illuminati Rule!

Terence
LMAO!!!!!! You guys are all Toooooooooooo funny!!!

Next thread.......
Understanding the finer movements and concepts of the Illuminati conspiracy and how it relates to YOUR WC.........lol

Thanks for the laugh all!

[reneritchie]

Don't you people realize, Illuminati spelled backwards is Itanimulli!!!!!

[BAI HE]

Did they kill Kennedy?

[Alpha Dog]

Nice, I like the way you used "they" to deflect attention away from yourself.

[KingMonkey]

Actually I'm a member of the real Illuminati, not that fake cr*p Sandman belongs to. They stand funny. pffft

[BAI HE]

It's actually a Chinese Free Mason conspiracy.
It originated in Boston. When you go to their
lodge they pretend not to speak english when
you ask about the Bak Mei lessons.

[ntc]

What is the "Chinese Free Mason" conspiracy? Pardon the ignorance.

[BAI HE]

There is a Chinese Mason lodge in Boston's Chinatown.
It is known that they teach Bak Mei there. The just don't
teach the round eye.

[Alpha Dog]

Of course not! Why teach those who can't be taught!!

[BAI HE]

LMFAO!

[reneritchie]

What about the starry eyed?

[BAI HE]

Or the glazed eye!

[ntc]

So, in essence..... they tecah you how to get the eye black, but not round, eh??? ;-)

[t_niehoff]

It's the "all-seeing" eye at the top of the pyramid! They're coming for the Sandman.

Terence

[Sandman2[Wing Chun]]

Originally posted by t_niehoff
Sandman,

We are actually all in cahoots to drive you insane -- as you now must see, all these "little" conspriacies that you mention, and fell for (thinking we were being genuine) are actually part of the larger, hidden one. Haaa! Got cha. ;) The Illuminati Rule!

Terence

<slaps forhead with hand>

Why didn't I realize that before? I mean, it had crossed my mind, but I thought that was just paranoia... :) I guess I'd better go join the Discordians after all.... :p

Hail Eris!

[Atleastimnotyou]

is it wrong that i am enjoying this thread more than ones about wing chun? LOL



Corey

[yuanfen]

It is about wing chun!!!

[t_niehoff]

Joy *has* the all-seeing eye!

Terence

[captain]

hmm....it seems to me, that most [not all] of the north
american ma's on here,could as easily be "doing" pro
kite flying and collecting comic books,as they do wck.

why on earth cant the teachers come to the the uk and
such.

hey guys,sign up here for "17th century battle re-enactments"
and "progressive paint ball"


RUSS

[Atleastimnotyou]

Originally posted by captain

why on earth cant the teachers come to the the uk and
such.



I think it's the bad dental plan.

[sel]

the evil eye

[rubthebuddha]

still much better than the red eye.

[captain]

atleast...ohio..home of les nessman!!!

r