This forum is on the brink of death..

[Meat Shake]

Pass the dutchie to the left hand side.

[Starchaser107]

leap years usually are no fun,
usually there are more crossroads to deal with,
stay true to yourself and be mindful in these times.
Blessings.

[Kristoffer]

yea things'll work out


I came by something funny today, around here all the thugs walk around with pit bulls, well check out what they have in Africa:

[Kristoffer]

and

[Kristoffer]

keep that thing away from me :D
from this site: http://www.dancehallreggae.com/vbbs/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31553&erpage=32&agenumber=1

[bodhitree]

WTF

[Starchaser107]

thats sum straight thug $h!t Kris.:D

[bodhitree]

dancehall reggea is where its at!

[Kristoffer]

cool huh? In my country you could get a moose... or a bear or something :D

[Vash]

bah. here in arkansas, we have captured ned beatty clones walking around in chains.

[Starchaser107]

one of the kids brought a python to the gym on friday, i held it and was playing with it for a while also chased after a few girls with it.
nothing like running after females with a snake in your hand i tell u..;)
u all should try it.

well anyway just for that moment with the snake it felt really cool, now i want one.:cool:

[norther practitioner]

:eek:

Thats sum straight thug sh!t

[CaptinPickAxe]

I got the job at Bally Total Fitness. That means I'm one step closer to returning to the Martial Arts world.

Yes!:D

[Vash]

Congrats, CPA. Because you have, in fact, trained before getting the job, know you are 1000x more qualified than anyone who has ever trained at a Bally's EVER.

[Starchaser107]

way to go cap.

[Kristoffer]

I chase my girl with the snake all the time :D

[bodhitree]

Kris
I didn't mention this before, but kick as s avitar!

[norther practitioner]

Yo, CPA, did you watch the news yesterday? My house was on there, it was a lookout point for the cops looking for those escaped prisoners, they caught them right down my street.... crazy sh!t.

[Kristoffer]

thx Bod :D

np, tell me about those escaped prisoners, any action?

[norther practitioner]

story at 9 (http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2114889,00.html)

[CaptinPickAxe]

no sh!t? Yeah, I saw that and they said Golden, and I was like "thats NP's neck of the woods."

I have to say, you live in a nice hood. A bit hilly, but thats cool.

[bodhitree]

I want to move out west!

[chen zhen]

anyone seen the 60 minutes show with the iraqi prisoners getting tortured? hope it'll make someone change their minds about the whole war-situation.

[Kristoffer]

havn't seen it

[chen zhen]

good for you. its not something for everybody to see. ive not seen anything as horrible in a veery long time.:(

[Kristoffer]

the world today huh? makes one wonders what's next

[Starchaser107]

http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20040430/lead/lead1.html

[Starchaser107]

http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20040430/lead/lead2.html

[Kristoffer]

Sorry the requested document is no longer available at this URL.

[Starchaser107]

i'll just paste the articles then:


School's out - Gunfire keeps gates closed for 2nd day in Arnett
published: Friday | April 30, 2004


A joint police/military party conducts a cordon and search operation on Septimus Street in Jones Town, south St. Andrew, yesterday, following an outbreak of gun violence in the area. - Rudolph Brown/Staff Photographer

THE GATES of several schools in the troubled Arnett Gardens/Jones Town communities of south St. Andrew, remained closed for the second day yesterday, following the spate of sporadic shootings between rival gun-toting gangs.

Reports are that the incident, which escalated into pitched gun battles Wednesday when scores of residents were chased out of their homes, has started to impact on students enrolled at the Charlie Smith and Trench Town high schools. These students are preparing for CXC examinations later this month.

[Starchaser107]

Fear grips gang battlegrounds
published: Friday | April 30, 2004

By Glenroy Sinclair, Staff Reporter

THE GANG war embroiling the south St. Andrew communities of Jones Town and Arnett Gardnes, which has prevented schools there from opening for the second day, prompted Education Minister Maxine Henry-Wilson to call an emergency meeting yesterday.

When contacted, Dorett Campbell, director of communication in the Ministry, was unable to give any information about what had transpired at the meeting.

Despite being calm yesterday, sections of the community were still gripped with tension. Heavily armed members of the security forces were seen conducting raids in the community, while residents in another section barricaded themselves in, fearing reprisal attacks.

POLICE COMBING AREA

Superintendent of Police Gary Griffiths, head of the Kingston West Police Division, was seen leading from the front in the community. The officer said the police were combing the area in search of "the trouble makers".

"Today we picked up one person who has been implicated in a murder," Supt. Griffiths said.

Several other men were taken into custody and a number of motorcycles seized during the operation. The commanding officer said everything was being done to ensure that residents were comfortable in their homes.

POINT OUT THE PERPETRATORS

Reports are that on Wednesday, a number of neighbouring housing schemes were invaded by gunmen who beat and chased dozens of persons out of their homes, accusing them of being informers and spies for rival gangs.

Senior Superintendent Calvin Benjamin said if the reports are true and the victims can identify the perpetrators, they will be dealt with in accordance with the law.

At the root of the conflict between the factions is well known area leader George Phang, alias 'Pepper'. Members of the wider community have accused him of unfair dealings. Speaking with The Gleaner yesterday, Mr. Phang described the allegations against him by the various quarters as "petty jealousy".

"Me is a man all for peace," said Mr. Phang. He said that criminal elements in the wider community were "doing everything to disrupt the peace." According to Mr. Phang, several dates have been scheduled for meetings to be held with the warring factions.

Meantime, Paul Burke, former chairman of the People's National Party's Region Three, confirmed that factions in Jones Town attended a meeting Wednesday evening and that Mr. Phang pleaded with the residents of the community not to retaliate. "The matter is being dealt with by the Member of Parliament and chairman of Region Three, Dr. Omar Davies," Mr. Burke said.

[Kristoffer]

wasn't there a big riot over there not so long ago? this must infect tourism no?

[Starchaser107]

As you know 9/11 made a significant immediate impact on the airline industry worldwide. So naturally thereafter there was a decrease in the level of tourist influx, this had little to do with, what you might recall those riots, i believe it may have been in 99.

Anyway to answer your question, No. Tourism here has been steadily booming, and last year was a pretty good year as far as that goes.

Kingston / St. Andrew aren't really touristy areas. Most of the chaos that occurs takes place in Kingston/ St. Andrew, and the neighbouring parish of St. Cathrine (Spanish Town, Portmore).

which isn't to say that stuff doesn't happen elsewhere but alot of it is gang related and based in the inner city communites of the above mentioned.

[Kristoffer]

Good. You get a kinda negative image because newspapers never writes anything positive. It's the same world-wide... always looking for head lines


these thugs, they live in a ****ing paradise. go to the beach and chill, seriously :)

[Kristoffer]

lmfao
http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=aicha.wmv

[Starchaser107]

"these thugs, they live in a ****ing paradise. go to the beach and chill, seriously "

you'd think this were the case right...jeez...
maybe one day they'll see the light.

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
lmfao
http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=aicha.wmv

LMFAO!!!!!!!

what a bytch

[Kristoffer]

it's painfull, embarrasing AND funny to watch :D

[Starchaser107]

can't seem to open it for some reason.

[shaolin kungfu]

That kid seems pretty normal

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
can't seem to open it for some reason.

open the link and then righ-click the link posted there. or did you mean you d/l it and couldnt open it? coz then i dunno why.


Originally posted by shaolin kungfu
That kid seems pretty normal

nah.. he was a pretty good dancer, ive not seen everybody dance like dat:D

btw that song he was doing a cover over (haha) was a danish pop song that was pretty popular a couple years ago. by some ethnic band.

[Former castleva]

I have been so impolite,I should have contributed somehow.
So hello -times -5.

Chen,did you see the game?

[Starchaser107]

Updated: 2:35 p.m. ET April 28, 2004CANBERRA

- A kangaroo named Lulu is to receive a national bravery award after raising the alarm to save an Australian farmer knocked unconscious by a fallen tree branch.



Hobby farmer Leonard Richards was checking for storm damage on his property at Tanjil South, 150 km (93 miles) east of Melbourne, last September when he was hit by a falling branch.

In a story reminiscent of the long-running Australian children’s television series Skippy, in which a kangaroo rescued people in distress in the Australian bush, Lulu began barking until Richards’ wife came to investigate, said the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA).

She found her husband lying unconscious under a tree about 200 meters (650 feet) from the house, guarded by the kangaroo. Richards was taken to hospital to be treated for minor head injuries.

The RSPCA has given Lulu its animal valor award to recognize the kangaroo’s heroic act with a certificate to be presented to Richards at a ceremony next month.

“What she did really was exceptional,” RSPCA spokeswoman Jenny Hodges said on Wednesday.

Lulu was reared by the Richards family, who rescued her from her mother’s pouch and fed her on bottles after her mother was killed by a car over four years ago.

[Former castleva]

That´s a great story.Read it from a paper a few days back.
Australians should value their kangaroos,not slaughter them like savages.

[norther practitioner]

Hobby farmer:confused:

Does he farm model cars;), or why the hell would you farm as a hobby? Hmm, know what sounds like fun, waking up at 4 in the morning and going out and pinching some cow nipples, or maybe today, I'll throw some bales of hay around.

[Vash]

I chop wood with my *****. I'm invincible.

[CaptinPickAxe]

My hobbies include:
Counting individual pieces of carpet, booger sculpturing, Dewgong anatomy, religous holidays, attending funerals/weddings to meet chicks, hitting people for no reason, 2am wake up calls with a cannon, punch spiking, getting people to drink bong water, laughing at people who puke when drunk, getting drunk with geriatrics, roughing up midgets, and holding one leg and jumping over it.

(I put that on all my applications)






:D

[Starchaser107]

lol
finally got that aicha link to work.

it's funny i been there myself a few times.:D

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
lol
finally got that aicha link to work.

it's funny i been there myself a few times.:D

I think everyone does that somethime. Difference is, I'd never videotape it :D
Maybe mtv could pick that up

[Starchaser107]

Kris is your time in the service up?

[Former castleva]

Dewgong anatomy
Dugong?

[Starchaser107]

Boy Fights Bear after Being Bitten (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4840163/)

[Starchaser107]

oops guess i'm a bit late with that one, it was already posted in the main board quite some time now.

[bodhitree]

thats okay because some like me never go to the main board.

[Starchaser107]

kewl :cool:

[Meat Shake]

You fear the main board!
Or its monotonous.
Either way, I still have gas.

Ride on ORA ridaz, ride on.


...

And I still have gas.

[bodhitree]

I fear the stupidity on the main board.

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by bodhitree
I fear the stupidity on the main board.

true that :D

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
Kris is your time in the service up?

It is

:D !!!

I didn't want to tell anyone here until it was 100 %. It feels great to be free again. I had two months left or so but there was some stuff that happend to my family that ****ed me up pretty much. My commanders confronted me about this and basically gave me a choice to end it. I still can't really beleive it, I feel like Donnie in Donnie Brasco. You know the end scenes were all of a sudden FBI pulls him out; "it's over! It's over!"... It all happend so fast

I can finally go back to the CMA world. I havn't trained in 8 months or so..

BTW. Chase, nice homepage you got

[Starchaser107]

hahaha
ok!
great , welcome back to the cma world.
blessings to you and your family as well.

____________________________________

the main board isn't that bad...

except for when the americans and the swedes start thier petty rivalry:D
not calling any names or anything.

[Kristoffer]

thx, it's good to be back


the main board isn't that bad...

except for when the americans and the swedes start thier petty rivalry..
not calling any names or anything.

:o :D
I like trolling a bit too much I'm afraid

[Starchaser107]

"I like trolling a bit too much I'm afraid"

If you try it just once it hard to resist the urge after that.

strangely enough, that can be said about many other things i do in the dark....:eek:

[Kristoffer]

I hear that.. gotta wait all the way to friday to get my .. uh.. ship, sunk in that ocean

[Starchaser107]

"gotta wait all the way to friday to get my .. uh.. ship, sunk in that ocean"

A Bonzai master always bends the tree while it is still young ...
that's all I gotta say about that...
__________________________________________________ _



I guess for some people here, Anything after 12 really IS lunch...

Don't worry if there's grass on the green, you should be putting...

You're only guilty if you get caught...

When struck with a difficult decision regarding the above, ask yourself what R. Kelly would do if he were in your position...

Kris some things to contemplate

[Kristoffer]

I hear that, too :D

[CaptinPickAxe]

12:45

Just got home from work and my dogs are killin'me. Works easy though, I got to read the whole "Tibetan Book of The Dead". A must read if you haven't scoped it yet. I'm known as Tex around work and apparently I look like Justin Timberlake and Eminem (which I share absolutely no resembelance with either of them) so I've come to the conclusion that they are either stoned or braindead.

[Kristoffer]

Timberlake and Eminem?
Timbinem?

[bodhitree]

homies, finals week almost over, I only have one final left. I will be relieved when it is over!

[Kristoffer]

Got any summer plans?

[Starchaser107]

Austin Emberlake

sounds great
u can use it...:p

[Starchaser107]

oh
and happy cinco de mayo

[Kristoffer]

ye, happy that
what is it exactly?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Nah.
You can call me Smashius Clay or Killhammed Ahlee.


Those names demand respect.

[Starchaser107]

learn this valuable lesson

respect is never earned , nor is it demanded

but beaten senselessly and mercilessly out of victims.

you may go now.

[Kristoffer]

"You get more from a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone" - Al Capone

[CaptinPickAxe]

I didn't earn those aliases by helping geriatrics cross busy intersections. I got it from SMASHING and KILLING things (Mostly small people and malfunctioning electronic appliances)


SMASHIUS CLAY WILL KILLHAMMED ALL!

[Vash]

*sniffle* I have no nickname. *sniffle*

Unless you count those names those nice girls yell out when I'm with them ;)

[CaptinPickAxe]

whats that? Little guy? shorty? Gidgit the Midget?:D :D :D

j/k, your "The Akuma Guru". Don't you remember?

[bodhitree]

going on vacation to Virginia beach, any ora ers down their? Gonna take my final class before associates degree over the summer. Anybody here have interesting summer plans? Hey guys, go help defeat the cult at the qigong forum. ha ha!

[CaptinPickAxe]

My cousin used to live in Virginia Beach. Don't worry, there will be plenty of things to do in ;) Its a shame you missed spring break though.

[Kristoffer]

I'm just gonna chill, train and work this summer.. Havn't planned any actual trips but something always happens.

[bodhitree]

later in august our lion dance team may do a competition in toronto. In va beach just chillin, i wouldn't want to be around during spring break. I like things mellow.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I get to go to the Adventure State: Minnesota!!!!

I get to go to the boring capital St.Paul and check out my future campus, Institue for Production and Recording. My boy, John is gonna go too. I'm extra excited now that I got a homie rolling wit now....At least it has the mall of america.

[Kristoffer]

lol Minnesota..
That was almost a swedish colony for a while :D

[CaptinPickAxe]

Your country was smarter than that, Kris.:D

[Starchaser107]

when does all this moving take place dude?
i hope i get to see you in july before you skip state.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Acually, I'll be here untill July 16th. I'm spendin' the summer at home. Meat Shake will be up here probably around the 11th. He's probably gonna be my rizide back to say town. If your here around then, that'd be ill.

[Starchaser107]

yeah should be.

[Kristoffer]

http://www.casshern.com/

[Starchaser107]

looks good.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Hey, Chase.
How much is your webpage costing you? How much was the domain name? H
How much is hosting?
I have a page ready to be published, but have no domain name or host.:(

My site is dedicated to my upcoming album "Songs of the Dead" inspired by "The Tibetan Book of the Dead" I've got three out of six songs (realms) almost done.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just dropped a sample of the first track off of my upcoming project. Its called "Hell Realm" and its on my webpage check it out and give me some pointers.

www.soundclick.com/sifubeats

[Vash]

Aside from making it longer? ;)

Seriously good stuff. Keep it up.

Que: How many of the tracks on your project are going to be instrumental? No offence to your friends, but I like your instrumental work more than the rhymes.

peace

[CaptinPickAxe]

All but one track is going to be instrumental. I'm using the "ORA Battle Track" as a remix for "The Hungry Ghost Realm" and I have something in mind for "The Jealous Gods Realm". I'm half way done with the album so I'm shooting for a launch date around early August if everything goes as planned.

Thanks for the compliments. Do you have any pointers on where I should take what I should add, etc?

[Vash]

Only thing I'd recommend, as a listener and not as a critic, would be a bit more variance to the beat. It's good, but around forty or so seconds into it, I feel like everything I've heard is getting looped around again.

I'm not familiar at all with the Buddhist concept of hell. Are there different types of suffering occurring? if so, you could pull from that, maybe change up what we're hearing, go in several different directions, but stay true to the original melody.

Good stuff. Is your album going to be independent, or you have a label? Either way, keep us posted, I'll drop good green on it.

[Starchaser107]

cap
60 us dollars a year for the site,
I am hosting it
although i'm kind of in the dark with this because its all new to me.
i'll tell you more at a later date , right now i have some issues to deal with.
peace.

[Starchaser107]

F.UCK!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


I'm totally p1ssed


just needed to express that.:mad:

[Starchaser107]

capitan,
i don't particularly enjoy the hell beat , but i love the smuggla.
perhaps it might be based on mood , but i dig the energy behind smuggla. thats just a totally rockin groove

[Starchaser107]

yeah..
i'd just like to re-iterate that smuggla is a dope @ss riddim.
word.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm completely independant and have no one to payback.

My draw for the hell beat is war. As we all know War is Hell. I also draw from the aspect of Shintoism dealing with gods and demons being everywhere. The mood being trapped. Kinda like beinging in a micro-apartment in Tokyo. But the room is full of tacks and molten tungsten. :D

Smuggla was a challenge to myself. I've always had problems making Drum & Bass tracks, but when I started Smuggla everything just clicked. Again, guys, I reiterate they are all unfinished and you guys are the guinnea pigs. So, There is some pressure on y'all to find the bad in every single track I post (which shouldn't be too hard). I want you guys to be blunt. Tell me how it is so I can fix it. I really appreciate the praise, but thats not what I'm looking for.

Vash had it right. Just post the time and feeling you had at that moment and we'll see about fixing it.

Thanks agian for the help

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just posted what I've done to the ORA Battle Track and the theme music for my website. One in the same but with a twist.

[bodhitree]

what up homies? I'm on vacation right now. I cant wait to come home however, I'm going to be starting xingyiquan with master Zhang Yunk! I'm very exited.

[Starchaser107]

yo,
cap or np
whats the studio situation like over in co. anywhere to voice?

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'll I can do at my place is mock-ups. I know back in Say Town, I had access to a pretty good studio for free.

[Vash]

Okay, here's the deal: the school nurse at my youngest brother's school and I have been "flirting" for a few weeks. Since summer's almost upon us, I figure, what they hey, why not ask her out?

Would dating the (attractive) school nurse make me a bad person, or a bad person? Either way, it'd be nice to get out with a good looking, kind hearted young lady.

[Starchaser107]

No, it would not make you a bad person Vash...why the hell would it?
you wouldn't be doing anything wrong,
that's just silly.
ask real questions.

[Starchaser107]

cap,
aight
was just wondering just in case of anything.

i'm still playing smuggla, i really enjoy that one,
i find it good to paint to.
if that helps.
i tried listening to hell againg this morning, still wasn't too into it
i think vash said repetitive..but for me its more like its not interesting enough, kind of just blah , cause im not feeling the hell or the things you talked about...

keep at it, i'll check out those others sometime tonight.

[Vash]

Just one of them thoughts, I guess. Don't know why, it just seems kinda . . . forbidden. I dunno.

Why is this site yellow?

[Starchaser107]

forbidden..nah

if u said one of your little brothers classmates now, that would be forbidden,
but the nurse should be perfectly fine...

oh and yeah for real , why Is this site yellow?

[Kristoffer]

How u doin Chase? u seem edged up

[Starchaser107]

better day today, i didn't get much sleep last night though, consequently i've been mostly a bum all day, except i was working on a painting, and trying to save my energy for the long haul of training i have ahead of me commencing soon , thanks for asking.
i wouldnt go as far as saying i've been going through "rough times", because it's not that bad, and i've been through worse.
it's just that some issues in life...,especially my life, can get complicated.
rest assured though that where i am in my life, i don't want to make decisions that compromise who i am.
normally when i'm stresed like this i drink and smoke heavily, but not this time , i've worked too hard to throw away the results on a negative streak.
i'm not inclined to discuss it any more deeply over the internet though.
at least not yet, not until it's resolved.

oddly enough, if i did explain the situation, most of you would consider this (situation) totally a desirable thing.
maybe it is
maybe i'll write a song heh heh.
wish i could say more , but u know...
peace.:D
i probably said too much as it is

[Vash]

Hope you get through it all right, ST.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I haven't had a sip of alcohol in about a month and a half. I do however smoke still.My trips to Colorado are like detox, I smoke a whole lot less than my Say Town days. I had an eight a day of "delicoius delicacies" appitite now I'm down to a bowl of regs a day.

A big change.

Well, I'm off to make ends meet now.

[Starchaser107]

tnx akuma-don dadda.
bless fellaz.

[Kristoffer]

it's cool, life is always ups and downs. thing's have a way of working out for most parts.

aaaiiiii I forgot I should b in the gym now. gotta go. later

[chen zhen]

goddam im finished with this fucced up site. i cant believe people here can see that the molesting of iraqi prisoners as justified after seeing that beheading-vid. cant they see its done as a revenge? cant they see that h0mosexual molesting of thousands of innocent people done after order from the white house is MORE wrong than this?? believe me, yall havent seen nothing yet.

ill boycut this fascistoid satanic yankee-site forever.

goodbye

[Vash]

Hope everything goes well for you, Chen. Peace.

[Meat Shake]

I hadnt drank in about a month... until I went to austin last weekend.
Oh well.

Right now I have a plethora of fine danks...
1. white widow x afghani x superskunk
2. Hawiian Skunk x cotton candy
3. Some purpelia strand from cali

:D

Hope everythings working out for all of you.
Peaceout.

[Starchaser107]

two wrongs don't make it right , nor does anything get solved by acts of hatred.
people who have no interest in harming muslims or attacking muslim nations are being attacked and targeted by extremists.
i don't condone the abuse of prisoners of war by americans or on either side for that matter, but i also don't condone the killing of people who have no ill will towards anyone, muslim or american.
war is stupid, but i suppose it's nieve to think that war is not eneviatable...
because people are uneducated nieve and foolish, therefore violence seems like a justifiable solution to thier problems.
violence from either side only fuels the fire.
It's difficult in these times to remain neutral,
I can't say this war does not concern me, because it does,
many innocent people who are neither islamic or american have died for no f.ucking reason because of these @ssholes.

relegion is evil. so is the greed for power.
revenge is evil, there is no justifiable evil, wrong is wrong.
all this fighting must stop, there is no other way.
where can we find peace?

[CaptinPickAxe]

I cannot belive you, Chen.

Your going to abanndon the ORA (the most juxtapose group on KFMonline) just because some fuks on the main page? Give me a break. Both situations are horrible and we've all agreed on it, but to go off and call us satanic yanks is uncalled for. I'm not satanic and I'm not a yank (what we southern boys call northerners).
Yous shouldn't condem the whole basket because two apples have worms in them.

I think you should give me the ORA for you infidelity:D

[CaptinPickAxe]

We find peace in death, chase.

Sad but true. The wars will never stop. There will always be a reason to go kill. There will always be a reason to protest. There will always be a reason to mourn.

[Starchaser107]

"We find peace in death"
___________________________


there is no way to tell this.
no one knows the real answer
it may be finality,
it may be a new journey,
it may be peace,
perhaps we find a morbid peace in the hope that there will be a better after life.:cool:

[CaptinPickAxe]

By peace I mean not worrying about the daily hustle. Not caring if wars are in progress or crimes or being commited. You are not of this world therefore worldly concerns do not bother you.

Ya catch my drift?:D

On a lighter note, I got a female co-workers digits. Good thing she's already turned in her two weeks, cause normally I wouldn't date co-workers. I like Colorado...well, at least the gurls. They like us Texas boys.:D

[shaolin kungfu]

did chen really just leave?:(

whats goin on with everyone else?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Nice to see ya again, SK.

I donno. I hope not. Especially for a reason like that. He should know that us ORAers are always juxtapose and look at both ends of the spectrum equally.

[Starchaser107]

I just saw for the very first time: the 5 deadly venoms.:D

[Kristoffer]

any good fight scenes?

[Starchaser107]

the fighting in it is unusual.
i wouldn't say good, but interesting, i'm sure for the era it was pretty cool though.

[Vash]

Made you look.

But seriously, the deal is? It feels like the Brink is on the brink. I feel very existential.

Time to KaZaA for some good ol' fashion lesbian pornography!

j/k:p

[CaptinPickAxe]

Right, Vash. We all know besides your Karate you also quest to master the art of one handed typing;) :D

For real, though. Did Chen really leave? If he did, I think we should hold elections for the new mod.( I hope he didn't though, he's a good guy)

[Kristoffer]

nah let him be, he'll be alrite
ey chen, vi får snacka på msn nångång. hoppas allt e bra. peace

[bodhitree]

hey chen
I'm starting xing yi classes on wendsday, I know thats your thang. I'll keep ya posted homes.

[Vash]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Right, Vash. We all know besides your Karate you also quest to master the art of one handed typing;) :D

ONE HANDED TYPING?! I'm insulted. To think that I am so small as to require only one hand, well, argh! When I'm in the mood for self pleasure, I have to call in volunteers!

[Starchaser107]

peace.

[CaptinPickAxe]

ONE HANDED TYPING?! I'm insulted. To think that I am so small as to require only one hand, well, argh! When I'm in the mood for self pleasure, I have to call in volunteers!

LOL!

thats some funny sh!t, Vash.

I just figured out how to make my own ringtones. I made about 15 last night and still have more to go.

[Starchaser107]

dat nigguh crooked i needs an album out soon.
checked out his mixtape at www.lahiphop.com
glimpsed it on chens msn handle but didnt get a chance to talk to him.
he got skillz

[Vash]

Well, I just finished my second cheese sandwich and glass of orange juice, it's off to bed with me.

Y"all keep it real.

[Starchaser107]

does anyone find that apple juice puts them to sleep late at night?
it knocks me tfo

[Vash]

What're you putting in the juice?

[Starchaser107]

it's just regular apple juice :)

[Vash]

I dunno. I don't drink apple juice, but it don't make me sleepy. Really, it makes me wanna poo.

[Starchaser107]

I'm guessing it has something to do withthe sugar in both cases.

[bodhitree]

Is Chen really gone? we should all pm him, ora is not the same without chen, Chen is ORA

[Starchaser107]

do not be bound by such limiting thoughts.
the ora exists all around you , and all around you is the o r a
and so is chen

[bodhitree]

Thanks for putting it into perspective!

[Meat Shake]

Applejuice and milk make me ****.

a lot.

[Starchaser107]

why would anyone mix apple juice and milk...
you deserve to f@rt

[CaptinPickAxe]

Check your PMs, Shake

[shaolin kungfu]

Dude, that is one weird snapple commercial.

[shaolin kungfu]

oh, and i sent a pm to chen. Everyone else should send one to.

[Starchaser107]

just watched 28 days later



i'm scared


...sh!tless.

[Kristoffer]

Love that movie, specially the intro/ first scenes.

[bodhitree]

Chen e-mailed me and told me to say hi to everyone, he didn't leave any other details.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Friday, I'm going to go pick up the 1st season of Chappelle's Show. I loved the second season, but missed most of the first.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Have any of you seen the new KFC (I think) commercial? It has a bunch of models wearing spagetti strap shirts that say "Drive-Thru Divas"....Talk about contridiction. They should of had a bunch of fat chicks sporting those with grease stains all over them...and with thier "Drive-Thru Bellies" hanging out from underneath it.

[bodhitree]

Dave Chapelle is the funniest dude alive!

[Vash]

Originally posted by bodhitree
Dave Chapelle is the funniest dude alive!

Yep. And birds go "tweet."

;)

[norther practitioner]

Update...

I haven't been around in a grip, so here is a little update.

Chapelle is funny as hell
Taiji is going well, starting in June I'll start back up with kung fu
Have a demo Sat. prob. do a little of everything
Broke up with my girl
Finished my first project as the project engineer and manager
Met a real pimp
and that about raps it up.

[Starchaser107]

kfc is staple food here, no need to advertize it.
matter o' fact there a kfc right next to my kwoon.
us black folk be loving us some fried chickins.
welcome back np

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
dat nigguh crooked i needs an album out soon.
checked out his mixtape at www.lahiphop.com
glimpsed it on chens msn handle but didnt get a chance to talk to him.
he got skillz

:)


and thanks to the guys who actually pm'ed me. yall should worry more about Forme Castleva than me though, havent yall noticed he havent been here for a very long time? drop him pm's and e-mails instead. he and me started this brink of death-sh1t, and this the mf'ing thanks he gets? yall know former has his ups and downs, so do me and him a favour and e-mail him. u know, im just the mod-guy.

-Nikolaj

[CaptinPickAxe]

*bottles clanking together* Castlevaaaaa....come out and plaaaaayyyy...*bottles clanking together*

Welcome back, NP. How far is your kwoon from Wadsworth? And which direction (towards the moutains?)?

[norther practitioner]

Nah, just east of broadway..

I'll hit you up, see if you're down to check it out next week or whatever (actually, might be better to wait until June when Christophe gets back from tour).

[bodhitree]

I do miss former, i hope all is well with him.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I scooped up "FanDam Plus" by El-P and all I can say is....HOLY SH!T, EL-P IS THE FUGGIN' MAN! I'm truely inpired...Both lyrically and musically...I gotta grow.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Also, when I get back to Say Town, I'm gonna have my boy drop some sience on me...He's gonna be my Lyrical Mentor.

[bodhitree]

YO

[Starchaser107]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(scary movie voice)

[Vash]

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.

[CaptinPickAxe]

To quote Fat Albert:
heyHEYHEY!!!

[Starchaser107]

work ovastressed

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

ok that felt better.

[bodhitree]

ohhh ooohhhhh yyeeeeaaaahhhhhh


I just picked up a mandarin film from the library, 'red cherry', anyone heard of it or seen it?

[Starchaser107]

i'd like to get me some chinese red cherry myself.

[norther practitioner]

lol, Chaser read my mind. All I really want to say about this weekend, is it is funny when you see a girl that you were flirting with the night before, rolling at a party the next night......:D ;) :p

[bodhitree]

you guys:p

its not that kind of movie.

[Starchaser107]

what's it about bodhi?

yo np, g'z up ho'z down,
can't keep a tru playa down nah meen

[CaptinPickAxe]

I do my thing-thing (www.soundclick.com/sifubeats)

[Starchaser107]

sounds good man..
u got all those samples cleared on "save it" ?
do u even need to?

[CaptinPickAxe]

I would have to get them cleared, but they are completely rearranged. I slice up the tracks and arrange them my way. Its sounds good though, right?

Theres a rule:
no three notes the same...I live by it.
I'm gonna be on a funk roll for a minute. I just downloaded theme music from 70s commercials and Game Shows.

[Starchaser107]

are u kidding,
it's hype kid.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm gonna post the other two joints with a 70s twang to them. All are really rough since I've only been working on them for about a day. lemme know what you think.

They're up.

[Starchaser107]

lord have merci

i bet u don't even realize how much you've grown production wise.
don't let it get to your head though bro.

put it this way, i heard the new ones ...
if somebody had told me that pete rock had did em i'd have been...
"aight cool"
(which is a god thing, if you familiar with pete rocks work)
i know you plan to take it further , so don't let the praises slow you down.
go ahead and reach that next level

[CaptinPickAxe]

Thanks much, Chase. I'll never let the praise get to me...I think all my work is lackluster at best. The Spur in my ass was El-P...that ******* is SICK!

I'm a HUGE fan of Pete Rock. And that is the best compliment I've ever recieved...thanks again.

[Vash]

Rent Test: No complaints.
Save It: Sounds good, first 19 seconds or so a bit reptitive.
Another Night: Sounds good.
Tha Safari: Tha Stuff.

I tried to be all critical and stuff, but I couldn't find nothing really to pick out, accept for an occassional bit of repetitiveness.

The new stuff sounds awesome. Looking forward to hearing the finished products.

I'd be very interested in hearing the continuation of Ni Shi Asura Ma(?). I liked Hell Realm, but this definetly puts a different edge on it.

Awesome, awesome stuff. You definetly have a gift for this.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Thanks, Vash.
I'll be sure and post what the two "Hell Realms" have evolved into, then I might even post a poll here on the ORA and we'll settle it that way. Again repitition will be fixed or is fixed. I haven't posted an update on any of the tracks...all that will change in a few short days...

Thanks again for the praise and kind words...
It won't be forgotten.

[Vash]

All praise given is well deserved.

I'm exceptionally picky when it comes to my music, as it is very important and very expensive. Besides, it has to fit into a certain groove in my life. If I'm willing to pay money for music, it has to be **** good. And buying it is the highest form of compliment I can pay to an artist.

Looking forward to your album.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Word.

I had a lot of free time on my hands at work today. I've reviewed all the tracks I just posted and wrote a page a piece on how to build on it. I've revised "Tha Safari" and fixed up the repitition in "Save It (dudaduda)".

BTW, I call "Save It" dudaduda becuase of the noize Rza makes. Its a funny noise brought to light by none other than Dave Chappelle. I have much work to do on my joints, so I'm outtie till the morn.

PEACE!!!

[CaptinPickAxe]

well, "x" production out for tonight. Ol' buddy from downstairs just came pounding on my door. That sucks.

[Starchaser107]

are you speaking in code?

God bless

[norther practitioner]

He's just saying home boy came up stairs and was like turn dat shiz down nameen.... whachaheard./.

On another note, some bitz called last night, said dat her, my boy Andy, dis other cat and that one girl who was all flirty wanna get together this week for drinks... Looks like NP is gonna have to finish cleaning up the apartment.... :p

[bodhitree]

the movie (red Cherry) is about china in wwII.

[Starchaser107]

keeping it jiggy.

[Vash]

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess
of the demand.

Josh Billings (1815-1885)
American Humorist and Lecturer


Deep.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Way to go NP.
Maybe she can help you out with some "bag work"....heheheh

Yeah, the guy from downstairs came up and told me to "turn that sh!t down!" apparently he had to wake early. I hate apartments. Back at MeatShake and My house, we used to bump a much bigger system till 3am. Not to mention keggers 4 nights a week...it was like a fukkin' bar/frat house/detox. We had a passed out drunk pizz all over an old couch (the couch was out the next day, we can have our nice crib smellin like pee). Not to mention a passed out girl vomit all over my bed(which also was thrown out). I moved out the next day. I was sick and tired of cleaning up after drunks...they also stole a grip of CDs and a custom blown pipe I bought for my 18th birthday...*******s.

[Starchaser107]

sounds pretty wild.
u guys sure know how to enjoy yourselves.
must be cool to be able to bump joints at high dicibels up in the a.m.

i dunno bout that vomit and pee stuff tho

sorry to hear abt the cds , i feel your pain.

[CaptinPickAxe]

the pee and vomit thing:
I was pizzed to the n-th degree when both happend (mostly my bed). I gave them sympathy though because of how sh!tfaced they were, and we had to carry both of them to where the mess was made. What sucks was that both of them happend on the same night (I think:confused: ) Luckly the couch was in the computer room and we had a nice leather one in the living room.

Dude, I used to work on tracks with my emcee friends till late as ****! I loved it! I used to have production nights too with my bassist and guitarist friends. They are featured on "The Tonight Show" and "1976" They go by the names of Mando and Chris. Great musicians. Miss them dearly.

[Starchaser107]

4 real

hey believe the hype ppl.
musicians ...
artists...

generally creative ppl driven by thier muses tend to have some very interesting experiences..esp. if they runnin with a gang of like minded ppl.

s#!t ain't normal.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just posted the fixed "Another Night" Lemme know what y'all think.

[Vash]

That's some grade A+ stuff. Very cool.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Yo, SC107.
I can't wait till july to colaborate. We need to work sumthin' out.

[Kristoffer]

Man, I had a wild dream last night. I dreamt that Cap and SC107, Chen and I was a jazz (!) band that played in a arena of ten thousand people in Tokyo :eek:

sweet :D

[Kristoffer]

my friend just sent me this. If this isn't proof that japanese tv is ****ed up then I don't what is.

http://grrrr.entensity.net/052504/media.php?media=asianshow.wmv
warning, a bit nudity

[chen zhen]

Originally posted by Kristoffer
Man, I had a wild dream last night. I dreamt that Cap and SC107, Chen and I was a jazz (!) band that played in a arena of ten thousand people in Tokyo :eek:

sweet :D

^how can u dream that when u dont know how we all look like?:D

anyways i sent this video to my friend but i can just as well post the link here too, it took a while to upload anyway.
pretty cool, and underground:
http://s2.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=17A336A2BCBA0C3D6AA4D5DB16C30369

[chen zhen]

this video is coo too, nice girls:
http://s11.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=B55C19B9F4040F529C8E2F36F122B122

[CaptinPickAxe]

Man, I had a wild dream last night. I dreamt that Cap and SC107, Chen and I was a jazz (!) band that played in a arena of ten thousand people in Tokyo

Very sweet, indeed! Do you know how cool that would be? What instrument did I play?

[CaptinPickAxe]

Also, Both Chase and I have our pics posted on our websites.

BTW, Welcome back Chen!

[Kristoffer]

Originally posted by chen zhen


^how can u dream that when u dont know how we all look like?:D



(I know I told u on msn but incase the others wonder) .. I guess it was a mental projection of what I 'see' you all like. + now that I think of it I know I've seen chase's pics b4




Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
[B]

Very sweet, indeed! Do you know how cool that would be? What instrument did I play?

How cool?
THIS cool! I can't remember much about it though. I think we had two drummers. And we all had some 1950's style tux's and hats on. The more I think on it the more I beleive you played a guitar, or possibly a base.

I guess I kinda know why I dreamt this. Everyone I know talks to me how they wanna go to Japan, how they think they could get a name over there and such. It has really caught on I guess. Maybe I should see this as a sign to pick up my music again? :D

[CaptinPickAxe]

holdupholduphold....why did you quit in the first place?!? I DEMAND YOU TO PUT IN TWO HOURS PRACTICE ON THE CLASSICAL GUITAR!!!!:D

The college I'm going to has a guy who produce three albums for the Tokyo Madonna (I forget her name). So its not improbable that I may end up in Japan...which would be fuggin' sweeeeeeet.

[Kristoffer]

man I'm tellin u C, music was my life. I played piano for seven years but I don't remember **** now. (didn't like that one) but I played guitar like, a few hours every day for like ten years. Thats my instrument . lol, I even went to the church just to sing. I stopped coz I didn't have the time for it anymore. I wanted to spend all that time on CMA instead. So, now I payed my prize n Im really rusty on it.

I've been discussing to revive my old punk group though. Although, I'm more hip hop now.

I wish you would make it. I hate it when all these un creative popsters gets fame and glory when there's true artists out there.

[Starchaser107]

if you end up in the japanese maddonna that might be even sweeter;)
ya , also we all posted pics of ourselves in any case , and what does it matter anyway,
i've had dreams about ppl i know and see everyday and in the dream they didn't look anything like they do in reality. but i know its them.

rock rock on.

[Starchaser107]

would be cool if we could all get together and form a band called the ORA or something, I know we'd kick ass.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Chase: What about the collabo? I have a bit of bad news. Since I got accepted to IPR, I'll be leaving Colorado early to spend time with my family before dipping out for two years.

Kris: My only advice to you is this, friend. Start up on music again. You've dedicated too much time to just throw it away like that. Who knows? Maybe if I become successful, I may be looking for a swedish punk/hip-hop band.:D

[Kristoffer]

oops double

[Kristoffer]

yeah for real
:D that'd b sweet

[CaptinPickAxe]

What a wonderful idea Chase! How about you and I work on a beat, Kris you practice your gutiar as much as possible and we'll drop you somethin' to put your guitar to. We'll put the name ORA Rydaz to use.

[Kristoffer]

cool, I could sing on it too.
I have a slight problem though. My recording **** aint that high tech. Right now I'm using a karaoke mic and windows sound program to record :mad: I've been trying to get a clean sound all day but it just continues to make these brushy noises.

[Vash]

Finally got the course material today for my CFT certification! So, in about six weeks, I'll take the test, then after I heal, I'll go get my CPR class taken care of, then I'll be a bona fide personal trainer! yay!

[CaptinPickAxe]

Vash: cool, congrats...well in advance.

Kris: I have a program that removes all that bad stuff. Like pops, clicks, fuzz, and all that jazz.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm honestly considering moving my base of operations to Hawaii after I get outta college.

I've been doing research on housing in Hawaii and this is what I found. (http://www.hcdch.state.hi.us/state_rent_rates.html)

I was thinkin' of having my base in Pearl City or Leeward area.

[Starchaser107]

kewl stuff ppls , i'm all up for a big collabo.

[CaptinPickAxe]

so its settled. I'll post more after work.

[Starchaser107]

if you guys are interested in reggae / dancehall here's a site u can check out

http://www.youstation.com/index2.cfm

some pretty recent stuff still.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just got back and I'm going to begin prelims on the ORA collabo project. I'm beggining Creatine loading tomarrow and starting what I'm calling "Three Weeks of Hell, Sweat, and Muscle Building".

I'm getting ready to check out the site Chase just posted too. I love me some dancehall.;)

[Kristoffer]

Hawaii is awsome, definatly on my have-to-go list.
yo Cap I found a way to get a pretty decent recording sound. I go through the Acid program, I'm gonna try using the electric too, via a pandora box. I'll see what happens

[bodhitree]

Yes, hawaii is awesome, I also want to go!

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm going again next summer. I'll be there for at least 3 weeks. I ****in' LOVE Hawaii....with a burning pasion.

[norther practitioner]

I'm just looking forward to this 4 day weekend for me.. hopefully I'll become unsore, and get some good training and drinking in....:D Oh, and make some $ at the bar. Shirfu comes back either tom. or Sat. hopefully then I can start on my new straight sword form, I've been waiting for this one for a grip.

[Starchaser107]

what's the name of the form?

[Vash]

Just bummin'.

Feel kinda nervous, all this talk of the Draft. But, I've nothing to worry about there. I, though I am something of an athlete, I can't run a 1/4 mile. patella tracking disorder. Plus, can't put on a backpack. Got a couple of herniated disks from a kid jumping on my neck whilst sparring (poor form from using an unfamiliar squatting technique probably contributed, too). Slide a pack on, get a migraine the size of my ***** and everything just about locks up. I was in love, I think. I miss that, too. I think I'm lonely.

On the plus side, I had a passing thought about converting to Buddhism, had the intense feeling of NO slam into my head, so I'm guessing the Big G don't play that. Plus, started on my CFT course, so that's exciting. Have a good, supportive family, for the most part. So that's great.

Oh yeah, CPA aka Sifu Beats is still dropping some exceptional material, so that doesn't suck.

All in all, I have a good life. I wouldn't trade it.

/Just bummin'.

[Starchaser107]

i was bummed out last night as well. i guess its just that time.
everything is everything
rise up.

[Vash]

Originally posted by Starchaser107
i was bummed out last night as well. i guess its just that time.
everything is everything
rise up.

Indeed. I've yet to come across anything that's managed to kill me, so I like to think I'm ahead by the numbers.

peace

[CaptinPickAxe]

Creatine has me ****in' out my ass...














that is all.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Cheer up, chaps. Don't make me come over there and beat some happiness into you guys.;)



Back to work now....

[Vash]

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Creatine has me ****in' out my ass...














that is all.

First, ouch. 2nd, Why in the Fug Take Creatine? Just eat some good, free-range red meat.

I'll be aight soon enough, and I'm sure ST107 can pull through.

Mad props to the ORA Crew.

[Starchaser107]

i've avoided taking creatine for a while now.

[Starchaser107]

i think meat is the way to go as well

[CaptinPickAxe]

Cause it was cheap, effective, and only thing worth while that my work had to offer. Only other things we had were snake oils and tornado blockers;)

[Meat Shake]

LOTS of whey protein.
Ive also been taking something called V12, but the protein is what makes a big difference.
It makes you **** real hearty instead of runny.

Anyone who speaks chinese needs to please translate the GM Chang interview on emptyflower for meatshake please. Thank you very much.

[CaptinPickAxe]

Post a link in the ORA multi-lingual university. They'll help you.

[bodhitree]

good plug for the teaching institute thread.

[Starchaser107]

what do snake oils do?,
and tornado blockers for that matter?

[CaptinPickAxe]

nothing. Back in the old days, Traveling salesmen would trick you into buying products that obviously didn't work. A lot of the supplements at my work are the same way. They are "REVOLUTIONARY FAT-BURNING, ENERGY BOOSTING, MUSCLE-BUILDING PILLS!!!" When all they contain is powder, tree bark, and a little herbs.

[Starchaser107]

.... o


kinda slow today.;)

[CaptinPickAxe]

I wanna take the time and talk about the buzz of a night long session of making music. Hearing everything coming together into what you have in your mind. Starting the night with a few bowls and a few beers, and worring about nothing. My friends, this feeling that I speak of is unlike any high that god, substance, sex can provide. Not neccesarily better, but different to the 10th degree. Its like watching your child grow into an adult, watching it go through hard times, enjoying the good. Loving ever minute of it. You are completely engulfed in the current moment in a strange zen-like trance. Hearing every single thing being added. It also forms bonds with the ones you work with. Bonds that resemble those of soldiers or famliy. I have 6 brothers now. 3 emcees and 3 producer/musicans. All in it for the same goal...the track...the present moment...and self expression. After deciding on a point you see fit to stop and say, "Thats enough for tonight" and realizing it is no longer tonight but tomarrow morning. I long for the days of making music with Mando, James, Chris, Matt, Ray, and Ernest because in those moments of creative expressions...I truely found happiness. So Shake, If you read this, I urge you to show it to mando, chris, james, matt, ray, and ernest. Because I want you guys to know how truely happy y'all have made me. You guys are my muses and I will forever be in your debt. I will never forget driving around critiquing our work. Waking your ass up a 6am so you could hear the tonight show...

We are brothers, and regardless of the time we spend apart, we will always be such.

Bless you all for you are my creative life blood.

[CaptinPickAxe]

P.S. chase has taken a lump of coal and turned into a diamond with "The Blue (Original)". I hope he posts that on his site.

[Vash]

Good on you, CPA.

[Vash]

Family peeps have come around. More peeps in the house. yay.

sleppy!

[Vash]

I got to take my brother out tonight. We had good times.

Played 3 games of billiards. Took about an hour. I'm too gimp to shoot right, he's too inexperienced to capitalize on my weakness. Then, we hung around Wal-Mart for a while. I flirted with da wimminz, looked for KFTC magazine (wasn't out yet), looked for good music. Found a CD, but don't wanna drop green on it yet. Wait til it gets bargain-binned. Little bro bought some Yougioh cards. Seemed excited about them.

Dude is cool.

peace.

[CaptinPickAxe]

I just bought Blockhead's new LP...OMFG! I'm just as impressed by it as the El-P LP(hehe) I picked up...wow...I'm on a roll...I hope I get some more good music.

I also saw The Day After Tomorrow...it wasn't half bad. There are some parts that you go "what the fizzuck?" to (like people freezing instantly). All in all not a waste of $9US

[Vash]

haha! we posted at the same minute, but I'm soooo fast, my post hit first!

OOPS, POW . . . SUPRISE!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[CaptinPickAxe]

your post fu is obviously superior...I bow to you, almighty Vash.